Mon
Dieu! I am updating in a timely fashion! The Apocalypse is just around the temporal corner, for sure.
This chapter is done in
the "wanking" style, as chapter four was. This being so, you'll
notice I use a lot of expressions like "facepalm" and
"headdesk" in this installment---They sum up my feelings
rather well, and I think you'll see why. My apologies if they grate on anyone's nerves, however.
Here follows the usual disclaimer, printed once again printed in eye-catching letters so those who think I actually penned this drivel might actually realize that I, in fact, do not...
I DO NOT CLAIM AUTHORSHIP OF THIS FIC. THE ONLY PARTS I HAVE WRITTEN ARE THE COMMENTS IN BOLD.
Attack of Morpha 'Link's lustlove for Zelda'
Link was riding his horse Epona over the plains of the Hyrule field. This was his favourite past time to do when he was not being raped by fighting monsters or fucking seeing the princess Zelda.
Link looked over to the Hyrule castle and thought that he should probably tell Zelda about his feelings about her. Since they have organised a date with each other tonight.
After turning back time and becoming a kid again was hard for Link to sort out.
As he grew older, the feelings Link had for Zelda when he had first grown up began to resurface. (See Ocarina of Time game)
Link felt that becoming an adult again must have made him more aware about his feelings for Zelda. But he would always try to deny the closeness between him and Zelda from his knowledge that a normal boy could not marry a princess. But Link always thought that there was something more to him since that he and Zelda were closely connected to the triforce. Soulmates. By which I mean "bedmates."
As Link was contemplating his thoughts, he felt an unexpected disturbance in the air. And underground. And to the left and to the right. And to a thirty degree angle.
"Something is strange. Did you feel that Epona?" Link asked his trusty mare.
Epona made some unusual noises; Link knew that this could only mean trouble. (Epona: OMGNEIGHGACKBLAHLOL:spaz: Link: What's that, Epona? Zelda lost the batteries to her vibrator? Le gasp! To the castle, ONWARD HOOO!)
Recently Link had found out that monsters were resurfacing from the dark realm that he had banished them to years ago. These monsters were the big 5 bosses. Link had already defeated four of them, but there was one that was left. That monster was the one that Link found was the hardest to beat. Ohnoes.
"Come on Epona, we may need to rush to the castle without delay." Link thought to himself as he rode off to Hyrule castle town.
Princess Zelda was in her bedchambers with a bath towel around her. She had been keen on having a date with Link for some time and tonight was her chance to tell Link about her feelings for him. You know what, I would reckon that most guys don't want to go out with a chica for the first time and have her start the "OMG TRUE LOVE LET'S GET MARRIED" routine.
"Oh, Link my love." Zelda whispered as she looked at herself in her mirror. "Please tell me that you feel the same about me."
Zelda was quite nervous about telling Link how she felt about him. She would often practice every word she would say and repeat every line ten times in a row.
For the moments that gave Zelda a headache from trying all of the things she wanted to say, she would drop her towel around her and try to say them to herself.
Looking at herself in the mirror made Zelda think that even if she was born in a royal family (Something that every girl dreams of) she came into this world with nothing and she will eventually die with nothing. So she may as well make the most of her chances in life and even if she makes mistakes, Zelda would eventually learn from her life experiences.
(Note: I am not trying to be dirty here. This is a saying my old man keeps reminding me. It's all about looking at yourself in the mirror and to learn to appreciate who you are. (You know what, honey? I bet he didn't mean for you to stand and gawp at your pathetic naked self in the mirror ten times a day.) I don't want this part of the story to be interpreted into something that is disgusting.)
Zelda had no sin of looking at herself in the mirror that way, she once heard from her maid Impa that you could never learn how to love another person until you learn to love yourself. And I don't mean the "emotional" way.
(Note: Another saying that I don't want other people to interpret the wrong way. (Ha, I added the above comment before I even read this. You know what, if you don't want people to "interpret the wrong way", don't go on crappy philosopical musings that make no sense.))
Zelda had a beautiful body but even she was her own worst critic sometimes. Zelda would often think that her boobs are not big enough for Link (Zelda: OMG look at my boobs they are liek so small!1! I hate my boobs, wahh! Liek, my boobs totally sux:wangst:) but then Impa would always to say that Link was not the type of man that would want a girl for their size, all that mattered was the heart of the person inside that body was the thing that counted the most.
