Why Mary Sues Smell Like Cheese

By Mac

For people who've read my creator's story, The NMS Rebellion, and are wondering, 'Why, oh WHY, on Earth do Mary Sues smell like cheese?', there is a reason. It is simply this: because Emilie said so. For those who aren't privy, Emilie is the real name of Newsgirl Poet. She says, though, that I have to give you the reason she made up to go along with this interesting, vaguely odd, tidbit of information. The bit about Mary Sues smelling like cheese, not her name. Although, her name is a bit odd. No more odd than naming your computer Banana or writing an army of chainsaw wielding squirrels into existence, and now, come to think of it, Emilie isn't really a strange name at all. Her way of spelling it is, but not the name itself. Okay, anyways, the reason Mary Sues smell like cheese is because thier stories are generally horrendously cheesy.I deeply apologize if that's a bit of a disappointing answer, but that's all folks. Sorry.

A/N: Ok, so there you have it. I know, another horrendously short chapter. But I wanted to update, and I'm suffering from a moderate case of writers' block. Mac is the "speaker" here, and this is supposed to be a piece that she wrote, for those that didn't catch that.