Hello, everyone! You miss me? Well, regardless of whether you missed me or not, I'm sure you missed my lovely little story! Well, enjoy!

BadLuckGoodLuck: Heh, as I've already said, I have no idea when this will end (or if it will end at all...it is a stubborn bastard). If it does end...well, I've got no idea. I suppose when I run out of ideas! Not that I have any...this has just been 53 chapters of bad ideas, all cleaned up nice and shiny and wrapped with a pretty bow to make you think they're good ones. I know, I've been decieving you all, making you think I had actual ideas (what can I say, Kanone's rubbing off on me). Anyway, to answer your questions, I've got no idea...and the second answer kind of depends on the first one, which I don't know, so...I don't know! Aren't I so helpful? Thanks for reviewing!

Polaris18: Of course I have! Ooh, misinformed, eh? Well, I hope you get to this before then, but I promised the 6th...eh, it's only three days, I think you can catch up with two chapters. Unless I've been misinformed as well...Oh well, thanks for reviewing!

freya kurenai: Hmm, I suppose so. I'm tired of disagreeing with everyone (I've just got the confidence of about Ayumu when the series started...meaning none). Poor kid, I know how he feels...and I don't get to hang out with Eyes or try and have Kanone kill me; what the hell? Yay, V-day! I think a lemon is completely neccessary for this, and it'll be the perfect way to say 'hi, I'm back!'. What do ya think? Now, to do EyesKanone or KousukeAyumu? The latter's relationship is kind of new, so I doubt they'd be gettin' it on yet...we'll just have a major load of fluff with them. EyesKanone it is! Thanks for reviewing!

CeTe: Aw, no rioting? Fine...(puts away pitchfork)...that was expensive, too. You brought up quite an interesting question, though, I haven't heard from alpha2nd since chapter 40...I wonder if something happened...hope not! Thanks for reviewing!

A/N: Umm...is this on?(taps mic)...good. Okay, er...alpha2nd, please report to the nearest review button immediately to let us know you're alive. That, or I'm putting out 'lost' posters everywhere...and I don't think you want that. That is all, thank you!

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Sneaking into his bedroom, Kanone smirked as he saw his young lover still asleep. Crawling onto the bed, he winced as it groaned in protest, afraid it would wake the younger one up. Thankfully, he saw the small chest rise up and down, still asleep. Stratling the silver-haired boy, he quickly unbuttoned the nightshirt that Eyes had claimed as his, venturing further and further down until the piece of material could be ripped off the boy. Opting for a gentler and less noticable approach, Kanone slipped the shirt off as best he could, though that wasn't very far seeing as how Eyes was laying on it.

However, Kanone had achieved his main goal of undressing the younger one, and now he took in his lover's full appearance, licking his lips as his eyes traveled down lower and lower, finally reaching the unaroused member. Kanone smirked, he'd have to fix that. He shifted down until he was eye to cock. Glancing up once more at his still sleeping boyfriend, Kanone started to gently suck on the tip of his lover's member. He heard the other boy sigh in his sleep, and twitch slightly, but still no consciousness. Kanone wondered how the younger one could be such a heavy sleeper at times, but just focused back in on the task at hand.

Figuring that if he stepped it up a little he could finally wake Eyes up, Kanone started to bob his head up and down at a slow pace; he didn't want to get too into it before Eyes woke up. He felt the organ stiffen in his mouth, and knew the other boy was getting aroused. Grinning to himself, Kanone looked up to meet...two closed eyes; he was still asleep? Glaring a little, Kanone reached a hand out to massage his lover's balls, plunging the completely hard member into his mouth faster and faster, sucking harder and harder. After a few more moments, he heard Eyes moan in his sleep, unconsciously bucking into Kanone's mouth. Finally, the latter tasted the salty liquid rush into his mouth, signaling Eyes' orgasm. It was accompanied by a loud moan as well, and Kanone swallowed all of his lover's essence, cleaning his lips and Eyes' tip off with his tongue.

Looking up he saw that the younger one had indeed not waken up, and was even snoring a little. He thought about the ridiculousness of the situation, made even more ironic by the fact that Eyes' moans had made him hard. He flopped onto the bed next to the sleeping one, pulling the covers over both of them. Staring at the ceiling, he attempted to will the hard on away, but it was to no avail as everytime he got close, he glanced over to his lover, who was barely covered by the blanket. Sighing, he pushed the covers back off of him, standing up (a little difficultly) and deciding that a cold shower was the best method to getting rid of this.

Blue eyes finally opened about 10 minutes after Kanone left, and their owner stretched lazily. He reached over to Kanone, but found only blankets. That's when he noticed that he was, for the most part, undressed. He only wore a nightshirt, but it was unbuttoned and slid off his body as much as it could be. Pankicking, Eyes quickly buttoned the shirt back up, wondering who would have come into his and Kanone's room and stripped him. He pulled the blankets under his chin, and curled up in a little ball, wishing Kanone would come back. He felt very violated, and wanted answers, but his legs seemed to not be working quite properly. Though, he only chalked that up to the amazing dream he had about Kanone. He smiled faintly at the memory, and wondered why he wasn't more aroused, physically.

