Poor fic..it's been so ignored. That's what it gets for being so long, though. Anyway, not much to say about it...enjoy!

Kazuya Arsashi: Glad you think so! How do you plan to popularize spiral exactly? It would help if we could get adult swim to air it on saturdays or something (right before or after fullmetal maybe, since a lot of people watch that). I've tried before, but it obviously didn't work...I know what you mean about the lack of good anime, it's all gone to hell (there's hardly any on at all!). Anyway, nice to hear from you, and thanks for revieiwng!

Polaris18:I feel the same way about them, so maybe I'll hold off on that. I need to get them back in the fic somehow, though! Hmm...that could be interesting. Ohh! Idea, idea! (grins) yay. I'm better now...thanks for revieiwng! And you got the quote right!

CeTe: Heh, maybe you should tell me what episodes you do have or have seen...Kanone talks way too much for his own good. He can't help it though...he's Kanone, that's what he does! Thanks for reviewing! And look it worked; party!

Answer:The quote was from Kanzaka to the Bla chis(minus Kanone). The episode was The Confession.

Points: Polaris18:1 (2 bonus points)

BadluckGoodluck:0 (1 bonus point)

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"Hello." Kanone greeted the man, who had been waiting in his living room.

Said man stood up, smiling, and extended a hand, "Good morning, Mr. Hilbert. My name is Ted Meyer, and I'm from the town council."

"So I hear." Kanone said, still smiling that fake smile, "How can I help you?"

"I take it you've read the morning paper?" Ted asked.

Kanone nodded, "It seems that I've been living under a rock. I had no idea anything was going on at all." he informed Ted, laughing.

"Mr. Hilbert, this is just a routine stop. I have to make it to every house that owns a slave. I'm sure you won't be a hassle, will you?"

Kanone cocked his head to the side, "Hassle?" he repeated, "Whatever do you mean?"

"The new law that has been placed into effect states that every slave must be removed from their home." Ted told him, "They will go through a process and then be released back into society, able individuals."

"A process?" Kanone asked, not liking the sound of that.

"Sort of a schooling period where the illiterate can be taught how to read and write properly."

Kanone broke into a grin, "Well, now, that's not necessary for the residents of this house." he said.

"Excuse me?" Ted asked, sensing that Kanone was going to be trouble of some sort.

"I said it won't be necessary." Kanone repeated, hating to have to do so. Ted waited for an explanation, "I've taught everyone here how to read and write."

The older man just stared at Kanone, "You honestly expect me to believe that?" he asked, as if it were the most ridiculous thing he'd ever heard.

Kanone nodded, "I do. It's simply irrational for a person who is capable of learning not to do so. Just because society veiws them as barbaric doesn't mean they are." Kanone told Ted, wrapping an arm around his boyfriend, who was next to him.

Ted raised an eyebrow, "Well, then, if that's the case, we'll just put them through a small test to see exactly how well you've taught them. If they pass, then they can be released back into our society."

Kanone glared, "Is it necessary to talk about them like they're animals?" he asked.

"I'm just stating the facts." Ted told him, now frowning as well, "I'll be by later tonight with a wagon to take them away. Make sure they're ready." Kanone was about to object when Ted turned to leave, "I'll see you later, Mr. Hilbert."

Eyes looked from the closed door to Kanone, "Have you really taught them all how to read and write?" he wondered.

Kanone smiled down at him and kissed the top of his head, "Of course I have." he replied, "That's not what I'm worried about."

"What are you worried about?" Eyes asked, tilting his head to the side.

Kanone looked at him, "I've just got a bad feeling about this."

Eyes leaned into him, "Well, if you've got a bad feeling, go with them."

Kanone smirked, "I suppose that's a good idea." he agreed. He didn't want to be the one who had to tell Eyes that he needed to take those tests as much as the next person. Of course, with only a few hours left before Ted returned, he didn't see how he was going to get out of it. He rested his chin on the top of Eyes' head, sighing.

