I can't help it, I just loved Callia and Kanone last chapter. I don't give myself that much credit, but I read over that one line and still laughed my ass off. You know, the one where Callia said, "You got bitch slapped!" Sorry, I'll get on with the update now, enjoy!

Polaris18: Lol, Callia is a bit bipolar, as are most of the people in most of my fics. Like Kanone, Kalelle, Kousuke at times...they're all just crazy. Most of the time she is on her good behavior, but who could resist telling Kanone he got bitch slapped? Yeah, she's still like a kid in some ways, but she tries to act mature and grown up around Eyes (though that didn't happen one bit last chapter) because she wants to be a good mother. At least her and Kanone are getting along in their own weird little way now! Thanks for reviewing!

A/N: A little side note, Kanone and Eyes might be acting a bit more OOC than usual, so sorry about that!

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The rest of the day, Eyes saw very little of both his mother and his boyfriend. He wondered what had happened to change their attitudes, especially the former. She was always so calm and collected, but she racing through the house like a child. Shaking his head, he decided that it might be a good idea to see if he could find one or both of them. He saw the look of hell that Kanone was giving Callia, and knew that even though they were just messing around, Kanone could get pretty serious with these types of things. It was nearly sundown, and a few of the workers were still outside. Eyes spotted Jeremy, and walked over to him, "You're still working?" he asked, confused. Jeremy was usually one of the first ones done because he worked hard and quickly.

Jeremy jumped a little at being talked to, but smiled when he saw it was Eyes, "Oh, yeah, I've just been out of it today, I guess."

"Is it because of what you and Kanone talked about?" he asked.

Jeremy hesitated, "Umm, yes." he answered hesitantly. He wasn't sure that Eyes would be okay with him knowing, but he obviously knew that Kanone and he had talked, so maybe he was okay with it.

Eyes smiled, "I hope you're not too upset with Kanone for what he did. I'm sure you already know that what he did to me doesn't mean that he's a bad person, he just did messed up." Eyes hated talking to Jeremy like he was a child, even though he was, because he remembered when he was that age, he was nowhere as innocent or naive as everyone thought he was.

"I know." Jeremy assured him, "Kanone's already explained everything, so you don't have to. I know you can't like talking about it."

Eyes smirked, now Jeremy was talking to him like a child. He knew the younger one didn't mean anything by it, though, so he simply nodded, "That's good. By the way, have you seen Kanone?"

Jeremy thought, "I think I saw him chasing your mom through the woods, but I might have just been hallucinating." that just didn't seem like something Callia would do.

Eyes sighed and shook his head, "No, you weren't hallucinating." he smiled at Jeremy, "If you're that tired, though, go lay down." Jeremy was about to object, but Eyes pushed him towards the house, "Go, I'll finish up for you."

Seeing that arguing would get him nowhere, Jeremy nodded and smiled, "Okay, thanks, Eyes!" he yelled as he ran into the house, with what looked like tons of energy that he miraculously just found.

Eyes had the sudden feeling that he had been tricked into finishing Jeremy's work, but Jeremy wouldn't do that...would he? Shaking that thought off, Eyes quickly finished the little work that Jeremy had left, and looked up to see a very tired, and very wet Kanone walking towards him, "What happened to you?" he asked, trying not to laugh at his soaking wet boyfriend.

"Well, honey," Kanone began, mockingly, "Your dear mother pushed me into the lake. The freezing cold lake to be exact."

Eyes smirked at this, "I'm sure you deserved it." he said, grabbing Kanone's hand. He was shocked at how cold it was exactly, and figured inside would be the best place for him right now.

"I may have deserved the slaps, and the rude comments, but she went too far tonight." Kanone told him in that this-means-war tone of voice.

"Rude comments?" Eyes asked, wondering how much more childish his mother could act.

Kanone nodded, "Besides accusing me of being a horrible and dishonest person, she laughed at me and told me you bitch slapped me."

Eyes froze at hearing this, and stared at Kanone, "My mother said this?" Kanone nodded in confirmation, "You're sure? My mother?" Another nod. That didn't sound like his mother at all. Still...Eyes chuckled.

Kanone raised an eyebrow, "What's so funny?" he asked, getting a horrible sense of deja vu.

