Wednesday Night

"Fred," I hissed. We were all sitting in the Common Room. We, being Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia, Daniel, Abigail, Madison, and me. I was still trying to get Fred to tell me what he was doing with Madison and if he told the others. But he's been pretty good at ignoring me. "Freeeeeeeedddddddd."

Lee looked up from his Care of Magical Creatures book and raised an eyebrow at me. I smiled and looked at Fred. "Mr. Weassssslllleeeyyy!" I hissed again, now poking him.

"What?"

Hey! I wasn't talking to George!

"I was talking to your brother!"

"Well next time specify the Mr. Weasley you're talking about," George said with a laugh, turning back to Alicia.

"FRED!" I shouted, startling a couple of second years in the process. Eh, oh well. They all hate me anyway. One day they're going to poison me with… Dragon dung and I'll die a slow, painful, smelly death. Fun.

"What Katie?" Fred asked.

"Did you tell them yet?" I asked eagerly. Well, more anxiously. I want to see them all flip out on Fred. I mean, I love him and all but still. Snogging Madison? It makes me shiver just thinking about it.

"No," Fred hissed back at me.

"Why not?"

"Because!"

"Because why?"

"Would you?"

"Ew!"

"Katie!"

"Fred!"

"What are you two talking about?" came Abigail's voice. She was talking to Daniel. I don't think they talked much at school. But now they have no one here (except Madison the Annoying) who would know what happens there. So they're using each other for company.

"Fred sn-gjhkgs," I attempted to say but Fred launched himself at me, covering my mouth with his hand.

"What'd you do Fred?" Lee asked with a grin. That's my Lee. Always a dork.

"Sgedsmidson!" I tried to yell through Fred's hand. That didn't work too well… because I don think they got the message.

"Sausage muffins?" Daniel asked.

"Yes Daniel. Sausage muffins. I'm sure that's what they're talking about," Abigail said with a laugh.

"Oy, Fred! Stop suffocating the poor girl and let her talk!" Angelina said with a laugh.

Thank Merlin for Angelina. I couldn't really breath.

"Yeah, Fred. I'd have to hurt you if you killed my girlfriend," Lee said.

"So caring," Fred mumbled, releasing my face.

I gasped for breath. "AIR! THANK YOU!" I took in as much as I could. So I'm a drama queen. Bite me.

"So Katie what were you saying?" Alicia asked with a grin.

Madison looked over at me and Fred. She looked positively evil. I bet she's part cat. Cats are evil. So are birds but that's a whole other story.

"Fred was sn-" I started but then stopped. I think Fred should tell them. When he's ready of course. But I think he should tell them.

He looked down at me and smiled.

"I snogged Madison," he said proudly.

I love my friends.

Lee goes, "EW!"

George laughs his head off.

Angelina gasps and starts laughing with George.

Alicia goes," YOU DIDN'T!"

Daniel starts gagging.

Abigail drops her books.

I love my friends.

Oh yeah. And Madison glares at them all. She's just like grr. Giving them that look that says, "You may be laughing and gagging and ewing but I'm still better then you!"

But it's great all the same.

"When?" Lee asked, astounded.

"SUNDAY!" I shouted.

"That's disgusting, mate," Lee said, making an ickied-out face. He's so mature.

"Katie, how'd you know?" Alicia asked, looking curious.

"I walked in on them."

"EW!" they all shouted.

This was great. Poor Fred. He must be so embarrassed. This is fun.

Fred's ears turned bright red. Madison looked annoyed. She must be. All these people thinking she's disgusting. Apparently me and my friends are mean. Aha, Yay mean. Even though it's not nice to be mean… but I guess Madison's the exception.

"Thanks guys," Fred said sarcastically. We all laughed at him. Madison just looked away.

"Yeah, well," she said, trying to find an insult. Nothing worked. This made us laugh more.

Thursday, January 20th Morning, Breakfast

"Hey Katie, pass the jam," Lee said. I looked at him, laughed, and passed the jam. No not jelly. Jam. I don't quite know the difference between the two just yet but I do know that the house elves love us enough to label things. Like Jelly and Jam. Otherwise my world would be a mess. Well not a complete mess. Just kind of crazy. Well, crazier then it already is. Anyway, I've got to stop rambling.

He laughed when I gave him the right one.

