Goku - Hello, my name is Goku! And I'm here to talk to you about safe sex! When having sex,
always be sure to use a condom 'after' you are finished having sex! Never have anal
sex with anyone cause it's just YUCKY! The same thing with oral sex! When using
a condom, place it over your baloney and you're set! Do not have sex with anyone who
has STD's; take it from me, a man who married a woman with a sexualy transmitted
disease! Christ, she gave me Gonorhhea on my first date! Here, do you wanna see it!
Director - Uh, Goku, just keep your pants on!
Goku - Okay! Uh, what was I talking about again! Oh yeah, Baloney! Yep, the single most greatest sandwich meat on the planet ear--
Director - Goku! You're talking about safe sex, and sexually transmitted diseases!
Goku - Oh yeah! Uh, there are many methods of safe sex! Including: condoms, the diaphragm,
spermicide jelly, withdrawal-- huh! Wait a second! Spermicide jelly is used during
sex!
Director - Yeah, why!
Goku - Uh...(laughs nervously) I thought that it was a type of food! I found some in my wifes cupboard and ate five tubs of it! I thought that it tasted kind of strange for jelly!
Director - (trying not to vomit) Okay Goku, that's good enough. Here's your check for $4,000. This commercial will air sometime later.
Goku - Thanks a lot! By the way; what's a vagina! Some kind of baloney!
Director - .
(back at Goku's house)
Goku - (walks in the door) Chichi, I'm home!
Chichi - (sitting) Goku! Where have you been; I've been worried sick, it's already night time!
Goku - I was out doing a commercial for 'safe sex'!
Chichi - (confused) Okay...anyways, dinner is on the--
Goku - (already eating)
Chichi - --table...
Goku - (finished eating) Turn the TV on Chichi! My commercial will be on soon!
Chichi - Okay. (turns the TV on)
Commercial Guy - ...so buy the brand new assmaster! It'll work your ass into shape!
Chichi - ...
Man - And now, an announcement from Mothers Against Sexually Transmitted Diseases (MASTD)
Goku (on TV) - My name is Goku-- married a woman with sexually transmitted diseases-- she gave me gonorhhea on my first date-- Christ!
Man - And that was the message. So in conclusion, always practice safe sex!
Goku - Wow! They really made that commercial look good--
Chichi - (smashes Goku through the house into a car) YOU'RE A GAMNED FING IDIOT!
Goku - Baloney!
THE END
(ALWAYS HAVE SAFE SEX!)
