It was a snowy day and it started at the Knudson-Loud-Anderson Estate.

[Inside the house, Leni turns on her dryer and points it to a pot of goulash, as her way of defrosting it.]

Leni: "Dinner's almost ready, guys!"

[The camera zooms out, showing Me, Varie, Aylene, Riley, Jessie, Starfire, Raven, Terra, the Ed's, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Rin, Ino, Hinata and the Loud siblings (except Lana and Lily) watching what Leni is doing.]

Lincoln: "Uh, Leni, what are you doing?"

Leni: "Defrosting the goulash Dad left us."

Me: I don't think a hair dryer is gonna do you any good.

Laney: Yeah. That'll take hours.

Jessie: I tried this once and it didn't work.

Lori: "Maybe you should try the stove."

Leni: "Good idea. I was worried this would give goulash split-ends, anyway."

Lana: "Forget the goulash! My favorite racecar driver Bobbie Fletcher is holding a contest tonight at the Burpin' Burger!"

Me: Bobbie Fletcher? The world famous NASCAR Racing Champion?

Lana: That's right J.D. [fantasy of Lana winning the wrapper appears.] "Whoever finds a burger with a tire mark wrapper gets to be an honorary member of her pit crew!"

Bobbie: [in Lana's imagination, opens the window of her car and the window of her racing helmet.] "I see you got the winning wrapper! Welcome aboard, Lana!"

[Lana, in a racing outfit, holds a burger wrapper with tire tracks that reads WINNER. End fantasy with Lana in the same pose]

Lana: "I know what you're gonna say. Mom and Dad left us plenty of food to eat while they're away for the weekend, but-"

[The horn on Vanzilla honks. Lana notices her we all left and are now in the car. Starfire, Naruto, Sakura, Fuu, Rin, Ino and Hinata are flying and Terra is on a chunk of floating rock]

Lincoln: "You had us at "Burpin' Burger"!"

Lana: [eagerly grabs her coat] "HOPS! JACKET JUMP!"

[Hops hops right into Lana's jacket and winks at Lana]

Lana: [rushes out the door] "Whoo-hoo! Yeah!"

Lisa: "Everyone, I'd like to call your attention to the rapidly descending ice crystals, street name, snow!"

Lana: "Fine, Lis. You can stay here and eat the goulash."

Lisa: "I call shotgun!" [rushes in]

Me: Wait. Where's Lily?

Lori: Oh, she's got a small cold and Sasuke is taking care of her.

Me: Oh man. That stinks. I hate it when people get sick.

Lincoln: Yeah. It's no fun.

Naruto: That's very nice of him. I'll have to tell him Thank you when we get back.


[Burpin' Burger. Lori parks Vanzilla and the we get out to the promotion stand]

Announcer: "Please welcome racing champion, Bobbie Fletcher!"

[Bobbie's car comes up onto the stage with the crowd cheering. She gets out and takes off her helmet]

Me: Whoo-Hoo! Bobbie!

Lana: "Yes!"

Lola: "There she is!"

Bobbie: "Thanks for coming out, racing fans! I wanna give a huge thanks to my sponsor, Burpin' Burger. Let me tell ya, you can't get past the starting line without quality fuel, and mine is right here." [holds up a burger] "The Big Belcher with extra pickles." [takes a bite]

[The crowd cheers some more]

Bobbie: "I can't wait to have one of you folks on my pit crew. All you gotta do is find the burger wrapper that looks just like this." [holds up the wrapper with tired tracks that reads WINNER] "Ladies and gentlemen, start your stomachs!" [waves the green flag]

[A horn blares and the crowd rushes into the restaurant]

Employee: Welcome to Burpin Burger.

Lana: "We'd like 30 Big Belchers please."

Employee: "Okay, that'll be $50. Wait a minute. J.D. Knudson?"

Me: That's right. (I am in a fur parka covering my head leaving my face visible)

Employee: Oh wow! You are a legend all over Michigan and the United States. I almost did not recognize you.

Me: Sorry. It's cold out there.

Employee: That's alright. Heroes get a discount. That'll be $25.

