"The Brave 12 and the Scotsman Part 2"

We, the Brave 12 are at a bar having lunch and we saw some bounty hunters looking at us.

Me: What are you all looking at?

They were looking at Jack with intense greed.

They came at us and me and Vince slashed them all.

Varie: That was a waste of our time.

Naruto: Yep.

?: (Scottish Accent) Hey lads and lassies. Remember me?

It was our friend the Scotsman.

Me: It's been a while Scotsman.

Scotsman: Aye. It has. I need your help with something. Me wifes been kidnapped.

Jack: You are married?

Scotsman: Aye. She is the most amazing bonnie lass in the world. I must save her before the Moon is full.

Me: That's tomorrow night.

Jack: Where is she?

Scotsman: The Castle of Boon. (Sniffles) The Celtic Master of the Hunt plans to devour her. She's so dainty and sweet. (Crying) The Master of the Hunt is so very scary!

Naruto: Try and calm yourself.

Scotsman: I cannot. I cannot save her on me own and I am forbidden by ancient custom to seek help from warriors of me own clan. I alone am no match for the army of Celtic Demons that infest the castle. But there's a loophole in the ancient custom. Me clan drew and rolled the bones. They said "Seek the Help of a Stranger". You're the only strangers I know and you're as strange as they come laddies and lassies. And powerful too. Together, you 12 and me, we can save my wife before it's too late! (Crying)

Me: Calm down. We will gladly help you.

We then went to the Highlands and the Scotsman told us all about his wife and lots of good things about her as we ran.

We arrived at the Scottish Highlands.

Me: Wow!

Varie: So these are the Scottish Highlands.

Vince: It's beautiful.

Sakura: It sure is.

Naruto: No kidding.

We then ran to the Scotsman's Clans Castle.

He introduced us to his clan and it was a celebration worth remembering. That night we had arrived at the Castle of Boon!

Scotsman: The Castle of Boon! Getting in will be easy.

Me: Wait. It's too easy.

I pick up a rock and threw it and it landed by the entrance and out came a bunch of strange red demon robots with guns.

Scotsman: Oh. Celtic Demons.

Laney: Those things are ugly.

Lily: No kidding.

Scotsman: It's only 7.

Me: There's hundreds of them in the Castle. We have to find a way around them. I have an idea. Follow me.

Jack: We will.

We climb up the walls and go into the Castle and we find the Scotsman wife in a dungeon. She was a beautiful woman.

Scotsman's Wife: (Scottish Accent) Darling!

Scotsman: Bonnie Lass!

They hugged.

Me: Thank goodness you're safe.

Scotsman's Wife: Me too. Ach the Brave 12. It's such a pleasure to meet you lads and lassies.

Me: It's a pleasure too.

Sakura: We came to rescue you.

Fu: Yeah. We have to go.

Me: Lets get out of this dump.

We ran and we got to the main hall and saw numerous Celtic Demons in our way.

Me: We got to fight our way out.

Scotsman: Lets fight them!

We unsheathe our swords and slash apart lots of demons. We blasted and pulverized many of them until there was nothing left of them.

Me: That takes care of them.

Scotsman: Aye.

?: Silence!

We saw the overlord of the Celtic Demons, the Master of the Hunt.

Overlord: The Moon is Full. Destroy the rest and throw the young woman in the pot.

Me: I don't think so freak!

Overlord: Silence!

I punch the overlord in the stomach and knock him down and I blast him into oblivion.

Me: That takes care of him. Lets go.

We got back to the Castle and we were hailed as heroes. A huge celebratory feast was made for us.

Continues in part 17