Hey all! Here we go, third chaptah for j00 all.

Sa32: oi.../pokes Ani's cheek and giggles/

grr, stop that!

Sa32: but, you change color! Hee. /does it again/

SIC HER!

/Anitelle and Akinta pounce on Sa32 and knock her out with a shovel/(borrowed from her story, Princess Of The Fire Nation)

Akinta: perfect, now to discuss our plans for world domina-/is pounced on by Anitelle/

Anitelle:ot-nay n-iay ront-fay f-oay he-tay ortal-may!

-.- You do realize that you didn't have to say all that in pig latin, and that I understand that, right?

Anitelle and Akinta: eh...uh...DISCLAIMER TIME! Ani-chan24 does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any brand name product she puts in this story!

O.o how the hell did you guys say that together like that?

Anitelle and Akinta: we roll like that. ON WITH THE FIC!


Ryou's face was as red as the room he and Yami were in as he realized all their friends were piling into the room, half of them grinning like crazy, the other half of them laughing their asses off, like his unrelated yet closely lookalike friend Bakura. Yami blushed alot lighter than Ryou, but was still embarassed. Yugi and Joey quickly sat next to Ryou, Joey headlocking him and ruffling his hair, Yugi inspecting him like a show dog. Anzu wouldn't stop giggling as she sat next to Yami, hugging him. Malik, Bakura, Tristan and Seto were on the floor laughing their heads off. Duke was being the only sensible one, leaning on the door frame and smiling cheekily in amusement. Joey got off of Ryou and stood up, offering Seto a hand up from the floor he was sitting on as he calmed down from the laughter. Yugi stopped from his inspecting to watch, hoping something would happen with the two. Well...something did. Seto took Joey's hands as the blonde pulled the millionare up a little too fast and a little too hard, causing Seto to crash into Joey, who was now in the lawyer's arms involuntarily. Bakura, Tristan and Malik, who had just stopped laughing a moment ago, started right up again, Anzu joining them as she slid off the bed in a fit of laughter. Yami flopped onto the bed, snickering and taking Ryou down with him. Yugi got up and joined Duke at the doorway, starting a light conversation about idiotic friends as they left down the hallway.

Joey quickly pulled himself out of Seto's arms, and turned away, blushing crimson. Seto blushed too as he grabbed Yami and went to the living room to get away from his crush. Joey groaned, sinking to the floor next to Anzu, who wrapped her arm around him giggling. "Poor Joey, you're so red!" Anzu choked out before falling into the giggles again. Bakura and Malik helped each other off the floor before offering a hand to Tristan, who accepted. The trio were still snickering as they pulled Ryou with them, and were trying to get out of the room before Anzu's giggles got them to laugh crazily again. They only made it to the hallway, Tristan closing the door and sliding down it while laughing loudly with Marik and Bakura. Yugi and Duke were in Duke's room, talking excitedly about a yaoi anime they both loved, FAKE. /AN: Bwahahaz, i don't own the idea to FAKE, but I do own all the novels and the OVA DVD./ Seto and Yami were in the living room, talking, but we'll get to them in time.

Joey sighed as he leaned into his closest female friend, besides his sister Serenity. Anzu calmed down as she looked at her Brookly-accented friend. "What's on your mind, Joey? Were you really that embarassed?" she asked in a soft voice. Joey nodded, blushing again. "It was utterly embarrassing. I wasn't expecting to be crashed into by Seto..." he replied, equally soft. She smiled sadly at the blonde boy, being the only friend to know about his super infatuation with Seto. She hugged him in a sisterly way, knowing how it feels to have a crush on a friend. "It'll be okay, but you need to tell him, get it out. Seto is not just gonna stop being your friend if he doesn't happen to like you. You know that." she said in a comforting way, and Joey smiled at her. "True, I don't t'ink I can keep dis crush quiet much longah anyhow...I just wanna burst out telling him whenevah I see him." Joey said, letting his accent slip out even more than usual. Anzu giggled, nodding in agreement. "Just tell him when you think i right." she said simply as she hugged him again, just as Tristan and Bakura came in, grins on their faces. Joey groaned as the two started on about them being together only to end up clutching to the doorframe in laughter.

