Elizabeth had been waiting for a while. She almost rolled her eyes when she heard the duo's car pull up because they certainly did take their time. While she would never voice them and they were in fact incorrect, she did have her assumptions as to why. It was none of her business and she didn't want to make it so.

Still, she had a lot to discuss with the duo. She decided to start with Revy's situation and decided to call him down. In the meantime, demons entered the home and started making racket as they shuffled around with their suitcases. Coming down the stairs to greet them, Elizabeth was followed by Revy, who wanted to hear his brother's input on the idea before he made a decision.

"Welcome back." Elizabeth said, only to be met with an apologetic look from her in-law.

"I'm sorry we took so long." Alois replied, setting down his bag. "Neither of us set an alarm, so we ended up oversleeping. Then this one wouldn't get up." He threw the Watchdog to the wolves as he gestured to him, but Ciel still didn't seem sorry in the slightest.

"It's fine. Did you have a good time?"

"Yes. It was fun." Ciel chimed in. "We had dinner, Jim abused his power in a game of tag, and we had a riveting discussion on various ways to inflict pain. Behind the ear and where the jaw connects to the head was a good one." The blonde nodded and pointed, indicating agreement.

"You can't even avoid talking about murder on your anniversary?" the woman balked, baffled by the two men and their strange ways.

"Well, actually, that was only one conversation like that." stated her cousin. "The rest were all mushy about how much we love each other, and I didn't want to subject you or Revy to that."

"How are you doing, Revy?" questioned the blonde, changing topics. "Was Elizabeth nice to you?"

"Yeah. She's cool." the boy answered. "She says I can get a job at HELLSING trolling people. People aren't nice in that department, though, and I might have to quit school to do it."

"I don't think I like the idea of you dropping out." Alois replied with a concerned, yet somewhat displeased expression. He was still one of the boy's "parental" figures. He wanted to ensure that the boy was successful, so having him drop out of school seemed like a conflict of interest. Then again, with his connections, he could feasibly get almost any job in Gehenna or HELLSING he wanted.

"I don't know if I want to, yet." the lad admitted. "I'd miss Sam and Gerry."

"You have all the time in the world before then. You can afford to wait until after graduation."

"I know. I just want to be doing something. Going home and playing games seems kinda boring, doesn't it?"

"Have you tried joining a club? Or even going out and spending times with your friends." the blonde suggested. "Think about what could be fun."

While the menace was talking to his brother, Ciel was talking to his cousin. There were other matters at hand that were perhaps more pressing. On the way back, he had received a text message from Sebastian saying that he had killed and recovered a specimen that is perhaps unknown to HELLSING, although he has his speculations as to what it is. He also arrested several members of Belmont, and had gotten finished being interviewed about his encounter with them. The butler said that Elizabeth would fill him in.

"Sebastian says that you have some information about this… Belmont thing?" he began. "Do you want us to get involved."

"I'm not sure yet." Elizabeth answered. "We already have spies infiltrating them. From the interrogations that were conducted, however, none of them are aware of anything out of the ordinary in Manchester. They're not really aware of anything at all! A cricket bat? While hunting a flying bat thing? Can you believe it?"

"Sort of like duck hunting with a stick, hm?"

"They aren't trained!" the woman shook her head with wide-eyes, exasperated and confounded by the lack of professionalism from the group they're cracking down on. "At all! Essentially, they just round up every bloke who has seen a movie about zombies once and tell them to bring something that vaguely resembles a weapon-like object."

"You're very passionate."

"I should be! I helped reinvent modern monster hunting in Europe, so I ought to know a thing or two about this. It is my job." Indeed, this was Elizabeth's life work that she was discussing. She was very upset that a bunch of people would charge in without knowing anything about how to bring down what it is that they're after in order to live out some kind of bizarre hero fantasy.

"These young men; and a handful of women, are idiots." she continued with a furrowed brow. "For them to try and do this job is a terrible idea. Quite Frankly, the only idea worse than this that I can think of is Hitler's father turning to his mother and saying: 'Let's take this upstairs, Brunhilde. Tonight I'm feeling saucy!'"

Now Ciel was rather concerned, given the sudden lapse in Elizabeth's usually bright, cheerful, and polite disposition. The unusual vulgarity from her caught the attention of the other two, however, causing all eyes to fall on her. Catching onto this, her cheeks flushed pink before turning to her cousin, embarrassed by her actions.

"Pfff-!" The man let out a sudden burst of air as his mouth morphed into a smile. "Hitler..." he said, shaking his head. "Filthy buggar, that man. I do understand, however. It is extremely frustrating. I think that people like this have existed and will exist, we should crack down on encouragement."

"Whoever is behind this 'Belmont' thing is going to be in a lot of trouble once we get a hold of him. HELLSING is trying to find the source of their 'server', but I'm not entirely sure what that means."

"It's where they're operating from." Revy said. "If you guys can get their IP address, it should narrow it down, at least a little. You can probably hack them and steal their data, if they're insecure. Since they're not very good at this, you probably can."

"Can you write that down for me so I know what to ask?" Elizabeth questioned. "I'm old. I don't know this stuff."

"I'm still figuring it out, too. I think I'm a little behind, tech-wise."

"We're all old." Alois chimed in. "That's one of the hardest parts of being a supernatural being from another time period. It's hard to keep up with the youths."

"That's why I would make a terrible spy." chuckled the angel. "I'm too noticeably behind on things."

"I'm behind on stuff because it looks boring." the menace answered. "I don't get Game of Thrones. I don't get it at all."

"Yeah, it didn't look good." Elizabeth agreed, only for the bluenette to include himself by way of changing the subject.

"Why don't Jim and I unpack and we can talk over tea?" Ciel suggested. The others nodded and the Phantomhives were finally able to get past the foyer. Unfortunately, when they all reunited in the green room, the conversation very seldom touched on current HELLSING affairs, and instead focused on practically everything else.


A/N: For some reason, I was having a lot of trouble with this chapter and I don't know why.

Also, I'm not sure how Game of Thrones exists in this world while other series are swapped out with parody versions randomly. It really doesn't make much sense.

School starts Tuesday. I'm sad. Very sad. I wanna write more, but I've been stuck? I don't know where this is going.

Like, do I just lay everything out on the table or dick around some more? I've already explained everything that I needed to (I think,) so there's really not much point in messing around. I think I should just put things into motion. I've stalled for too long. It's getting boring.

I'll do that next time.

Until the next chapter, my duckies~!