Act 1 in short
DON'T USE THIS AS A REFRESHER OR AS CANON, THIS IS A JOKE!
"Wow!" Sil said satisfied at her circus tent. "Us two teens set up a big circus tent by ourselves. Isn't life grand, Sig? High five!"
*High five!*
Sig smiled too, as he got up. "gotta go bye sil"
"Who's Sil?"
"you"
"But my name's Arl-. Oh, Sil is short for Silvana. I'm no good at this. Later, Sig!" She waved him over the horizon. "Time to set up shop."
"Hiya! I'm Amitie."
"I hate your voice."
"So you're a clown? Neato!"
"I'm Silvana. And I hate your question. I'm going to do literally anything else!"
"I wanna show you around town."
"I hate life."
Later that night. "At least I'm enrolled now. And this neat outfit."
*Tomorrow at school*
"Ah, clown!"
"Get over it, Klug."
"Hm, yeah okay. Just a little more… And done. No longer scared."
*Later at the museum*
"Hello, I am Akuma. And you are an abomination against human and demon kind, and you should die in a hole, ma, ma KUMAAAA!"
"Hello to you, too. I'm looking for a book on how to Circus."
"I love Circuses."
"Halt Demon, Hohow Bird shall put you down if Akuma won't." *Poses* *Bonks* *Mask breaks*
"You broke my mask! You dumb bird! I shall have you for dinner!" And they chased. "You know what, you're actually kinda okay. You're my acrobat now. Work for me, and I won't have to pluck a single feather. And be my co-judge at my tryouts."
"A Co Ho-judge of justice?"
"No, just a regular one."
"Hooooo… But can I pretend to be a justi-
*Tryouts*
"Can I join, guys?!" Amitie pleaded.
"I'd hate that idea! So you get the thankless job of stagehand and janitor!"
"Yaaay! I'm joining!"
*Hours*
"I had enough, you two!"
"Hm?"
"Rib?"
Vento and Donguri reacted.
"Your names?"
"Yo! I'm Vento. And I exist!"
"You too? What a coincidence! Hired. And you, Froggy?"
"Riiiibbbbiiiit!"
"Wow! THAT WAS AMAZING! Hired~"
*Later*
"I'm Feli, I curse you if you don't look after my dog. Take care of him or die."
"Who's a big giant doggy? Who's a big giant doggy?~"
*Later*
"You know what, Sig? Let's climb a mountain together It'll be fun."
"kay"
"Let's also take pictures of this supposed Yeti!"
"kay"
ME NAME YETI! ME SNOWMAN, NO YETI! ME PARODY OF COMPILE-ERA ENEMIES LIKE HARPY AND KIKIMORA! WHERE WE LOOK HARMLESS COMPARED TO NAMESAKE! A LOT OF THOUGHT PUT INTO ME AND ME NO IMPORTANT AFTERWARD!
"H-H-How do we defeat it!?"
"ME ONLY WEAKNESS IS SNEEZING!" *ACHOOOOOOOOOOOO!* He rolled off the cliff.
*A different day*
"Hi, Silly. Wanna come to the slumber party?"
"I hate you, letter written by Amitie."
"Sig's coming."
"Ah!" *Disappearing pop* *Reappearing pop* *Knock Knock*
"Hello there Miss Celebrity and friend of my lovely daughter. I'm Mr. Amitie's dad. And I'm hilarious…"
*Stunned/Scared silence*
"How hilarious, Mr. Amitie's Dad?" He asked himself in falsetto. "If I was around in the middle ages, they wouldn't die of malaria. They die of hilaria."
"I wanna die of malaria."
"See?"
*Upstairs*
"Hi, Sil! You okay?"
"I hate you, Amitie, but I fear your dad more so let's play board games and other things I'm too young for."
"Yaaaaaaaaay!"
Sig's there too. Mr. Amitie's Dad traumatized him.
"Truth or dare?"
"Yeeeeeaaaaah, that works. I'll take truth, Amitie."
"Please explain your backstory without any context." Amitie asked Sil.
"…Eh, I hate you, Am?"
"Here comes Hilaria!~~~"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
*Circus*
"Hello, I am Oshare Bones. I am suddenly part of your quaint little sorry circus. Must be voodoo, ohohohooo."
Reminder: Donguri is still amazing.
