Hey all! I'm in Monster Island Buddies! Well, I'm a Patron anyway, so you'll now see the name MrWesdotcom in the end credits of the latest video. So that's pretty exciting. Anyway...Back with chapter 4! This one is of course based on Episode 4, though altered slightly. Those who remember the show will know this episode featured an appearance by Bowser at the end as a joke. I'm not including the scene here, because as this is a fanfiction page on the topic of Godzilla, I'm trying to keep this story based in Toku material only. Characters connected to Godzilla, Gamera, Kong, Ultraman, anything like that can occur. But don't expect Batman to suddenly appear to help out. I might make an exception when I get up to adapting Episode 10, since that was one major crossover episode, and it could be fun to do it here too. I dunno, you guys comment and let me know if I should adapt the Copacabadguy episode as the mega universe crossover I did in the series, or if I should alter it to just be about the Kaiju characters. Just give me your thoughts on it. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch the video, and then let me know. But, that one is a ways off still. Let's move on with this one. Probably a shorter chapter since I'm leaving out the Bowser cameo, but still fun. Enjoy!


Chapter 4

The Deadly Trio

"Ooooh yeah," said SpaceGodzilla, as extreme senses of pleasure rushed through his body. "Oh, that feels soooooo good! Oh, oh yeah!" He continued to absorb energy from the crystal in his hand(the source of this pleasure he was experiencing). "Oh, that hits the spot."

Hedorah scratched his head. "Uh...SpaceGodzilla. I hate say anything, but uh...your crystal addiction is really out of hand."

"Nonsense! I can quit anytime I want!" As he spoke, SpaceGodzilla absorbed more energy. "Besides, temptation is a hard opponent. It's perfectly normal to give in once in a while!"

"Yeah, but once in a while for you is like, every two minutes." Hedorah sighed. "Never mind. I'll never get through to you. Besides, I'm starting to feel kinda clean. I'm gonna go take a sludge bath."

As Hedorah left to his area of their lair, Destoroyah entered from his work station. "Hey, SpaceGodzilla! Come into the lab!"

SpaceGodzilla began walking over. "What is it now? Another hiccup?"

"Not at all," Destoroyah said with a smile. "The new MechaGodzilla is complete."

"Excellent work, Destoroyah! Now we can unleash it on my brother, and soon, once he's dead, every living creature will bow down before...WHAT IS THAT THING!?"

Destoroyah grinned with pride. "I call it, Super MechaGodzilla!" Standing before them was a massive robot, with what appeared to be a double gunned jetpack attached to its back. Super MechaGodzilla was truly an impressive sight to behold...except for one thing.

"More like Super MechaDuckzilla," scoffed SpaceGodzilla. "What's with the bill?"

Destoroyah growled. How dare he mock his hard work? "That's the jaw! Look, I get that it doesn't look as cool as Kiryu did. But Super MechaGodzilla is decked with the finest weapons a machine could have."

SpaceGodzilla shrugged. "Ok, that's a fair enough argument. So what kind of weapons does it have?"

"Oh, I had so many wonderful ideas for this magnificent machine! Plasma Grenade! Mega Buster! Paralyzer Missiles! Laser Cannons! And my personal favorite, the G-Crusher! Which we shall use to destroy Godzilla's second brain, conveniently located in his butt!"

"Excellent." Then SpaceGodzilla froze, thinking about that last part. "Wait a minute. In his butt? Does that mean I have another brain in my butt too?"

Destoroyah thought about it. "Hmm...Good question. I'm not sure, but I'll look into it."

"Oh no you won't," said SpaceGodzilla, quickly making sure his tail was covering his rear. "Look, let's change the subject. Show me one of these weapons. I want to see the Plasma Grenade."

Destoroyah swallowed. "Well...That's the bad news."

SpaceGodzilla frowned. "You never mentioned bad news."

"Oh, did I not? Well, yeah, I'm afraid the Plasma Grenade isn't functioning yet."

SpaceGodzilla sighed. "Well, no matter. I'll settle for the Paralyzer Missiles."

"Those aren't working either."

SpaceGodzilla glared. "Mega Buster?"

"Nope."

"Laser Cannons? G-Crusher!?"

"Not even close to operational."

"THEN WHAT CAN THIS STUPID THING DO!?"

"Well," said Destoroyah, looking over his notes. "After various combat tests and simulations, I've discovered it's quite good at doing the Hokey Pokey."

"Wh...wh...why would you build a robot with weapons that don't work!?"