Lana: "Uh, don't worry, guys. I got this." [rummages through her pocket and picks out a gross wad with a bunch of stuff stuck to it] "Let's see. My gum collection...banana peel...owl's foot...ah, here it is." [gives the employee a coupon]

Employee: "Oh. One of our Kids Eat Free coupons. Great." [beat] "Wait. Did you just say owl's foot?"

Luan: "Yeah! Isn't she a hoot?" [laughs]

Me, Varie, Aylene, Riley, the Ed's, Raven, and Terra laugh.

Me: (Laugh) Good one Luan.

Raven: (Laughs) Hoot. I just got it.

Employee: [unimpressed] "Next."


[We are waiting and Lana brings them their burgers]

Laney: Oh boy. I love these burgers.

Lana: "I know you do Lanes. Alright, guys, dig in."

[We all chow down on our burgers. When we finish, Lana looks for the wrapper, but none of them are the one]

Leni: "Sorry we didn't find the winning wrapper, Lana."

Terra: Yeah. It's not here.

Me: Sorry, Lana.

[Hops wipes a tear from Lana with his tongue. Lisa is observing the snow]

Lisa: "The frozen precipitation is accumulating rapidly. I suggest we skedaddle."

Lana: "Wait! Don't you guys want another round?"

Lynn: [astonished] "We can have seconds?"

Laney: Why not. I'm still hungry.

Me: Me too.

Varie: I could go for another round.

Lincoln: "How are we gonna pay for it?"


[Lana peeks out from behind the trash bin and notices the coupon still jutting out from the register]

Lana: "Hops. Sticky snag."

[Hops grabs the coupon with his tongue]

Lana: [snatches it] "Bull's eye." [goes to the counter] "I'll take more burgers, please. And I have another coupon." [gives it to the employee]

Employee: [groans with the coupon stuck to his hand] "Why is it so sticky?"

[Lana and Hops wink. Another round of burgers later, everyone except Me, Varie, Aylene, Laney, Starfire, and Lana look queasy from eating their seconds. Lola belches]

Lana: "Ugh. Still nothing. We have to order more burgers!"

Laney: Lana, I think I've had enough.

Lisa: "Uh, in light of the worsening meteorological conditions..." [burps] "...perhaps we should follow the lead of the other patrons and amscray."

[The others are leaving]

Hefty Blonde: "Come on. Hurry, hurry, hurry."

Unknown Woman: "I do not like the look of that sky."

Lana: "Oh, let them leave. That'll make our chances even better. Come on, you guys, one more round."

[The others groan in nausea]

Lincoln: [queasy] "I can't eat anything else."

Luan: [nauseated] "I can't even joke about burgers right now."

Lana: "You don't have to eat 'em. Hops and I will take them home for breakfast."

[Hops burps and the others minus Naruto, Fu, Starfire, Hinata and Riley sigh]

Me: Good thinking Lana. I could use a little snack for down the road.

Varie: Me too.

Aylene: Same here.

Riley: I'll take some home.

Laney: Good thinking Lana.

Lana: "Great. Be right back. Don't move." [grabs Hops and steps on Leni's legs out of the booth to the dumb blonde's shock]


[Lana is behind the bin again and the coupon is still jutting out. Hops fires his tongue, but this time, the employee puts a meal on the counter, causing his tongue to hide the shake dispenser, pouring shake on the floor and making the employee slip and fall]

Lana: "Let's try that again, buddy."

[Hops lands his tongue on the coupon this time, but the employee grabs it]

Employee: "Hey, you little sneak!" [tears up the coupon] "You want more burgers, you gotta pay for them!"

Lana: [nervous] "Okay, um, not a prob." [gathers up loose change under the booths, in the potted plants plus a worm for Hops, under the table with some gum, and in the ball pit; pours little change and some junk on the counter] "30 more burgers, please."

Employee: [grossed out] "Jeez." [reaches for one of the pieces of junk]

Lana: [grabs it] "Whoops. That's my chicken beak."

[The employee, disgusted, takes the rest, puts it in the register, and gives Lana the burgers]

Employee: "Are you guys almost done? I wanna get outta here. I rode my bike to work."

Lana: "Don't worry. We'll be leaving soon. I got a great feeling about this batch."


[All the wrappers are unwrapped]

Lincoln: "Sorry, Lana. I don't have it."

Luna: "Me neither, dude."

