Disclaimer:All I own here is Sid, the local police, & the military. Itchy Island, Leakey Lake, Patsy, Nina, Gretchen, Susie Honey, Tootie Tootie, Almondine, Amber, Jane Doe, Ms. Mucus, Acorn Flats, & the Acorn Mobile all belong to Joe Murrey. Kelly belongs to Fluffturf373. The only other thing I own is this story.

Sid The Zombie. So Much For Girl Power.

By:Rock Raider.

Acorn Flats. A girl scout camp on the edge of Leakey Lake. The scouts there were known as Squirrel Scouts. The camp was all pink, with brown roofs. The girls there had a lot to do, arts & crafts, campfires, nature hikes, volleyball, soccer, pine cone sitting, tea parties, croquet, & many more things. However, 1 particularly favoured sport of the Squirrel Scouts was making fun of the Bean Scouts of Camp Kidney, a more underfunded camp on the other side of the lake. While the Squirrel Scouts HAVE had rare moments where they were nice to the Bean Scouts, for the most part, they considered the Bean Scouts inferior to them in every single aspect except idiocy. They would pull pranks on them on occasion, or even take things from them, like their cabins' flags. However, even they had their limits as to how much they would mistreat the Bean Scouts. The closest known case was when Miss Mucus tried to make the Bean Scouts unfit to pass Commander Hoo-Haa's health inspections so Camp Kidney would be shut down. However, there was another mistreatment of Bean Scouts that was never spoken about by the Denmother, or Miss Mucus. Little did they know, their scouts were gonna pay for that mistreatment.

Itchy Island. An island in Leakey Lake that was home to a host of things, mostly swarming hordes of mosquitos. It had the old remains of a camp site that Tommy & Timmy used for 60 years as when they were looking for the treasure that the mosquitoes kept. However, what nobody knew was that it held a secret buried beneath the soil. A deep dark secret of Acorn Flats' that could spell the end for the Squirrel Scouts. & thus, it was unfortunate that the Squirrel Scouts were on a nature walk on Itchy Island. A tall doe in a blue Squirrel Scouts Uniform with blue Squirrel Scout hat was in the lead with all the Squirrel Scouts following close behind.

"Come along, Squirrel Scouts." She replied. "We're approaching a fork in the road."

"Yes, Denmother." The Squirrel Scouts said in unison. They stopped at the same fork in the road that Lazlo & Clam did when they were looking for the Leakey Treasure, & noticed that Raj was gone. Jane pulled out a map of Itchy Island & looked at it. After a while, she looked to the Squirrel Scouts behind her & pointed to the right.

"This way." She said. All the Squirrel Scouts followed her. However, a white-furred rabbit Squirrel Scout in the back noticed her shoelace was undone. She bent down to tie it, when an owl Squirrel Scout with black hair & glasses turned & looked back, noticing her.

"Francine, why are you holding back?" She asked. The white rabbit, Francine, looked up at her.

"My shoelace is untied." She said. The own person got kind of a look of impatience.

"Well, don't take too long, ok?" She asked. "We're kinda falling behind." Francine also got a look of impatience on her face.

"Relax, Almondine." She said. "It won't take long." Francine went back to tying her shoe. She was finishing off when.

BOOM!

A grey/green-furred hand burst forth from the ground near Francine's foot, causing both Squirrel Scouts to jump.

"AAGH!" Francine shouted.

"OH MY GOODNESS!" Almondine shouted, they both quickly distanced themselves from the hand as it was followed by the rest of the body. The head of a squirrel with grey fur & green skin emerged from the ground, followed by the other hand, which it used to push himself out of the ground up to its waist. It then pulled 1 leg out of the ground, which it set on the side of the hole. It then pulled the other leg free & set it on the other side. The squirrel then rose to an upright position, & lifted its tail out of the ground. The 2 Squirrel Scouts then got a good look at the squirrel. It was dressed in a tattered & dirty Bean Scout uniform, indicating it was a male. The right sleeve of the dirt-covered shirt was completely gone, & they could see the ripped stitching. The other sleeve had the end gone, showing off the stitching. There was a hole in the shirt that showed off some of his fur, & the green skin showing through, along with a hole in his chest big enough to fit a hand inside of it, & the bottom of his shirt was slightly up, showing a small amount of his green skin covered in grey fur. His pants were also dirty, & half of the bottom of the right leg was completely gone, showing the dirty sock, which also had a piece missing, about the size of a thumb. On the upper part of the same leg had a large hole in it, made by the piece of pants cloth hanging down, showing off the skin. The bottom of the other leg also had some tears in it, showing off his dirty sock. His shoes also had dirt all over them. His neckerchief was wrinkled, ruffled, & just as dirty as the rest of him. His face was also very disturbing. His cheeks were pressed up against his face, making him look starved, his teeth were yellow & rotten, his right eyeball was rolled upwards as the top eyelid covered it up slightly, while the left eyeball was normal. His left ear had a piece missing, & his hat was dirty & had a large rip on the left side, so large that the hat could double as a makeshift puppet. His tail was also dirty, but looked grey, considering how thin squirrels' tails are. However, the fur on it was covered in split ends & had large holes in it. Also, his neck seemed slightly uneven, as if his neck was broken. He stood with his left arm was up to his chest while the right arm hung down, & his knees bent. The Squirrel Scouts, however, looked at him in the same fashion all Squirrel Scouts look at Bean Scouts.

