Hey all, this be the new chaptah for 'Not On The List'! w00t!

Sa32: ...w00t?

Yesh! oki, I just wanna say now, thanks to all of you who've reviewed my story/stories, I really appreciate it. Oh, and I have now updated the pairings!

Pairings/eventual/ BakuraYugi, MarikMalik, YamiRyou, and /eventual/ TristanDuke/eventual/ SetoJoey, and /eventual/ MaiAnzu! yayyyy! oh, and remember Yami sometimes calls Yugi 'hikari' as a nickname.

Anitelle/sigh/ okay, disclaimer time. My other half here doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters. She does own a Buddha statue though.

Akinta: O.o Why would they even care about her Buddha statue?

Anitelle:...iono...

Sa32/hits Anitelle and then Akinta with shovel/ that's for chapter 3!

O.O o-okay then...on with the fic before Sa32-chan hits me...

Sa32/maniacal grin/

NOOOOOO!


Everyone stared at Malik strangely as they piled out of the house. Malik just giggled strangely and shrugged his shoulders. Mai stood in front of everyone and put her hands on her hips. "Okay everyone, we need to get organized before we go. There are one, two, three...eleven of us. Yami's car can seat him and four passengers comfortably. My cute little Jaguar can fit me and three or four passengers comfortably...but that'd leave someone out." Mai muttered as she looked at the two cars. Malik grinned as he shot his hand up. "Uh...Malik?" Mai said in confusion as she pointed at him. "Me and Bakura can go in Bakura's car! And then we can pick up Marik too!" Malik exclaimed, hyper and happy as he thought of his 'partner', Marik. Mai smiled as she nodded her head. "That'll work, but now we need to choose who goes in which car..." Mai said in her silky voice as she looked over the group. Yami stepped up. "I'll take hikari, Seto, Joey, and Ryou." He suggested, and Mai smirked in agreement. "Okay, that's fine, Anzu, Duke, and Tristan, come with me." She said smoothly as she sauntered over to her silver Jaguar. Yami and his group seated themselves as Mai's group did too. Bakura and Malik were already out of their sight, and had said they'd all meet in the food court of the mall. Mai sped off with Yami on her tail, as they headed towards the mall.

While their friends went on the way to the mall, Bakura made his way to an apartment complex, where Malik hopped out and ran into, telling Bakura to keep the car running. Bakura did so, humming to the radio, which was blaring 'Numb' by Linkin Park. A few minutes later Malik came out of the building with someone in tow. He had spiky blonde hair and a tan complexion. He slipped into the backseat of Bakura's green Pontiac convertible and gave Bakura a high-five. Malik jumped into the front and smiled at the other tanned blonde. Once they were all in, Bakura zoomed to the mall to meet up with their new friends, as Malik excitedly told the other passenger of all their new friends.

Mai and Yami got to the mall soon, and the large group headed up to the food court, where they had to hold down Joey so he wouldn't eat. "Guuuuys! We're here!" They heard a familiar voice cry out. They all turned to see Malik, Bakura, and someone most of them didn't know. "Guys, this is Marik, my dance partner and..." Malik introduced the other boy but trailed off, blushing. Marik stepped up and wrapped his arms around Malik lovingly. "And his boyfriend, nice to meet you all." Marik finished as Malik blushed as much as Ryou did earlier, not seeming so hyper for once. Yugi smiled at Marik and introduced all his friends. Marik grinned at them in a maniacal way, making Joey slink closer to Seto and Anzu grab onto Mai's arm. Mai chuckled and put a protective arm around Anzu's shoulders, smiling at her. Anzu smiled back in an embarrassed way.

