All right, all right... The "song" is probably full of all mistakes you can think about, but please… be gentle and if you REALLY don't know what I was going to say – tell me in your review I'll try to change it or at least explain to you, ok? Great.
This is a short chapter. Firstly I had only dialogues, so there's no that much of other things, but I tried to do that. Few things can sound stupid for you, because I've lost my dictionary :) And that chapter is supposed to explain a little for all of that people who believed in Yuki/Ryuichi pairing.
I give you new chapter quite quickly, so don't expect another for some time. I just have time and ideas now, so probably I won't write something new soon. See ya! ;)
Fujisaki was drunk for the first time not so long ago, a little bit less than a month. Now, when he was depressed he couldn't help himself and ended almost totally drunk on Yuki Eiri's couch. Yuki's apartment always was the best for getting drunk. First of all it just had a good atmosphere for that and secondly – there always was something to drink.
The owner of that great flat was sitting near Suguru, drinking beer and in front of them Ryuichi Sakuma was occupying the floor with a lollipop in one hand and a drink with pink umbrella in the other.
"Don't eat such things!" said Yuki critically to Ryu. "You look like five years old kid."
"You're not Tatsuha I can be childish near you" said Nittle Grasper's vocalist, licking his sweet.
"You should practice" answered Yuki taking big, red and round lollipop.
"Hey! I'm talking about my problems here!" screamed Suguru.
"Calm down and lye on that beauty couch. Yes and now tell us about your difficult childhood"
For a moment no one said a thing and just two men was starring at the oldest from all of them. The oldest one was looking on the lollipop in his "boyfriend's" hand.
"You've created a monster, Yuki" said Fujiskaki.
"Actually – two monsters, but going back to your problem, it's not that bad, you know?"
"Not that bad! NOT THAT BAD! Yuki! He has a wife…"
"Ex-"
"And a daughter, Yuki, a DAUGHTER! He's straight as… as… "
"As a roman's road" said Sakuma, trying to steel his sweet from unconcentrate Eiri.
"Yeah, even more"
" Don't be pessimistic maybe he's just bi" said Yuki unsurely, placing his hand with a lollipop as far from Ryuichi as he can.
"Oh, don't give me hope, oh don't… I'm depressed"
"You're drunk"
"Too"
"He's more drunk than me" said Ryu, who just finished his second drink. "How did he manage that?"
"He was drinking more vodka than juice"
"Oh"
"Bi or straight this is the question!" said Suguru covering his face with his hand and sighing dramatically.
"You or her gives his pants a pressure"
Yuki looked at the man who was pretending to be his boyfriend with a scowl.
"Ryuichi you're disgusting!"
"I'm just feeling his mood" answered politely Sakuma adding juice to his new drink.
"What to do to in his hurt stuck?" wondered Suguru, who didn't bother with something so conventional as grammar.
It didn't spoiled Ryuichi's idea of rhymester advises.
"Squeeze him hard and start to suck"
"Ryu!"
"Yes, my love?" asked Sakuma with innocent eyes,
Unfortunately before Yuki managed to say anything, Suguru decided to interrupt.
"My love will have to start his"
"First kiss than a squeeze… hey, I've got a song!"
Yuki looked at his drunken friends. One of them was murmuring something under his breath and the other was trying to write a song on a napkin with wet in juice end of little umbrella. For a moment he wondered how he ended in this situation and how he can get out of this.
"Oh, god, help me…"
In that moment Yuki Eiri started believes in the miracles. Someone knocked to his door.
"God have listened to you" murmured Fujisaki.
"He now wants the both of you" answered Sakuma automatically.
Eiri ignored both of them and went to the door. Then he decided that he actually don't want to have any guest, but decided that he can at least ask who wants to see him.
"Who is it?"
"It's me, bro"
Yuki wondered for a moment if he should let Tatsuha in, but than he heard Ryuichi's laugh and decided that it's perfect opportunities for Tatsuha to meet his brother's new boyfriend.
"What do you want, Tatsuha?"
"Hi, bro I just wanted… hey, I can hear someone laughing… You have guests?" asked younger Uesugi quite shocked.
"Just my boyfriend and his friend" answered calmly Yuki, waiting for his brother to catch the allusion.
"Shuichi came back to you?" asked Tatsuha shocked and Yuki for a minute thought that his brother is really stupid. Or he's planning something.
"No, idiot. I have to surprise you, but there's a lot of guys, who would like to be my lovers and don't have pink hair"
"Oh, really… Who could that be? He have to have a really horrible love-life if he agreed to be with you"
"Yeah, you know stupid and awful lover, who…"
"Yuki, who is it? We have almost end our song, do you wanna hear it, love?" Ryuichi stood next to Eiri and hugged him tight. "Oh, it's you Tatsuha…Um, hi!"
"You're… together?"
"Well, yes actually" said Yuki and kissed his boyfriend deeply. "Do you want more proofs?"
"No, thank you… I think I'll be going"
"Bye" answered Yuki with a smile slamming the door.
Ryuichi looked at hid friend with a sad smile and than hugged Yuki lightly.
"I think we managed that. He will certainly tell Shu."
"Yeah" answered Eiri, hugging Ryu back and going back to the living room.
"Tough I still feel awful about lying to all of them. A specially Tohma, you know? I think he's upset that I'm with you, though I don't why…"
Suguru started giggling and fall of the couch in the attack of the "Giggle The Maniac". Yuki assumed that only Ryuichi didn't know why his boss and friend as well react so strange to his new relationship. Finally Suguru decided mercifully to tell him everything.
"Your boss is in love with your lover "
"We have to find him a cover" said Ryuichi before the full meaning of Suguru's words came to him.
"He has his wife"
"I think it'll do just fine" answered Sakuma finally steeling his lollipop, which was lying forgotten on the floor next to the couch.
"Will you two finally stop?" screamed Yuki, opening another bottle of bear.
"Yes, I'm going to have a nap" answered Suguru, curling on the floor.
TBC…