Meanwhile, Seto was conversing with Yami on what to do about, you guessed it, Joey. "I just don't know what to do Yami, every time I see him, I feel my heart race faster and faster..." the brunette muttered as he felt his heartbeat.Yami sighed, Seto always came to him with 'Joey problems'. "I've said this once, I've said this a thoushand times! Just tell him!" Yami exclaimed, a bit irritated that Seto's love was still unrequited.Seto groaned as he leaned into the blue couch. "It's not that easy mister-get-a-boyfriend-in-less-than-three-hours!" Seto snapped back, causing Yami to stare at him strangely. "You kept check of the time?" Yami asked, weirded out by Seto, like usual. Seto nodded as he got up and stretched his long body. "I'll tell him soon, honestly. I hate keeping this a secret." Seto said softly, more to himself than Yami. Yami smiled at his taller friend as he got up too, looking for Ryou.

Seto and Yami met up with Malik, who said Ryou was in Duke's room with said boy and Yugi. The new trio stared in confusion at Tristan and Bakura, who were just cooling down from their latest laugh fest. "Don't ask. Just don't." Anzu groaned as she pulled a snickering Joey out by his ear. They all grouped up as they went down to Duke's room and opened the cream colored door. Inside, Ryou, Duke and Yugi were sitting on Duke's bed talking animatedly about a shoujo manga that most boys didn't like to read. Joey grinned as he leaned on Yugi's shoulder, making the tri-colored haired teen jump in surprise. "So, talking about dat anime 'Hana-Kimi' again?" Joey asked, knowing well about how much Yugi loved it. (AN: Don't own it) Yugi blushed in slight embarassment as he muttered something incoherent. "What was that?'' Bakura asked, confused. "I said, we were just talking about how cute Nakao and Nanba would be together..." Yugi said, louder this time. Ryou and Duke blushed lightly too, as Malik and Seto smirked at them. "Eh, Nakao'll never get him, Nanba likes women too much." Yami said simply before realizing he just admitted that he also read shoujo-ish anime. Tristan, Malik, Bakura, and Seto all burst into laughter.

Soon they were all in the living room, except for Anzu, who decided to call Mai and tell her to come over to Bakura and his friends' house, since they offered for her to come by. Anzu came back in a few minutes smiling brightly. "She'll be here in 10 minutes." she said as she plopped onto Yami's lap since Joey stole her seat. "Ack!" Yami cried out as Anzu giggled at the lightly glaring Ryou. "Blame Joey, if someone hadn't stolen my seat, I wouldn't be sitting here on Yami's lap." Anzu said simply as Yugi snuck glances at Bakura. Ryou stood up, a rare smirk on his face. "You can have my seat, Anzu." He said in his adorable British accent. Anzu smiled as she st right down between Seto and Malik happily. "Thanks Ryou, but where will you sit?" Anzu asked as she put a friendly arm around the two males she sat next to. Ryou giggled as he sat down right on Yami's lap, making the boy-made-chair blush. Yugi grinned at Ryou. "You sure know how to get comfortable, eh?" Yugi said with a naughty smirk to his brother, who looked away innocently.

"Whoever lives here sure doesn't know how to lock their door, huh?" A familiar sultry voice called out. Yugi smiled as he got up and called out, "In here Mai!" A beautiful, slightly older looking woman sauntered into the living room. She wore a short purple skirt and a white tank top, light purple eyeshadow spread on her eyes. A red-lipsticked smile slipped onto her face as she walked up to Yugi and smooshed him into her large bosom. Joey snickered, happy he wasn't on the recieving end of that for a change. Anzu shook her head in amusement and Bakura's eye twitched. Yugi soon got out of her hold only to have his seat stolen by the sly maiden. Joey grinned, offering his lap to his small but witty friend. Yugi shrugged as he made his way to Joey, and slipped into his lap comfortably, having done it before. Bakura's other eye twitched. Malik looked at Bakura warily, knowing exactly why he was twitching. Malik smiled nervously as he pulled Bakura up and out into the hallway. He dragged the white-haired man to his room, which was behind an orange door.