The group all decided to split up as they made their ways around the mall. Mai quickly grabbed Anzu and headed off to the clothing stores. Ryou and Yami clasped each other's hand and wandered off, window shopping. Seto looked at Joey before pushing him in the direction of a sports store. Joey shrugged and went off toward it, Seto following slowly. Duke and Tristan walked off towards a toy/game store, sneaking looks at each other. Marik and Malik grinned as they grabbed Bakura and Yugi and started off to Hot Topic. /AN: duh, don't own it, but have bought from there/ Marik and Malik slipped over to the more, naughty, section, leaving Bakura and Yugi alone. Yugi spun the small stand of keychains, loking over them. Bakura stood nearby, staring at the tri-colored haired teen. "Hey, um, Yugi?" Bakura asked softly, causing Yugi to turn to him with a cute smile. "Yes?" Yugi replied, slinking over to Bakura. "Do you have a crush on any of your friends?" Bakura asked, averting his eyes from looking at Yugi's bright face. Yugi looked down with a slight blush as he replied, "Well, I did have a crush on Seto til he told me he liked Joey...and I think I just said too much..." Yugi quickly looked down, embarassed that he just blurted out a friend's secret. The white haired man grinned at Yugi. "Don't worry, I won't tell. So you don't like any of your friends? Not even that Anzu chick?" Bakura asked, hope bubbling in him. Yugi shook his head, giggling. "No no, I don't like Anzu like that. Besides, I think she might have a crush on Mai!" Yugi said, him and Bakura now laughing together.

Speaking of Anzu, she was now sitting on a chair near the dressing rooms in a clothing store./AN: a bit of...'yuri'ness here, skip this paragraph if ya want.../ Mai was humming happily inside one of the dressing rooms, trying on something. She came out a few minutes later, and made Anzu's face turn red. She wore a very revealing purple bikini. It was strapless, and barely fit her large bosom. It was beautiful, but quite revealing and a little slutty. Anzu promptly looked down into her lap to hide her blush. Mai looked herself over in a mirror before walking over to Anzu. She bent over to try to see Anzu's face. "Well? What do you think, Anzu? I need a new swimsuit, since I want to go to the beach sometime soon." Mai said softly, smiling. Anzu looked up only to have her face end up right in front of Mai's chest. "I-It's nice and all, but don't you think it's a little...revealing?" Anzu asked, looking to the side, away from the busty blonde and her bikini. Mai sighed and stood up straight, admiring herself in the mirror. "I guess you're right, but it's usually just you I go swimming with, so it'll be fine!" Mai twittered out happily as she popped back into the dressing room to take off the bikini she was about to buy. Anzu groaned and buried her blushing face into her hands.

/AN: there, yuri stuff ovah, and I don't own anything mentioned in here./ Joey was now in a different store, Sam Goody. Seto was looking through the CDs, while Joey skimmed through the anime DVDs. He stopped and picked one up, a DVD called Sukisyo. He read the back and blushed lightly, learning it was a yaoi anime. He kept it in his hand as he flipped through some more DVDs with his other hand. Seto came up behind him quietly and pulled the DVD out of his hand. Joey quickly turned around and tried to grab it back. Seto kept it away from him as he read the summary on the back. "Yaoi!" He said in surprise, eyebrows raised. Joey stopped struggling to get the DVD to look away, embarrassed. Seto rolled his eyes and walked away, DVD in hand. Joey's eyes widened before glaring at Seto's back. "Jerk, that was the only copy here!" he growled out, not really to Seto as he went back to looking through the DVDs, on the hunt for the Sukisyo DVD. Seto came back a few minutes later, a medium-sized Sam Goody's bag in his hands. He looked away as he shoved the bag into Joey's arms. The blonde looked at Seto in confusion before looking in the bag to find not only the Sukisyo vol.1 DVD, but the other two DVDs of Sukisyo in the bag as well. Joey looked at Seto with a sweet smile on his face, his eyes glittering. He couldn't stop himself as he wrapped his arms around the lawyer's neck and got on his tiptoes to give him a hug. Seto felt his cheeks heat up and his heart race as he hugged back involuntarily, a reflex from always getting hugs from his younger brother, Mokuba. /AN: had to put Mokie in, I just had to./ "Thanks, Seto..." Joey whispered in the brunette's ear as he tightened the hug. Seto hugged back just as tight, leaning down a bit so Joey could get a better grip.

