Hello hello! I have just finished editing and looking over this chapter... and it is July 1, soooo here it is! This time I'm putting all my ranting and stuff at the bottom... so yea, it won't take up as much space up here. Anyway, THANK YOU SOOO MUCH TO ALL WHO REVIEWED!... especially Nina. It makes me really happy to see so many people reviewing. You all get cookies! WOOOO!
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If anyone finds any mistakes MESSAGE OR E-MAIL ME! I'll try to fix them if possible. Now, I am thinking that I'll update EITHER when I get 111 reviews OR July 8. Now, I know that there are MANY people who read this story and a lot of people who have it on a story alert. To everyone who wants me to get the next chapter out faster, you'd better tell them to write a review, because if I get to 111 before July 8, then I'll post it. I promise :)
OHHHH! If anyone could possibly help me in later chapters (I'll let ya know when I'd need you), I need help writing Hagrid's lines. I have no frickin idea how to do it and do it right... so if anyone could possibly help me out, I'd be very grateful.
I don't own Harry Potter or Star Wars (I say it in my rantings after the story)
Chapter 5
Harry looked at the scene in front of him with horror. His heart was racing and millions of thoughts were rushing through his mind.
"This can't be right. Maybe these visions aren't real. Maybe we made the potion wrong and this is just a sick dream. Maybe they kidnapped me or something. Maybe.."
"Tom! Emily! How are you two doing?" a familiar voice said from the doorway.
Harry whirled around and saw Snape standing there… a much younger and tanner Snape. He looked… happy.
"Oh, yes! I must see the newest addition to the family," the younger version of Snape walked over to the bedside and peered down at the small infant snuggled in his mother's arms, "What is his name?"
Emily smiled warmly at the bundle in her arms. "His name is Harry."
Snape turned and looked at Voldemort… well Tom,"He definitely has his mother's hair and nose? What ever did he get from you?"
A mischievous twinkle sparked in Tom's eyes. He winked at his friend then looked down at Harry.
"From what the nurse has told us, it would appear as though he's inherited the same well endowed region as me."
Emily looked up at him questioningly, "What do you mean Tom?... Oh you sick perverted man! Don't say things like that in front of the baby!"
Tom smiled and laughed at her, "He's a guy! He's bound to learn sometime! Why not start early?"
Emily glared and swung her arm at him.
"Ohhh you! With your luck he'll end up gay! Like Severus!"
Harry's mouth dropped open. He turned and pointed at Snape.
"YOU'RE GAY! HOW! WHEN! HOW?" Harry yelled as his mind tried to make sense of what he just heard. Luckily, this just being a vision, Snape didn't hear the confused screams of his future student.
Severus leaned over to Tom and whispered in his ear, "Tom I need to talk to you outside. It's urgent."
Tom nodded and followed Snape into the hall with Harry behind Tom. Unfortunately Tom closed the door before Harry could exit.
"Shit!" Harry said as he kicked the door, or attempted to seeing as how his foot went right through it.
"Oh, well that would make sense since this is just a vision and I'm not actually a part of what's happening."
Harry walked through the door just in time to hear the apparently urgent conversation between Tom and Severus.
"They've found you."
As soon as the words left Snape's mouth Tom paled and a look of absolute terror crossed his face.
"How did they find us?"
"It would seem that one of the nurses was talking to her friend in Diagon Alley. A few of his men heard the conversation and reported it back to headquarters. They're coming to get you Tom. You have to leave here now if you hope to stay alive."
"But what about Emily? I couldn't leave her to die! She's my life Severus!"
Snape sighed and put his hand on Tom's shoulder.
"I know, but if you stay both of you will be killed without a doubt. If you leave now, I promise to do everything in my power to save her."
Tom closed his eyes and nodded.
"Alright, you must leave here now Tom if this plan is to work!"
Tom turned around and took one last look at the love of his life and his newly born son.
"I love you," he whispered as he apparated away.
Snape opened the room door and quickly went inside with Harry following behind. Emily looked up at her friend with a questioning look. He sighed and walked over to her.