A few more minutes passed, and the door to the bedroom finally opened again, a wet-haired Kanone with an unpleasant look on his face entering. Eyes brightened at seeing his boyfriend, convinced everything would be alright, but hesitated when he saw the pissed off look Kanone had on his face. He decided it was best not to speak, and waited for Kanone. The latter sat down on the bed, shooting a glare at Eyes. Only then did he see the slightly frightened look on the boy's face, "Are you alright?" Kanone asked, it wasn't him that Eyes was afraid of, was it?

Eyes nodded, "I woke up in a very...strange position." he said, hoping Kanone knew what he was talking about.

The older one cursed himself for leaving Eyes like that, exposed to the world. Though, he did have a bit of a problem at the time. He smiled at Eyes, "I must admit that was my doing." he tried to explain.

Eyes raised an eyebrow at his boyfriend, "May I ask why you would do such a thing?" he questioned, seriously wondering if there was more to Kanone than he needed or wanted to know.

Kanone scowled, "Excuse me for trying to wake you up in a more pleasant way." he muttered.

Eyes tilted his head to the side, silver hair swishing with the motion, "What do you mean?" he asked, completely oblivious.

Kanone sighed, "Forget it." he said, throwing himself the rest of the way onto the bed, "Happy Valentine's Day." he said as an afterthought. His entire mood had changed dramatically for almost no reason at all (can anyone say pms?).

At least, to Eyes it seemed for no reason. He crawled over to where Kanone was lying, "Kanone?" he asked, gently, wondering if he had done something to upset the older one.

"I said forget it." Kanone snapped, turning over to face away from the silver-haired boy. He opened his eyes and stared at his wall, wondering why he was being so short with the other one. Perhaps it was just because Eyes didn't even wake up while Kanone was so obviously pleasing him. Perhaps it was because the holiday had so obviously slipped the latter's mind. Kanone had explained it to him, telling him it was dedicated to those who were in love, and it was a day to celebrate that love. He couldn't help thinking, though he knew it was ridiculous, that Eyes didn't love him because he forgot a day that had never meant anything to him before. Whatever it was, Kanone was pissed and didn't want Eyes trying to figure out what was wrong; honestly, it was a little annoying.

Of course, the latter had no idea that these thoughts were going through Kanone's head, "Valentine's Day?" he asked, thinking back, "Oh, I remember it now..." he trailed off, looking to Kanone, "He's mad at me because I forgot today?" he wondered. Frowning he scooted over so he was next to Kanone, "I'm sorry that I forgot." he said, leaning down to kiss Kanone's neck, "Don't be upset with me." he whispered, almost beggingly, into the older one's ear. He hadn't said 'please' but Kanone could hear the scared tone in the other's voice. Scared that Kanone was really upset with him, scared that he had done something wrong, which he didn't even see as a big deal. Sure, he'd forgotten, but was he expected to remember everything.

Realizing that he might have overreacted, Kanone rolled over to glance at Eyes, "I'm not upset, Eyes." he informed said boy, then couldn't help but wonder, "So, you don't remember anything?" he asked.

"Anything about what?" Eyes asked, completely lost.

"About me trying to..wake you up." Kanone said, trying to phrase it correctly.

Eyes shook his head, "What did you do?" he wondered.

Kanone smirked, "Well, let's just say there was a reason that your nightshirt was unbuttoned." he whispered, placing a kiss on Eyes' lips, slipping his tongue into the younger one's mouth.

Kanone had yet to brush his teeth, and Eyes recognized the taste almost immediately. He pulled away, staring at Kanone with wide eyes and a slightly opened mouth, "I slept through that?" he asked, then had to restrain from laughing himself silly, "So that's why that dream was so intense."

Kanone nodded, "You don't have to look so pleased with yourself, you know. It could be dangerous to be that heavy of a sleeper."

"I was a little distracted." Eyes informed him, "I didn't want to wake up." Kanone just looked at him, as if to ask if he gave that bad of a blow job. Eyes smirked, "I was having a dream...about you." he explained, "I thought it was all in my head."

Kanone stared a little more before laughing. He shook his head, and eventually had to stop the laughs from pouring out to catch his breath and wipe the tears away from his eyes. He grinned at the younger one, who still looked slightly frightened but for an entirely different reason now, "We have got to be the most dysfunctional couple in the world." he commented.

Eyes smirked back and cuddled up to Kanone, looking up at him, "Maybe so, but I don't care. All that matters is that I love you, which I do very much."

Kanone smiled down at Eyes, placing a gentle kiss on the younger one's pale lips, "I love you, too." he replied.

"Happy Valentine's Day."

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Yay, I'm back, and I come bearing lemons, fluff, and some humor! Next chappy... eh, who knows? Oh, right, Kousuke and Ayumu! Review!