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Chapter 2: We are here!


"Oi!"

No answer.

"OI!"

"What, what is it, now?" Udon had a rough night last night, The damn reporters' will not leave me alone! he thought banging his head repeatedly on his inexpensive desk. Konohamaru felt sorry for the guy.

"We have received a phone call from a person that calls himself Mr. Uchiha and he-"

"Did you say, Mr. Uchiha?" Could it be possible, was the last Uchiha still alive!

"Why yes sir, I did."

Udon began to jump for joy. Konohamaru looked at him weirdly, and wondered if his boss was on drugs.

"Please, please! Tell him to come here! We will send a plane!"

"Yes sir!" Konahamaru said leaving from the way he came.


"Do they offer free peanuts here?"

"No dobe, this is a private flight. We are not going to Cancun or something."

"Right…"

A few minutes pass by.

"Sasuke."

"What."

"I'm hungry." Sasuke rolled his eyes, and Naruto pouted.

"Sasukeeee!" Naruto said tugging oh his sleeve. "Give me some food!"

Sasuke sighed, "Do I look like a vending machine to you."

"Yes."

"Dobe."

Naruto pouted and gave Sasuke that kawaii puppy dog look. Sasuke couldn't help but fall for his fiancé's scheme. Sasuke then called one of the flight attendants over and asked if she could bring them something to eat. She nodded and made her way to the back.

"I am never doing this for you again," Sasuke said gritting his teeth and handing over the sandwich and bag of chips the lady gave him.

"Sankyuu Saskuay." Naruto said happily while eating his sandwich.


"He should arrive here any minute now, Mr. Udon." A sailor said staring off into the distance, Udon dismissed him.

"I can't wait!" He said then turning around and glared at the remaining reporters that still haven't left.

"Leave now, or you will all loose your jobs!" Well that did it. Only a pair of two stayed. One with a smile and the other with a frown on their features. To tell you the truth, they were both plain scary looking. The one that smiled this creepy looking smile, looked to be in his late 30's and had short black hair and a pale face, he stepped forward and walked towards Udon.

"Hi, I'm Sai, part of the EyeWitnessEverything News."

"Hello Sai," he said, politely shaking Sai's hand.

"Mr. Udon sir, I am curious to see what this last Uchiha, Sasuke, looks like. Did he mention if he had his fiance with him?"

"He never said, but we will find out soon enough." Udon can tolerate two reporters but twenty of them in one setting was too much for him to handle.

The other man who almost looked almost like Sai, had spiky black hair, and a face that could make any strong man wet his pants. The reporter then came striding slowly towards him.

"I am Yamato, and I am from the WeSpotCoolStuff News channel, I have heard so much about you Mr. Udon."

"Uh..It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Yamato." He said cautiously shaking Yamato's hand. This guy gave him the creeps…


"Ah, look Sasuke-teme! It's a boat!"

"It's a ship, dobe."

"Yeah…whatever."

"PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SEATBELTS ARE ON AT THIS TIME, WE ARE NOW GETTING READY TO LAND"

Naruto jumped up and clinged on to Sasuke for protection. Sasuke smirked, he loved seeing his dobe when he is scared. He always worn this adorable expression.

"Sasukeeee!" Naruto held him harder than what was necessary.

"Oof! Naruto…let go…can't breathe.."

Naruto let go of him, and sweat dropped, "Sorry teme! Hehehehe…"

"Don't you…ever…do that ….again…" Sasuke said trying to recover his lost air supply.

"WE HAVE NOW ARRIVED! THANK YOU AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FLIGHT!"

"Yay! We are here!"

"Naruto wait!" It was too late, Naruto had already reached the front of the plane and was getting off. "Usuratonkachi…"


"Sir, he arrived."

"Let's go and meet him then, shall we?"

A blonde haired boy came out of the plane, Udon was confused, he always thought that Sasuke was a brunette. Maybe those rumors were wrong?

"Hello, Mr. Uchiha." He said extending out his hand.

"Eh? I'm not Sasuke." Naruto said looking up at him, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki!" He grabbed the unoccupied hand and gave it a firm shake.

"I'm his fiancé!"

Udon nodded in understanding and noticed another figure behind Naruto.

"Ah, so you must be Sasuke." Udon said shaking his hand, "I am Udon the founder of this ship. We have your Golden Fan in safe keeping."

"I wanna see it!" Naruto yelled jumping up and down in excitement.

"Yes, right this way Mr. Uzamaki and Uchiha."

They followed him inside, going down a large corridor of the deck. The two reporters following after them in a quiet notion.


"Well this is the Lab Deck, where we keep everything we find in this room." Udon walked over to a small safe in the corner of the room. "Your Golden Fan is in this golden safe."

Naruto squealed in pure joy and ripped open the safe, he gently took out the Fan and placed it on the marble counter.

"It's so beautiful! I haven't seen it in a while!" Naruto cried tears of joy. "Sasuke it's my engagement gift you gave me!" He hugged Sasuke then turned back to gaze more at his prize, to find a pair of obsidian eyes staring back at him.

"Hello there, Naruto. You know, you're kinda small for a guy." Sai said taking Naruto's hand and staring at him up and down, if you strained your ears enough, you can here a very faint growl. (A/N: XD)

"I'm Sai." Sai pulled him down and extremely close to his body. Naruto stared up at him with wide eyes.

"You're very cute, no?" He said leaning down to claim Naruto's lips. But, before that could happen, Naruto was jerked out of Sai's grip and pulled to Sasuke's chest.

"Don't. Touch. What is mine." Sasuke said giving Sai the Uchiha death glare and pulling Naruto upright.

"Ne, Sasuke, I can take care of myself yah know," Naruto said slightly pouting.

"Naruto, promise me you'll stay away from him."

Naruto looked over to Sai who caught his gaze and gave him that creepy smile of his.

"I promise." He said trying to avoid Sai's prying eyes.

Yamato then made his grand entrance and came up towards where Sasuke and Naruto were.

"Hello, Mr Uchiha, Mr. Uzumaki. It's a pleasure to meet you two in person. I am Yamato." He said, shaking both their hands. "And you're his fiancé I presume," putting his gaze directly on Naruto. Naruto gave him a small nod in reply. This guy was way scarier than Sai by tenfold, Naruto thought itching slowly away from the Yamato guy.

Udon cleared his throat thinking this little masquerade was over. "Would you like me to show you to your stateroom?"


I'm ending it here.

I'm tired.

I have a freaking cold. Read Sick as a Dog…I based it on that one-shot I wrote! XD

And I seriously need sleep. ---yawn----

Here is chapter 2

Go ahead and please review! OMG! O.o I just rhymed XD! Night SasuNaru peeps! ----falls asleep---