DBZ - The Pool

Vegeta - (standing next to a large, very expensive looking pool) Ah yes, sweet nectar.

Goku - Hey there buddy! Nice lookin' pool you got goin' th--

Vegeta - No, no, no, no, no-- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- no, no, no. Get lost, you're not going in it.

Goku - And why not? Give me one good reason.

Vegeta - BECAUSE YOU CLOGGED THE LAST ONE INTO SUBMISSION WITH YOUR EXCESSIVE BODY HAIR AND EXCREMENT!

Goku - (chuckles) Oh yeah, that. Heh. No worries Vegeta, because I bought a swimming suit so that this time that wouldn't happen!

Vegeta - A swimming suit?

Goku - Yeah, I'm wearing it under these cloths right now-- Here, let me show it to you.

Vegeta - No, that's quite alri--

Goku - Here! (yanks his clothing off revealing a skin-tight bikini wrapped around his body)

Vegeta - OH-- OH SWEET JESUS!

Goku - Yeah, isn't it nice!

Vegeta - Agh-hagh-hagh! (dumps a bottle of bleach into his eyes) Ah, the sweet cleansing scold of bleach.

Goku - I knew you'd like it Vegie-boy! (fondles Vegeta)

Vegeta - ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GONE! (kicks Goku in the ass, sending him flying back to his own yard)
-(moments later)-

Vegeta - Ah, time for a nice relaxing dunk in my brand new swimming poo-- HUH!

Goku - (floating in the pool and having a margarita) Hey Vegeta! Come on in, the waters fine!

Vegeta - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (goes Super Saiyan 2 and blasts Goku sky high) Alright, that's the last time that happens! (takes a bottle of chlorine out and dumps it in the pool) This ought to take care of that nasty problem.

-(moments later)-

Vegeta - (reading a newspaper)

(several loud splashes are heard)

Vegeta - Five, four, three, two, one--

(silence)

Vegeta - Eh? Uh, five, four, three, two, one!

(silence)

Vegeta - What the-- Auugghh! (gets up and goes outside) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON--

(Goku, Chichi, Gohan, Krillin, Yamcha, and Tien are all in the pool wearing protective goggles)

Vegeta - WHAT THE--

Goku - Hey there Vegeta! Heads up! (splashes some water at him)

Vegeta - (gets the chlorinated water in his eyes) AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-(not too long later)-

Vegeta - (finishes putting a huge, extremely complicated trap on the pool) There! Now this is sure to repel those bloody pests! (goes inside)

-(twenty minutes later)-

Vegeta - (gets into bed and prepares to go to sleep)

(silence)
(a huge crash is heard outside)

Vegeta - Ah-hah! Got him! (runs outside) HOW DO LIKE THEM APPLES KAKARO--ho--ho--ho--ho...

(a bunch of pissed off, ravenous racoons are stuck in the trap)

Vegeta - Oh, SHI-- (gets mauled to death)

-(the next day)-

Vegeta - (in a full body cast and with a cane) (places explosives all around the pool) Alright, the next time I hear that fat bastard closing in, I'll just use this small and handy remote to blow him up! (laughs maniacally) Oh! Happy Days is on!
(runs inside)

-(inside)-

Vegeta - (sits down) Ah crap! You know, I forgot my cane back out at the pool! Bulma, tape this show for me while I'm out will ya?

Bulma - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Vegeta - (runs outside)

Bulma - Now then, which remote turns the VCR on again? Uh...(picks up the detonation remote) This one!

-(outside)-

Vegeta - Ah, here's my ca--

(a high pitched whirring noise is suddenly heard)

Vegeta - What the hell-- (gets blown to atoms)

Bulma - (keeps on clicking the remote) Why the hell won't this thing record!

THE ENDENHEIM!