Laney: It's not here either.

Luan: "Same here. I guess that's a wrap!" [laughs and realizes the bad timing] "Oh. Sorry."

[Only one wrapper left. Lana opens it up, and it's not the winner]

Lana: [heartbroken] "Dang it. I guess I'm not gonna be on Bobbie Fletcher's pit crew."

Me: Lana, is this the wrapper you're looking for?

[I am actually holding the winning wrapper]

Lana: [overjoyed] "J.D.! YOU FOUND IT! YOU FOUND IT!" [takes it and laughs]

Laney: All right J.D.!

Employee: "Finally." [puts on his helmet and closes up the counter]

Lana: [laughs some more] "Finding this wrapper means the world to me. Thanks for all your help, guys."

Me: No problem Lana.

Varie: It was our pleasure.

Aylene: I'm glad we could help out.

Riley: Me too.

Starfire: It was Glorius.

Raven: I'm glad we could help too.

Eddy: Same here.

Laney: Glad to help sis.

Lynn: "Alright, now let's get home so I can let 'em rip in privacy."

Lucy: [gags; to Luna and Luan] "Can I bunk with you guys tonight?"

[They're about to leave. Leni opens the door and walks into some white stuff, making us all gasp]

Leni: "Oops. This must be the closet where they keep their snow."

Lincoln: "No, Leni. We're snowed in."

[Outside shows that they are indeed trapped]

Me: The snow piled up really fast and now we're trapped!

Luna: "Aw, man. Are we gonna be stuck here all night?"

Employee: [devastated] "No! I just worked a 12-hour shift! I can't take another second in this greasy dungeon!"

[He tries to cycle his way through the snow, but it's useless. The kids pull him out and put him in a chair]

Luan: "Sorry, buddy, there's snow way out!" [giggles]

[The employee starts crying.]

Me: Don't worry guys. I got this. Stand back. Lola, care to help?

Lola: You bet J.D. (Lola spreads her fire wings)

Me: How about you Starfire?

Starfire: It would be my pleasure. (Her eyes glow green and her wings are spread)

Me: Let's Fire it Up!

Me and Lola fired Fire blasts and Starfire fires her laser vision at the snow and it melts some of it and it clears the doorway.

Aylene: Let me help.

Aylene fires a stream of fire and it hits the snow and clears the way.

Employee: Wow! You guys are incredible!

Lori: I know. We get that alot.

Lisa: This snow is still fresh.

Naruto: Let me blow some of it away!

Me, Lola, Starfire and Aylene stop.

Me: Go for it little brother.

Naruto: WIND STYLE: GREAT BREAKTHROUGH!

Naruto fired a huge blast of wind and it blew some of the snow away.

Lori: Nice job Naruto. Let me help.

Lori spread her wings and fired a wind blast and blew some of the snow away.

Employee: Wow! You guys have lots of superpowers.

Terra: We're all unique in a sort of way.

Terra and Lynn form a scoop-shape rock each and they shovel the snow away.

Fu: Let me help out.

Naruto: Go for it Fu.

FU: THUNDER FUNERAL: FEAST OF LIGHTNING!

Fu fired 3 lightning bolts and they melted the snow on contact.

Me: Good shot Fu!

Raven and Lucy use their dark powers to move, melt and blow the snow.

Lucy: Raven you are incredible.

Raven: Thank you Lucy.

Laney uses her plant powers and forms giant bulldozers and they push the snow away.

Crysta: Good thinking Laney.

Laney: Thanks Crysta.

Luan: Let me light things up.

Luan spread her yellow wings and fired a light beam and melted some of the snow.

Eddy: Go Luan!

Edd took a flashlight out.

Edd: Drat! I left my Magnifying Glass at home!

Lana: Here try this Double D.

Announcer: MAGNIFYING GLASS MAGISWORD!

Edd: Bless you Lana.

Lana: You're also gonna need a stronger flashlight. Here.

Annoucer: FLASHLIGHT MAGISWORD!

Edd: Perfect.

Edd held the Flashlight Magisword and shined the light into the Magnifying Glass Magisword and it focused the beam of Light and created a powerful laser that melted all the snow on contact.

Edd: That was pure genius Lana.

Lana: Thanks Double D.

