DBZ - Goku's Mistake

Chichi - (gets out of her car with a bunch of groceries and walks up to the 'house') (suddenly looks shocked)...

(her house is gone)

Gohan - Let me guess...dad.

Chichi - (still silent)

Goku - (walks in) (cheerily) Did I hear my name?

Chichi - G...Goku, why is our house no longer here?

Goku - Oh, right, I was meaning to tell you about that! (chuckles) I gave it away to charity.

Chichi - You...what?...

Goku - I gave it all away to the Salivation Army! I got a phone call from them earlier in the day asking if I had any goods to give away, and I thought: "Heck! This whole place is full of goods, so I might as well fork it over!" (smiles)

Gohan - 'Salivation Army'? Dad, I think you mean the 'Salvation Army'.

Goku - No, no, no, Gohan, it was the 'Salivation Army'! Here, look at their pamphlet. It says right here at the bottom; "Give us your stuff and we'll salivate on it!"

(meanwhile at the 'Salivation Army' headquarters)

Army Guys - (drooling on a bunch of stuff)

Rear Admiral - Keep up the good work men.

(back at the 'house')

Goku - Ya see!

Chichi - Goku...Of all the hairbrained...absolutely stupid...incredibly moronic...outright idiotic things you've ever done, this takes the ca--

Goku - Wait Chichi, before you finish that sentence, I also gave Vegeta and Bulma's house away to them as well!

(meanwhile at Vegeta's and Bulma's house)

Vegeta - Well, that was an enjoyable dinner.

Bulma - I'll say! That place served some of the best ribs I've ever ate!

Vegeta - Indeed! Why I-- (sees his house which is completely covered in saliva)

(extremely long silence)

Vegeta - Well now, that's something new. I've seen all sorts of bizarre things throughout my life, but never a house completely drenched in saliva. I think I'll go give myself a self-lobotomy now to ease things up.

Bulma - (faints)

(back at wherever)

Goku - Aren't I just the kindest most thoughtful person you've ever known?

Gohan - Mom. If you want to beat him into a coma, you have my full support and backup.

Chichi - Yes Gohan, I--

Vegeta - (comes out of nowhere and decapitates Goku)

Author - THE END!