I do not own Harry Potter, this is a fan fiction only.
To say Petunia was upset after hearing the news from the mouth of Harry himself it would be an understatement. She was mad enough to be practically be mad enough to actually throw a fit that had her throw a cup down at the floor and then smash the pieces with her shoes. Harry just smiled and waited for her to cool her temper.
"I do not see why you seem so upset Petunia, our family will be the single best armed and armored family the underworld has ever seen, I think only Israel is better equipped than we will be and of course they wanted to join our family through the traditional means, which means I am going to marry his eldest daughter as soon as I become of age."
Vernon was smiling as he saw her reaction to the news, the fact that the one who told the news was Harry made it all the sweeter for him. Ever since they started this family business, Petunia had refused to ever sleep with him since her transformation. He was so sick of it that he became a regular customer of the sweet shop.
Dudley had to agree after their transformation those ladies could be quite while in bed, or so his father told him. The sweet shop had the unwritten rule of having an age limit. Dudley having no other way to work off the hormones began to train hard and long. Long gone was the baby beluga whale he once looked like.
He was a fit and very muscular young boy. If he continued with his training he believed that he would have the stamina of a stallion. Harry let him continue with his day dreams. The thing that really upset him was how his now beautiful mother paid so much attention to Harry and almost none to him.
"Harry I swear you have my mother brainwashed into only thinking of you. " Harry looked at him and smiled. " Not at all Dudley, if I did I would have made it so she obeys my orders better, but no matter how many times I told her, she still will not stop with her flirting and getting angry when one of our employees pays me a complement."
Harry pointed at the broken pieces of the cup still on the floor. "I tell her our family will be better equipped and have territory in France and she does this because she finds I will one day marry the daughter of our main weapon and armor supplier."
Dudley could see that indeed Harry did not pay much attention to his mother, but that did not mean he was not envious of the attention his own mother was giving him. "On to business, Dudley I trust you have done as I asked. Give me your report on your progress."
Dudley sat straight and looked very serious. "Using the social networks and search engines I have the general location of the man in question. The only problem is that he changes locations constantly. Remus Lupin is a very hard man to get a hold off."
Harry took a sip off his tea cup. He had gotten so used to passively doing a scan on everything he ate it was almost making him indeed look paranoid. "This man is very important for our family Dudley. I need to have this man brought in safe and sound. I trust you will continue to hire bounty hunters, but I do stress this Dudley, safe and sound.. If I find these hired thugs even harmed a hair on him. I will kill them like the dogs they are. "
Remus Lupin was found in a rather dingy looking cavern, he resisted till he learned from one of the men the one who was looking forward to meet him was none other than Harry Potter. " Why didn't you say so in the first place, of course I will come to meet with him. I have a few things to talk to him about."
The men wished that indeed they had done that, they expected him to be tough to bring to their employer, they did not expect that the person they were looking for was a bloody werewolf. That made the situation almost a suicide, until one of them decided to tell this werewolf who it was that hired them. Indeed it would have made the job a lot easier if they did mention that name sooner.
As Remus walked into the house and began to smell around he found Harry sitting in his armchair and was looking at a few reports from Jean Paul. It seems the sweet shop was taking by storm in France. The nursing home had provided them with as many as volunteers as they needed and the Rings were a true incentive for repeat customers.
"So cub, I get the feeling that not everything is as it seems. Mind telling me where did you get all this wisdom and power I been hearing from in the underworld?" Harry smiled and told Remus that it was going to be a long story and might as well get comfortable.
"I know everything Voldemort did at the time of my parents murder. I know I can not trust the Ministry of Magic, they would one minute raise me to be a hero, the next to be the next Dark Lord they will blame for their greed and self idolatry. That is why I need you Lupin. I need someone who I can trust to be by my side, who better than a wolf? "
Remus was so surprised he could not help but to laugh. " Honestly Harry I don't know whether to be offended or flattered that you hold me in such high regard. You know that I will be a possible threat to those around me on the full moon. "
Harry tossed him a small box, in the box was a ring and the ring had the look of a wolf." I am an expert enchanter and potion master. I made this ring just for you. It has the effects of the wolf's bane potion and you need only wear it.. No more foul tasty junk for you Remus. I only ask you stand by my side Remus, and together we will bring the world the way it was supposed to be. "
Remus put on the ring and smiled," Through organized crime you wish to reform the world? How is that any better than Voldemort? " Harry laughed and smiled. " I will not kill innocents or take shortcuts for one thing. I intend to save the world, not just the pure bloods but everyone that I can. "
" Some will call me a Dark Lord, some even a Crime Lord but that does not matter. I expect loyalty in my family, and believe me I shall have no mercy with traitors. I will not make the mistake of trusting a rat to change it's rotten ways. "
Remus agreed with his sentiments, the fact that he could make the ring he was now wearing means that the Ministry had the knowledge to create the same thing, but instead they decided to make the expensive foul tasting potion instead, and made it impossible for his kind to buy it in the first place.