"Oh Impa, I hope your words of wisdom are true." Zelda silently prayed as she thought of her maid that was wise as an owl. (:facepalm:)
Zelda stepped into her bathroom that was next to her bedroom. She striped her towel off her body and placed it on her towel rack.
She turned the water on and stepped into her round bathtub that was in a shape of a circle. (Her round bathtub was in the shape of a circle? OMG defies all logic.) Three triangles came from different sides to join together around the tub to form the triforce, a sacred symbol of her kingdom that represented the balance of courage, power and wisdom in every living soul of the planet earth.
As Zelda was relaxing in the tub with the water flowing around all over her beautiful slender legs, the water suddenly stoped flowing out the tap.
"Hey, what's going on here?" Zelda asked herself. "Did my father forget to pay the water bill.?" (No. The assholes over at the water board cut off THE KING OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY'S water line. Just to piss him off.)
Cue sexually ambitious inanimate object: Just as princess Zelda was about to get out of her tub and wrap a towel around her, the tap spewed out massive amounts of sticky, slimy dark blue liquid.
"Ewww, gross! It's liek, sooo totally icky ZOMG!1!" Zelda gasped is surprise as the blue slime hit the base of the bathtub and sprayed itself all over Zelda's legs.
Zelda had to close her eyes if the slime ever got in contact with her face. She buried her hands into her face and tried to turn and get out of the tub. But something was terribly wrong.
"Hey, my legs can't move!" Zelda shouted. Thanks for letting us know.
She looked down and the dark blue slime stopped splashing around. This time the dark blue slime was slowly flowing out of the tap and it looked like a shape of a long slimy snake or worm slithering into the bathtub and disappearing into the dark blue liquid.
Zelda griped both of her arms at each side of the tub and tried to pull herself up but the blue slime had coved her legs up to her thighs that they were stuck to the base of her bathtub.
"Oh! No! How will I get out of this mess?" Zelda asked herself. (:facepalm:)
Then Zelda felt something move up her thighs. (Well, we all know where this is going. Cue rape, "emotional bonding", then a nice consenting fuck. Preferably in that order.)
"No, it's moving up me!" Zelda's heart was racing as she let go of the side of the tub with her left hand to protect her most sacred part of her body. (God, this wanks itself.)
The slimy liquid moved around her hand and hips that where the next in line with their path.
Zelda could not believe the sucking pressure of the goo that held her left arm trapped in front of her.
"Oh, is it trying to suck my hand down?" Zelda asked herself as her heart beat faster. "Why, good golly, I think it is!" replied Adlez, Zelda's alternate personality. "Why, that's just mean!" Zelda cried. "I know!" Adlez agreed---
Just then Zelda felt the slime flow around her back and it fiercely pushed her body forward to try and make the struggling princess land on her back at the base of the bath tub.
"Whoa! Totally righteous!" Zelda gasped as her whole body start to fall on her back.
Zelda pulled her left hand out of the slime just in time for her to grip the side of the bath and balance herself from being dragged down on her back.
This made Zelda give up her defence as the slimy blue liquid started to slip inside her.
"NO!" screamed Zelda. "This thing, it's trying to… ugh!"
Zelda stopped screaming and gasped as she felt the slime go inside her body, she closed her eyes and the slime wrapped its gooey substance around her belly and it climbed up her back. Pssh. I bet she likes it.
Zelda opened her eyes and saw bluer liquid pour out of the tap. She desperately lifted her hand to turn the tap off.
"Please, got…to...turn…it…off..." Zelda struggled under her breath.
Just as she reached the tap, Zelda frantically turned off the water to try and stop the flow of slime into her bath.
But just as she twisted the handle to stop the water, the slime continued to flow out of the tap.
"NO, the slime is still flowing out!" Zelda gasped in surprise. Thank you, Captain Obvious.
She gripped her arms onto the side of the tub to try and pull herself out again but the slime continued to hold Zelda's body in its sticky grasp.
"Help, somebody help me." shouted Zelda. But it was no use. Her bathroom was sound proof and nobody could hear her screams. Of course it was. How convenient.
The slime crawled its way up Zelda's back and wrapped itself around her shoulders. More slime from the other side of the tub was moving it's way to the side where the princess was stuck with her back against the walls of the bath tub.