"Finally! Katie! You've learned to read!" Lee yelled.

A couple of first years looked over at us.

I hear, "I can't believe she can't read!" and "how has she made it through school!" and "I bet she grew up and was raised by owls."

I raised an eyebrow at them. They looked away, slightly scared. Sweet. So my skills scare little kids. This could come in handy.

"Great, now people think I'm illiterate!" I said with a smile, hitting Lee.

"Abusive girlfriend!" Lee yelled.

More stares. Fun, fun.

"I'm not abusive!" I yelled back, still smiling. How could I not smile back at him?

"Yeah you are!"

"Leanne! Am I abusive?" I asked Leanne who was just sitting down.

"Yes! I have bruises from you kicking me!"

"You weren't supposed to say that though!" I said, slapping my forehead with my palm. I groaned. Lee laughed. "Thanks for the support, Lee."

"Hey, I was against you this whole time," Lee said. I never win. Haven't we already gone through this? I always lose. It's not fair. Eh, oh well.

I was about to hit him again when I remembered what he said. So, instead I hugged him.

"SPLIT PERSOSNALITIES!" Lee yelled through the Great Hall getting a strange look from Professor Dumbledore. "Sorry, Sir."

"I don't have split personalities!"

I'm telling you, I never ever win.

"Fred, George, do I have split personalities?" I asked the twins who were coming to sit down.

"Yes," they said in union.

Ouch. My forehead. I've got to stop smacking it.

"Lets change the subject from Katie Loses to something else, please," I said, desperately trying to get them to change the subject.

"Okay, guess who we saw wandering around outside last night?" George asked, looking at me.

"What! I didn't do anything! As a matter of fact I was asleep last night! You have no proof what so ever of me doing anything!" I protested. You can never be too sure with those Weasley twins.

The twins each raised an eyebrow at me. They've got to stop doing the same thing at the same time. It's really creepy.

"Remember Snuffles?" Fred asked with a grin.

Snuffles? No. I – wait! Yes! That dog!

"Yeah! The dog from Hogsmade!" I yelled loudly. More stares. I hate stares. Almost as much as I hate stairs. But they hate me back, so it's okay to hate them.

"We saw him wandering around outside with Hermione's cat, Crookshanks," George said, laughing.

"Did he eat him?" I asked. Hermione spun her head around and gave me the look of death. I don't think she likes me that much, do you?

"No," Fred said with a sigh. Hermione through a sausage at him. Actually, the sausage thrower was probably Ron seeing as how Hermione wouldn't dare throw anything at Hogwarts.

I laughed and turned to Fred.

"What's Snuffles doing here, anyway?" I asked in a whisper. How could a dog get passed dementors when Sirius Black can't?

"I don't know," Fred said. "But her was here so George and me took some food down to him."

"And you didn't take me!" I asked loudly. So I'm offended, big deal.

"You were already asleep," George said with a sorry look on his face.

"Why? What time was it?" I asked, confused.

"Like, nine thirty," Fred said with a smile.

I've got to work on my sleeping habits.

"Yeah, well I was tired. I got like no sleep at all Sunday night!" I protested. Well, it's true!

"Why Katie? What were you doing?" Daniel asked from behind me.

That scared me. I spun around and looked up at him. He winked. I hit him in the shoulder.

So maybe I am abusive. But I'm not that bad!

"Why do you punch so hard?" he asked with a whimper. Aha, I made him whimper.

"Because I'm a chaser," I said with a grin.

"Because she practices on me!" Lee said happily.

Daniel started laughing, the perv.

"I didn't mean it like that!" Lee said, hitting his foreign exchange student.

Daniel nodded his head. "I see where she gets it from." We all laughed at him lame joke… even if it was funny… making it not lame.

"TEAM!"

Gah! Crazy control freak captain! This can't be good. It means Quidditch practice. And usually when he yells TEAM it means that there's practice either tonight until like one AM or tomorrow morning at like three until breakfast with no breathing room in between.

"Wood," Angelina said. I don't know when she got here. I think she came down with Daniel, along with Alicia and Abigail. Wow, I need to pay more attention to things like that.

"Practice tonight at six and tomorrow morning at four," said our demon Quidditch captain. Normally it's just one practice or something. But no. Two practice, less then twelve house apart. That can't be fair. And yes, I called him a demon. But not in person because that would mean laps for life. Shiver. And probably the afterlife too now that I think about it.