Lincoln: I admit it was. Linka, lets do this!

Linka: You got it.

Lincoln and LInka spread their lightning wings and fired lightning at the snow and melted some of it.

Sakura: Lets help out Ino!

Ino: You got it Sakura!

Sakura and Ino use Lady Tsunade's Super Strength and use an outdoor dining table as a plow and push the snow away.

Hinata: I got this.

Fu: Get em Hinata!

Hinata: GENTLE FIST!

She landed a Gentle Fist Strike and it blew some of the snow away.

Me: Nice job Hinata.

We melt all the snow around the area and Vanzilla is visible.

Me: We're free!


[We are now in Vanzilla]

Lori: "We literally did it guys!"

Me: Aw. It was nothing.

Lola: Good thinking J.D.

Me: Thank you.

Varie: We sure did a good job huh?

Ed: You said it Varie.

Edd: I concur.

Eddy: This was awesome guys!

Laney: We all pulled together and got out.

[Lori tries to start the engine up, but it doesn't start]

Lana: "Hmm...better check the engine block." [opens the hood] "Of ice?"

[The others groan]

Me: This engine is totally frozen solid.

Lori: [groans while looking at her phone] "There's no signal here! I'm gonna warm up inside and use the landline!"

Lola: Don't worry guys we got this.

Me and Lola use our fire and thaw the engine out.

Lola: Lori! The engine's thawed out!

Lori gets in and starts Vanzilla.

Lori: It works again!

We all cheer and we were driving down the road home when we see a car broken down on the side of the road and the driver is none other than Bobbie Fletcher.

Lana: "Wait! That's Bobbie Fletcher! Stop, guys! We have to help her!"

Me: Let's go.

We drive back.

Lana: "Excuse me, Ms. Fletcher? What happened?"

Bobbie: "Engine died. This baby can hit 210 in the straightaway, but throw a little snow at her and she conks out."

[Lana looks at the engine]

Lana: "Mind if I-"

Bobbie: "It's all yours."


[Lana is working on the engine]

Lana: "See if she'll turn over now."

[Bobbie tries it and it works]

Bobbie: "Dang. My pit crew isn't even that fast. What's your name, sport?"

Lana: [proud] "Lana Loud."

Bobbie: "Well, thank you, Lana Loud." [gives Lana her business card] "Give me a call when you're 18. I could use someone like you on my team. Congratulations on winning the contest. Hold onto that when you're 18. You're going far."

Lana: "Wow! Thanks! I will!"

[Her siblings cheer]

Lori: "Way to go, Lana."

Me: That's our Little Handyman. She has lots of talent.

Bobbie: Thanks for all your help guys. You guys are amazing with those powers. I saw you guys melting the snow. It was awesome.

Me: Thanks Ms. Fletcher.

Varie: I'm glad we were able to help get everyone out of the snow.

Aylene: Me too.

Bobbie: You're welcome. See you next race.

Me: Go burn some rubber!

Bobbie: I will.

Bobbie zooms off.

We all cheer for her as she races off.

We arrive back home and warm up by the fireplace drinking hot cocoa. I am drinking hot tea with Lola and Sakura.

Me: This was an amazing winter experience.

Varie: You said it.

Jessie: This was an adventure all on it's own.

Aylene: No kidding Jessie.

Riley: The best part was that Lana got a job offering on Bobbie Fletcher's Pit Crew. She is gonna rock NASCAR.

Lana: You said it guys. Thanks for all your help.

Me: It was our pleasure.

Laney: You said it.

Laney winks at the camera and it iris in.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction Done.

I wanted to do this one after some thought. The snowstorm in this one reminded me of the March 2003 Snowstorm. When I used to live in Perry Park, Colorado near Larkspur, 6 feet of snow fell in 3 days. It was intense. We called it the Storm of the Century back then. It broke a lot of trees and damaged a lot of houses. Also what really surprised me about this episode was that Bobbie Fletcher was voiced by Karsyn Elledge, the niece and granddaughter of NASCAR Racing Legends Dale Earnhart Sr. and Dale Earnhart Jr. She is amazing. I also love Danica Patrick. She is awesome. I hope you guys like this one. This one was a good challenge for me. Let me know what you all think.

See you next time.