The slime wrapped itself around her chest, pushing her breasts into her.
"NO!" shrieked Zelda at a high pitch. "Not my breasts!"
She only wanted one special person to be able to touch her like that, but it was not this thing that was attacking her. (Wanked itself.)
Zelda closed her eyes as the slime continued to hurt her body, it was draining her strength in the most brutal way it knew how.
Zelda panted as she struggled more but her efforts were futile.
"Please, Link. If you can hear me. PLEASE HELP ME!" screamed Zelda as the slime was curling around her neck. She was finding it hard to breathe as all the mass of slime was tightening around her chest. Zelda did not know how long her strength could last before she would eventually let go of the sides of the tub or will the slime smother over her before she could collapse from exhaustion.
Link was telling Epona to gallop faster as he saw a vision of Zelda being transmitted in his head. Her whole body was stuck neck deep in slime.
"Come on Epona, faster. We got to save princess Zelda before it's too late." Link repeatedly told his horse in order to get there as soon as he could.
He came to the palace gates where a guard stopped him.
"Holt!" (...Holt...?) the guard warned to Link. "Show me your identification before you pass."
Link could not disobey the guards since he understood that they were only doing their job.
"I have permission to see the princess Zelda." Stated Link to the guards as he showed them the invitation Zelda gave him. "I need to see her immediately."
The guards quickly opened the gates.
As Link quickly made his way to the castle on Epona, Link could hear voices inside his head that were a symptom of insanity Zelda's pleas for help.
"Link, ugh…it's… trying…. to choke me!" he heard Zelda's struggles.
"Hang on Zelda. I'm coming." Link mentally shouted to his love as he quickly made his way into the castle. He hoped that he could reach Zelda in time before it was too late. Me too. Ooh, the unbearable suspense.
Zelda was just barely hanging on. Her strength was depleting fast as the slime ravaged her body. Zelda screamed as the blue goo was trying to pull her down and swallow her.
She had made great efforts to pull her head up and move it just above the rim of the tub.
"Must…hang…on." struggled Zelda as she whispered to herself. But she knew if she were not pulled down, the slime would eventually try to climb and smother her.
As the sticky slimy blue liquid filled the top of the tub, the mass shifted into a wave that was forming at the opposite side to Zelda's end of the tub.
Zelda's eyes widen in fear as she saw the mass of blue slime that was forming itself for one final strike.
"Oh my goddess! Link, please hurry." Zelda screamed (I feel the need to point out that a moment ago she was struggling to lift up her head and was whispering. Now she's screaming. Stamp from the Inconsistency Department.) as she braced herself for the deadly impact.
She quickly closed her eyes as the slime crashed itself into her body, covering her head in the process.
Zelda tried to move her head above the surface but she could not as she felt the slime thicken and squeezed her whole body in one mighty death cinnamon roll.
Link bashed his way through the bathroom door and saw Zelda's body taken under with the slime swallowing her up.
"Zelda! NOOOOOOOOO!" Link shouted as he bravely dived into the bathtub for Zelda.
Link grabbed her fallen body and lifted himself out of the tub up to chest deep in the slime.
"Zelda, Zelda, Please wake up." Link embraced her body as the slime began to get angry at Link for stealing its victim. Meannastybad slime.
Zelda's eyes fluttered open in surprise to see Link.
"Link!" gasped Zelda as she spat out slime from her mouth. "What's going on?"
"You have been attacked by a Morpha monster." explained Link. "We need to get out of here."
"But Link, I can't move." struggled Zelda.
Link looked down and saw the slime tighten its grip onto both of their trapped bodies. The blue liquid had pinned Zelda arms to her sides and it was climbing above Link's arms that embraced Zelda.
"No." Link yelled as the slime trapped his arms around where he had hold of Zelda. "I can't move too. OHNOES!"
Zelda looked deep into her hero's eyes and asked him. "Link, are we going to die?"
"Of cause not." said Link trying to cheer her up. "When there is a will, there is a way." (:facepalm:)
Link looked around to where he dropped his master sword just before he had dived in to rescue Zelda from before. It was not far away, just at the edge of the bathtub. But the goo was holding his arms so he could not just reach it to save them both.
Link's eyes shifted to where the slime was flowing out of the tap.