He would too. He would become a ghost and harass us and then make us become ghosts and still make us do laps because he's just that cruel and unusual.

"Are you kidding me?" Angelina shouted. I bet she hits him. Because she would. You know she would.

"No Johnson," Mr. Adolph Wood said. Oh what you can turn his name into. "We need the practice. I need the cup." Then he became mesmerized by his daydream.

Wait! Is he implying that we're bad? I should kick his butt for that one.

"Shall I tell Harry, then?" Alicia asked. No one answered. She walked down the table and told Harry, who gasped. Well, we didn't hear him but his mouth went into full out 'O' shape.

"Wood's gone mad," Lee said with a laugh, looking at our deranged captain.

"Wood's been mad," I said. It's true. He wants us to all be Mini Woods. Except some would be skilled at chasing, some would be skilled at beating, and one would be skilled at seeking. But we'd all listen to one another and share the same though path. Quidditch. How crazy would that be?

Insane deary.

What are you doing here, alien lady?

Well, I needed you to help me.

Since when do you need my help?

I can't decide on what colors I should use for the place settings after the wedding!

What?

Neon pink? Or Acid Green?

Both.

But won't that look like watermelons?

Nah. Just have the guys get the green and the girls get the pink. You know. Like at a baby shower!

Brilliant idea! I always know I liked your head for a reason.

Well, I hate to brag but—

Sorry deary, I must dash!

Hey!

Gah. I need an anti-alien head.

"So be at the pitch at five thirty," Oliver said. Apparently he was giving us instructions. I've got to start paying attention when people talk to me. It's becoming a little bit of a bad thing when I don't.

"Wait, why Wood? I thought it was at six!" I asked. So many W's! Anyway, my lack of listening skills just earned me quite a lot of listening time to Wood. Damnit.

"Weren't you paying attention, Bell?" he asked, giving me a stern look. I shook my head. Obviously I wasn't paying attention so why should I pretend I was? Ollie (aha Ollie, I bet If I called him that in person he'd blow a gasket, yes a gasket) sighed.

His face turned beat red. "You did not just call me Ollie," he said.

"Sorry, Mr. Woody," I said with a smile.

He sighed, rolled his eyes, and walked away. Whoops.

"He's going to make you do laps you know," Alicia said, putting a hand on my shoulder.

I sighed. "Yeah, I know. But you never know. Maybe he won't. He loves me more then he loves you guys!"

"Katie is secretly having a love affair with Oliver!" Fred shouted across the table.

Is it my friends job to embarrass me so much?"

Everyone laughed at Fred though. Except Lee, who looked uncomfortable. Oh yeah. And me. I wasn't laughing either.

"I am not!" I managed to shout back. Everyone laughed even more!

Lunch

Nobody felt like eating inside today, so instead we all took our lunch outside. I don't know why. It was January for Merlin's sake but we sat around the fountain… even though it was frozen. But it was still awesome.

"Are any of you c-cold?" Alicia asked. She always got cold first.

"I am," Lee said. Of course he was cold. He was only in a T-shirt for God's sake.

"I wonder why, Lee?" I asked sarcastically. "Do you want my hoodie?"

I was wearing a hoodie under my jacket. I ran up to my dorm before lunch to grab one.

"Nah, it's okay," Lee said. I laughed at him.

"You've got goose bumps!" I protested, taking off my jacket, then my hoodie. Yay warmth!

"But that doesn't mean I'm cold!" Lee said, trying to keep me from giving away my awesome Weird Sister's hoodie.

"Yeah, Lee, it kind of does," I said, pushing him away and taking off my hoodie, then putting my jacket back on and thrusting the hoodie over to Lee. I've just got skill like that.

"No." He pushed the hoodie back.

"Yes."

"No."

"Lee, you're cold."

"No I'm not."

"Yes, you are!"

"No!"

"Put on the damn hoodie!"

"Gah! Scary girlfriend!" Lee put on the hoodie. Am I good? Or am I good? You choose.

"Thank you," I said, crossing my arms in triumph.

We sat there in silence for a couple minutes, with the occasional choking on a sandwich.

"Warm yet?" I asked.

"Yes," Lee said, giving in. Yay! I win!