"They've found you Em'. We have to leave right now."
Emily closer her eyes and looked at the child in her arms.
"You know what I'm about to say Em'. I know that your entire heart disagrees with it, but we have to if you want him to even have the slightest chance at life."
She nodded and a single tear rolled down her cheek landing on Harry's nose.
"I will always love you Harry. I promise that no matter what happens, I will find you," Emily said as she kissed him on the forehead.
She looked up at Snape and held out Harry. Severus reached out his arms and took smiling boy. He walked to the door and watched for a nurse. As soon as one came near, he opened the door and handed Harry to her.
"Take him back to the nursery. Emily, the mother, is rather tired and needs some sleep."
The nurse nodded and quickly walked away. Snape turned and shut the door behind him.
"Are you ready to leave?"
Emily closer her eyes and slowly nodded. She started to get out of the bed and Snape rushed over to her side. He carefully helper her stand and once she was steady he reached over and grabbed her suitcase that was lying underneath the bed.
"We'll be going to a safe house until Tom is out of danger."
Emily nodded again and with a quick 'pop' they both apparated out of the room.
Harry's eyesight blurred again and he found himself staring into a bright light. The light started to subside and was replaced with a fuzzy image of a certain blonde boy's head.
"Harry! Harry are you alright?"
Harry blinked a few times and looked at Draco.
"Uhh… yea. I think."
Harry slowly sat up and held his head. He glanced over towards Snape and saw the professor staring at him. As soon as Snape realized that Harry was looking at him he put on one of his trademarked glares and looked away.
"So what did you see Harry?" Draco asked.
Harry stood up. "Oh, umm, nothing really. Just some stuff that isn't all that important. Don't worry about it."
Harry brushed himself off then sat down in his seat.. Draco looked at him strangely before sitting in his. Draco was about to ask Harry something when Snape stood and looked at the class.
"Class is dismissed. Also, be wary about what you tell people. There are some things better left unknown," he said with a tired voice.
Harry stood, gathered his books, and quickly walked out of the classroom.
As Harry was walking into the Great Hall he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned and saw Ron's smiling face.
"Hey mate! I'd advise you not to ask Hermione what she saw."
Harry looked at him suspiciously, "Why not?
Ron threw his arms up in the air. "Because she won't fuckin' shut up about it! It's so annoying!"
Harry silently breathed a sigh of relief and sat down at the table. Ron took a seat next to him. Hermione sat down next to Ron a second later. She looked over at Harry.
"So tell me Harry, what was your vision?"
Harry looked at his plate in front of him.
"It was about me, and all my… great Quidditch games! Yea. It was amazing."
Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Figures! All you ever think about is Quidditch!"
Ron turned toward him. "Yea Harry. You need to get some other things in your life to think about… like sex! That really makes you forget about Quidditch."
Harry glared at Ron then looked at Hermione.
"So tell me Hermione, what was your vision about?"
Ron kicked Harry in the shin and glared.
"OH… MY… GOSH! It was the worst thing ever! Did you know that Lavender and Parvati have talked about me behind my back for 5 YEARS IN A ROW! I thought that they were my friends, but ooooooh I was wrong! You should have heard some of the things they said about me!"
Harry rolled his eyes and turned his attention to the Slytherin table and started to watch a very interesting blonde.
Draco was sitting listening to Blaise ramble on about his vision of his life before gaydum and all the girls he had dated. His eyes started to close when he was jolted back to reality by the shrill voice behind him.
"DRAAACO! I've missed you so much! I haven't seen you all day!"
He sighed and turned to face the girl talking to him.
"Pansy, I am going to tell you one final fucking time. I DON'T LIKE YOU! You aren't my type! So just leave me alone!"
She glared at him. "Fine then. I'll just have to go out with my handsome Blaise."
Draco smiled. "And I had thought that everyone at Hogwarts knew about Blaise's sexual preferences."
