Hello everyone. Wes Wall here! Just a few little fun facts before we start the chapter. I truly hope this project is a treat so far. I wanted to invite you guys to leave any feedback for this. And definitely let me know if you were a fan of this show, or you're just experiencing this for the first time as a fanfic. This chapter is based off the second episode, which was the introduction of Gigan, Megalon, and King Ghidorah. It's still by far the most viewed and most liked episode in the series, and I've always been proud of it. I based Gigan and Megalon's personalities on classic comedy teams like Abbott and Costello, and Laurel and Hardy. As for Ghidorah, it's a funny story. I did this series years ago, and decided it would be fun to give each head their own personality. Middle Head was the impatient boss, constantly annoyed by his fellow heads for different reasons. Right head, I made be the grumpy one who's always griping about something. Both Middle Head and Right Head were pretty straightforward, and fully dedicated to their cause. Left Head is where I had some real fun, as I made him absolutely insane, constantly cracking up laughing at pretty much anything and everything, and never quite understanding what the plan was they were trying to do, but still enjoying every minute of it. Then years later, King of the Monsters happened and...yeah, I predicted Kevin. The correct head, and everything! I want to really treat the heads as individual characters for this fanfic, so Right Head will now be called King. Middle Head will be called Ghidorah. And of course, left head is Kevin. One last thing of note before I start the chapter, this episode was also the introduction of Titanosaurus, and I chose to base his personality off of Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate. Gonna be hard to transition that to story form, but we'll give it a shot. Anyway, thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy.


Chapter 2

Gigan & Megalon: Best Friends Forever

The Nebulan made cyborg known as Gigan, wandered across the Monster Island desert. Suddenly, a deep dimwitted voice hollered out "GIGAN!"

With a groan of annoyance, Gigan spun and faced his best friend Megalon. "What do you want," he demanded in a shrill partially mechanical voice.

Megalon happily kicked a small rock, and looked up at Gigan bashfully. "Where are we goin'?"

"Did you forget that already!?"

Megalon lowered his head, clearly ashamed. "Oh, I forgot. I tried not to forget, honest I did. I tried and I tried, but it didn't do no good..." Suddenly, he excitedly clapped his massive drills together. "Oh! But I remember about the cute little bunny rabbits!"

"What rabbits," asked Gigan, crossing his arms. "We're looking for villains that need good henchmen."

Megalon stomped his foot. "Man, I hate you Gigan! This is the day you promised to take me to the zoo! I wanna go see all the animals!"

"Well too bad!"

"Hey, I have an idea. How bout we go back to your mommy's house, and eat some cookies!"

Gigan sighed. "I told ya already, ma said we couldn't come home until we had a good job."

Megalon thought about this for a moment, a task not easy for him. "Well where are we going to find one? Neither the Nebulans or the Seatopians will hire us ever since what happened in the 70s."

"Will you just shut up!? I'm trying to concentrate."

"Well, how bout we look for a job on the other side of the island? This desert is too hot."

Gigan glanced over at his friend. "Look for a job in the Haunted Jungle!? Now I know you're crazy!"

Megalon shook with fear. "Haunted?"

"Yeah! Nobody sets foot in there, not even Godzilla! Why, I hear even Destoroyah's afraid to go in there!"

This was shocking news to Megalon. "But Destoroyah isn't afraid of anything!"

"Yeah, well he's afraid of the Haunted Jungle!"


They walked a bit further, until Gigan spotted a cave, with a sign in front marked, "Evil Lair".

From inside, sinister voices could be heard. "SpaceGodzilla! Your crystal addiction is getting out of control! They're starting to pop up in my room!"

"Destoroyah, just shut up and get to work on the new MechaGodzilla! And don't screw this one up! If you do, I'll...HEDORAH! Quit leaning over the table! You're getting sludge in my breakfast!"

Gigan smiled. These sounded like truly evil baddies in need of good henchmen. "Well, here goes nothing."

"What do you want me to do," asked Megalon.

"Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Just stay here, and entertain yourself somehow! If you screw this job up, I'll...uh...AH! I won't let you tend the rabbits!"

"Man, you're so cruel! I hate you Gigan!" Gigan just shook his head, and approached the cave, ringing the doorbell as he arrived.

Suddenly, the Smog Monster known as Hedorah appeared in the entryway. "Hello! May I help you?"

Gigan cleared his throat. "How ya doin? My name's Gigan! Me and my buddy Megalon were in the neighborhood, looking for work. We've both had great careers as henchmen, and are very reliable!"

Hedorah looked Gigan over. "Hmm...I suppose we could use some henchman. That is, as long as your intelligence is fairly high."

"Oh you don't need to worry about us, sir! We are both very competent!"

Hedorah shook his head. "You had better not be lying to me." Then, leaning into Gigan's face, he added, "Bad things happen to people that lie to me..."

"No, seriously. There isn't a stupid bone in my body. Oh, and Megalon in the definition of intelligence."

"Hey," called Megalon. "Look at me!" Gigan looked over, and nearly screamed in horror at the sight of Megalon bouncing across the desert like an absolute lunatic. "I'm hopping like a bunny rabbit!" Megalon cracked up laughing, having the time of his life as he happily pretended to be his favorite animal. "Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy me! Oh, here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the bunny trail! Hippity hoppity, Easter's on its way!"

Gigan, nervously glanced at Hedorah, who was watching Megalon's antics...clearly unimpressed. Hedorah then glared at Gigan. "Ok," said Gigan with a nervous chuckle. "Maybe I fibbed a little. So, uhm, how bout that job?"