Saturday, January 22nd Morning

Hey! Kevin's coming today! And he's bringing someone! Should I be nervous? What if it's one of his evil friends who will dye my hair blonde! Wait, it already is blonde… what if they dye it red! Then I'd look like a Weasley! Wait. It's already been dyed red. What if they dyed it brown? Gasp! I don't know how I'd live! It'd be so… nonKatie! It'd be like anti-Katie!

Great, now I'm freaking out. I'm pacing around my dorm in my pajamas. Random objects are being thrown at my head. Like Leanne's notebook, Debbie's shoe, and Madison's alarm clock. But I don't think Madison did that on purpose. Because it went off and she like screamed. But who knows? It's Madison. She has unpredictable disease!

Now I'm freaking out.

Breakfast

I was so nervous about Kevin coming that I forgot to breathe when I was eating. That caused Daniel to go on a worry rampage and throw orange juice on me. SO now I'm all sticky. This is not fun. I was ready to hit him but Dumbledore warned us about what would happened if the foreign exchange kids went home with bruises. It kind of sucked.

"Gah! I'm all wet!" I shouted. Daniel grinned innocently.

"It was George!" he shouted, pointing to Fred. He can tell the two apart. But I think he's just being a little on the weird side, it being his last day and all. Aw, I'm going to miss him… and Abigail. They were so awesome! And, I think they'll stay friends once they get back to school because they only had each other to talk to, if they wanted to talk about things at school.

I hit George in the head. I couldn't get mad at any of them… but seeing as I couldn't hit Daniel, George was the next best thing!

"It wasn't me!" George said, after recovering from choking on his orange juice that is. I smacked his head and he coughed, causing him to choke on his orange juice. It wasn't pretty. His oatmeal will never look the same.

"Yeah, I know," I said with a sigh. Great, I'm depressed that my friends that I've known for like a week or two are leaving. What am I going to do when the twins, Lee, and Angelina and Alicia leaves? Oh snap! Lee's leaving! In two years. Okay, well we still have time. I guess we're good then. For now. Gulp.

Lunch

I was just sitting here all casual and what not when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around, expecting it to be Fred, George, Lee, or Daniel, but then I realized that each of them were sitting across from me so it couldn't have been them! I got kind of freaked out so I turned around slowly.

"WAH!" I shouted once I saw who it was. I jumped up and gave him a hug. If you haven't guessed by now, it was Kevin. And he was bearing gifts!

"Katie Is A Bell!" Kevin said. I have no idea where that one came from.

"Does that make you Kevin Is A Bell?" I asked, still hugging him. He smiled and put a brown paper bag down in front of me. I looked inside. Brownies? "I'm not eating your poisoned food!" I shouted, pushing the bag away. I know he did something to it.

"It's not poisoned Kiab (Pronounced: Kee Ob)" Kevin has officially gone insane.

"Kiab?" I asked slowly.

"You know, the abbreviation for Katie Is A Bell?" Kevin said.

"No fair! We have the same abbreviation!" I protested. "I demand a new one."

"Fine then, Miss Picky!" He looked me up and down. "Donut," he said finally.

I gave him a weird look. "Donut?" I asked. "Was that just a random word you thought of for me?"

"Noooo," he said innocently. "Dork… Yes." He bowed his head.

I laughed at him and poked the brown paper bag filled with "brownies".

"So, what'd you do to these?" I asked, swinging them with caution in front of his face.

"I didn't do anything," he said, crossing his arms with a smug smile. That can't be good.

"Well then who d-" I said, not finishing because realization dawned on me. The person! That he's going to bring! They made these. Oh dear. If they're anything like Kevin, I think I'll go hide in a bomb shelter. That will be the only place for me.

"Katie, meet Emily," Kevin said, taking a step to the right and holding out his arms.

Oh! It's the person that he was bringing here. It was a girl! Kevin and a girl. That doesn't make sense! I know that he dated around and such but this girl actually looked… nice. Not like the bad girls that Kevin normally hung around with.

She had long (and when I saw long I mean lower back long) light brown hair, a round, caring face, and soft blue eyes. Emily, as Kevin called her, was about up to Kevin's shoulder. He had on a knee length pink skirt and a white collared shirt on. She was very pretty. Kevin made a new friend! I'm proud of him!

