A REALLY WEIRD STORY

Disclaimer: A word, which by me means that I DO NOT OWN GAKUEN ALICE! Except if, someone wants to give it to me.

Author's Notes: I have received reviews which is just too kind for my WORST FIC.

For 2 who is confused: I am sorry. But there will be a BIG summary later.

For 3 who like it: I am really grateful. I will try to reach your expectations. (Long words for you)

For 1 who says it sucks: It is indeed. It SUCKS too much. Let it remain its SUCKS-ness.

Chapter 3

What Title Could I Create? I'm suck!

Alright, we meet again, and yes, time for summary.

Shiroinu has a host Alice, and he became Mikan's host. Ruka, Hotaru, Yuu and Natsume were asked to find her. Done.

A bit longer summary.

For three days after the last scene in Chapter 2, everything has gone far from normal. This only applies to five students, though.

The first is Imai Hotaru. For three days, she has sulked herself inside her laboratory, making inventions that is seem to be more bizarre than before (even more bizarre than Slippery-Snot Shooter, which is not to fire at teacher) and she kept it a secret. She also, as usual, forbids anyone to enter her laboratory (this long word began to tick me off) unless extremely necessary. Without Mikan to break that rule and make fuss all over, the laboratory is as silent as the land of the dead. (Which, as Hotaru said, "A place you will visit if you ever go in")

"And yes, that include you, Author."

Gulp. Anyway, move on to the next…

The second goes by the name of Yuu Tobita. Far from his usual job of class commanding (is it?) and Hotaru-firing-Mikan stopping, he has indeed venture into the darkness of the fifth type of Alice. He had spent his normal three days into not-so-normal activity; hunting the Kikannouryouku-kei students. He has been told by Shiroinu to make deadly illusions to each and every students he found scary enough, and see how their Alice works. So far, he has found three.

The third is Ruka Nogi. Yes, the handsome boy that carries rabbits that I hate that I mention on the previous two chapters also went on a search of Kikannouryouku-kei students. With his animal pheromone, he could easily search them. Animals can sense danger, you know. With his Alice, he has spread millions of animals he could find (and I cannot list every one of them, mostly small ones) and wait for their responds. The animals will dodge every one of Kikannouryouku-kei students, as they are as vicious as their natural predator. So far Ruka has found ten without harm, but the eleventh has some problems within. Ruka had himself cornered by him.

"Hey, I heard you have tracked us. Handsome boy, is that true?" Said him.

"My name's Ruka, not "handsome boy, and what's your name?" Asked Ruka, try to be as polite as possible.

"Too bad. This sickly sucks Author are too lazy to create another name. Well, I should have your memory gone. I should take you to Kirin. He got you hooked well."

So, that guy's name is Kirin. I could easily find him then… Right, let's get this going.

"Well, a nameless guy like you is not supposed to have a lot of power."

"Oh really? Well, I suppose I have. Watch this."

Next second felt like an eternity. Every organs in Ruka's body shake and rock violently, so violent that Ruka couldn't even stand, or think, or see, or even breathe. The oxygen began to falter drop by drop, and Ruka felt like he was on the last of his breath. Then suddenly, everything was back to normal, the not-to-shake-and-rock organs are not shaking and rocking, and Ruka has to shade his eyes before the blinding light. Then he fainted. (Hey, what's the heck? This is different than the (P)review!)

Well, no matter what you do, I don't want to create your name. Go away.

The fourth is Hyuuga Natsume, who ignored the doctor's advice (being a foolish boy he is) and spent time going out and practicing his flame Alice. In three days time, he is able to make the flame colorless, to divide the flame evenly, and to make advantages of him being able to control updrafts. In short, he is getting stronger.

The fifth is Kuroushi Shiroinu. After he has revealed his secret, he has been struck by a high fever, and since then too, has refused to speak with anyone else.

Natsume, who take a little walk before doing more practice, saw Shiroinu lying on the grass; hand on the head, breathing heavily. When Natsume get close, Shiroinu's body is glowing with energy. The energy was so vast that Shiroinu's slender body is left to the sky.

Then that transformation began. Shiroinu's short, brown hair suddenly become longer; keep its brown color. His body turned, and as the transformation includes body changes from male to female, and as this is a K+ fic, I shall not describe further. Just be glad that Natsume don't have nosebleed.