"Hi, I'm Vento, can get to do something? I'm bored out of my skull."
"Not until Act 2, and even then…"
*Beach*
"What a nice day at the beach. Let's waste our time fighting over this evil purple looking pearl Amitie found."
Accord won.
"Am I gonna do something evil with it?"
"Are we evil, nya?"
"Are we gonna do it on purpose?"
"Yarn we gonna be aware of it?"
"Are we gonna be caught?"
"Are we a forgotten plot point?"
"Don't think it matters."
"…Meow…"
*Circus*
"Need help, Oshare Bones?"
"I'm good, Silvana."
"Okay."
"Need help, Donguri Gaeru?"
"Ribbit."
"Oh, okay."
"Need help, Hohow Bird?"
"Ho Ho, yes, but I already thought of something better before you suggested yours."
"Uh, okay…"
"Heyo, Hohow."
"Hi Ho, Amitie."
"I got something even better than that!"
"Sigh, okay." Sil looked down.
"Vento, Raffine! Fighting. Need help, Vento?"
"Can I be a character now?"
"Nevermind."
'Nobody likes me.'
*Bedroom*
"My life sucks, I'm fake, I don't get enough sleep. And our birthday is tomorrow… I'd better leave Primp. Wait… That won't help at all… I can't quit this town… But they can quit me…"
"Wait, didn't I have a dreamcatcher all this time? One that solves my brainwashing dreams? Why. Don't. I. Use. Iiiiiiiiiiit?" 'Not because I'm programmed to not think of helping me...'
"Hmm. A lucid dream. Great! I feel so at peace. I can finally start my transformation for real."
*Pop* A Carby.
*Pop* Blue clothes.
*Pop* Sig.
"Hi, Sig. Missed me? You know, the real Arle?"
"You're hopeless!" *Force feeding Puyobuncle a yellow Puyo*
*Seconds later*
"Do I have a split personality?"
"No, we're just talking to ourselves, with one of us acting responsible and the other like a scared child."
"But you're Sig."
"But I'm you, do I think I have Sig's personality?"
"Possible. Maybe we have a split personality."
"…But what about our instinct?"
"You know the answer, we are each other. I'm just here to *Slap* sense into you, and to say to stop roleplaying as Arle, in or out a dream. We have to try to be our own person!"
"Wanna role play as Sig, for the rest of the dream?"
"HELL YEAH!" *Dream high five!*
"What a refreshing, dream. I'm going shopping to test out this new me. Hopefully, Am won't make me hate her."
*Market*
"Hi, Sil."
"Hi, Am, I don't hate you, for now."
"Aw, Sil, how thoughtful. What's your favorite colour? What's your favorite childhood toy? Do you miss home? Do you spit or swallow?"
"WHAT."
"Can you answer?"
"NO… I hate you, bug off."
*More market*
"So that's when I told Am that I hate her."
"That's not very nice." Lidelle replied.
"You know how I am. Ugh, look at the ugly red thing at the toy stand."
"You like it? Miss Sil?"
Hhhhhm. 'Not sure if ugly, or cute. Those arms are funny though...'
*Even more market*
"Hiya, Sil! What have you bought so far? Is Primp nice so far? Who's your bestie? Do you have a crush?"
"I hate you, Am. Get lost before you'll regret it."
"But!"
"GO!"
"Four more questions?"
"Four more… Be careful what you say. Nothing too personal."
"How do you spell Pierrot? What's your favorite type of curry? Are you hungry? Do you wear adult underwear?"
"What." Sil didn't know how to react. "Okay, Amitie I had it up to here with you. I hate you soooo much! You'd have to do so much to ever get back on my good side. I will never like you, for as long as I'll know you! I'm doing something so enjoyably simple, and then you come along and you're like "Blablablablabla." Well, Amitie, I'm sick of it. I hate you! I'll never be your friend. And just between you and me, I. Think. You. Are. DUMB!"
"D-D-Dumb?" *Chokes up* "Weeeeeeeeh!"
"Wow, she ran off. Glad I won't regret that."
*Later, Circus*
"Ugh, someone forgot to close the tent again."
"Happy Birthday, Silvana!"
"Ah, how did you all know?! I hate birthdays."
"Sorry, Sig knew."
"Oh, thanks, Sig."