"Ugh, it's just a Bean Scout." Francine retorted to Almondine. She then turned to the squirrel. "What were you doing buried in the ground?"

"Probably just some cheap attempt to scare us." Almondine replied. She then turned to the squirrel & pointed at him. "Who do you think you are, scaring us like that?" She asked. "You Bean Scouts are all the same. Weird, childish, & really gross." Francine pointed at him too.

"Yeah, go on, Bean Scout." Francine shouted at him. "Get outta here! BEFORE we force you into a tea party!" The squirrel, however, looked at her & let out a small groan. Francine got kinda annoyed at that & walked right up to him.

"What was that groan?" She asked him through her teeth. The squirrel turned so his whole body was facing her, he then swung his body to bring his hanging arm up above his body & swing it like a whip, smacking Francine in the side of the head, scratching her temple, & spilling some of Francine's blood on the ground, causing Almondine to gasp in fright. Francine recoiled & stepped back a bit from the attack, she then started to swing her upper body around in circles in a dizzied stupor. Almondine looked at her, then angrily back at the Bean Scout.

"What was that for?" She asked him, angrily. "I think she's having some kind of brain seizure! I have to find some way of relieving the pressure in her head!" The squirrel just smiled & pointed to himself. Almondine cocked her head at him. "You saying you know a way?" She asked. The squirrel nodded & turned to Francine. He grabbed her head & reared his head back.

"Nnyargh!" The squirrel grunted as he brought his head forward & bit down really hard on Francine's head, his teeth penetrating her skull, causing large amounts of blood to spurt out.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Francine shrieked as the squirrel bit into her skull. Blood spilled out of her head & onto the ground. She wrestled with the squirrel as it moved his head around, creating a hole in hers. Almondine could only watch in horror as Francine was being killed by this squirrel. The squirrel then bit down even further & bit into her brain, which he then ripped out with his teeth, killing her, & causing a large spurt of blood to out of her head & pool on the ground. Francine's body went limp & the squirrel let it drop to the ground as he swallowed her brain whole. Almondine looked at Francine's body, then at the squirrel that just killed her.

"You… just killed her." Almondine said, pointing at him. "You killed my friend!" She took a couple steps back, then turned & ran down the right path.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." The squirrel groaned as she ran. The squirrel started to follow her, walking with the right foot forward & the left foot stopping right next to the other. He only got in 5 steps maximum before he heard a female groan behind him. He turned his whole body around & saw Francine's body standing up. Francine was now standing in the same fashion as the squirrel that killed her. Knees bent, right arm hanging down, left arm held up with the hand to her chest. Her right upper eyelid was also lowered over her eye, covering half of it. She simply stood there, as if having nothing to do. The squirrel brought both his hands up to his mouth & stuck both index fingers in, whistling to Francine. Francine grunted & looked in his direction, then started walking in his direction in the same fashion he did. He then swung his hanging hand up & swung it in a "come here" way. He then turned around & started walking down the path Almondine ran down, with Francine following him.

"Come on, Squirrel Scouts. Everybody pick a boat."

The Squirrel Scouts had just finished their nature hike & were talking to each other about it. The Squirrel Scouts were getting on boats & rowing back to Acorn Flats. 5 Squirrel Scouts were currently in the process of approaching their boats, with 1, a duck, already in 1 of the boats, when the tiger girl noticed something. The others, a rhino, a lamb, a cat, & a wolf noticed & looked at her.

"Uh, Ashley?" The wolf asked. "Something wrong?" The tiger, Ashley turned to the wolf.

"Yeah." She said. "Almondine & Francine aren't here yet, & I heard them screaming a little while ago. You think something happened to them?" They all looked into the woods.

"Well, if something did, we should probably go find her." The wolf replied. They then heard rustling & turned in its direction. They looked & saw a bush, which Almondine emerged from. She ran towards the Squirrel Scouts with a look of fright on her face.

