Vegeta - (standing next to a large, very expensive looking pool) Ah yes, sweet nectar.
Goku - Hey there buddy! Nice lookin' pool you got goin' th--
Vegeta - No, no, no, no, no-- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- no, no, no. Get lost, you're not going in it.
Goku - And why not? Give me one good reason.
Vegeta - BECAUSE YOU CLOGGED THE LAST ONE INTO SUBMISSION WITH YOUR EXCESSIVE BODY HAIR AND EXCREMENT!
Goku - (chuckles) Oh yeah, that. Heh. No worries Vegeta, because I bought a swimming suit so that this time that wouldn't happen!
Vegeta - A swimming suit?
Goku - Yeah, I'm wearing it under these cloths right now-- Here, let me show it to you.
Vegeta - No, that's quite alri--
Goku - Here! (yanks his clothing off revealing a skin-tight bikini wrapped around his body)
Vegeta - OH-- OH SWEET JESUS!
Goku - Yeah, isn't it nice!
Vegeta - Agh-hagh-hagh! (dumps a bottle of bleach into his eyes) Ah, the sweet cleansing scold of bleach.
Goku - I knew you'd like it Vegie-boy! (fondles Vegeta)
Vegeta - ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GONE! (kicks Goku in the ass, sending him flying back to his own yard)
-(moments later)-
Vegeta - Ah, time for a nice relaxing dunk in my brand new swimming poo-- HUH!
Goku - (floating in the pool and having a margarita) Hey Vegeta! Come on in, the waters fine!
Vegeta - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (goes Super Saiyan 2 and blasts Goku sky high) Alright, that's the last time that happens! (takes a bottle of chlorine out and dumps it in the pool) This ought to take care of that nasty problem.
-(moments later)-
Vegeta - (reading a newspaper)
(several loud splashes are heard)
Vegeta - Five, four, three, two, one--
(silence)
Vegeta - Eh? Uh, five, four, three, two, one!
(silence)
Vegeta - What the-- Auugghh! (gets up and goes outside) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON--
(Goku, Chichi, Gohan, Krillin, Yamcha, and Tien are all in the pool wearing protective goggles)
Vegeta - WHAT THE--
Goku - Hey there Vegeta! Heads up! (splashes some water at him)
Vegeta - (gets the chlorinated water in his eyes) AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-(not too long later)-
Vegeta - (finishes putting a huge, extremely complicated trap on the pool) There! Now this is sure to repel those bloody pests! (goes inside)
-(twenty minutes later)-
Vegeta - (gets into bed and prepares to go to sleep)
(silence)
(a huge crash is heard outside)
Vegeta - Ah-hah! Got him! (runs outside) HOW DO LIKE THEM APPLES KAKARO--ho--ho--ho--ho...
(a bunch of pissed off, ravenous racoons are stuck in the trap)
Vegeta - Oh, SHI-- (gets mauled to death)
-(the next day)-
Vegeta - (in a full body cast and with a cane) (places explosives all around the pool) Alright, the next time I hear that fat bastard closing in, I'll just use this small and handy remote to blow him up! (laughs maniacally) Oh! Happy Days is on!
(runs inside)
-(inside)-
Vegeta - (sits down) Ah crap! You know, I forgot my cane back out at the pool! Bulma, tape this show for me while I'm out will ya?
Bulma - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Vegeta - (runs outside)
Bulma - Now then, which remote turns the VCR on again? Uh...(picks up the detonation remote) This one!
-(outside)-
Vegeta - Ah, here's my ca--
(a high pitched whirring noise is suddenly heard)
Vegeta - What the hell-- (gets blown to atoms)
Bulma - (keeps on clicking the remote) Why the hell won't this thing record!
THE ENDENHEIM!