"i got this ugly toy you were staring at it looked like you liked it"
"But you weren't there."
"amitie and lidelle were spying on you what you like without them this birthday wouldnt be possible amitie organized the party"
"Oh… I feel a li'l guilty now…"
"about what"
"I'll worry about it later. I'll apologize to Am, tomorrow."
*Bedroom*
"Say, looking at you, long-armed thingy. You look kinda cute. And I do need a rebound pet. I'm way overdue for that. Wanna sleep with me?"
*Monkey nod*
"Aw, so cute~ I'm calling you Arms."
*Monkey Slap*
*School with Akuma*
"Accord wants you, children, to figure out this puzzle laced map and retrieve her heirloom. It's sketchy, BUT ACCORD SAYS IT'S OKAY, KUMAKUMA!"
*On the hunt*
"Hey, Am. I don't hate you. I wanna apologize."
"Puyo Puyo!"
*Fetal position and sucked her thumb.*
*Crypt*
"Yaaaay! I found the crypt."
"Nyahahahaaa! Nyas, you did. I'm Not Popoi, the guardian of this tomb."
"Whaaah! Wh-What are y-you!? Wh-Who are you?"
"Meow, don't remember me?"
"NO!"
"Purrhaps, Raffine's ending's canon here. Let's fight in Puyo. If you win you get this Amethyst Pearl of your possible doom as a prize along with the mirror you came fur.
"What was that?"
"Just be careful and you'll be fine."
"No, about that thing, 'My possible doo-
"FIGHT ME, NYA!"
*Back in class*
"This mirror Amitie brought back is a Doppelganger mirror. It is harmless unless it's fueled by malevolent jewelry." Akuma explained.
"Oh, like this Amethyst Pearl of my possible doom?"
And now there's a Copy Amitie. Why Copy and not Doppelganger? Practical reasons.
I'm not gonna make fun of Copy Amitie. Besides her intelligence. Man, I know I wrote her as such, and part of it is because of what she is, both irrational and Amitie. But this girl's dim. Even if she slips out the truth sometimes. Denial, eh?
*Forest*
"You saved me, Sil! You're my knight in shining armor!" She hugged her saviour.
"I did, and… I guess? And you're not dumb, I did it for a good friend."
"Me?"
"Yes."
"Thank you, I do feel sorry for the copy though…"
"Don't worry about it. Her kind is irredeemable."
"Can we sleepover at your house?"
*Blush* "Uuuuuuuuuuuhhh…"
*Class*
"Okay, Akuma. Why did you send me after Copy Amitie?" Silvana demanded to know.
"Because you're an abomination. But dang it, you get results. It's a shame my actions let to your creation."
"Oh, I hate you too, Gramps, wanna be an abusive adopted family together? I don't have a normal one."
*Silvana's bedroom*
Silvana and Amitie were peacefully sleeping in the former's bed.
"Sil." *Shake* "Sil." *Shake shake*
"What is it, Am?"
"Something came to mind."
"What is it?" She replied groggily.
"I don't mind this at all, and you clearly don't too. But isn't this supposed to a be ship fic where you romance Sig, or did I misunderstand that?"
…
…
…
"Cr**. I'm coming, Sig!"
"Hey, Stanley in Gis' body?" She shyly asked the possessed Doppelganger.
"Yes, Doubleganger Arle?" He replied to the twice over Doppelganger.
"I know we're both non-canon and are from different timelines, but do you want to have a happy end 'Sil' probably will never have with me?"
"You mean… a relationship?" He adjusted his glasses.
"Yes." She said in record time. "With you and Gis. I like you both~"
They blushed.
"Alright, but I must warn you, I might accidentally call you 'Harmony' on occasion."
"Fufufu, previous girlfriend, eh?"
They locked arms and the wholesome threesome walked the most romantic spots in limbo.
~The End of Act 1~
Author's Notes:
Now you can enjoy Act 1 without too many distracting typos, incorrect grammar and unfinished sentences. Feel free to read "In the Grasp of the Doppelganger" to "Chapter Dream: In non-italics vision" again.
I'm taking my time editing the rest. Doing it at the pace I did was exhausting.
I got Mega Man 11 early (29 Oct 2018)
Next up: Silvana, From Clone to Clown Act 2 in short