"Finally," Emily said. Whoa, her voice sounded like tissues. The good kind… that didn't itch your nose. It was a soft voice. "Kevin kept telling me bout his famous Quidditch star sister! I've been dieing to meet you! I was wondering if you could help me with my game?" She held out her hand and I shook it. I wonder what lotion she uses. Mines this awesome apple kind. It doesn't work very well though. It just smells wicked stong.

"O-of course," I said. She seemed nice. And apparently she likes Quidditch, so she can't be all that bad…

But then again, so does Malfoy and he can just go stick his head in a gutter. Oh, that was the lamest insult I've ever heard. Unless the gutters have been getting worse, that is.

Anyway, then along came the awkward silence. Did I mention that my friends were staring? Well, half were staring at my brother and the other half were staring at Emily. Big surprise there. I bet you can't guess who was staring at who! If you guessed that Alicia, Angelina, Leanne, Debbie, Abigail, and Madison were staring at my brother then you were right! And if you guessed Lee (yes! LEE!) Fred, George, and Daniel were making googly eyes at Emily, then you were right again! If I had a point system I'd give you points. But I don't so you're just out of luck.

"Soooo Katie," Kevin said, trying to make conversation.

"Soooo, Kevin," I said right back to him.

"When's that house party?" he asked with a mischievous smile.

"Tonight, it starts at seven," I said, moving over so that there was a room for him and Emily to sit in between me and Abigail.

"Pass a sandwich," Kevin said. That's just like him, makes himself at him. Even thought this was his home, a while ago. Or something like that along those lines.

Lee passed him the plate of sandwiches. He took two and put them on a plate that magically appeared in front of him.

Why are my friends being so quiet? It's really eerie now that I think about it. I mean, they're never ever quiet! So why start now? Sheesh.

Potions

Gah, Snape's making me come to Saturday Potions because my grades are too low! Honestly, how can your grades be high in that class? It's insane. That only thing that made it better was that Kevin decided tofollowed me into Potions! Is he crazy? I think he might be! Emily tried to talk him out of it (the poor soul, Emily not Kevin) but once he makes a decision he sticks to it so there was no way to talk him out of it. He just wanted to get Snape mad. And it worked. Oh, boy did it work. Snape's fuming. Walking around, grumbling… okay so he does that everyday… but still.

"Hey! Hey Katie!" Kevin whispered loudly. Now, Kevin's normal whisper was already pretty loud for a whisper so his loud whisper was more like a talking voice for him. He's just weird like that.

"What?" I mouthed back as Snape walked by. He gave us an evil glare so I imagined him getting some really hot, gross potion dumped on his head.

"Look!" he mouthed, pointing to Snape's hair. I turned my head and as I did so, I felt a tingly sensation go through my head. I saw nothing wrong with Snape's head so I turned around and saw Kevin silently laughing hysterically.

"What?" I mouthed back.

"Katie," Leanne whispered. I looked at her and was still getting over the stupid look that I gave to Kevin so when I actually turned to face her, I was in mid-weird look. "Whoa… um… your hair."

"What?" I asked grabbing my hair. Well, it's still there so it can't be all that bad.

"It's… it's green!" Leanne said, trying not to laugh.

"What do you mean, it's green?" I asked, trying to pull my hair in front of my face but I've gotten into this habit of putting it in a pony tale every day so I couldn't really get it out of said pony tale.

"I mean that it's not blond, it's green," Leanne said, holding up a spoon for me to look in.

"AH!" I screamed, jumping up (knocking over my potion which melted the legs off of the stool that Andrew was sitting in) and turning to Kevin. "WHAT DID YOU DO!" I bellowed, drawing tons of non-needed attention to myself which caused everyone to laugh at my ridiculous hair.

"You-you got in the way!" Kevin managed to say between laughs.

Then it hit me. That tingly feeling was the spell which was supposed to go to Snape which is why nothing happened to him!

"I'm going to kill you!" I screamed, leaping over like two tables and landing on my brother.

Unfortunately, Kevin is twice my size and easily stopped me from hitting and or kicking him. I turned to face him and saw that everyone in the class was staring at me in aw.

Twice! Twice this year has my hair been dyed a color that it didn't need to be! First red (not to mention all of the colors from after that) and then green! Oy.

"Miss Bell," Snape said. I looked up to see him from behind his desk, sealing a piece of parchment. "Take this to Professor McGonagal. And you, Mr. Bell, leave my classroom before I force you to leave."

