"AAAAAAAHHHHH!' screamed Harry. "My ass!"
It had started to swell up to the size of a pumpkin, no a watermelon!
Aaaahhhhhh, help me"
I think it looks fantastic' said Ron, "I like pumpkin shaped asses! They are so juicy". "Eww Ron stop acting gay and help me up to the Hospital wing Madam Humpalot will be able to help me" ( Madam Prompfry left in Harry's six year because of personal problems)
As the two walked up the stairs they saw Hermione currently in the middle of giving one of her more passionate kisses to Neville Longbottom (Neville went through puberty, finally, and turned into quite a ladies man)
"Fuck I wish Neville kissed me like that, God Hermione you have to steal all the good ones, I told you I had feelings for Neville and you just have to steal him, you SLUT, as Ron said this he stormed off drenched in tears, he had one look at Neville and said
'I love you, but it seems you love somebody else, a girl (eeeeww) you FREAK'
2 hours later Harry finally wobbled out of the hospital wing with a normal sized butt!
O my god thought Harry I cant believe I had to pull down my pants in front of the school nurse and that I had wait while she got a second opinion from Dumbledore!
Bang! Peeves suddenly appeared in front of Harry "potty got big bum, potty got big bum. Great Harry thought just what I need but before peeves could get properly started the bloody baron appeared around the corner and peeves spend of as fast as he could.
Later on that day, Ron and Harry went to the common room, and then there was Neville and Hermione, 'OMG! Get a room yous two" Harry said the smirk clearly visible on his face everyone was then looking at Ron, then he said 'and to think I was interested in you' then he walked off, 'wait ago, you two, said Harry then Harry ran after Ron,
'Look Ron, forget about them, you deserve somebody better than Neville Longbottom, 'yeah your right Harry, I deserve somebody like you'
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww Ron, I'm not gay! Hell no!
'I was only joking, Harry, I think you look like your pumpkin shaped ass! Ron then cracked up in laughter.
Hey I am not that ugly! Harry exclaimed.
Yeah I bet Luna would love to go out with you the same with Moaning Myrtle.
At least I've been in a REAL relationship.
My sisters don't count Harry.
Why? spluttered Harry.
You really want me to answer that?
'Well anyway, we need to go to the hall soon for dinner, come on lets go'
So they left the boys dormitory and headed down towards the Hall
