Hello everyone! I'm not dead! I know it's been a long while, but I'm back with another chapter before inevitably dropping off the radar again. Yeah, I'm slow, but I'm dedicated. And I have big news. We are at the point where we're gonna be doing mostly new never before seen content. Yes, there were still more videos I did, but they were mostly filler, and a lot of what wasn't filler is being redone. I'm excited to now move on to bigger things, and continue the story I always wanted to tell, starting with this chapter. I hope you enjoy, though I must warn you, this chapter is dark, as would have been the video had it been made


Chapter 17

Things Change

Godzilla and his friends were all playing on the beach with the severed head of a Gappa. Godzilla kicked it high into the air, and gave it more distance with his nuclear breath. This didn't bother Rodan, who took off after it at full speed.

He passed the head, then spun as quickly as he could, whacking it with his wing. It went sailing back toward the group. "I got it, I got it," proclaimed Anguirus. The head was coming down fast, but the little guy had some tricks up his sleeve. He brought his tail up, whacking the head with mighty force. It went straight up, and then back down. Anguirus jumped, slamming his spikey back into the head, sending it back up again. He then kicked back with both of his back legs as the head came back down, sending it straight at Gorosaurus.

"OH, UH," was all he had time to say, before it whacked him in the face. The head fell toward the ground, and if it hit, Gorosaurus would be out. But suddenly, Jet Jaguar, Goro's beloved robot creation, came sliding in, and delivered a powerful karate kick to the head, sending it shooting off like a missile. "Whew," said Gorosaurus. "Glad I, uh, made sure to give you sick sport moves. You saved my, uh, hiney."

The head was now falling toward Varan. "Me," he exclaimed. "Unbelievable!" He was nervous by nature, which didn't help him at all when it was his turn for something. With very shaky hands, he reached up, and clawed at the head. But regardless of which way he hit it, it wouldn't be with enough force to send it out of his territory, and he'd end up having to quickly hit it again before it could hit the ground. This went on for several minutes, and the other monsters were starting to get annoyed.

Godzilla angrily slammed his tail onto the ground. "COME ON ALREADY, HIT IT!" The outburst scared Varan so much, he struck with more force this time, but absolutely no aim. Gappa's head went flying through the air like a missile, and struck Godzilla hard in the face. Gappa's beak hit Godzilla right in the eye. Godzilla yelled out, and fell backwards, allowing the Gappa head to hit the ground.

"Godzilla's out," proclaimed Rodan!

Godzilla got back up holding his palm over his eye. "No! Unfair! That guy, he...the crap is your name again?"

"Uhm, my, my name is...My my my name is...My my name is...Va-Va-Varan."

"Who," asked Godzilla.

"VARAN," screamed Rodan, impatiently.

"Whatever, anyways, Velkan over there intentionally hit me in the eye. Automatic foul, therefore he's out."

"This again," asked Rodan. "Last time you said I intentionally hurt you with it. Everyone knows you're just a sore loser. You're out!"

"Wait just a minute," said Godzilla. "I'm the king, and I decree that it's against the rules for me to be out!"

"Now, wait," said Varan, stepping forward. "I don't think that."

Godzilla's tail smacked Varan, knocking him back. "Quiet, Villman!"

Gorosaurus stepped forward. "It's, uh, Varan, and why should he be quiet? You, uh, uh, always do this when you lose. You, spoil the, uh, fun for, uh, everyone." Godzilla's tail came toward Gorosaurus, but Jet Jaguar suddenly jumped in the way, caught the tail, swung Godzilla around, and tossed him into the ocean.

An enraged Godzilla rose up with a monstrous splash. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?"

"He makes an excellent, uh, bodyguard, don't you think?"

"That's another thing Goro," said Rodan. "I don't think it's fair to let your robot play on your defense. You should be out, but Jet stepped in, and saved you from losing. The rest of us don't have a robot helping, so you shouldn't either."

"If nothing else, he should at least play on his own team," agreed Anguirus.

"Whatever," said Godzilla walking back on the beach. "What do you guys wanna do now?"

"Wait, the game isn't over just because you're out," said Rodan, getting in Godzilla's face. "Stop being such a spoil sport! This is why nobody likes to play with you!"

Godzilla glared, and simply pointed down. The other monsters looked, and saw Baragon tearing the Gappa head into pieces and shoving them into his mouth.

"BARAGON," all but Godzilla screamed.

He looked up. "You guys just left it there, and it, you know, looked really tasty and everything, so, I just couldn't leave it sitting there, and well, seeing how you guys stopped playing so you could yell at each other, I well, you know..."

"Yeah," said Rodan. "We know."

Anguirus shook his head. "You always eat our Gappa."

"He always eats anything," corrected Gorosaurus. "I once bought my weeks worth of groceries, came home, Baragon came over, and within twenty minutes, I was out of food."

"You should have bought more, you know." Baragon reached up, scraped a piece of flesh off his own scalp with his claw, and ate it, something he had a habit of doing.

