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I don't want to hear about it

"Seriously?" Kenny sounded astonished "How did they take it?"

"Surprisingly well" Stan replied.

"Yeah, we actually thought we were going to lose vital parts of our anatomy, but they were all really cool about it. After the initial shock, that is." Kyle said

"Wow. My dad was all like 'No son of mine's going to be a god damn perv' and mum just kinda…went blank. They accepted it eventually, but it took time."

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Butters were sitting out on the school field by a tree in the sun after having ate their lunches. The other students were going about their usual lunch time business. There were a few playing football, some where laying under trees, trying to get out of the sun's heat, a few had made the wise choice and decided to stay inside in the comfort of the school's air conditioning.

"Do they know about C-Cartman?" Butters stammered

"No. I don't think we really want to tell them either." Kyle answered.

"Fair point" Kenny looked out over the field and who should he see but Tweak walking past "I Hope you've got that ten Dollars with you, Kyle"

"Oh God" Stan watched as Kenny got up and walked over towards Tweak. He crept up behind him and went "BOO!" down Tweaks ear as he brought both his hands down on Tweak's shoulders.

Tweak nearly had a nervous break down right there and then on the spot. He'd calmed down a lot over the recent years since he'd reduced his coffee intake, but it wasn't very difficult to turn him into a bundle of nerves and there were times…frequent times, where he returned to his old self.

Kenny said something to Tweak, and brought him back over to the group, still whimpering slightly.

"Hey Tweak" Stan smiled

"GAAH!" Tweak replied

"I think that means Hi" Kyle said

"K-K-Kenny said to tell you, Kyle, that I'm gonna be helping him and Butters move some stuff tonight" Tweak Twitched

"ARE you going to be moving stuff tonight? Or did Kenny just ask you to say that" Kyle eyed him suspiciously

"I DON'T KNOW!" Tweak screamed before running away

"SEE YOU AT SEVERN!" Kenny shouted after him.

"Ho-oh boy! I l-love moving s-stuff and helping out and such!" Butters chipped

"You haven't told him, Have you?" Stan glared at Kenny

"Told me what?" Butters asked

"I have. He's just not smart enough to put two and two together." Kenny responded

"Told me whaaaat?" Butters asked again

"Butters, Kenny bet Kyle ten dollars that he could get Tweak to have a threesome with you and him" Stan answered

"Oh yeah, he told me that. I need to bring a little rubber ring for my pecker, so it's stays all hard and stuff." Butters replied

"You're actually agreeing to this!" Stan was shocked

"Wu-well yeah. Why the heck not?" Butters asked

"Because dude, it's just…wrong"

Kyle smirked "Oh yeah, and having hot gay sex while your parents are right down stairs and could come up and catch you right at the moment of climax isn't wrong at all, is it?"

"Well…yeah but…shut up Kyle" Stan pouted

They all chuckled "Awh! Cheer up Stan! I promise, I won't do anything horrible to him!"

"Much" Stan added

"Stan, I promise you, I'll be as good to Tweak as I am the rest of the people I sleep with?"

"How good is that?" Stan asked

"Why, he's the perfect Gentleman is Kenny!" Butters replied

"See?" Kenny said with a smile

"Ok, ok. I just…don't want to hear much or anything about it" Stan replied

"Fine by me" Kenny smiled

"You still have to bring the photos, Kenny, or you don't get any of my money!" Kyle smiled

"You are so going down, Kyle!" Kenny smiled, he then looked at Stan "Although, I'm guessing you've already done that"

"Done what?" Kyle asked

"Gone down!" Kenny replied. Kyle gave him a clueless look "On Stan?"

Stan burst out laughing in realisation….Kyle still had no clue.