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Their worst nightmare
Ike Broslofski was sitting, playing one of his games on his dad's computer when he heard the front door open. "Hi Mum, Dad. Did the hardware store give you the right colour paint this time?" he asked, not taking his eyes off the computer screen to see who it actually was.
"Right Colour?" Kyle asked as he walked in through the door
Ike nearly jumped out of his skin, quickly hit the pause button, and swung around in the chair to face his brother. "Kyle!" he sounded surprised.
"No, It's Chef" Kyle replied sarcastically as he took his shoes off.
Stan walked in, trying hard to control his giggling.
"Oh har har, Smart Arse" Ike replied, getting up to greet his brother. "How come you're back? Mum and Dad haven't even started painting your room yet…or not properly anyway"
"I left my wallet here yesterday. I kinda got stuck without money yesterday and we wanna go catch a movie or something."
"Yeah, and I had to bail him out" Stan chuckled inwardly. Kyle shot him a death-look.
Ike smiled "They found it when they moved all the stuff out of your room. It's all on the landing" Ike pointed upstairs "But it kinda stinks of paint up there."
"I'll go" Stan started up the stairs.
"It's big, Dark Purple and has 'Kyle' written on it in multicoloured letters"
"Gotcha" Stan said as he reached the top of the stairs and looked around at all of Kyle's belongings spread out across the landing.
"Did we get a newspaper today?" Kyle asked Ike as he walked back to the computer
"Yeah, It's on top of the TV"
Kyle grabbed the paper and sat down on the sofa, flicking through it trying to find the section where they put the week's movie listings for the local cinema.
Stan Hunted around for Kyle's wallet, looking on top of surfaces and into boxes, finding nothing. He turned around to go back downstairs and tell Kyle that he couldn't find it, and that Kyle was going to have to brave the paint fumes when he noticed something sticking out from under Kyle's dresser draws, He pulled the flat object out and flipped it over to find multicoloured lettering that spelt-out 'Kyle'. He smiled and opened it to check there was money in it and that Kyle's mum hadn't done what Kyle thought she would have. There was some in there, Stan didn't bother to see how much, just that there was some. He went back downstairs to hand it to Kyle, who he found mulling over the movie listings. "Anything interesting showing?" He asked, leaning over Kyle's shoulder.
"Hmm?" Kyle looked up at Stan, glanced at Ike who was now back to being absorbed in his computer game, He gave Stan a quick, almost daring peck on the cheek whilst his brother wasn't watching. "Well," He blushed lightly, as did Stan "There's Fantastic four, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, War of the worlds, Madagascar, Dark water and the Family movie of the week; Robots"
"Robots sounds good" Ike said with a smile on his face, not removing his eyes from the computer screen.
"Can-it Ike!" Kyle Glared at him. "What do you wanna see?" he looked over at Stan
"Robot's DOES kinda look fun" Stan smiled
Kyle rolled his eyes. He was 17, he did not want to be seen watching a kids film.
"I'm kidding, dude" Stan chuckled "War of the worlds?" he smiled.
"Slightly better choice" Kyle smiled as he folded the newspaper back up and put it back where it came from.
"Oh yeah," Ike piped-up again "you know how I said about the colour when you walked in?"
"Yeah?" Kyle asked, both he and Stan looking over at Ike who had now exited the game he was playing.
"Well, the hardware store kinda screwed up the paint colour you wanted on the colour mixer. I used dad's digital camera and took a picture of the part of the wall they painted in your room, just in case you wanted to see it." Ike pulled up a picture on the computer screen and turned it towards Kyle and Stan.
"Dude!" Stan exclaimed "It's the colour of a squirrel's puke!"
Kyle Stared at the screen. He had asked for a pastel blue-like colour. The picture Ike had taken showed the wall as a bright pink colour. "What the…? Why did they have to put this stuff on the wall before they worked out it was the wrong colour! I asked for blue and it's bright fucking PINK!" he ranted
Ike and Stan were both giggling uncontrollably, Kyle's face was a picture.
Stan managed to bring his giggles under control long enough to speak "Let's just get to the movies, before you blow a fuse dude" Stan held Kyle's wallet out in front of him "Look what I found" he smiled
"Thanks, man." Kyle walked away from the computer and into the hall to get his shoes back on again, closely followed by Stan. "Right, Ike. We're off. Catch you later."
"Later!" Ike waved from where he was sitting as they headed back out to Stan's car and got in
Stan reversed off the drive and started driving towards where the new, out-of-town cinema was. "If they paint your room that colour, I am never sleeping in there again" he smiled
"I just hope they don't" Kyle Said dully
They Stayed silent the rest of the short ride. Stan only occasionally glancing over at Kyle who was resting his chin on his hand with his eyes closed.
They pulled up behind the cinema and got out of the car, walking in the front doors and approaching the ticket booth. "I'll get the tickets, you get the snacks?" Kyle asked
"Sure" Stan replied with a smile.
Kyle pulled his wallet out of his back pocket and got some money out "Oh yeah! Don't forget I owe you some money from yesterday."
