Chapter 20 I've Got Them!

"So you really don't mind me borrowing these?" Kenny Asked Cartman as he walked out of the house, a big carrier bag in one hand and the computer under his arm

"You can borrow the DVD's as long as you get the Jew to fix my computer. I don't get it, it was working fine this morning."

"It's probably just a loose connection has fell out inside it or something. I'll see what he says, but I doubt it'll be difficult to fix anyway"

"He'd better fix it" Cartman replied

Kenny faked a smile "Later." He said as he turned away and walked off

"See ya Kenny" Cartman shut the door "Poor piece of shit" Cartman said to himself

"Fat arse" Kenny mumbled to himself as he wandered down the street.

"That seemed too easy. There's no way that I managed to scoop all the copies of that disc into this bag and he just let me walk out of there." He stopped at the crossing, looked around and crossed the road. "I just hope to hell this plan works, or that they have a back-up plan if it doesn't"

He passed a few shops, including the one he worked at. Kenny paused and looked in the window at the display of electronic gadgets, gizmos, nodded at one of his co- workers, then carried on walking.

"Shit, I'm getting some funny looks" he realised as he walked down the street. What he was carrying isn't usually what you would see someone walking down the street with. He picked up the pace, all the people looking at him carrying that stuff made him uncomfortable. Not to mention what would happen if HE got caught with a computer that wasn't his and a carrier bag full of pirate DVD's. South Park had got slightly bigger over the years, so Barbrady, in one of his slightly more competent moments, had taken on more police officers, who, for a change, had more than 2 brain cells to rub together, if one of them caught him with that lot, it would be jail time for sure.

He made his way through the town, arriving at the Marshes quickly. He put the computer down, rang the doorbell and waited for an answer.

Stan's Dad answered the door. "Oh Hi Kenny. Are you after Stan and Kyle?"

"Yeah. They In?" Kenny replied with a smile

"Yeah, sure. You know where Stan's room is, right?"

"Yeah, Thanks" Kenny smiled and picked up what he was transporting as Randy shifted aside to let him in.

Kenny got up to Stan's room and found, to his delight, since his hands were full, that the door was open ajar. He nudged it open with his shoulder and stood there watching the scene that he had come across.

Stan & Kyle were kneeling on Stan's bed, their shirts tossed aside, arms tightly around each other and their lips seemingly super-glued together, there eyes closed, lost in their own world.

Kenny moved quietly, putting the stuff down on the floor and pushing the door back closed behind him.

After a few minutes Stan flicked one of his eyes open briefly and saw Kenny standing there watching. "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed, jumping back to the opposite side of the bed to Kyle and nearly falling off the end.

Kyle opened his eyes, wondering what was going on and nearly had a heart attack when he saw Kenny. He dived for his shirt and quickly pulled it over his head. "Kenny! Don't you ever knock!"

"Yeah, usually, but I take an un-locked, open door as an invite to walk in. Normally, if you are doing something dodgy behind it, you lock it first."

Stan and Kyle looked blankly at each other, Kenny had a point. They had just been going at it and not remembered to lock the door, which was ASKING to get caught.

Stan sighed, shook his head lightly and smiled "Yeah. Anyway, what did you manage to get away with?" he asked, looking at what Kenny had brought in

"Just about everything, I hope" Kenny grabbed the bag of DVD's and up-ended it onto the bed between Stan and Kyle. "he said that he'd put all of the CD's of you guys in disguised boxes, so while I was watching though them, I'd find a few. So they should all be in here, it's just a case of finding them"

"What about that?" Kyle pointed to the computer

Stan turned to Kyle "That's gonna have to be your bit. I don't know how to root through the hundreds of files on a computer to find just the one, which Cartman is no doubt going to have hidden somewhere deep inside it. You're the only one out of us that could do that"

Kenny smiled "Anyway, I've gotta get going to work. I'll see if I can grab a new hard drive today, but I am not gonna guarantee anything. It's all checked meticulously, so I dunno how I'm gonna manage it. Anyway, I'll let you two get back to what you were doing" Kenny smirked as he walked out.

"Later Kenny!" Stan and Kyle called after him

Stan leant over the Pile of DVD's on the bed and kissed Kyle's soft lips "Now, where were we?" he smiled

"We really should start looking through this lot" Kyle resisted Stan slightly, but feeling almost unable to resist the urges inside himself.

"We SHOULD do" Stan Smirked, getting up and locking the door "the question is, are we going to? Or can we think of something that we would much rather be doing?" He asked with a smirk.

That was it. There was no way Kyle was going to find the strength inside himself to push Stan off him again "Well…I guess it can wait at least a little while"

That was the answer Stan had been hoping for. He Sat on Kyle's lap with one leg either side of Kyle.

Kyle put his arms around Stan's neck and pulled Stan down into a gentle Kiss. Kyle only just noticed how soft and moist Stan's lips were, strange that he should only just notice it, but he did.

Stan slipped his tongue over Kyle's, once again enjoying the rough/smooth feeling of it. He pulled Kyle close and hugged him tightly, that was one of the things he really loved about being with Kyle that he never really got with Wendy, the closeness, the fact he could squeeze Kyle tight and Kyle wouldn't complain like Wendy did. Stan loved closeness.

Kyle squeezed Stan in return, pulling the boy as close as he could to his body. He just loved the feeling of Stan pressed close to him, he loved Stan being inside him even more, but close was enough for now. He stroked the tent in Stan's jeans, feeling Stan's body flex as he did so.

Stan Lifted Kyle's shirt up, Kyle raised his arms so Stan could remove it but he was stopped in his tracks by a voice from downstairs

"Boys! Dinner!" Sharon Called up the stairs

'CRAP!' Stan thought.

They slowly broke off their kiss, but Kyle kept his hand on Stan's crotch and rubbed up and down slightly "I'll finish you off later, but we need to check those" he motioned to the stuff Kenny had bought over.

Stan Nodded in agreement.

They both got up and left the room