After the tremendous transformation, instead of Shiroinu lying on the grass, a female known as Sakura Mikan lying comfortably with her eyes closed, like she was in a deep sleep. This scene made Natsume opened his eyes. Big. So big that it's look like he is trying to shoot it off. (For that reason, Hotaru's Energetic Eye Ejector will do the job nicely)

Gulping down, Natsume look closer to Sakura Mikan's face.

She is asleep…It's looks so peaceful………

Without realizing what he done, his face moved closer and closer to her face (I'm starting to get bored typing names, aren't I?) until there were barely few centimeters distance between his and her nose. They were so close…When Mikan snapped her eye open and jerked her face upward. For most people, this would result in a kiss, but as Mikan forehead seems to be the most front part of the face, their foreheads collide. (If that is what you call a kiss, so be it)

"Ouch!" Said Natsume as he quickly stands up and glared back at Mikan. He didn't want her to know what he's trying to do. Such pride.

"Ah! I am really sorry! Are you okay?" Said Mikan. Her words are as pure as her eye, which is, the only thing Natsume see. (Okay, not only her eye. But this is a K+ fic! I could not put 'things'!)

After few attempts of Mikan trying to cover Natsume's bump (which makes him uncute, in my opinion) and a few burning, those two finally agree to sit down and chat, much to Natsume's dismay; he's embarrassed, of course…

"No I'm not!" Said Natsume as he glared back to me. Man, those eyes are scary.

"Why…Why…Why couldn't I remember?" Said Mikan suddenly, stripping Natsume's attention from me. Thank God.

"What happened?" Said Natsume as he trying his best to stop Mikan's shaking without touching her. Well, not not touching her, but anyway, he's trying his best.

"Who am I? Who are you? Why can't I remember one thing at all? Hey, do you know about this…?" Ask Mikan hurriedly, while managing to ask Natsume's name in the end.

"Hyuuga Natsume" Said Natsume as he kept his view on the terrified Mikan. Forcing his pride to go away, he put his hand on her shoulder and grab it, so tight that she couldn't move at all.

"Fine! I have plans to Alaska anyway! There are more prideful person there than you!" Loathed Pride, "And I hate you, Author!"

Oh great. I make a fic where three of it characters hate me. I wonder how long this fic will will continue…Anyway, back on the NxM…

"Hyuuga-san…Why couldn't I remember? What am I? Have I ever lived in the past? If yes, where are those memories? If not, then why can I stand here? I'm terrified, Hyuuga-san" Spoke Mikan as her body continue to shake.

When Natsume think stopping his body from shaking will cheer her up, he was greatly disappointed (oh long words, can thou be gone?) and began to feel guilty, as salty tears start to flow down from her black eyes. Without Pride to control him, he, without thinking of anything else, hugged Mikan, and spoke with a sound like he was about to cry.

"Hyuuga-san…?" Asked Mikan, as she confused on the embrace of Natsume's hands.

"Do not be afraid, I beg you. Do not be afraid, please. I swear, I will return your memories! I swear! So, please, wipe off that tears and cheer up like you always be, Mikan!"

"Man, he's a pervert when I'm not around. I should go back then." Said Pride as he takes a lovely condo inside Natsume's heart, with his roommate, Wrath.

Yeah, he's a pervert. I cannot write anymore of those mushy stuffs! So, with Pride back on game, Natsume pushed Mikan aside and jumped back, trying to make distance as far as possible from Mikan, while his hands closing his blushing face.

Luckily, Mikan didn't feel any harm. As she was pushed, her body glow once more, and Shiroinu back on our fic, sweating and breathing heavily, and let out a horrible fact with sound just as horrible…

"Mikan will be gone soon."

Author's Notes: All right, the third WORST and LEAST ORIGINAL fic. (What do you know? This could be my trademark!) If you could review, please do. No flames. Especially real flames. Especially no rabbit and muscular guy in skirt photo.

(P)Reviews (None of the reviewers has answered this question! Come on guys, please tell your author in need!)

Flames start to rose from four directions.

"I'm afraid this going to hurt"

"It's simple, indeed…"

"No words! Return Mikan's memories now, You ugly giraffe!"