"Don't worry about it" Stan waved Kyle's words off over his shoulder as he walked towards the concessions stand.
"Two to see War Of The Worlds please." Kyle asked the booth attendant
"Do you or anyone else in your party have any recording equipment on your person or persons?" The attendant asked, sounding like it was a rehearsed line.
"No." Kyle replied.
"That'll be nineteen sixty-five, please"
Kyle put $20 on the counter and picked up the tickets as they came out of the slot.
"Please remember to switch off any mobile phones, The movie starts in 5 minutes, enjoy the movie" The attendant said with a smile, but still sounding like he was reading from a script
"Thanks. Wow, talk about perfect timing" Kyle walked away towards where Stan was standing, waiting for the person the other side of the concessions stand to bring everything he had asked for. "Here's your ticket" Kyle smiled as he held a ticket out for Stan. "What junk food did you get?"
"Thanks" Stan took the ticket out of Kyle's hand. "oh, the usual. A big bucket of sweet popcorn, a big 'mystery bag' of sweets, a Coke for you and Pepsi for me…don't say it."
"There's no difference, you know" Kyle laughed, picking up the bag of sweets the concessions person put on the counter and the drinks.
Stan grabbed the popcorn, chuckled and elbowed Kyle gently "Shut up. When is it supposed to start anyway?"
"About now" Kyle said "But they always put ten-minutes of adverts in front of the actual film anyway"
"Yeah well, let's go grab our seats"
They walked over to the Steward who takes the tickets; Kyle gripped the bag of sweets between his left fingers and the cardboard tray the drinks were in so he could hand over his ticket. They both gave their ticket to the attendant who ripped them in half and gave them back. "Screen 7 boys. Down there almost to the end of the hall, turn right, and its a few feet in front of you" she said with a smile, pointing them in the right direction
"Thanks" they replied in unison, walking down the hall and into the screen room.
"Where do you wanna sit?" Kyle asked, looking around.
The theatre wasn't much over half full. There were groups of people, couples and people there on their own dotted everywhere.
Stan quickly looked around and smirked at Kyle when he noticed 2 seats at the back corner on their own and un-occupied. "How about up there?" he suggested.
Kyle smiled. It was fairly clear that neither of them had any intention of watching the movie now. "Ok"
They made their way up to their seats and sat down, not noticing who they passed, sitting one row from the back.
Cartman always took his video camera with him when he went to see a newly released movie, that way he could record it, download it onto his computer, burn some pirate DVD's and sell them on for $5 a piece. He was sitting there, trying to be discrete as he positioned the camera, he noticed the two walk past him out of the corner of his eye, he swung around to say something to them but was cut short by what he saw them do from across the aisle
Kyle and Stan sat down and put their arms around each other. Stan gazed into Kyle's crystal-green eyes in the darkness; they seemed to glow slightly, even in the low-level of light in the cinema, and have a hypnotic spell over Stan, because he found he was drawn closer to Kyle. He wasn't being pulled in by Kyle, his body was just moving all on its own. They both closed their eyes, and wrapped their arms around each other as their lips met.
Cartman smirked evilly and swung his camera around to film the two of them 'Oh fuck yeah, this is just too perfect' he thought to himself. He was 6 feet away from them, pointing a video camera right in their faces and they didn't notice! It was talking all of Cartman's self control not to jump up and yell out at them, taunting and making fun, like he would have loved to. 'Oh no' he thought 'I'm not gonna blow it. This is too fucking sweet. Stan and his little, Faggy, Jew boyfriend' He smirked.
The movie started, but neither Stan nor Kyle noticed, as they remained locked in a kiss. Stan slipped his hand up under Kyle's shirt, running his fingers over Kyle's perfect body. He hadn't noticed last night, but Kyle was pretty well toned. Stan's hand paused and stayed there on Kyle's chest without Stan noticing. He knew Kyle did track and swimming, but he didn't realise it would build him up like it has done, but with the clothes they both chose to ware in the summer, and the ones they had to wear in the winter, you can't really tell if either of them are well-built or not. Stan was toned, but he played football, and he knew that if that didn't build you up on its own, you had to work to do that yourself, or you would get flattened.
Kyle ran his hand up the inside of Stan's leg, reminding Stan that he might want to shift his hand, or suffer feeling like an idiot. Kyle made sure not to let his hand go anywhere near Stan's crotch, he wanted to save doing that for a later time, he was perfectly happy just doing what he was doing, Kissing his new boyfriend lovingly, having Stan enjoy himself BECAUSE of him and not having another care in the world. Little did they know what was happening only a few feet from them.
Cartman caught it all on his video camera's internal memory, and that was all he needed. He laughed inwardly, and turned back to the screen.
Moments later Kyle and Stan came slowly away from each other, smiling and holding hands. Kyle rested his head on Stan's shoulder, resting his other hand on Stan's leg, neither of them having a care in the world apart from each other. They had no idea their secret from the world had just been caught on camera by the last person they wanted to find out about them.
