Ultimate Coordinator meets the Ultimate Pervert?
By
Animeboy-12
Well, it seems the prologue is a little off but I promise to explain it to you all later and this is just my third fic. Besides, I actually made the all of my fics on the spot and upload it right away. Anyways without further introductions here is chapter one.
Chapter one: My great-grandpa is a pervert?
Kira is still knocked out when the vidcom ringed. Lacus got out of the shower and answered. "Colonel Fllaga, hello, how are you this morning?" "Well, first, I'm resigned from the military and trying to look for work and second is Kira there, I need to speak to him." Mwu said on the other line. "I think you better call back later, He's pretty much knocked out."
"Hi Mwu, how are you? " Kira waked up, his in a mess and he has a splitting headache and a bruised left cheek. "Damn boy, what happened to you?" he asked. "What else, I got the 'Pink Punch'." "What is that?" "It's nothing, so what's up?" "Well I got news for you, better go back to Orb for full details, oh did I tell you I work for your sister now in the desk." Kira got that worried look again. "Is something happen with the peace process?" he asked. "No, apparently there is a new group that is threatening not only the Earth Alliance but also the Plants." Lacus turned on the TV immediately and saw nothing happen. "But there is no report of a new group on TV." "Because both leaders decide to keep this a secret so that there is no panic, besides this is a joint Orb-Earth Alliance-ZAFT operation and they need you and Athrun to join in." Mwu explained.
"Alright I'll be going now to Orb first thing now." "Thanks Kira, I'll be waiting." By that Mwu ended the call. Lacus now has a worried expression on her face and afraid of what might happen again. "Kira, this can't be happening, the war is over. We finally have our peace. What else, do they want? " I don't know Lacus, but I intend to stop it." Then Kira hugged Lacus in a tight embrace, but his left hand some how traveled down towards Lacus' butt. SMACK, POW, CRASH it came from Lacus, activating her seed again. "I'm sorry, Kira! It was an accident, I don't know what happen." "T…t…that's…o…o…key…" he replied.
After they prepared everything and saying goodbye to everyone, Kira and Lacus rushed towards the spaceport and by coincidence, the met Dearka and Milly. "Milly, Dearka, what brings you here?" asked Lacus "Well we got a call from Mwu and said to come to Orb, Dearka sure is excited." "Why is that?" "Because I'll be seeing Milly's parents again." said Dearka while dancing. "What happen to him?" asked Kira. "Well, he's acting weird and his appetite is growing, God I hope he pays our food bills." Suddenly out of nowhere, Mwu pops out and surprises the teens. "HELLO!" "WAHHH…! " "Well it seems all of you are present, let's get going then." "Where Mwu?" asked Kira. "To the Archangel of course, Murrue is waiting for us and the others as well." said Mwu.
With that, the group went to the restricted area of the port where the two ships, the Eternal and the Archangel are docked and ready to launch. "But first we're going to have a meeting with everyone including Shinn and the Hawke sisters." Mwu told the kids before they could enter.
Kira then opened the door to reveal Athrun, Cagalli, Shinn, Lunamaria and Meyrin and lastly Yzak, it was like a reunion and of course Murrue and Andy, but one thing happened, as soon as Kira walked inside, he tripped and his face landed at Murrue's breast. Mwu's eyes grew big so thus Andy and everyone's shocked especially Lacus but Murrue just blushed, too shocked to realize. "KIRA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER PINK PUNCH" with that the pink princess went again to seed mode and punched Kira who is flying to the other side of the room. And the other laughed hysterically Athrun clutching his stomach, Cagalli's eyes have tears from laughing, Shinn and Dearka droped on the floor, the rest of the girls (Luna, Meyrin and Mirallia) snickered. "Well now, that is one example of the 'inferior gene' that is showing." Told one person who had just walked in. "My name is Dr. Augustus Augustine and I'm in charge of the project 'Background' where we trace your genes to your ancestors, anyone a coordinator or a natural can be traced to his background." said Dr. Augustine. "It's a pleasure to meet you, and I'm sorry for the display…" "No please Ms. Clyne, what I saw is a very good example of my theory that is already proven. If you please, I would like all of you to follow me to the next room of your results." By the time Kira woke up, almost eveyone left. "What happen?" "Lacus knocked you out and you have a pretty big bruise on your eye." explained Athrun "That's the third time that happen to me. I don't know what is happened to me, I feel like I'm getting very clumsy, especially at Lacus." "Well this guy will explain everything that is happened to you." "Thanks Athrun." By then they already reached the next room. "Ah Mr. Kira Yamato, the one person I very much expected, my name is Dr. Augustine and I'm here to give you the results from your blood test." said Dr. Augustine. Kira then read the paper and was shocked to found out the results. "You can't be serious about this?" asked Kira "Sorry, that is the result of ancestral test. And I'm pretty interested on you and your sister on why." Yzak smiled at the results of his test but Shinn is confused. "Hey doc, you can't be joking…are you?" "Sorry Mr. Asuka, unfortunately this is the result, I'm not pretty sure you're not like that." Luna just laughed. "Shinn just fainted and I thought he died and just yesterday, he bought a turtle, not just any turtle but a flying turtle." "You must be joking…where is you turtle Asuka" asked a nervous Yzak "He's here with me" "myu" the turtle poped out from Shinn's bag and is flying around. "AHHH….TURTLE…TURTLE…GET THAT MONSTER AWAY FROM MEE…!" shouted Yzak. "What, it's just a turtle." "Just get it away from me!" "Okay, here tama-chan." The turtle then landed in Shinn's head. "Aww…it soo cute Shinn, can I borrow him?" begged Lacus "Me too Shinn…" asked Mir. "Wow, I never thought my turtle is a babe magnet." grinned Shinn.
But the biggest shock is from Dearka when he read the results. "I think we found ourselves a surviving member of a royal family" explained Dr. Augustine. "Why is that doctor?" asked Murrue. "Representative Attha, what is the old name of your country?" the other are very interested in what Dr. Augustine has to say. "I think it was called the Kingdom of Molmol, why do you ask?" "Because Mr. Elsman here is the surviving decendant of the royal family of today's Orb." "WHAT!" screamed all and the shocked caused Cagalli and Yzak to faint, Athrun to sit, Dearka to dance around and the rest just stand. "Well ladies and gentlemen, I think we need to go now, everything is prepared and we don't have much time left, as we speak the enemy is already on the move and Neo Cosmos is now taking over and it will be too late to stop now." said Dr. Augustine. By then every one is in both ships and launched towards their destination.
End Chapter 1
Haaa…it done finally…well to tell the truth…I just made this on the spot and it took me a long time to make this because I have a case of writer's block and I'm very busy right now at home. Sorry if this doesn't amuse you but I'm trying my best…so till the next chapter and comments, praises, reviews and suggestion are welcome. No harsh comments please…
