FMA double-drabble(around 200 words): Kittens and cats
Disclaimer: Not mine. All characters within belong to the FMA creator
Summary: "Al, a kitten is a kind of cat! That means what I said about cats still stands for kittens!" -Ed is not happy with this development.
Ed sat down, sighing, next to his little brother, who seemed to manage to look guilty, even within his automail plating.
"What? What is it?" Ed asked, looking at him suspiciously.
"Nothing!"
-miaow-
Ed turned to look at Al, or more specifically, at his torso.
"What was that?"
"Nothi-"
-maiow-
"It sounds, like a cat, Al."
"Well it definitely isn't that! You told me not to keep cats in my armour, remember?"
"Yes, I do."
-miaow-
"So, it can't be a cat, can it Ed?"
"Then, Al, what is that suspiciously cat sounding creature in your armour?"
"A… a not-cat!"
Ed raised his eyebrow and tapped Al's torso with a knuckle.
-tap tap-
-hiss-
"Wow, I didn't know that there was such an animal as a not-cat, Al. Please elaborate."
"A not cat, is the opposite of a cat! That's it! The complete opposite!"
"So, what animal do you know that makes a sound like a pissed off water kettle when it's annoyed?"
"A cat!"
"What was the sound that just came out of your armour?"
"What sound?"
-tap tap-
-hiss-
"That sound. Sounds like a cat to me."
"ha ha! Got you there, it isn't a cat. It's a kitten!"
"Al, a kitten is a kind of cat! That means what I said about cats still stands for kittens!"
"Oh. You didn't say I wasn't allowed kittens though!"
-miaow-
"Let it out Al."
"but…"
-Miaow!-
"Now."
"Fine."
OWARI
What do you think. First FMA fic. Thought up before 7:00am so gimme a break! Thought of before I even saw FMA, after my friend Christina explained Al's love for cats. Originally just a little skit type thing I made up to make her giggle. I hope it makes you giggle, or chuckle if you're insecure of your masculinity and you're a guy.
review please!
