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The Cops
"This Had better work, Kenny." Stan sighed as they approached the police station.
"Don't worry it will" Kenny replied with a smirk on his face
They were walking down south parks high-street towards the police station, the sun blazing on the back of their necks. It was the hottest day for Colorado this year so far. They all have a plastic carrier bag full of Cartman's pirate DVD's in their hands and they all had the story planned out and collaborated, not that it wasn't the truth, they just all wanted to make sure they were telling the same truth, should the police want to take separate statements off them.
They had all planned to tell the police that Cartman had approached them all over the phone about selling something for him, but he didn't want to tell them what over the phone, they all had to go to his house. They would then say that once they arrived there, Cartman told them the full story. After that they would tell the police that they had each been blackmailed into doing it, which was why they had come forward. Kenny was going to say that Cartman was threatening to tell Butters that Kenny was two-timing him and that he loved the other guy, Pip, much more. Stan was going to tell them that Cartman had been threatening to tell the coach about the fact he's going out with Kyle, which would surely get both of them kicked off the sports teams, and Kyle was going to tell the police the same as that, but throw in the fact that he's Jewish, and Cartman had threatened to tell the rabbi and Kyle's parents.
The plan was sure to work. It was like a good soap, it had everything. Blackmail, forbidden love, drama, a nymphomaniac, and of course, someone who is blackmailing the rest of the cast.
They approached the police station, and walked through the automatic doors up to the front desk officer. "Hello there, boys!"
"Hi." Stan replied bluntly "We've got proof that someone is breaking the law and making like, hundreds of dollars in the process"
"Yeah, making illegal copies of films by taking a video camera into the back of the cinema" Kyle added.
The front desk officer was slightly taken aback, and didn't quite know how to react "Well…erm…have you got any proof?" he asked, slightly suspiciously.
"Duh!" Stan replied rudely, dumping his carrier bag full of DVD's onto the counter. He wasn't in the mood to be called a liar by someone he thought was a 'wannabe cop' "Of course we have proof! We have three carrier bags full of proof of what he's doing, the only thing we don't have any PHYSICAL proof of, is how he was trying to blackmail us into selling them for him"
The front desk officer remained stumped. Riiight. I'm just gonna call one of me senior officers down" he said, picking up the phone next to him and dialling a few numbers.
"Jesus Christ, this guy is dumber than Barbrady" Stan groaned, folding his arms on the desk and resting his forehead on them.
"Yeah, hi Sarge. I've got three lads here in front of me, they say they evidence someone is making pirate DVD's and blackmailing them into selling them. Yeah, I think some of the evidence is in their hands. Yeah. Ok then, I'll let them know." He said and put the phone down. "Ok guys, there'll be an officer up here in a minute to have a talk with you. You can wait over there" he said, pointing to an area of the room where there were a few benches.
The boys walked over to them and sat down, placing the bags between their legs. Kyle spoke up "I realised something last night"
"That you kiss boys?" Kenny replied with a smirk
Kyle chuckled "Yeah, that too, but there was something else."
"What?" Stan enquired.
"Well, I wasn't completely sure whether I was right about blackmail only being illegal in certain circumstances, so I looked in one of my dad's books to find out."
"What did you find?" Kenny asked
"I found that I was right, but those circumstances apply to us. We need to Point out that he is blackmailing us for illegal monetary gain" Kyle grinned.
"For what?" Kenny and Stan asked in unison.
"Wanna translate that into English?" Kenny asked
Kyle sighed "Meaning he's blackmailing us into breaking the law so he can get money."
"And that's illegal?" Stan asked
"Yes, Stan" Kyle rolled his eyes and smiled
"Well then" a big grin crossed Kenny's face "it would appear our fat, not-so-little friend has a problem, wouldn't it?"
all three of them sat there for a few minutes smirking as they thought of how deep in the shit Cartman would be by the end of the day. Eventually another policeman came through the door next to the front desk, and spoke to the front desk officer who pointed to them.
"Boys! Would you like to follow me for a minute please?"
The boys looked at each other, smiled, picked up the bags and followed the police officer back through the door.