"Okay, 'Kura. Calm tha hell down. You look like you're about to go out there and kill someone!" Malik cried out to Bakura, who was currently beating up a fluffy orange pillow on his bed. Bakura stopped and slumped onto Malik's neon orange bed with a sigh. "Sorry Mali...I just got kinda jealous, is all..." Bakura muttered, not even realizing he basically admitted that he liked Yugi. Malik grinned devilishly as he sat next to his long-time best friend. "So you were jealous, eh?" Malik said in a sly tone, as Bakura finally noticed his fault. "Er...I never said that!" Bakura denied, turning his head away childishly. Malik rolled his eyes at Bakura. "Sure ya did! You said it just two lines up!" Malik exclaimed with a grin. /AN: BAD! NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL/ Bakura twitched as he laid flat on the bed, staring up at the burnt orange colored ceiling. "Aw, it's okay, he's cute! Just don't go killing none of his friends!" Malik said jokingly as he pushed Bakura back out of his room, learning what he wanted to know. They joined the big group again, where Mai was about to say a bit about herself.

"Perfect timing, now as I was about to say, I am Mai Kujaku. I'm 22 and I'm an movie actress, though I model on the side. And yes, they're real." Mai said a naughty grin on her face as everyone laughed at the little joke. The housemates told of their ages and jobs/ambitions to the blonde beauty. Mai smiled at them all as she sneaked a glance at her best friend in the world, Anzu, who glanced back with a sweet smile. /AN:bwahahazerz, I have turned Anzu supah nice./ "So, are any of you taken? I see that Ryou is...but the rest of you?" Mai asked, glancing at the young men in a questioning way. "Well, good luck finding someone here, most of us are gay, bi, or taken." Duke said with a slight glance to Tristan. Mai sighed before smiling again, saying softly, "I'm bisexual too." "Yeah, buy her sumtin and she'll get reeeal sexual." Joey leered as the more manly men laughed, only to get whacked upside the head by Mai. /AN: Sho sorreh, dat lil quote was from a fanfic called 'The Clothes Make The Spirit' on my fav's list. check it ouuut./

Mai growled at the men before pulling Joey to a standing position along with Yugi. "Guys, it was fun here but we gotta go! Remember, we neeed to go to the mall!" Mai pleaded. Yugi gave her the puppy eyes, wanting to stay with Bakura and his new friends. Mai was weakening when all of a sudden Seto came up with an idea. "How about we ALL go?" the brunette suggested causing Bakura and his friends to grin. Anzu and Yami gulped, afraid to find out what would happen if they all went to a mall at once. Yugi's eyes glittered happily as Mai smiled and walked gracefully to the millionare. She got on her tiptoes and gave him a kiss on the cheek, leaving a red lip mark on his face. "Great idea, my darling friend." Mai said with a smile. Ryou smiled and entwined his arm with Yami's as they all made their way to the door, about to embark on a life-changing journey...to the mall...Malik grinned as he swung open the door and yelled, "ONWARDS TO ADVENTURE! AND TACOS!"


And so I end this chapter.dont ask about the taco thing... I hope ppl review this... My latest HP fanfic hasn't gotten too many reviews,so I'm starting to worry about my other fanfics...

oh, also! I am debating on whether or not to have an eventual Mai/Anzu pairing. please vote for what you think, and no intolerance please, if you don't want the pairing, tell me so in a review. same for if ya do want it. Bai Bai Bu!