"Zelda, have you still got some strength in you?" Link quickly asked her.
"Yes, but just barely." replied Zelda.
"Right I just want you to focus your full power on breaking that tap. You have to do it Zelda. Right now." Link told her. (Why the hell couldn't Zelda think of this herself?)
Zelda closed her eyes as Link silently supported her. She focused on the source of the liquid flowing though the pipes and under her bathtub. Meanwhile Link watched as the slime was climbing their stuck bodies in the goo.
"Link, I think I found it." Zelda responded as she found there the pressure of the slime was coming from.
"Right, now push all your power and make it break the tap." Informed Link.
Zelda glowed pink as she focussed all the power she had with the triforce symbol on her hand to push the source of the slime out to break the tap open.
Just then the tap explode open and lots of blue slime splattered the bathroom walls.
As the grip of the slime around their bodies evaporated, Link quickly dragged Zelda's wounded body out of the mass of slime in the tub before it could rearrange itself to grab hold of them again.
Link took his master sword and Zelda took her towel to conceal her nakedness.
Link then saw a flash of white bounce around the walls of the bathroom. It was the nucleus of Morpha.
Link did not hesitate by slashing the nucleus and finally Morpha was defeated.
Hours later Zelda sat on her bed after her horrible ordeal. She was safe but she was left shaken from the whole experience.
Link had just finished cleaning the remains of Morpha and the rest of its slimy substance off the bathroom walls and out of the tub. He also fixed the tap back on and cleaned the traces of slime from the bathtub with his bare hands and lots of clean water from the newly fixed tap. (Link is a member of Merry Maids, as you see.)
As Link walked back into Zelda's bedroom, he realised that Zelda had not changed, she still sat there in deep thought and she had still left the towel wrapped around her body.
"Are you ok Zelda?" asked Link. "I have just finished cleaning everything."
Zelda looked up and realised that Link was staring at her in a serious mood.
"I'm okay." Zelda quickly said. She did not want Link to see her in the mood she was in. "Thank you for saving my life today."
"Don't worry Zelda. I'm here. Everything is fine. You're safe now." Link tried to comfort Zelda by repeating these words he softly said to her as he embraced her shaken body.
Zelda deepen his hug by burying her head into his chest. She did not want Link to know her true thoughts.
ZELDA'S TRUE THOUGHTS:...Wow...I could really use a cheeseburger right now...
At their date, Link took Zelda out to a fancy restaurant to have tea there (:facepalm: She was just fucking RAPED. And they are still going out for tea and dimsung.). Zelda was wearing a lovely pink and white dress and Link was wearing a fancy light green suit and dark yellow tie. It was pretty fugly. (His tunic was dirty with all the slime that was all over it so Link decided to go for a more formal suit.)
"Princess Zelda." asked Link in a formal fashion. "What would you like to eat?"
Zelda just stared at her menu and looked down.
Link was starting to get worried. He knew Zelda would always be exited when she ordered her meal. Three guesses as to why she's not so excited today.
"Zelda, is there something wrong?" (:facepalm: OF COURSE NOT.) Link asked her with some tension showing on his face.
Zelda quickly responded with a smile while she was trying to hide her feelings.
"No, nothing is wrong. I just needed to read the menu and decide what to eat." She responded.
Even though Zelda thought that she was good at hiding her true thoughts and feelings just as a princess should do, she could not trick Link because through many long years they had known each other and bathed together, Link was one of the very few people that knew when Zelda was not feeling like her normal self.
After having a nice tea, Link and Zelda were walking along the Hyrule castle town at sunset but suddenly it started to rain.
"Come on Zelda, we should get back to the castle before the rain gets too heavy." suggested Link.
Zelda only silently nodded in agreement and they both hoped onto Epona and Link rode back to the castle with princess Zelda holding his back.
Link could notice that as the rain got heavy, Zelda's breathing began to get harder and faster. Link was not sure why Zelda was so stressed about having rain falling on her dress. But he did understand why a woman would get nervous about getting her lovely dress wet. (:presents Link with the "Clueless Asshat of the Year" award.:)
As they got back to the castle, Link told Zelda that she should have a shower first then he would go in after her turn.
Zelda stepped into her bathroom and took off her dress.