Destoroyah sighed. "Well, it appears I did too good with it, cause I'm incredible. You see, each and every one of the weapons I made require components and technology that simply does not exist yet. To my estimation, and this is just an educated guess, the tech we need wont be invented til at least...oh, I'd say the 23rd century. More specifically, the year 2204."

"YOU MASSIVE LUNK OF WASTED BRAIN MATTER! Why would you build something like this!?"

"I admit, I'm wondering that myself. But it seemed cool at the time."

"Look, forget it. Just destroy this piece of junk."

"But, what about our plan?"

SpaceGodzilla thought about it. "I have just the thing." Suddenly, he used his telekinetic powers to bring a strange metal substance into the lab.

Destoroyah studied it. "I've never seen metal like this before. What is it?"

"Oh, just something I picked up in my travels. Space Titanium! There's nothing stronger. Use this to make the ultimate MechaGodzilla. And make sure you give it weapons that can work with current technology!"

"I'll make a note of that," said Destoroyah.

Suddenly, Hedorah waltzed into the room wrapped in a giant towel, and wearing a shower cap. "Oh, what a degrading bath! It was wonderful!"

SpaceGodzilla ignored the Smog Monster. "Look Destoroyah. You're my number one goon. I'm counting on you to get this done."

"Goon," asked Destoroyah, starting to get angry. "I thought this was a partnership."

"Oh, it is. And I'm the smart brainy partner, while you're more of the strong scary brute partner."

Hedorah strutted over, seductively. "And I'm the irresistible sexy partner! Right?"

SpaceGodzilla, glanced at him, but again, ignored him. "And as such, being the brains, I'm clearly the leader. Thus, making the two of you, my goons. If that's a problem, you can just take one of my crystals, and shove it up your..."

Before he could finish, Destoroyah sliced into his chest with his Katana Horn. SpaceGodzilla fell back from the intense pain, as blood gushed from the wound.

Destoroyah stepped onto his chest, pinning him down. "Listen here you crystal obsessed space lizard...Destoroyah works for nobody! I'm not your number one! I'm not your number two! I am superior to you in every way! I'm only in this to kill Godzilla! And neither you or sludgeball over there are gonna treat me as an underling!"

SpaceGodzilla smirked, and then opened his mouth to speak...Or so it seemed. Instead, his deadly Corona Beam erupted from his open maw, striking Destoroyah right in the eyes, stunning him long enough for SpaceGodzilla's tail to smack him in the face, knocking him off. SpaceGodzilla quickly floated back onto his feet, and the two Kaiju stared each other down.

With another smirk, SpaceGodzilla said, "I believe you've outlived your usefulness in this partnership." Crystals began rising around the lab, to back up SpaceGodzilla.

"Bring it," said Destoroyah. His deadly horn began glowing, ready to strike again.

But before either of them could attack, Hedorah got them both with his Eye Beams. The two faced him, angered even further. Hedorah spoke up before they could. "Look, I know I'm not one who would usually be considered being the voice of reason. But I've got something to say. You guys have gotta learn to get along with each other, or this is never going to work."

"Don't tell me what to do, Heddy," griped Destoroyah.

Hedorah did a perfect double take. "What the...DON'T CALL ME HEDDY! Look, I'm serious guys. Don't you watch television? The bad guys team up, they come so close to defeating the hero, and then, their differences get in the way, and they turn on each other, which ends up being their downfall. We have to be smarter than that! We all want Godzilla dead, but it will never happen if we can't learn to cooperate and put our egos aside. Even if it means taking orders from SpaceGodzilla for a while, the ultimate goal is worth it!"

"He's right," said SpaceGodzilla. "Now quit acting like a baby and get that stupid robot out of here!"

"Well...you started it," mumbled Destoroyah.

"OH SHUT UP!"

Hedorah rolled his large eyes. "Yeah, teamwork. Woohoo. We're all gonna die." Hedorah walked out of the lab, with SpaceGodzilla following behind.

"Hey SpaceGodzilla," called Destoroyah. "When this is over, I will truly enjoy killing you. And I promise, I will make it as slow and painful as I possibly can."

SpaceGodzilla smirked. "I'm looking forward to seeing you try. And seeing you fail." With that, SpaceGodzilla left the lab, leaving Destoroyah to his work.

Destoroyah started taking Super MechaGodzilla apart. "Stupid freak," he muttered. "I build the robots, yet HE'S the brains. He doesn't have enough brains to outsmart a tapeworm. Probably had to stop and get directions when he came to Earth. Bet he got lost on the way here, and ended up in Baltan's monster zoo, before getting kicked out for being too ugly."