"Kanone?" Eyes asked, looking up at his boyfriend.

"Hmm?"

"I know I've got to go with them." Eyes assured him, "I'm not a fool."

Kanone closed his eyes and smiled, "I know you're not, dear." he replied, honestly glad that Eyes had common sense.

Eyes turned around, lifting his arms to wrap them around Kanone's neck, "Now...where were we?" he asked, pulling Kanone's head down into a passionate kiss.

"That was distracting." Kanone said, smiling as Eyes snuggled up to him.

"Nice to know I can be of service." the younger one said, sarcastically.

"Well, it's a good thing this time." Kanone assured him, "Though it doesn't change the fact that I still have to tell everyone about this little inconvience."

"True, but they won't blame you." Eyes pointed out.

"I don't care about that. What I care about is this feeling I have."

Eyes yawned, stretching, "You always have that feeling after we have sex." he informed Kanone, "Nothing to get excited over."

Kanone laughed, "Well, I've got that feeling, too. Still..." he trailed off, frowning, "If they don't let me come with you all."

"I'll still be with them." the silver-haired one reminded him, "And I know you wouldn't let them do anything to me, so it's all okay."

Kanone smiled faintly at the logic his young lover was using. While Kanone always said he would never let anyone hurt Eyes, even he was powerless to stop some things. He would never let Eyes know this, though. It would be like telling a child that Santa wasn't real or that mom and dad really didn't have all the answers. He stared up at his ceiling for a few minutes, "I really need to get up." he thought. It was so comfortable there, next to Eyes, though, that he really didn't want to move.

"We need to get up." Eyes murmured from next to him, his face burried in the pillow.

A smirk covered Kanone's lips, "Well, since you sound so ready, why don't you do it first?" A groan of protest accompanied this suggestion, "Come on." Kanone said, "I'll be right behind you."

A snort escaped Eyes' throat, "You're always behind me, love." he informed Kanone.

The latter raised an eyebrow at this comment, "You've got a dirty mind, you know that?"

"I blame it entirely on you." came the response, followed by yet another yawn.

"You would." Kanone muttered, finally finding the energy to sit up.

Eyes smirked, "There you go, see, I knew you had it in you." he said, though his voice was dripping with sarcasm rather than the encouragement it would have seemed. Kanone grinned as a thought popped into his head. He jumped on Eyes, strattling the younger one, "Again already?" he asked, though was far from complaining.

"Not quite..." Kanone said, then attacked Eyes' sides, ghosting his fingertips over the soft skin he found there.

Blue orbs widened as he felt the uncontrolable urge to either kick Kanone off of him or laugh, "Kanone..." he said, in what would have been a warning voice had it not been holding back a slight giggle.

"Yes?" Kanone asked, smugly, "What is it dear?" He then remembered that the boy's knees were his sensitive area. His grin widening, Kanone reached a hand under the covers to tickle behind his kneecaps. A small shout sounded from his boyfriend's mouth as he hit a particularly ticklish spot.

"Kanone...I'm going to piss myself if you don't stop." Eyes threatened.

Said boy considered this possibility, and knew it could very quickly become a reality, "Fine." he said, a satisfied smirk plastered on his face, "I think I've effeciently woken you up anyhow."

"Evil." was all Eyes replied with, as he reluctantly started to get dressed.

Kanone pulled him close, kissing the top of his head, "I love you, too, dear."

Eyes smiled softly before glancing up at Kanone, "You ready to get this over with?" Kanone nodded once and the two headed towards the dining room, where most everyone was finishing up breakfast.

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Hehehehe, I bet Callia's going to freak when she hears this. I'll try to make the next update within this month (I know I've taken forever with this fic). Anyway, review! Oh...right, the quote:

"I will not kill. Even if it's a Hunter, I'd choose being killed over killing someone else."

a)Happiness of Those Who Believe

b)Relentless Rain

c)Like A Swan

d)Blind Spot in the Web