Stan pulled up on their driveway, and having parked behind his parents car, he knew that this time, they were actually home this time "Crap" he thought. He was really suffering from Blue balls from his and Kyle's encounter in the showers, and he was hoping he could get Kyle to 'help out' with that. Pretty obviously, that was out of the question, until later at least. They got out of the car and went into the house. "Hey mum!" Stan called
Sharon Marsh came to the kitchen doorway "Oh, Hello boys. How was school?"
Stan looked at Kyle and smirked, Kyle Smirked back "Better than usual, actually." Stan replied
"Good. Hi Kyle" She waved at Kyle
"Hi" Kyle replied with a smile.
"Mum, Kenny's gonna be coming around in a bit just to drop off some stuff for us, is that OK?"
"Of course, Stanley. Why, I haven't seen little Kenny in months now."
"Thanks mum" Stan said as he ran up the stairs, followed by Kyle.
They shot into Stan's room and closed the door behind them, tossing their bags onto the floor on the opposite side of the room
"How long before Kenny gets here?" Kyle asked
"I dunno" Stan looked at the clock on his bedroom wall "Not long, I hope he got everything."
"I'm sure he did. Is he going to see if he can bring the computer today?"
"Yeah, I think so. But how he's going to get the DVD's and the computer out of the house without Cartman noticing that he's taking the DVD's, I do not know."
Kyle raised his eyebrows in agreement. Kenny was good at this kind of thing, he could steal your shirt whiles you were still wearing it and you wouldn't notice, but this had to be challenging, even for him
"I'll be back in a sec" Stan left the room and went downstairs
Kyle looked around and found his eyes came to rest on something on Stan's bookshelf. He had a small collection of books, but one just seemed to jump out at Kyle; The Bible.
He leafed through it. Christianity was all around him, but Kyle had never really given it a second thought. He knew Stan was a Christian, but he didn't think a copy of the bible would be something Stan kept in his room. Still, it looked almost new, Stan had probably never even looked at the first page of it.
Stan walked back into the room, shutting the door behind him. "I didn't think the Bible was something you, of all people, would pick up"
Kyle looked at him "Why not?" he asked
Stan looked blank "Well…you're Jewish" Stan approached him
"You noticed, huh?" Kyle smiled
Stan Smirked "I did the other night…and today in the shower" He put his arm around Kyle
"Stan!" Kyle shoved him playfully.
Stan chuckled as he stumbled back a little. "ok, bad joke" he said, getting back up and re-approaching Kyle
"Yeah, very bad. But, at least you've been paying attention to detail" Kyle smiled and Kissed him.
Stan giggled and returned the kiss.
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Author's notes: In this chapter, I really wanted to bring religion into it. I have no idea why. It's just...well, Kyle's Jewish and Stan is a Catholic. :) I actually got inspiration from that scene in Mission Impossible, where Ethan is sitting there trying to work out who "Max" is, he looks up and sees the bible there. That's where my flash of inspiration came from. Really though, this chapter has nothing to do with the story, it's just funny :)
