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Harry was avoiding the Gryffindor common room by walking around the school grounds. He thought he should go see his good friend Hagrid but when he knocked on the door of Hagrid's hut he could hear some strange noises, it sounded like Hagrid was in trouble.
"Hagrid I'm coming!" Screamed Harry.
Harry burst into the room but was unprepared for what he saw; Madam Maxine and Hagrid making out… NAKED!
"Aaaah! Um s…s… sorry." Spluttered Harry. "I'll come back l…later."
"You can stay if you want?" Hagrid said winking seductively.
"Ummm no thanks, bye!" Harry yelled as he ran out of the hut as fast as he could.
Harry woke up to someone nudging him. When he had gotten back from Hagrid's Hut, Ron, Neville and Hermione were all asleep naked, in Ron's bed.
'Arrrghh' he had thought. 'What is with all the sex-crazed people around here?'
But now too see who had woken him up.
"Harry" whispered a gentle voice. "I need you Harry… NOW!"
"What?" Harry whispered back.
"Harry lets do it now! You know you want to!" The voice became sly, interlacing its way into Harry's brain.
"Ginny?" Harry questioned.
"No you idiot!" The voice became fierce. "It's me! Romilda."
"Ummmm what?" Harry opened his eyes slightly.
"I love you Harry! Please I need you now!"
Harry felt someone get into the bed. Lying a little closer than normal, Romilda didn't seem to wearing very much clothing.
"Umm Romilda what are you wearing?" Harry stuttered, afraid to roll over.
"Nothing Harry, I didn't want to waste time getting undressed" she whispered into his ear.
"Oh, well I suppose that makes sense" Harry replied.
"Well do you want to do it or are we going to keep on chatting?" Romilda was getting impatient.
"Well actually Romilda, sex does sound better doesn't it?"
After a wild night of humping like rabbits Harry woke up to the sun streaming on his face and his glasses no where to be found.
'Oh well,' Harry thought, It was time I got contacts anyway.