Pansy walked to Blaise and proceeded to sit on his lap. He looked over at Draco, winked, and mouthed the words 'I know how to get rid of her once and for all'. Draco nodded and watched as Pansy attempted to give Blaise a lap dance. Blaise's face grew blank for a moment. When Pansy saw this she smiled at the other Slytherins with a look of triumph and started wiggling her ass even more.
Blaise winked at Draco again then suddenly jumped up onto his seat knocking Pansy on to the floor in a tangle of limbs and robes.
"OH MY GOD! I'VE GOT A BONER… FROM A GIRL! My mind is tearing itself apart! How is this possible! The world as I know it has just ended. I am officially the worst gay guy EVER!"
McGonagall was passing by the table at the exact moment Blaise had his 'little outburst'. She stopped and turned to him.
"Mr. Zabini! Take your seat immediately!" she yelled in an extremely angry tone.
"But professor," Blaise said in a voice that still easily carried all over the Great Hall, "I have a huuuge boner! I can't sit!"
"Mr. Zabini! Five points from Slytherin! Now take your seat!"
"Professor, do I need to spell it out for you?"
"Mr. Zabini, I'm warning you-"
"B-O-N-E-R!"
"ZABINI!"
"But professor, have you ever tried to sit with a boner?"
"Detention! Take your seat! NOW!"
The students all stared at Blaise and McGonagall waiting for him to say something when a boy suddenly jumped up from the Ravenclaw table.
"That is it Blaise! I am sick and tired of your outbursts! It is an embarrassment to me and everyone else here! We are through!" he screamed. The boy flicked Blaise off and with a humph he left the Great Hall.
Everyone looked back at Blaise for his response. Blaise blinked and took a deep breath.
"NOOOOO! This is too horrible to be true! I'll never live without him!... Hey Seamus!"
Seamus Finnigan stood up. "YEA!"
"Are you doing anything this weekend?"
"NO!"
"Would ya' want to do something with me!"
Seamus smirked, "Sure! Where, when, what, and how long?"
Blaise leaped on top of the table. "My bed, seven o'clock, hot crazy sex, and eleven inches!"
The Great Hall was silent for a second, but was soon filled with the roar of laughter. Every student was either holding their sides or on the floor laughing. Peeves the polterguist was flying around throwing confetti on everyone. The teachers smiled and tried to hold it in, but soon were holding their sides like the students.
McGonagall shook her head and hurried back to the teachers table.
Whilst the hall was in complete pandemonium, Draco covered his face with his hands and slowly put his head on the table. He didn't even realize that his elbow was in the mashed potatoes.
To anyone who likes the HP books... a recent article has said that JK is planning on killing two of the main characters in the seventh book. If you want me to send you a link to the article, just tell me and I will.
I hope that everyone liked this chapter. Thanks to Kaitlyn again for helping me all that time ago write this chapter. It wouldn't have been as funny without you.
Now... onto my ranting and thanking.
First off: My story is not fucking like Star Wars (Raven Mercury, I'm not talking to you. You're nice and didn't piss me off when you said that). Don't even make me go into that. Out of the 15ish people that read it at my school when I first wrote it (5 of them are Star Wars fanatics) NONE of them even considered it to be like Star Wars. If you're going to say it's because the "big baddy" is the hero's father, then just shut the fuck up. That's been used before and not just by Star Wars (there are Greek and Roman myths that have it). PLUS Tom NEVER said to Harry "I am your father", Harry finds out on his own.
Now, thank you for apologizing about that pureangel86. No, you aren't the only one who thinks that's the line, but there are MANY Star Wars fans that know it and would argue about it for hours. I wouldn't have minded you saying that if you had actually left a real review of my story. You just left a comment about how I ripped off SW (Star Wars). TO ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE I DON'T MIND IF YOU LEAVE A RUDE COMMENT OR WHATEVER, JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU LEAVE A REVIEW OF MY STORY ALONG WITH IT. YOU CAN SAY THAT IT SUCKED OR WHATEVER, JUST AS LONG AS YOU ACTUALLY REVIEW IT.
Anyway, I hope that you've all enjoyed this! Review if you want, just remember the faster I get to 111 the sooner you could get it posted.
