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Once they arrived they walked down to their seats, and sat down

"Welcome students of Hogwarts," bellowed Professor McGonagall. "There are a few things I need to say before we start this wonderful feast. Firstly; I want you all to know that due to past events I am now headmaster and Professor Lupin will be taking over my roll as head of Gryffindor house. He will also be taking Defense Against the Dark Arts classes, and also; I AM PREGNANT! She screamed this and burst out in tears, "I am so sorry students, and the father is Professor Flitwick, god he is so damn attractive! Thank you Students, lets begin the feast!" She ran out of the Great hall crying, and following her was professor Flitwick

"Is that even possible?" said Ron, "it can't be doesn't there have to be some kind of…" Ron was cut off by Hermione's voice.

"Ron, pssssst Ron, Ron I'm sorry that I was making out with Neville! I didn't know that you like him, please just forgive me! I broke up with him just before, I am really sorry! Can we please just be friends!"

Ron seemed to give a lot of thought about this as he didn't bother to wipe the coleslaw off of his face.

"Well if you set me up with Neville, and maybe give me some kissing tips, then I could maybe forgive you." Hermione looked shocked for a second but then a sly, Draco Malfoy like, smirk crossed her face.

"I already have! He'll be waiting for you in the boy's dormitory tonight at 9pm ok? And that's like now!"

Ron smiled and said thanks to Hermione. He ran out of the Great Hall towards the boys dormitory. He quickly brushed his hair, put on some perfume, and grabbed his man bag, and ran upstairs.

Ron opened the door and there was Neville in a black G-string on Ron's bed, which was now full of rose buds.

"I've been waiting for you Ron. Do you like my G-string? I've just waxed for you, so come here and lets get started, you naughty bi-a-tch."

Ron was lost for words, and just sat next to Neville. Neville started to kissing him. He kept going down, lower, and lower, until he reached is destination.

"OMG, Ron! I didn't know you were so equipped! It's just so BIG, and NICE, and BEAUTIFULL! Wow, I am so shocked! I never knew you had such beauty!"

"Let me see yours now!" demanded Ron.

Once bother of them were naked and just getting started Hermione burst through the door.

"I CAN"T STAND THIS! I LOVE BOTH OF YOU!" Hermione was panting and her hair was a mess. She looked just like a lion. "LETS BE A TRIO!"

"I'm cool with it." Neville shrugged, "how about you Ron?"

"Just as long as we can have each other equally, and share the DIRTY WORK!" Ron rubbed his hands together.

"Deal!"

So Hermione quickly striped and she was wearing a red lace G-string, and a red lace bra.

She hoped into bed with Ron and Neville and they got down to business.