Eyes smirked at him once again, "Well, it's true. I did bitch slap you."

Kanone glared, "Maybe so, but it's only because you're my bitch." he replied, heading back towards the house, and leaving Eyes there to mull over his words.

This didn't take very long, and soon Eyes caught up with Kanone, "Not anymore." he informed him, as he reached the house first, and opened the door, shutting it in Kanone's face.

Kanone sighed, this was just perfect. Now he was not only freezing his ass off, but he had Eyes pissed at him. Of course, he didn't get a good look at the younger one's face to see that he was grinning. Once back inside, Kanone sighed once again, this time from the relief from the cold, "At least he didn't lock me out." Kanone thought, then shook his head; Eyes wasn't that mean. He looked up as he was heading upstairs and nearly ran into Eyes on the bottom step, "Sorry." he apologized.

Eyes cocked his head to the side, wondering what had gotten into Kanone, "For what?" he asked, confused.

"For what I said." Kanone reminded him, wondering why the younger one no longer seemed upset.

Eyes just smiled, "Kanone, I wasn't really angry about that." he informed him, pulling the older one closer.

Kanone was shocked to hear this, "You're not? But...why?" Eyes had every right to be upset, so why wasn't he?

The silver haired boy tilted his head up and shook it, "Because." he whispered, leaning in closer to Kanone, "I'll always be yours, you know that." Kanone said nothing, but pulled him into a passionate kiss.

"Come on." he whispered, practically dragging the younger one up the stairs.

"Where are we going?" Eyes asked, though seeing as who he was with, it was pretty obvious.

Kanone grinned, "To bed." he answered simply.

The next morning, Kanone woke up extremely early. Well, extremely early for him and the rest of the house. Eyes had finally gotten lazy enough to sleep in until 7 or 8, but Kanone was up at 6 today. Why? Simple; today, he would get his revenge. Not much planning had gone into it, but it would still be quite enjoyable to watch. Silently, letting his worn out lover sleep, he got out of bed, and crept down staris, where he entered the kitchen. He went to his wonderful hiding place, and grabbed the bucket he had prepared. Smirking, he crept back upstairs, and to Callia's room. Still remaining quiet as a mouse, he placed the bucket in position, and hurried back to his room, undetected by all (kind of like Santa).

When he snuck back into bed, however, he woke up the sleeping boy, "What are you doing up so early?" he asked, yawning.

Kanone smiled, and kissed Eyes on his forehead, "Don't worry about it." he whispered, "I'm going back to sleep now, anyway."

Kanone, however, couldn't seem to fall asleep, mostly because he didn't want to. About an hour later, he was rewarded with a bone-chilling scream that woke the small boy next to him, "What was that?" he asked, alarmed.

"Your mother." Kanone answered calmly, smirking at his boyfriend.

Eyes was confused for a second, before he realized why Kanone had been up so early, "You're really childish sometimes, you know that?"

Kanone was about to answer, but was interrupted, "KANONE!" Callia shouted, slamming the door open. Said boy smirked, but said nothing, "Ice cold water...not funny!" she informed him.

Kanone looked at her innocently, "You seemed to think it was funny yesterday when you pushed me in it." he reminded her.

Callia simply glared that you're-so-gonna-get-it glare, and stomped out of the room with very wet feet. Eyes, however, was still confused, "What did you do exactly?"

"Well, I notcied from the indentation on the carpet that your mother seems to stand up in practically the same spot every morning. There just happened to be a bucket of ice water there this morning..." he trailed off, and started laughing at the horrified look on Eyes' face.

"You didn't." then he thought about who he was talking do, "You did." he sighed, and climbed out of bed, got dressed, and went to make sure his mother wasn't suffering from shock or something.

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Well, originally, I was just going to have him throw it on her, but I thought this was more sneaky. This way he could always say, 'well, I wasn't sure you would stand in that spot.' Heh, don't worry they'll get sneakier and set better traps as time goes on. Also, this fic won't just be these two going back and forth, I haven't forgotten about Eyes' appointment (which he has missed by now) or Chase and Ayumu. I just decided we needed a break from all the drama of the fic.Oh, and sorry about the lack of lemon there, I promise to post one soon in one of my chapters of one of my fics (just not sure which one)!Review!