"Almondine?" Ashley asked. "What is it? Where's Francine? Is she lost on the island? Should we form a search party?" Almondine faced them all, a look of fear fixed on her face with tears running down her face.

"No, guys." She said. "We saw a Bean Scout come out of the ground." The Squirrel Scouts then looked at her, perplexed.

"A Bean Scout, Almondine?" The tiger asked her.

"Yeah." Almondine said. "We thought he buried himself there to launch some kind of surprise prank on us, but when Francine asked him about it, he attacked her." The Squirrel Scouts' yes all widened at this.

"What do you mean he attacked Francine, Almondine?" The tiger asked.

"Well, he walked right up to her in a weird way, then he hit the side of her head really hard, causing her to bleed." Almondine explained. This caused the other Squirrel Scouts to gasp.

"He did?" The wolf asked. Almondine nodded.

"Then, when she was in a daze, he grabbed her head & bit down on it, right into her skull. He then tore a hole in her head." Almondine said. Tears started to form in her eyes. "I could only watch in horror & hear her horrified scream as he ripped her brain out, swallowed it whole, & let her just drop to the ground." She then broke down a bit & sobbed. The Squirrel Scouts stared at her, shocked.

"You mean Francine's… " The wolf asked, shocked. "Dead?" Almondine looked up at them, teary-eyed, & nodded. The Squirrel Scouts were all horrified & saddened by this. They had just lost 1 of their friends to a Bean Scout, whom, according to Almondine, came right out of the ground. Right now, they were just lamenting the loss of a good friend, & hugging each other for comfort. After a while of doing this, they heard moaning & groaning coming from the path Almondine just took.

"What was that noise?" The rhino asked. Almondine then got a look of horror.

"Oh no." She said. "It's him." Sure enough, the squirrel who killed Francine came walking down the path towards them, walking in a limping/skipping-like fashion with Francine close by, walking in the same fashion. The Squirrel Scouts looked at them.

"That's the Bean Scout?" The tiger asked, pointing at him. Almondine looked at her & nodded. The Squirrel Scouts except for Almondine all looked at them. "He doesn't look so tough." The Tiger said, smirking. "I can take him easy." They then noticed Francine with him. "Hey, Francine!" She shouted. "What are you doing with that Bean Scout?" Francine then started walking towards the tiger as the tiger approached her. "Come on." The Tiger said. "Let's leave this island & that Bean Scout & get back to Acorn Flats." However, as Francine got close enough, she grabbed the tiger's head. "Hey what're you doi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The tiger started screaming as Francine bit into her skull. Blood spurted out of her head as Francine tore into her skull, creating a large hole. Francine then bit down deeper into the tiger's head & ripped out her brain, making a huge wad of blood burst from her head, killing her. Francine swallowed the brain whole, dropping the tiger's dead body to the ground. The Squirrel Scouts saw what just happened, & found it unbelievable. Francine had killed a Squirrel Scout in front of them. They just looked at Francine in fear, at the dead body of the Squirrel Scout she just killed, then at the Bean Scout. The wolf angrily pointed at him accusingly.

"YOU put Francine up to this, didn't you?" She shouted at him. "You ordered Francine to kill Tina by eating her brain, didn't you?" The squirrel just smiled & nodded, letting out a moan. This caused all the Squirrel Scouts, minus Almondine & the duck in the boat, to march right up to the squirrel & form a large group in front of him. The wolf turned to Almondine & the duck.

"Sarah, get Almondine to Acorn Flats." She said, then turned to face the squirrel. "We'll deal with this Bean Scout." The duck, Sarah, nodded.

"Ok, Kelly." She said, then turned to Almondine. "C'mon, Almondine, let's go." Almondine looked at her, & walked quickly over to the boat, & onto it. She sat down in the boat & Sarah got out. She walked over to the part of the boat that was on land & pushed it off into the water. She then climbed back in, went over to her side, grabbed a paddle, & started rowing off towards Acorn Flats. Meanwhile, the other Squirrel Scouts all ganged up on the Bean Scout.

"Alright, you." The wolf, Kelly, said. "Fess up. Why'd you make Francine kill Tina?" The squirrel just stared at them. Kelly crossed her arms in front of her chest. "Oh, not talking huh?" She asked. "Alright then, guess we'll have to take you to Acorn Flats to question ya. What're ya gonna do about that?" She soon got her answer. The squirrel lifted up his hanging arm & raised the leg underneath it. He then brought both down & unleashed a huge fart, creating a green noxious cloud of methane that overwhelmed all the Squirrel Scouts, causing them to cover their noses & shut their eyes really tight.

