Simple and sweet, 'oneshot ' Cloud X 'Leon', they get a rude awakening and Cloud is being a lazy ass. Fun? Oh yeah. Warning! Yaoi!! Just to let you all know I sux at spelling. I do apologize for this.
Out of my bed!

By Promise

Cloud was sleeping soundly in his warm comfortable top bunk bed some time around 2 in the morning, when...

"GET UP AND MOVE!!"

Thunk! ... Thud! Could lifted himself up off the floor, shoving Leon off of him in the process. "Get off me!"

"What the – "Leon started but stopped short as the song blaring form a stereo continued.

"S AND K YEAH!..."

"It's Yuffie!" Both men yelled in unison, while scrambling to their feet.

Huffing Leon ran a hand though his tangled hair. "I'm going to kill her. This time, I mean it!" With that he headed for the door hauling as Cloud spun him around.

"Put some pants on first!" A pair of blue jeans was tossed in Leon's general direction as Cloud flopped down on the bottom bunk, not particularly motivated enough to get back up to his own bed.

Sighing, Leon pulled on the jeans and glared at the wall where Yuffie's room lay just beyond. "Aren't you getting up?"

Cloud's response to the question was to put the pillow over his head in a futile attempt to block out the music.

"I'll be back in two minutes, I want my bed back when I do."

"We'll see when you come back." A muffled voice replied.

Sighing Leon walked out the door and down the hall while Cloud waited patently for the sound of the second Heartless wars to begin...

"Leon! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BAM! Sizzzzzzzzel...... "But that new my new stereo!"

"Was your new stereo, now it's smoking computer chips."

"But-" BAM! "Eap!"

"Ever wake me up again like that, this early in the morning and more that your stereo will be smoking."

"Fine be that way!"

Leon walked back into his room with his smoking Gun Blade slung over his shoulder. "Cloud. Move. Now."

Slightly glowing blue eyes glared at him from underneath the pillow. When Leon got no sign of a response he walked over to his bed and attempted to pick the stubborn blond up.

"OW! Did you just bite me?!?!"

Snort, "Maybe."

"Ugh, fine then!" Grabbing the top bunk Leon swung himself onto his bed effectively landing on top of the younger gladiator. Getting comfetible he relaxed completely effectively squashing the younger male.

"Ouff!!!!!---Get the--- fuck---off--!!!" Cloud huffed out, trying to free himself of Leon's dead weight.

"But you're soft and squishy, I think I'll stay here." As if to prove his words, the brunet neatly folded his arms behind his head, closing his eyes.

"Leon!!--- Can't--------------- breath!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rolling his eyes Leon rolled onto his side; letting the blond roll out from beneath him. Then returned to his poison on his back before Cloud had a chance to escape. Cloud now currently pinned between the wall at his back and Leon in front of him, jabbed said obstacle in front of him in the side of the ribs.

Opening one eye Leon looked at Cloud then closed his eye again, earning another jab in the ribs. "Yes?" The hint of annoyance was not being missed.

"Are you going to let me out?" the blond questioned eyeing the elder man suspiciously.

"I thought you didn't want to get off my bed?"

"Now I do."

"Well, to bad. I'm not moving."

"Then how am I suppose too get to sleep?" Cloud hissed.

"Not my problem." The brunet smirked.

"Well can you at least move over so I can have some room? Please?" Cloud asked figuring kindness might get him at least and inch of room.

"Oh pretty words. 'Please?' you sound like a cat when you say that word, you know that?"

"Leon!!!!" Cloud growled (hissed?) getting frustrated with this situation.

"Oh fine!" With out so much as a second thought Leon snaked one arm around Cloud and pulled him on top of his chest. "Get comfortable cause I'm not moving again."

Annoyed look on his face, Cloud glared at Leon. "This was not what I had in mind, and you didn't move! You moved me!"

"I told you I wasn't moving." Once again Leon opened one eye to look at the youth on top of him. "Would you rather go back against the wall, because I can arrange that?"

Mumbling under his breath Cloud shifted himself so he was more comfortable. "You're really getting on my nerves you know that?"

"Mmmhmmm." The brunet 'agreed', slightly tightening his hold around Cloud's waist. "Now go to sleep."

Sighing Cloud did as he was told, to tired to try and figure out what the hell Leon meant by this little 'game'. Oh well he could always think about in the morning when he was actually motivated to do something about it...
DONE!!!!!!!!! Cute? I think so. Pointless? Yep, yep! Am I going to continue this? Probably not. If I do, it would most likely be 1 more chapter and someone would have to be really kind and make me a really good offer to do so. (I do accept fan art, checks, cash and kisses!) :-D