Chichi - (gets out of her car with a bunch of groceries and walks up to the 'house') (suddenly looks shocked)...
(her house is gone)
Gohan - Let me guess...dad.
Chichi - (still silent)
Goku - (walks in) (cheerily) Did I hear my name?
Chichi - G...Goku, why is our house no longer here?
Goku - Oh, right, I was meaning to tell you about that! (chuckles) I gave it away to charity.
Chichi - You...what?...
Goku - I gave it all away to the Salivation Army! I got a phone call from them earlier in the day asking if I had any goods to give away, and I thought: "Heck! This whole place is full of goods, so I might as well fork it over!" (smiles)
Gohan - 'Salivation Army'? Dad, I think you mean the 'Salvation Army'.
Goku - No, no, no, Gohan, it was the 'Salivation Army'! Here, look at their pamphlet. It says right here at the bottom; "Give us your stuff and we'll salivate on it!"
(meanwhile at the 'Salivation Army' headquarters)
Army Guys - (drooling on a bunch of stuff)
Rear Admiral - Keep up the good work men.
(back at the 'house')
Goku - Ya see!
Chichi - Goku...Of all the hairbrained...absolutely stupid...incredibly moronic...outright idiotic things you've ever done, this takes the ca--
Goku - Wait Chichi, before you finish that sentence, I also gave Vegeta and Bulma's house away to them as well!
(meanwhile at Vegeta's and Bulma's house)
Vegeta - Well, that was an enjoyable dinner.
Bulma - I'll say! That place served some of the best ribs I've ever ate!
Vegeta - Indeed! Why I-- (sees his house which is completely covered in saliva)
(extremely long silence)
Vegeta - Well now, that's something new. I've seen all sorts of bizarre things throughout my life, but never a house completely drenched in saliva. I think I'll go give myself a self-lobotomy now to ease things up.
Bulma - (faints)
(back at wherever)
Goku - Aren't I just the kindest most thoughtful person you've ever known?
Gohan - Mom. If you want to beat him into a coma, you have my full support and backup.
Chichi - Yes Gohan, I--
Vegeta - (comes out of nowhere and decapitates Goku)
Author - THE END!