She looked into the mirror and stared at her body. She did not know why but she was starting to hate the person she was staring at in the mirror. She saw herself as week, defenceless and robbed from her purity. (For once, the author did one thing right. Let's see how long this keeps up...)
Zelda began to see all the flaws about her and even to a more extreme degree she questioned if she was as beautiful as other people of her kingdom thought she was.
Link waited in her bedroom and sat on one of her old wooden chairs to let his clothes dry out on it. He did not want to sit on anything else in case of he got them all wet.
After 10 minutes of waiting, Link wondered why he could not hear the shower water running.
"Zelda, are you in there?" Link knocked on her bathroom door.
After a minute of silence, Link opened the door to see princess Zelda with a towel around her staring into the shower chamber.
"Zelda, have you finished in there?" Link asked her.
Zelda only whispered a soft reply "No."
Link was shocked. He knew something was definitely wrong with Zelda. (...And the good streak ends.)
"Zelda, if you don't take a shower soon, you will catch a dreadful cold. It is dangerous for your health to have a disease. A cold is a disease. Diseases are dangerous to your health, like colds. Colds endanger your health. If diseases are dangerous to your health, therefore a cold is a disease dangerous to your health," Doctor Link, Ph.D informed Zelda solemnly as he checked his medical notes. He was particularly observant of the chapter entitled A Guide to Female Anatomy..." Link warned her.
"I'm sorry Link. I have not been feeling myself today. I'm sure it's got nothing to do with me being sexually assaulted." Zelda cried with tears starting to fall out of her eyes (And what a place for the tears to fall from.).
Link embraced her to try and calm her down.
"It's okay Zelda, sometimes we have those sorts of days. If it's okay, you could take a shower with me." Link suggested. (Oh Link, you are such a horny little pervert.)
Zelda nodded her head in response.
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Note: Please, don't take this the wrong way. This is not going where you think it is going. (:facepalm: Oh, yes it fucking is. We all know it's going to end with Zelda getting over her rape in about five minutes then gleefully hopping into bed with Link. Isn't predictability SO bland?)
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Link took off his wet clothes and he put them on the wooden chair that he was sitting of before. Then he went into the bathroom where Zelda had just hopped into the shower and took her towel off.
Link stepped into the shower with her and turned the water on.
He walked behind Zelda to put some shampoo on her head.
Zelda felt a bit better than she had for most of the night when Link was rubbing her long blonde hair (The new miraculous emotional cure for sexual assault: hair rubbing. Just pat your girlfriend's head and she'll spread her legs wide in no time!). She leaned her back onto Links chest as she closed her eyes and felt the soap of the shampoo fall down her naked body.
Link thought that this had made Zelda feel a bit better, but there was still something that troubled him. Why was Zelda doing this if she could easily do it her self? Link had not bathed with Zelda since they were 12 years old (WHAT THE HELL!). Now they were 18. Why the unexpected change of behaviour? (:snerk:)
Zelda's eyes suddenly opened wide from out of the blue and Link could feel her chest was breathing erratically.
Link looked down Zelda's body (in a unperverted way (:headdesk:)) and was shocked to see her belly heave itself in and out like a balloon that was being blown up too fast and let go immediately (ooer.).
"Ugh…it's all around me." Zelda gasped in her breaths.
Link looked into her eyes. Her eyes were wide with terror and her pupils were contracted into tiny dots in her deep blue iris. Link knew there was something wrong with her but he did not think it was this serious (I know, hallicinations are completely normal. Not serious at all.).
(Zelda's Night Terror)-----------------------
Zelda looked around her whole naked body to see the sticky slime drip all over her. She could not move her arms and her legs were tied down to the floor.
She was breathing fast as the slime started to crawl up her belly and over her navel.
Zelda gasped as it climbed higher over her breasts. The sensations hitting her nipples like a train (ouch.) and she screamed for anybody to help her. But there was no help she was lost and alone in darkness.
Tears were falling from her eyes, as she knew that she was going to die.
"Please, I don't want to die this way." Zelda pleaded to the goddesses.
The slime coved her mouth and it continued until it closed over Zelda's head with her eyes still wide open in fear.
She kicked, she struggled and tried to break free but it was all too late for the princess.
(End of Night Terror)---------------------
"Zelda, Zelda, are you all right." Link called to her with tension in his voice.