In response, Hedorah spat an acidic sludge ball onto Gigan's face, bringing a shriek of agony from him.


"I'm sorry Gigan," said Megalon, as they walked further on. "I didn't mean to screw up the job."

"Don't you even talk to me! Do you have any idea how bad acidic sludge balls hurt?"

"Well, I can't answer that. You said not to talk to you."

Gigan growled, his anger growing more and more. Then Megalon got close and whispered in his ear, "I think somebody needs a hug."

Gigan spun around. "No! Get away from me, you star-headed freak!"

"Aww, come on man. I love you!"

In response, Gigan started up the chainsaw built into his stomach. "You wanna hug me now!? Huh!? Come on! Give me a hug!"

Megalon glanced at the chainsaw. "Uh...I believe I'll pass."

Gigan shut the weapon off. "I'm shocked you didn't hug me anyway, you're so stupid..."

"That's not true, I've never done anything stupid in my life. My nose itches." Megalon reached up to scratch his nose.

"MEGALON! NO! STOP!" But it was too late. Megalon's drill pushed deep into his own nose, and got stuck, bringing a cry of pain from the monster as blood oozed down the drill.

"You idiot," said Gigan. "Whatever you do, don't start your drill."

"Start my drill? Ok, whatever you say."

"NO STOP!"

Megalon cracked up laughing. "Oh, I'm just kidding ya. But I just proved that you really care about me."

Gigan groaned. "You know, one of these days, I'l give you an uppercut you won't live to tell about."

Megalon started swaying dizzily. "Hey, uh, Gigan? I don't feel so good. I think I'm dying. You gotta get me some help!" Megalon then spotted the monster known as Titanosaurus in the distance. "Hey, maybe that guy can give us a job!"

"Good idea," said Gigan. "Let's try!"

They approached the Kaiju, who was twitching like crazy, and just stared at them awkwardly as they approached. "How ya doin, my name's Gigan!" Titanosaurus just stared.

"Hey little fella," greeted Megalon. "I love you!" Again, Titanosaurus just stared.

"Don't you speak," asked Gigan.

"My name is...Titanosaurus. I take care of the place while the...master's away." Titanosaurus looked around in a daze, and then returned his attention to the duo. "But, the cockroach. I'm not sure the master would approve. The master doesn't like...insects."

"Uh...yeah," said Gigan. "Anyway, we're looking for jobs as evil henchmen. You got one?"

"There...is no job like that...around here."

"Gigan, I'm scared," said Megalon. "It's getting dark."

"It's still morning, you idiot!" Gigan glanced at his friend, who was shaking. He sighed. He hated to feel pity for this moron, but somehow he always did. "Oh, fine. Titanosaurus, can you tell us how to get out of this desert?"

"There is no way out of...here. It will be dark soon!" There was a long pause as Titanosaurus stared off into space. Then he spoke again. "There is no way out of...here. It will be dark soon!"

"No way out," repeated Megalon.

"Well, maybe we could talk to the master about a job," suggested Gigan.

"No, Gigan! I don't want a job here, I don't like the look of this place."

Gigan sighed. "Well it seems we have no alternative. So how bout it, Titanosaurus?"

Megalon got on his knees to beg. "Gigan, I don't want to stay here!"

"And the master...would not approve," added Titanosaurus. "You cannot stay the night...here."

Gigan fought against the confusion he was feeling right now. "Who said anything about staying the night? We only want a job. So how bout it?"

Megalon shook his head. "Gigan, I don't want to stay the night, let's leave!"

"We're not staying the night!"

Titanosaurus twitched violently. "I don't know about it...I just don't know." Five minutes of awkward silence passed as the dinosaur looked every which way, almost seeming to search for an answer. He even randomly stood on his head at one point. "Very well. You can stay the night. The master...will be very disturbed."

Gigan shook with rage. "Look...we don't want to stay the night. WE WANT A JOB!"

"You...must leave," ordered Titanosaurus. "You cannot stay. The master, would not...approve!" And with that, Titanosaurus stumbled away...walking on his head.

Gigan and Megalon both just watched him in disbelief. "Well that was totally pointless," said Gigan.

Megalon sighed. "So what do we do now?"

"Excuse me, gentlemen?" Gigan and Megalon turned to see a three-headed golden dragon. The middle head spoke. "Could you please point us in the direction of Godzilla? We're going to kill him."

"Yeah," said Gigan. "He usually hangs out around...wait! Did you say you're gonna kill him?"

"That's right," said the right head. "We want that reptile dead!"

"Yes," agreed the middle head. "He's ruined too many of my ingenious plans to destroy this planet, and I...AAAAHHHHH!" The middle head glared at the left head. Or at least, he glared at where the left head should have been. The long neck of the left head was twisted behind his body, and apparently stuck inside his rear. "KEVIN! Get back out here!"

Kevin, the left head, removed himself from the anus. "I was looking for poop," he announced happily, as he cracked up laughing.

The middle head was about to lash out at Kevin, when the right head suddenly spoke. "Hey, Ghidorah. I think we should hire those two. We need some lackeys."

Ghidorah looked over Gigan and Megalon. "King, what makes you think they qualify?"

King smiled, a sadistic look in his eyes. "Just look at this hands. I'm sure we could find many useful ways to torture Godzilla with those."

Ghidorah also smiled. "Oh, now isn't that a lovely idea?"

"I THINK SO TOO," Kevin screamed in Ghidorah's ear, much to his dismay. Kevin followed this with more insane laughter.

Gigan cocked his head. "This could be interesting." Suddenly, Megalon joined in on the laughter, and he and Kevin filled the area with it. Gigan shook his head. "This could be very interesting."