In his life of poverty he came to understand why Greyback turned as many of the children as he could. He hoped to forced the bigots in the Ministry to change their treatment of the ones he called his children. If you want to discriminate against werewolves, let see you do it to your own flesh and blood and see if you can. This was the mentality of the old werewolf.
Remus had a little get used to but once he got the feel of the land as it were he settled right in as his right hand man. This rubbed Vernon the wrong way as he always figured that once they made enough connections and money, he could have the freak put six feet under and he could claim as he felt his rightful place as head of the family.
Petunia did not like it either because thanks to having him around it made her own plans to seduce Harry so that he could get him to name her the sole heir to his money and when she had that she could kill Vernon and the freak and spend the rest of your life enjoying the company of men and shopping to her heart's content.
Dudley was ever the simpleton he only wanted to kill him for not letting eat as many sweets and restricting him how many videos games he could buy or how much time he had to play with said video games. As a true fool he did not see that he was simply out of his mind thinking Harry was still a weak target.
The family grew quite nicely under the guidance of Remus and Harry. The sweet shops and the nursing facilities were spreading like wildfire in France. It was even said that the Minister of Magic was actually a regular customer.
Jean Paul used to be heard joking that the nursing homes and sweet shop was simply environmentalism deep down. He said it followed the three R's to a letter, Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. Reduce the age of an old lady, Reuse as she becomes younger and beautiful she became useful, and Recycle the youthful appearance was renewed every year.
"Harry is an absolute genius.. Who knew we could make so much money and still do it while not forcing anyone.. A true victimless crime if I ever saw it. " Jean truly liked the way his future son in law was thinking.
Fleur on the other hand began to study hard and made every effort to be worthy of her future husband. " I have to be ready to help him.. I will not be like mother just counting on my beauty to keep my husband near me. I will be so indispensable that even should I become as wrinkled as a prune he will still want me around."
Gabrielle on the other hand smiled and told her. "With the magic that can turn a granny into a model.. I sincerely doubt that you will ever have even crow's feet on your face. You are so damn lucky Fleur, I wish I could have a future husband as useful as yours."
Fleur laughed and looked at her sister, "Who knows sister, if you work hard and are useful and beautiful yourself, I might decide to let you be his mistress if not his second wife.. All depends how much you want it.. And how much effort you put into it."
Harry in his own efforts was making his family follow something that he had every possible angle covered and leaving nothing to chance. He managed to get into Dragon Alley and found the shops would not even sell him the books he wanted, really just because he was not even in his teens they told him that he should wait a few decades and stop wasting their time.
The Goblin bank was actually very nice to welcome him and actually gave him a debit card for his account and an anybook for all those books that belonged to the families that he was heir to. So far he had Potter, Flamel and Slytherin access. Which lousy translated to that the goblins needed to be really nice to him, cause he simply was that filthy stinking rich.
He did find a few shops that did sell him the books he would like, down in the dirty grim looking alley they called Knockturn Alley, it took only a second before some stupid fool tried to kill him for his organs. "I will tell you once and only once leave me in peace and show some respect. I will end your miserable life if you don't." Harry answered as he annulled the spell cast on him like it was nothing.
"Look punk, don't care who you are. I just know that young organs sell for a lot of mine. I planned to give you a quick death but since you don't take me seriously.. Now I am going to make you suffer. " The malnourished witch looked like she was about a thousand years old.
As she began to cast her spell, Harry sent a wandless cutter at her own wand and it was cut into pieces before she could react. He stepped closer to her and smiled a rather sinister smile. "You just signed your death warrant. You do not attempt to harm the heir of Salazar Slytherin and get to live. DO YOU HAVE ANY THING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY? CAUSE YOUR LIFE IS OVER."
The witch tried to run but as he tired to get away Harry sent a fire spell that burned her to ash.
"I trust you idiots will show some respect or I will be more than happy to show you how angry I can be.. " The people knew he was not kidding. They decided not to mess with the kid, if what he said is true he had no pity for those that wish to get in his way."
The book store owner smiled at him and gave him a big discount for his judicious use of terror. The old witch actually had been a problem for him since she always tried to steal books from him. "I have a need for books, and sometimes I can't waste time to come and browse, do you have any kind of a catalogue?"
The old man nodded and indeed he did have a catalogue and a password protected website too. " I know that it can be considered unorthodox but I always believed in moving forward with the times. " Harry bought some rather interesting books on several books that had been classified as dark magic.
Harry made it home and was welcomed by Remus. "Had a pleasant day Harry?" Harry looked at him and smiled as he placed his new books on his bookshelf. "Other than dealing with a very malnourished Dolores Umbridge, yes I did have a very nice day. Wasn't she the unofficial mistress of Cornelius Fudge? I heard that they were looking for a new undersecretary."
Remus smiled as he imagined Harry ending the life of the wretched witch. "As a matter of fact it was her attempt to get Fudge to get a divorce and force him to marry her that caused her fall from his good graces so to speak. Werewolves, Giants and Goblins everywhere will celebrate the day she died."