Kevin smiled and said, "Before I force you to leave," mimicking Snape. This is why I love my brother. Emily wasn't here the whole time. I just realized that. I wonder where she is!

"OUT!" Snape shouted.

Me and Kevin looked at each other and sprinted out of the classroom. We stopped about two floors up, laughing hysterically.

"Why did you dye my hair green?" I asked, punching his shoulder really hard. I know I'm small but I can punch hard. It's just a Quidditch Skill. Yay Quidditch skills!

"I told you already! I went to shoot the spell at Snape but you're big head got in my way!" Kevin complained, poking my head. Oh the joys of having a mature brother.

"You just have suckish aim!" I protested. It was true. You know it.

We talked randomly up to McGonagal's office. After knocking a little hesitantly, she opened the door.

"What do we have here?" she asked. "Why… Mr. Bell! What are you doing here?" I half expected her to throw her arms over her head and pull out a random helmet from some random space under the floorboard. But she didn't.

"I'm just visiting my favorite little sister in the whole world!" he said all big brotherly and what not (even though I don't know any brother who would say that) and gave me a noogie. That's the Kevin I know.

McGonagal rolled her eyes and then gasped. "What happened to your hair, Bell?" I feel like a Slytherin supporter. Gah.

"This idiot decided to be an idiot!" I said, kicking Kevin behind his leg and giving the note from Snape to McGongal.

She unsealed it with her wand and read it. "Well, Miss Bell. It seems that you were a disruption to class and broke three stools and a table. How in the name of Merlin did this happen?"

"Once again, this idiot decided to be an idiot," I said with a sigh, pointing to Kevin.

"This can't all be your brother's fault," McGonagal said, looking at Kevin. "And what were you doing in Potions on a Saturday?"

"He's making me go to Saturday Potions," I said with a sigh.

McGonagal did not look happy. She looked more furious then anything. "Students are not supposed to have classes on Saturday," she said, walking to her door.

"Um, Professor, where are you going?" I asked, standing up and following her.

"To talk to Professor Snape," she said.

What about my punishment? I wonder if she forgot.

She walked out of the room and we heard her footsteps all the way down the hall.

I danced around her room and Kevin and me walked out of her office. Well, I more so danced out and Kevin laughed. I think it was because I was dancing like a monkey. But that's okay because monkeys are awesome!

Common Room

"Katie! What happened to your hair!" came Lee's yell from over by the fire place. I don't blame him. It's cold in here. It needs heating or something like that.

"My brother's an idiot," I said. "Speaking of which, can you fix it?" I asked hopefully. I hope it's not like last time where I had to wait for years. Don't mind my exaggeration.

"Yeah," he said, pulling out his wand. He muttered the reverse spell thing that I can't think of what it's called right now but he muttered it!

My hair turned back to normal, thank God. But my hair ties gone! That's not fair. And my other scrunchies are up in my dorm…. which is like… all the way up the stairs.

"What happened to my hair tie?" I asked, desperately trying to keep my hair up with one of Lee's quills and failing miserably.

"I don't know," Kevin said, not caring about the question because Emily walked in. Great, now I'm hair tie less and lazy. This is not fun. So I sat on the couch next to Lee.

"What's up?" he asked, putting his arm around my shoulders.

"You're warm," I said, snuggling closer. Well he's warm. What can I say? You know you'd say it too!

"You're cold," he said with a laugh.

"Maybe I'm sick."

"Wouldn't that make me the sick one being warm and all?"

"No? Okay fine."

House Party

Wow. Gryffindor house parties really rock. Like to the extreme. Over on one side of the Common Room we've got Fred and George auctioning off his brother (they were going to sell him to one lucky person as Slave for the Day) and on the other side is all the little first years trying to stay away from the big mean seventh years so they're hovering in the corner. And then in the middle is the people partying… which is where I am, talking with Lee… in the direct center. So we're getting some pretty angry looks. But no one likes the evil onlookers!

"Watch it!" a massive seventh year guy said. I don't see how I should be the one to watch it… because technically he stepped on my foot.

"Bite me," I muttered under my breath.

Apparently he heard me because he said to Lee, "Watch out for your girlfriend." I think this person should have been in Slytherin with his attitude and bad breath. He'd fit in perfectly. I guess he's got more courage then those darn Slytherin's.