While their friends were having close encounters of the 'yaoi and yuri' kind, Marik and Malik sifted through the many naughty things in Hot Topic. They soon got through it all and found nothing they wanted to buy there. The sandy-blonde Egyptians peeked on Bakura and Yugi, who were getting closer by the minute. They sneaked out of the store and headed over to Spencers, which has even more hentai-ish stuff than Hot Topic. They grinned and giggled their way through the perverted items, a couple in their hands. They paid for their things and headed out to hook up with their friends, as Bakura and Yugi walked out of the store, each holding a Hot Topic bag. "Hey guys, what did ya get?" Yugi asked them, smiling cutely. "Um, Yugi, I don't think you want to know..." Bakura muttered as the two Egyptians began snickering. They all walked around til they found Seto and Joey outside of a Foot Locker. "Hey Joey, Seto, what'd ya buy?" Bakura asked casually. "Not much, just a few DVDs, and some manga..." Joey said, looking away in a slightly embarrassed way. The group shrugged it off as they all left to find Anzu, Mai, Yami, Ryou, Tristan and Duke.

Yami and Ryou had stopped in at a store that sold basically anything strange and/or unusual. Ryou giggled as he made his way around the store, stopping to check out a neon sign or a weird poster. Yami came up and wrapped his arms around him lovingly, causing Ryou to blush. "Yami...do you think we started this relationship too soon?" Ryou asked, uncertainty in his voice. Yami's grip tightened slightly. "No, I think we're at a good pace and I enjoy being with you, but if you feel pressured or anything..." Yami trailed off in his sentence, letting go of Ryou. The British teen turned around quickly, grabbing onto Yami like his life depended on it. "No, no! Not at all, I just wanted to be sure I wasn't making you rush our relationship! I feel no pressure with you, bloody hell, you make me feel quite serene, and happy." Ryou blurted out, his accent a little heavier. Yami smiled and slipped his arms around Ryou, pulling him into a kiss. The kiss turned into quite a few more kisses until it was stopped by a few catcalls and whistles. The two turned to see their friends grinning at them, Marik's eyes wide. He hadn't learned about Yami and Ryou, Malik accidently left that part out in his description of the new friends. Ryou blushed as he and Yami joined their friends and they were all off to find Anzu and Mai.

The group luckily didn't have to go far as Anzu and Mai came out of a nearby clothing store, hands full with bags and Anzu's face a light pink. They quickly shoved the bags off to Joey and Seto, who groaned in annoyance. The girls giggled evilly and they all went to find Duke and Tristan. Duke and Tristan were still in the same game store from earlier, looking through the different board games and such. Duke reached out for a game as Tristan did the same, causing Tristan's hand to land ontop of Duke's. They both quickly pulled away before Tristan muttered something softly. "What was that?" Duke asked, hands on his hips in a womanly fashion. Tristan couldn't help it as he started snickering. Duke glared at him before getting set off from the brunette's laughter and joined him in raucous hysterics. The big group came by just as the store owner pushed them out. Duke was leaning on Tristan giggling, and Tristan just had his head back, his laughter ringing in everyone's ears. "What the hell is so funny?" Mai asked, pulling off the position Duke was in earlier, and causing the two's laughter to grow even louder. Mai looked at the rest of the group in confusion, who all shrugged at the same time.

"Come on guys, let's get some food!" Joey whined, as Duke and Tristan finally cooled down. The rest of the group murmered in agreement as they all headed towards the unsuspecting food court. The group ran into the food court and split up, everyone going to their favorite food place. ' Oh god, I just cleaned this whole thing, for HIM to come here!' a janitor thought angrily as he notice Joey on line at a Wendy's. 'I wonder how bad his friend's will be...' the same janitor thought, not knowing what would happen to his clean food court once they were through.


there. end of the chapter! I will update on this soon, and will leave it here, before the food time. .. Again, I own nothing mentioned here, oki? now then, REVIEW!