Zelda was shaking her head left to right and she was still screaming with her eyes wide open and sweat dripping from her forehead.
Link had lay Zelda's body on her bed and he put a towel around her body to hide her private parts. He was thankful that Zelda had a sound proof room because he did not want the king of Hyrule to come in. What would he think of Link if he saw him with Zelda in this situation? (If this author's got anything to do with it, he'd probably strip off the ole' royal garments and they'd all have a nice incestuous orgy.)
Link had to think of something quick so he slowly grabbed Zelda's shoulders and began to massage them.
Suddenly Zelda's screams began to decrease. She was slowly starting to calm down.
Link gently kneaded her shoulders so all the stress in them slowly soften itself into the calm muscles they needed to be.
Link breathed in a sigh of relief as Zelda closed her eyes and she was now sound asleep.
Link started to work down her arms and legs, rubbing the tension away from them.
"I was lucky that Saria taught me some massage techniques when I was growing up in Kokiri forest." Link said to himself. (I bet that's not the only thing she taught you...hor...)
(Zelda's Dream)------------
Zelda opened her eyes to a soft sensation around her whole body she felt that she was inside a warm bed.
Then she looked around to realise that she was sinking in some kind of hot mud. OMG KWICKSAND YAYS:ditherspaz:
Her breathing began to quicken and she looked around to see that she was not alone.
To her left was a young girl with green hair. She had sunk up to her shoulders in the mud. To girl to her right was a female Zora and she had sunk up to her neck.
And right near Zelda was a young woman with red hair and her face was starting to disappear under the mud. Her hands were poking out of the mud in desperation for a last minute escape.
"Link, help, were sinking" the girls all cried out loud.
Zelda had some sort of chance since she had sunk up to her chest.
Then a shadow came from the distance in front of her. It was Link.
"Link, help and pull me out." Zelda shouted to him.
"No pull me out." The green hair girl cried.
"No pull me out." The female Zora cried.
"Help, I'm going fast. Ugh…" Shouted the young woman with red hair as her face disappeared below the surface, only her hands remained struggling to stay above the mud.
Zelda reached out her hands to her Hero.
As the head's of the other girls disappeared below the surface, Link reached out his hands in Zelda's direction.
"Here love, grab my hands." He shouted to her.
Zelda tried to lean close enough to grab Link, and then he suddenly grabbed the other pair of hands in front of her that were slowly disappearing below the mud.
Zelda was in shock as Link pulled that hands that were not hers and pulled up the young woman with red hair (so now Zelda's not only a whore, but a selfish one as well. Hmm, sacraficing your own life to save another is such a bitch, isn't it?)
"Thank you Link, you saved my life." cried the young woman as she embraced Link.
"Don't worry Malon, you are safe now." Replied Link as he lovingly stared into her eyes.
Zelda felt that her heart had just shattered into a million pieces.
"No, Link. What about me." Zelda asked, trying to get Link to respond to her cries of help.
"I love you Link." Malon whispered.
"I love you too Malon." Link whispered back to her.
"No, this can't be happening to me." Sobbed Zelda, tears fell from her eyes as her head disappeared under the mud.
(End of Zelda's Dream)------------------
Zelda fluttered her eyes open to see Link sleeping next to her in her bed. She was under the covers but Link was not under them with her. Instead he was holding her hand to comfort her above the covers.
'Was Link here all this time?' thought Zelda.
Zelda found that there was a towel wrapped around her body, she thought why did Link take care of her like this. Even if she was grateful that Link had stayed with her, a thought went though her mind that questioned if Link had loved her.
Zelda knew that Link had made many friends over the years. She often wondered why so many of the girls were so attached to him. Probably the same reasons that she was attracted to him. Cause he had a big...sword.
Zelda knew that Link had cared about her but she was questioning herself after having that dream she just had. Did Link just think of her as just a friend? Or dose he have hidden feelings for her?
Zelda slowly got from under the covers to her shoulders so that the top half of her plump breasts (maybe I'm just weird, but I thought of Butterball chicken breasts when I read that) showed above the blankets while still keeping her nipples hidden under them.
Link woke up and rubbed his newly opened eyes.
"Hi Link." Zelda whispered seductively in order to get Link's attention. Whore.
Link looked at Zelda in her eyes.
He thought that see looked better than before and a smile came to his face.