Lee just kind of looked like him like are you kidding me! The evil seventh year sneered and walked off.

"Good going, Bell," he said with a pout. "You just got me threatened!"

"I thought I was the threatened one here Lee?" I asked with a smile. It was all joking around.

"Yeah, well I'm the guy. I'm supposed to get the threats," he said with a grim.

"Excuse me," I said, highly offended. "Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean that I won't get threatened by some jerk-head Slytherin wanna be!" Yeah, he offended me. I think I can take of myself. Great, I'm going to be a Civil Rights activist. Isn't that great. If I can even call myself that. I just want to be able to be threatened and stick up for myself! Because I can you know! There are many people that I've beaten up! Just ask Kevin.

Speaking of which, where is he? He said he was going to crash the party! This can't be good.

Anyway, back to me and Lee. "I didn't mean it like that! I just meant that… he probably grew up in the kind of house where men rule?" Lee said uncertainly. That was not a good response. "I'm sorry. You win." He gave me the puppy face.

Ah, crap. How can I not forgive the puppy face? It's so adorable! But I have to be strong.

"It's okay," I said, hugging him.

So I'm not that good at talking myself into things! Lack of confidence people!

But anyway. After I hugged Lee, I head a banging noise in the background. It sort of sounded like drums. But no one (That I know of) here has drums so it can't be any of them. But it just got louder. After about a minute of this unbearable banging, the music stopped and people were looked around, all confused and what not. I don't blame them because I'm confused too.

"WHATS GOING ON?" called someone in the crowd. It was probably an ickle little first year. I can't help but make fun of them. It's fun… but mean. But still.

"I AM YOUR MASTER!" came a yell from some portrait (that actually looked new…) on the wall. "OBEY ME!"

And that's when it hit me. Kevin. This was Kevin's plan to crash the party. And the drumming must be coming from Emily. Or a tape recorder… but I doubt that Kevin even knows what one of those is actually.

Now, I started laughing hysterically once I realized what was going on… but no one else knew why so they thought I was choking on something or something like that. Especially Lee (who should have realized that that was my brother… but I guess the face pain threw him off or something) but even he started freaking out. But it was even better because Kevin decides that he's going to wear an awesome gold crown and a red velvet cape robe thing.

The prefects were going crazy, trying to get everyone up to their dorms and Percy was just being a prat and telling everyone not to panic… even though if you didn't know my brother, this could be a very panicky situation to endure.

"I WANT ALL OF YOU TO GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES!" the picture bellowed. I laughed hysterically as everyone did what they were told. They all looked at me, worried that that stupid "portrait" would kill me. So, I just want along with it, still laughing, of course.

"NOW! PRETEND THAT YOU ARE DOING A HANDSTAND WHILE EATING ICE CREAM IN TEN FEET DEEP WATER!"

We all looked up at him, confused. How are we supposed to do that out of fear? I mean, I can see if we were under the imperious curse then yeah… but not out of fear! I think my brother's mental.

Actually, a couple people actually tried to do that. It was rather amusing seeing them attempt a one armed handstand while licking one hand and pretending to be drowning. It was quite bizarre.

But funny all the same.

"Everyone, its all right, just calm down," said Percy the Prat.

"BOW DOWN TO ME!" Kevin yelled. He's going to get in sooo much trouble. I hope they don't threaten to send him to Azkaban again! That was horrible! But it was a joke… but we all thought it was real. See, Kevin's old friend Mike got a job as an auror and he caught Kevin breaking into another friend of theirs house and Kevin didn't know it was Mike but Mike knew it was Kevin so he decided to have a little fun and scare the poor guy. Kevin was on his knees, literally crying so that he didn't get out of it.

I love Mike. He's still got the pictures, too. It was all too interesting.

Anyway. Back on topic. Percy squealed and got down on his knees. It was great. Kevin was laughing and I could hear Emily's giggles from the stairs of the girl's dorm. That's interesting.

Kevin started laughing and jumped down from his portrait. Emily ran from the staircase and the two met in front of the fireplace. I never expected Emily to be a rebel. How interesting.

"You have all been pranked by Master Kevin," Emily said calmly then laughing hysterically. It feels like I've known her for years. Like she's part of the family.