"AAAAAAAAAGH! NASTY!" The lamb shrieked.

"WHAT WAS HE EATING? The rhino shrieled.

"THAT'S HORRIBLE!" Kelly shouted.

"MY EYES!" The cat yelled, tears streaming from her eyes. The squirrel walked up to the lamb & grabbed her head, he then bit down into it, causing blood to spurt out of her head.

"OW!" She shouted "Hey, quit it! That hurts!" The squirrel bit further into the hole in her head he made & ripped her brain out, causing a large amount of blood to burst from the hole, killing her. He swallowed the brain whole & dropped the corpse to the ground. He was then joined by Francine & the tiger, Tina, now much like Francine. Tina grabbed the cat's head & bit down on it, causing a large amount of blood to spurt out of her head, creating a large hole in it.

"Tina, what're you doi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The cat shouted as blood spilled out of her head. Tina bit down further into her head, biting into her brain. She then ripped it out of her head, causing a large amount of blood to burst free from her head, killing her. Tina swallowed the brain whole & dropped the cat to the ground. Francine grabbed the rhino's head & bit down on it, causing blood to spurt out of her head.

"OWW!" The rhino shouted. "Stop that! You're killing me!" Francine continued biting, creating a hole in the rhino's head. She then bit further in, biting into her brain. Francine then ripped the brain out of the rhino's head, causing a large amount of blood to burst out of her head, killing her. Francine swallowed the brain whole, dropping the rhino's body to the ground. The squirrel then walked up to Kelly, grabbed her head, & bit into it, causing a large amount of blood to spurt out of her head.

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Kelly shouted. "I'm gonna die!" The squirrel created a hole in her head & bit down into her brain. He then ripped her brain from her head, causing a large amount of blood to burst out of her head, killing her. The squirrel swallowed the brain & dropped Kelly's body to the ground. It was that time that the lamb's body let out a groan & sat up. She got up & stood in the same pose as the squirrel. The cat got up & had both her arms up to her chest. The rhino got up with both her arms flopped down. Kelly was the last to stand. She stood up, standing in the same pose as the Bean Scout. The Bean Scout looked over at the boats & walked over to them. He turned to face the Squirrel Scouts & put both index fingers in his mouth, whistling to the scouts. The scouts all grunted, looking in his direction & seeing him swing his dangling arm up in a "come here" gesture. They all then started shambling towards him like zombies. They all stopped in front of him & he looked at them. He looked at the boats, taking note of the number of them, being 3. He then turned to the Squirrel Scouts & walked over to them. He got behind Kelly & shoved her towards a boat. He then got behind Tina & shoved her towards the same boat. He got behind the rhino & shoved her toward another boat. He got behind the cat & shoved her towards the same boat as the rhino. He got behind Francine & shoved her towards the last boat. He then got behind the lamb & shoved her towards the same boat as Francine. He then got on Kelly & Tina's boat & got up to the front. He looked at Acorn Flats.

"Aaaacoooooorrnnn Fffllaaaaaaaaaatssssssss." He groaned. He looked at it, his face changing to show a bit of anger, as if he experienced something there that made him want to destroy it all. He pointed his non-dangling arm at Acorn Flats & let out a signaling groan that made all the Squirrel Scouts pick up the paddles in the boats & start rowing towards Acorn Flats. Meanwhile, in the huge tower at Acorn Flats, a green anteater was watching the approaching boats. She spotted the Bean Scout & put down the binoculars. She turned to a large yellow warthog wearing a blue suit & an cap with "Acorn Flats" on it.

"Miss Mucus." She said. "We have 3 canoes approaching the camp. The passengers are 6 Squirrel Scouts, & 1 Bean Scout at the front of 1 of them." The warthog, Miss Mucus, turned to her & approached her.

"What could Squirrel Scouts want with a single Bean Scout?" She asked.

"That's the weird part." The warthog said, sounding weirded out. "The Bean Scout appears to be commanding the Squirrel Scouts who are with him." Miss Mucus looked at her, surprised.

"What?" She shouted, then snatched the binoculars out of her hands. "Give me those!" She shouted. She walked over to the side & peered out at the canoes. She saw the Bean Scout & got a look of surprise. She then smiled evilly, as if she knew him. She gave the binoculars back to the anteater. "Hold yer fire." She said. "I'll deal with him myself." The anteater saluted her.

"Yes, maam." She said, then walked off. Miss Mucus turned to the edge of the tower & looked out at the boats.

"Well well." She said. "Never thought Ah'd see your face 'round here again. It'll be nice to catch up on ol' times." She watched as the boats approached Acorn Flats.