'Good he's smiling' Zelda thought. Her hopes were rising to the roof. WHORE.
"Good morning Zelda, it is nice to see you ok." said Link as he got up and walked back to the wooden chair to put his tunic on.
Zelda's heart sank to the lowest level. :chants: W-H-O-R-E! Come on girls, let's keep it PG! Tears formed in her eyes and she tuned over to cry her tears into her pillow.
Link was about to leave her room until he heard noises coming from Zelda's bed. He stood in shock as he saw Zelda one minute ago was happy to her being sad now.
"Zelda, why are you crying?" Link softly asked her.
Zelda spoke between her sobs. "Link, do you love me?"
Link was caught off guard by her question. After what happened last night he was not sure if he should tell her the truth of his feelings about her. Link did love Zelda but he knew he should not say those things when Zelda was suffering from the trauma she was having last night.
Link looked deep into her eyes and he had to answer truthfully.
"Yes, I love you with my heart and soul." Link said to Zelda's face.
"Why did you not make love to me?" asked Zelda. (:screams until head explodes: OH. MY. GOD.)
This threw Link way out of his comfort zone. He thought for a thew minutes as he worked out the right thing to say. He realised that the trauma that Zelda suffered from the day before had knocked her around but this was like walking in a mine zone, he had to be careful with what he was saying otherwise she could go into emotional destructive mode. Too late.
"Zelda, I don't understand what you are thinking right now but I would like to tell you that you were in no condition for me to make love to you. The attack you had from the Morpha slime monster in you bath tub had left you emotionally traumatised. I realised that when we were taking a shower last night and you had a night terror. If I were to make love to you last night when you were in that state of mind, then I would be no better than that monster that attacked you." Link spoke every word clearly and carefully so Zelda would understand.
Zelda looked at herself. She did not know that she had been so affected by her near death experience. She looked at Link with tears down her face.
"I'm so sorry Link, I was just so afraid that you did not feel anything for me."
"If I did not feel anything for you, would I have been bothered to stay with you?" Link asked her.
Zelda looked at her mirror.
Last night she thought that she was week (:sings: MONDAY TUESDAY, HAPPY DAYS---), now she thought of the way she was behaving to be equal to a slut Damn straight..
"Oh, Link. I'm sorry. I had just made a total fool of myself right now. I don't deserve you." Zelda cried into her arms hiding her head away from Link. "You know what? You're right. You are a filthy whore and I have no interest in sexually promiscuous women! No siree
Link took her arm with his hand. "Don't think of yourself in that way. You do deserve to person who you love. Just look at yourself in the mirror and be happy for the person that you see."
Zelda looked at herself in the mirror again. She could see herself and Link holding her arms around herself.
As she looked closer at herself, Zelda started to remember the wide words that Impa had told her about looking at herself in the mirror and appreciate the person that is there. She realised once again that you have to learn how to love herself for who she is in order to truly love another person.
Link noticed that Zelda was starting to feel better. He had a connection with her with the triforce on their hands and that allowed him to have some indication of what Zelda was feeling at that very moment. He leaned his head down to whisper into her ear.
"Zelda, I love you. I had loved you since the first day I met you. I love you because you give me the reason to live. A reason to fight for. A reason to survive any monster attack. Even if the monster had cut my heart out, ripped my ribs out, even raping my body against my will. You give me the strength to fight it and survive. You give me the reason to come home alive. You are the princess of Hyrule and I am horned (horned:snerk:) to fight and die for your kingdom. Not only for your kingdom but I will fight and die for you. That is how much I love you and it does much deeper than that. More than words can describe."
As Link finished his speech, Zelda looked at herself in Link's arms. She saw herself as the queen of Hyrule and she saw Link with a triforce crown on his head. Not only as a king but also as a hero. A brave night that had to grow up in the kokiri forest, travel around the kingdom and far off lands, fight and survive against evil and won the heart of a princess. This won him other hearts of many other girls across the land but he chose her out of all the others that were more beautiful than she was. This earned him the title of the Hero of Time and he was the hero of her heart.
Zelda spoke to Link as she started at herself and him through the mirror.