Kevin, being the idiot that he was, started bowing and thanking everyone for this great laugh of his.

The first years were practically in tears, the second years were just trying to act all cool, the third years were ever so confused, the fourth and fifth years were laughing at how gullible they were (Me? I was laughing at them), the sixth years were acting like the second years, and the seventh years were laughing and praising Kevin, and the ones that knew him were going up to say hi.

Kevin was greeting all his old friends from the year under him and he took of his crown, placing it slightly crooked on Emily's head. She laughed. Aw, they're so cute.

Ha, he should date her! Sorry, random Katie wanting a sister. Even though I have one… but I don't like her. I know, I'm mean. But it's okay.

"So, Lee," I said, helping the dear child up. "Were you a little on the freaked out side?" I grinned.

"No, not at all," he said, trying to be manly.

It wasn't working.

"You lie!" I shouted. I turned and walked to the twins.

"DO NOT!" Lee called back to me. I just laughed and kept on going.

"You're brother is brilliant!" Fred shouted. I laughed. It runs in the Bell blood.

"Yes, yes he is," I said modestly.

"Controlling the whole Gryffindor Common Room! It's sheer brilliance!" George said in awe. I love it. My brother is the role model of the Weasley twins. This could come in handy.

"KATIE!" Kevin called over to me. Gah, what does he want? I love him and all… but sometimes he annoys me. Well, all the time actually… but that's okay.

"WHAT!" I called back.

"COME HERE!"

"WHY!"

"BECAUSE!"

"BECAUSE WHY?"

This could go on for hours.

"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

"YOU'RE NOT MUM!"

I hate it when my Mum gives that excuse. Because I said so. It just irritates me. Obviously she doesn't have a good reason!

"YEAH BUT I CONTROL MY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!"

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?"

"I COULD SEND YOU SOMETHING THAT EXPLODES AND SMELLS!"

"BRILLIANT!" the twins said together. Great, now they've got ideas in their head. Oh jeez.

"AND I COULD SEND YOU… I DON'T KNOW YET BUT I COULD SEND YOU SOMETHING!"

"JUST COME HERE!"

"FINE!" Yeah, I gave in. My throat was starting to hurt from the yelling. It's not my fault! He made me do it!

I walked over to him all immaturely and what not… because I can. And immaturiality (yes, a new word… kind of like predictabiliality, which I still need to work on by the way) rocks. You know it rocks. It rocks your faces off.

"What do you want?" I asked with a frown.

"Just to give my favorite sister a hug!" he said, engulfing me in a one armed hug.

"Gah! Kevin have you ever heard of deodorant?" I asked loudly.

"Yes, but I don't believe in it. I believe that we have to respect our natural smells," he said proudly. Please tell me he was kidding.

"Urgh! That's disgusting!" I said, pushing away. Once I was free of the Kevin BO (he didn't really smell that bad. Kind of like a really good cologne.) I said, "What'd you really want?"

"So, how are my party crashing skills coming?" he asked with a smile. Gah.

"Well, you put the Gryffindor Common Room in pure fear… so I'm guessing that they're coming pretty darn good," I said. Hey, it's true. I don't think anyone could have caused that big thug chicken seventh year meanie to squeal. Or maybe the guys secretly metro sexual. (Aha, Spanish class.) I don't know, but he was the one who was hiding under the couch. So I'm guessing Kevin did a pretty darn good job.

"Nice," he said, trying to hug me again, but I stepped away.

"NO MORE BO! PLEASE NO MORE!"

I heard Emily laughing. She came up behind Kevin, still bearing the crown, and said, "It was quite good, wasn't it?"

"Yeah, I really wasn't expecting you of all people to help. I mean, I know I only met you this morning but you seemed like you never put a toe out of line," I admitted. Well, it's true.

"Well, normally I am like that… but your brother just showed me how to have a good time," she said, blushing. Awww.

"Katie, come here!" It was Leanne.

"What's up?" I asked, running across the Common Room to her.

"A letter just came from you. From the ministry," she said, uncertain of where this was going. I don't even know what it is.

"What do you think it is?" I asked, picking up the letter. She shook her head as I opened it. After I read the first line, I gasped and dropped the parchment.

A/n: And this is where I stop. Please review and tell me what you like, what you don't like, and just about anything else. Because reviewers rock! WHOOT!

-Snuffles