"You definitely...you definit...you definitely have a healthy apatite," said Varan, with a laugh.

Everyone joined in laughing, but the merriment was short-lived as a massive cannonball suddenly exploded on Anguirus' back. The explosion knocked them all off their feet, but Godzilla was back up again in a flash and at his best friend's side. "Angy! You ok?"

"Yeah Goji," said the little monster, sitting back up. "My shell kept me safe."

Knowing his pal was alright, Godzilla scanned the ocean to find the source. A pirate ship was out there, and on it stood the sea monster, Captain Ebirah. "Ahoy matey!" He pointed a claw toward Godzilla. "A certain three-headed scallywag wants ye dead!"

Godzilla cocked his head in confusion. "Wonder who that could be."

Rodan rolled his eyes. "Dude. It's Ghidorah."

"Really," asked Godzilla. "What makes you think that?"

"ARRGH, I be the one doing the talkin, ya bilgerats!" Ebirah was now joined on deck by his pirate crew; Zigra, Viras, Gezora, Kamoebas, Ganimes, and a Furbie named Eddie.

"Wait. Really," said Godzilla. "A furbie named Eddie? Wow, this writer must be running low on ideas. Next there will be fourth wall breaking jokes."

"Enough," yelled Ebirah. "It now be time to keelhaul ya!"

"Don't forget the plan," said Zigra. "Boss wants Godzilla to suffer, attack the one called Anguirus first."

"Oh, I don't think so," said Godzilla. "Angy, we can take these losers. I want you to get to the jungles and hide til I come for you, understand?"

"Goji! I wanna help. Come on, these guys, are nothing. I'll be fine."

"Do as I say! Nobody is gonna hurt my little buddy!"

"Can, can, can I go too," asked Varan.

"No Vilmer! Nobody cares if you die."

Varan nodded. "That's true."

Anguirus hesitated, but finally took off running. Gorosaurus watched him. "Maybe I should uh, go too. To uh, make sure nobody chases him. Jet can uh, take my place here."

"We stay," said Godzilla. "I need you guys to deal with the others. Ebirah is mine."

"Harharhar," laughed Ebirah. "Now this be exciting! Forget the little one! Everyone attack these landlubbers!" The pirates leapt from the ship, and onto the beach, and the battle began.


Anguirus found the hiding spot in the jungle that Godzilla had always told him to go to if he were ever in trouble. He leaned against a boulder and sighed. "It's not fair. Why does Goji worry about me so much? I can handle myself."

"Can you now," asked a sinister voice.

"We've heard otherwise," said a second voice.

Anguirus spun around, and growled. "King Ghidorah!"

"And Kevin," laughed the third head.

Anguirus smiled. "Oh, hey Kevin! How have you been?"

Kevin cracked up laughing. "I've found so many unexplored areas in our anal cavern! You would be surprised by all the stuff that doesn't come out with our shi..."

"KEVIN," screamed Ghidorah. "I SWEAR, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL TIE YOUR MOUTH SHUT AGAIN!"

"What do you want," asked Anguirus, growling again.

"A conversation," said Ghidorah. "About your pal Godzilla."

King nodded. "We happen to know a secret of his that he's never told you. Wanna know?"

"What business is that of mine?"

"Oh, it concerns you very much my unfortunate friend," said Ghidorah. "After all, you have every right to know that the very creature you pal around with is the one who murdered your parents."

Anguirus froze. "W-What?"


Jet Jaguar slammed Ganimes into the ground, while Gorosaurus jumped on him repeatedly. Baragon jumped around excitedly. "Go on, roast that crab, Goro! Roast him good! I'm having sea food tonight!"

"Oh, do, shut, uh, up," said Gorosaurus. "And if I had uh, finished Jet's voice box already, he'd uh, say the same thing."


"You're lying," said Anguirus, eyeing the three-headed beast cautiously. "Goji would never?"

"Why not," asked King. "Your families were rivals for a long time, right? Didn't the Godzilla family eat your kind?"

"That was a long time ago," said Anguirus.

"Correction," said Ghidorah. "Your father and mother both died in 1955, the exact same year that Godzilla appeared after the death of his own father the previous year. That's some coincidence, don't you think?"

Anguirus breathed heavily. "No...that's not true! That's impossible!"


Gezora picked up Kamoebas by the legs, and tossed him at Varan. "Oh...oh...oh dear," said Varan. He turned to run, and as he turned, his claws slammed into Kamoebas, sending him flying straight back into Gezora, knocking them both into the sea.

Varan looked back, and smiled. "I did that!? Unbelievable!"


"Why would he hide it!?" Anguirus swiped at King with his claw, but the head easily dodged the emotional monster. "Goji tells me everything! He knows I would forgive him! He wouldn't hide it!"

"Why shouldn't he," asked Ghidorah. "Wouldn't you?"

"It could mean he simply wants to spare you the heartache, though I seriously doubt that's it," said King. He snapped at Anguirus, making the monster jump back in fear.

