DBZ - Goku's Words of Wisdom

Goku - Hello, my name is Goku! And I'm here to talk to you about safe sex! When having sex,
always be sure to use a condom 'after' you are finished having sex! Never have anal sex with anyone cause it's just YUCKY! The same thing with oral sex! When using a condom, place it over your baloney and you're set! Do not have sex with anyone who has STD's; take it from me, a man who married a woman with a sexualy transmitted disease! Christ, she gave me Gonorhhea on my first date! Here, do you wanna see it!

Director - Uh, Goku, just keep your pants on!

Goku - Okay! Uh, what was I talking about again! Oh yeah, Baloney! Yep, the single most greatest sandwich meat on the planet ear--

Director - Goku! You're talking about safe sex, and sexually transmitted diseases!

Goku - Oh yeah! Uh, there are many methods of safe sex! Including: condoms, the diaphragm,
spermicide jelly, withdrawal-- huh! Wait a second! Spermicide jelly is used during sex!

Director - Yeah, why!

Goku - Uh...(laughs nervously) I thought that it was a type of food! I found some in my wifes cupboard and ate five tubs of it! I thought that it tasted kind of strange for jelly!

Director - (trying not to vomit) Okay Goku, that's good enough. Here's your check for $4,000. This commercial will air sometime later.

Goku - Thanks a lot! By the way; what's a vagina! Some kind of baloney!

Director - .

(back at Goku's house)

Goku - (walks in the door) Chichi, I'm home!

Chichi - (sitting) Goku! Where have you been; I've been worried sick, it's already night time!

Goku - I was out doing a commercial for 'safe sex'!

Chichi - (confused) Okay...anyways, dinner is on the--

Goku - (already eating)

Chichi - --table...

Goku - (finished eating) Turn the TV on Chichi! My commercial will be on soon!

Chichi - Okay. (turns the TV on)

Commercial Guy - ...so buy the brand new assmaster! It'll work your ass into shape!

Chichi - ...

Man - And now, an announcement from Mothers Against Sexually Transmitted Diseases (MASTD)

Goku (on TV) - My name is Goku-- married a woman with sexually transmitted diseases-- she gave me gonorhhea on my first date-- Christ!

Man - And that was the message. So in conclusion, always practice safe sex!

Goku - Wow! They really made that commercial look good--

Chichi - (smashes Goku through the house into a car) YOU'RE A GAMNED FING IDIOT!

Goku - Baloney!

THE END

(ALWAYS HAVE SAFE SEX!)