A REALLY WEIRD STORY

Disclaimer: This is where I am supposed to say that I do not own Gakuen Alice. Any other questions regarding the matter? No? Good.

Author's Notes: You are still reading? After that warning on Chapter 4? Please think it again. After that, rethink it, and then, rethink again, do it until you came to your senses. Close this fic NOW.

Chapter 1+2+3+410

Come On Now! Stop Reading!

The title says it all! Stop reading! You are about to face the WORST and LEAST ORIGINAL fanfic in history, for God's Sake!

Oh well, you're still reading. Just be prepared for the worst.

After that last scene on chapter…Bah, you know what I have to say.

Well, this chapter is actually for those who is confused about my story so far. I am trying to make a complete summary of it. So if you desired the continuation of the story and sure that you are not confused by my stupid style of writing, skip this chapter.

Ahem. So you who has stayed here is those who is confused. Let us begin then.

Once on a time, lived a girl named Sakura Mikan, who stayed on Gakuen Alice, in search for his best friend, yada yada yada yada yada yada yada. Read the manga and watch the Anime.

Therefore, one day, on the fourteenth year of her life, he has tumbled across a big secret amongst the Kikannouryouku-kei, which is a class she most feared throughout the whole academy. On behalf of protecting the secrets, Kirin, one Very Villain-Lookalike use his memory Alice to delete all of Mikan's memories.

On that very place, a guy, whose name is Kuroushi Shiroinu, get to the scene before it was too late. Weird, though. Isn't in good dramas, fics, and such, the savior came after it was too late? Then, this fic is not a good one. Anyway, using his host Alice, he saved Mikan by 'storing' her inside his body, thus using her body proportions as his.

Got it so far? Good.

Well, using some complicated formula known as What the Author Wants, Shiroinu get into Natsume's class, bearing the plans to return her to normal. For once, this plan was beautiful. For he (Shiroinu) was not as dumb as Mikan but gain Mikan's special skills at befriending weird people (or what in Gakuen Alice is called students and teachers) and for his usual listening habit, he could accomplished the first part of his plan, to befriend everyone but Hyuuga Natsume.

Next, he moves on to the Hermit of Harshness, Hyuuga Natsume. Success in proving that he was as unfriendly as what he knows, he challenges him. Not exactly a good move.

All has turned out well. Relying on the simple meaning of 'nullifying', he could overpower Natsume. Thanks to the hosted who has nullifying Alice, he could do what she can't. He could nullify brain waves, making the target do as he wishes. The example is when he stopped Hotaru from walking away at Chapter 2, he nullify all brain waves, leaving only one, saying, 'stay still'.

With nullifying powers like that, it was simply a piece of cake for Shiroinu to defeat Natsume mentally. He would nullify Natsume's consciousness of the present and his hope on the future, leaving only his memory of the past. By nullifying good past events and all feelings except fear, it was simple to make Natsume, or actually, anyone, faint of fright. After all , who wouldn't faint after see their worst past events on their weakest state?

After beating Natsume, the rest of the plan comes just like water from the rain. Ruka comes, becoming frantic seeing Natsume fainted with a guy on his side. Bringing him to the hospital, this would undoubtedly bring the class rep, Yuu Tobita into action. It was not part of his plans, but Yuu brings Imai Hotaru along to visit Natsume.

After explaining what kind of situation has befallen on Mikan, Shiroinu made plans to capture Kirin and his friends, hopefully all of them. So far, all has been good, with Yuu, Ruka, and Hotaru agreed to do their work. That is when that's happen. Shiroinu's host Alice ejects Mikan, and at that time, Natsume comes. After all-mushy stuff about shaking shoulders and flowing tears and promise-in-a-hug, which you can read in chapter 3, Shiroinu, were left to no choice but to tell the truth about Mikan's crisis.

After hearing the fact, and after some of his own way of writing, Natsume finally face to face with the one he has been searching; Kirin.

Then they fight. Kirin's memory Alice seems to have more capabilities than what Natsume thought, as it could make fake memories about Natsume's attacks. After series of ridiculously impossible turn of events which including horrific things such as SSL for an attack name, a cool, 'breathtaking' gas, and the sudden ambush which can only happen on a bad fics, Kirin and his friends get captured. Well, after some show of using logic in this unnatural fic, they got away.

Well. That's that. A summary, or rather, a condensed version of the first four chapters.

Author's Notes: Happy? This WORST, LEAST ORIGINAL, and MOST USELESS summary are done. I put something which were not on the chapters summarized. Now, do not read further! I think of maybe discontinue this fic and make an oneshot. When it comes, could you guys review it?