"Link, I love you. I have always loved you and I always will. You came into my life as nothing more than a small little boy and you became my first friend that was the same age as I was. Many princesses don't have that chance so you made me feel so lucky. As my kingdom went though 7 years of darkness, I had always hoped that you would come and save the day. And as I grew up all over again in the kingdom I have been so lucky to have now, you were still there. There were times I cried when you went away to far off lands. I had prayed for your safety. And when you came back, I feel that my prays have been answered. Even when you won the hearts of girls everywhere, you had stayed with me. You have saved my life countless times and I don't think that I would be still alive if it was not for you. I would have died if it was not for you. You are my hero. You are my Link. Now fuck me already."
Cue Link's obligation: As their faces saw each other, Link and Zelda both kissed passionately. Finally their feelings were clear to both of them and they acted with their hearts beating close to each other. Zelda pressed her body next to Link and she felt his love for her through his tunic.
As Zelda was ready to place her hands on Link tunic and pull them up, Link placed his hands onto her arms to stop her.
Zelda broke their kiss and looked deep into Link's eyes.
"Why did you stop me?" she asked.
"This, I want to be sure that you are healed from your trauma before we do the freaknasy in, oh---" :checks watch: "--three minutes." Link said to her while holding his face in her hands. "From what I know from my experience is that sex should not be used for healing trauma (:headdesk:). I want you to face your fear."
Zelda looked down, she did not want to go back into her bathtub again but what Link said was probably true. If he made love with her then she would be totally dependant on him. If he suddenly dies then she would never recover because of her emotional state. If she could face her fear then she would know that if or when Link dose die then she would have learned to love herself and be able to go on with her life and lead Hyrule to a prosperous future. ...Wow. That's REALLY fucked up.
Zelda looked down at the water as Link had turned the tap on. Last time when she was in there, she was fighting for her life. Now there was no sign of any slime but she still felt some fear of facing something that had almost killed her.
As the water filled the tub half way, Link pulled off his tunic and hopped into the tub.
"Come on Zelda. The water is fine. As long as I'm here there will be no monster that will attack you." Link encouraged her.
As Zelda lifted her foot into the round tub, she suddenly felt old memories return her to her once more innocent days of splashing around in the bath with Link at the tender age of twelve. The water was warm just as she felt it was. Plus a little bit hotter as Link had tuned up the hot handle of the tap. (...Isn't that a rather blatant contradiction?)
Zelda slowly stepped her naked body through the water in the tub and sat down on Link's lap. She enjoyed feeling Link's soft skin behind her back and she moaned as she felt Link's arms massage her shoulders.
"Oh Link, this feels so good." moaned Zelda as Link enterrd her sacrid feminun place and thrust into her a lot "ugh" she said "ugh ugh hug ugh"--- she softly swayed herself in the tub. The water was moving around her skin and she could feel the relaxing feeling all over her body. (God, this whole thing just wanks itself over and over.)
Link leaned his head next to Zelda and he closed his eyes to study how she was feeling.
Link was slowly listening to Zelda's heartbeat and he felt safe that the princess had fully recovered from her trauma. Link is so awesome. Just by listening to her heart beat, which I'm sure is just going "ba-DUM, ba-DUM" like every other normal person's heart on the face of the planet, he can immediately deduce that she is ready for a good old fuck! Egads!
Without thinking, Link moved his hands lower to other places of her body witch made Zelda gasp in surprise. But she was not worried about that.
Zelda turned her body around and felt Link inside her.
"Oh, Link, love me please." Zelda whispered into his ear. (GOD, she is such a fucking WHORE. She was RAPED, what, a couple of hours ago? And now she's suddenly over it? PLEASE, for the love of God, will someone tell this author what life is?)
Link nodded as he started to move his body with Zelda.
Zelda threw her head back in ecstasy, as Link was moving inside of her. Where did the Correct Tense in this sentence go? Why, he ran off with his good pals Spelling and Subordinate Clause to go to the Grammar Bar before this fic began, why do you ask?
Zelda gasped as Link made love with her.
She felt the heat of the sun, the glow of the moon, her mountains (:sings: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains! Lucky I have strong legs like my mother, to spread them wide when I should need to!...Oh God, I love Shakira too much...) meet the bath water river on Link's chest. Zelda was in heaven as Link was making love with her. The heaven that Zelda was in was the love that Link was giving her and she was finally happy not only with Link. But she was also happy within herself. (Oh, I'm sure she was. Rape? What rape?)
The End Praise Jesus.