"Right," nodded Ghidorah. "It seems more likely to me, with you being the last of your species and all, that your buddy is waiting for you to reach a good age for roasting. After all, the last one needs to be extra tasty, right? You're pals now, but when the time comes, and you're not looking, he'll get you, and take you down, just like he did with your parents."

Anguirus shook his head, tears flowing down his face. "I know better. This is a trick. You're trying to hurt Goji by making me turn against him! I won't fall for it! I'll never hurt my friend."

"We have no reason to lie to you," said Kevin, in a rare moment of clarity, his eyes turning blood red.

"Your guess would make sense," said King, his eyes turning red as well. "Except of course..."

Ghidorah smiled. "We have no intention of letting you see your friend again!"

All three heads sent powerful beams of electricity from their mouths, striking as one on Anguirus, sending him reeling back through the trees.

Anguirus kicked wildly, desperately trying to get a hit in, knowing Ghidorah would strike fast. The electricity ceased, and he got up and tried to run. But Kevin suddenly lashed out and bit his tail hard, holding him in place, while the other two heads continued the lightning attack, right in both of Anguirus' eyes.


"Hold still," commanded Zigra.

"Not something I know how to do, dude," shouted Rodan as he flew great circles around the space shark.

"Stupid bird!" Zigra fired a knockout ray, but Rodan was too fast, and it went right past him, and hit Viras instead, putting him into a permanent coma.

"Nice job, dummy," said Eddie.

"Shut it Furbie," grouched Zigra, turning to glare at him. "Or I'll do you next!" He returned his attention to Rodan, only to see the large bird coming straight at him at top speed. What came next, was a pain unlike any other.


"STOP," screamed the now blind Anguirus, blood exploding from his mouth as all three heads had sunk into his throat. "P-PLEASE!"

All three heads smiled gleefully, and then unleashed their powerful electricity into the wounds in the throat. Electricity filled his entire body, even ripping out of his flesh, and surging up into the sky.

Ghidorah tossed Anguirus aside, and watched as the monster convulsed violently. "Godzilla," Anguirus said, completely dazed. "Why?...Murderer."

"That's all I needed," said all three heads in Ghidorah's voice. Electricity exploded from their mouths again, as Anguirus screamed.


Godzilla smacked Ebirah with a tree. "Argh! Ye be a mighty fine swordsman, matey." Ebirah had his own tree, and struck back, only for Godzilla to block it.

"We don't have to do this, you know," said Godzilla. "Tell me who you're working for!"

Rodan halted his fight, and looked at Godzilla. "Seriously, dude?"

Suddenly, Goldorat flew over. "You worthless pirates have done your job. Now leave!"

"What the..." started Godzilla, only to be whacked in the face with Ebirah's claw, knocking him down.

"To the ship," the sea monster proclaimed.

Eddie fired a giant boxing glove from his mouth, knocking Rodan off Zigra. "Come on everyone!"

"What about Viras," asked Gezora, brushing himself off.

"Leave him," said Ebirah. "He's useless in that state."

"Aye aye, captain," said Ganimes, saluting.

The pirates retreated to their ship, and the Kaiju friends gathered on the beach. "What was all that about," asked Rodan.

"I, uh, may be mistaken. But, uh, I think we were being distracted," said Gorosaurus.

Baragon cracked up laughing, and randomly fired his breath attack into the air. "FUJ LAND," he proclaimed while jumping around like a lunatic.

"Wait," said Varan. "Anguirus!"

Godzilla felt his anger rising. "That was Goldorat! Which can only mean...King Ghidorah!" Rodan glared at Godzilla, who was returning his attention to the retreating pirate ship. "And you'll pay for whatever part you've played!" Godzilla's spines began glowing a bright red orange glow, and his spiral heat ray erupted from his mouth. The pirates screamed, as they were burned alive by the blast, and their boat exploded, the sea around them boiling hot. In the wreckage, Ebirah's mangled claw could be seen sinking with the rest of the ship, and the various pieces of his crew.


Godzilla knocked another tree out of his way. "I always told him to come here! He knows it's a safe place that..." Godzilla froze. "No..." He slowly walked to the area in front of him.

Rodan flew into view, and landed behind Godzilla. "Ah dude."

Godzilla was silent, as he approached the blackened corpse that lay before him. Anguirus' neck had very deep gashes in them, his eyes had clearly been burned out, he was drenched in blood, and his body had been completely fried from the electricity. Godzilla dropped to his knees next to his little buddy, and felt himself shaking.

"Dude," said Rodan, not knowing what to say. "I'm so sor..." Before he could finish, Godzilla snarled, spun around, and blasted Rodan with his nuclear breath, sending his friend flying backwards through the trees.

Godzilla turned back to Anguirus, and held the lifeless monster in his arms. He didn't notice the sudden downpour of rain that was hitting the island, or the claps of thunder that drowned out his own sobs. It was just him and Angy. Or rather, just him now.