Vent's very bad day
Note: This has noting to do with the BnG story line George's very bad day
If anyone ever says the life of a delivery boy is boring kill them. So it all started earlier today. I was in the back trying to move some boxes around while our puppy Rush ran around me. Cute thing but he makes it a pain to work around. My boss Giro comes in and tells me we've got a job that involves transporting something across the outer zone. I told him have Aile do it but, it turns out she had the day off. Before I can tell him do it you're self. He says very sternly that this is a two person and you're going with me one way or another so get your bike readily. For such a laid back guy he's dam scary when ticked off.
So I've got the package and we managed to get about half way through the outer zone before things go bad. This happened in the form of me running over some land mine getting blown off my bike and over a cliff. Some how I managed to hang on to the package don't ask me how. I woke up after the fall to find this girl standing over me.
She says her name is Prairie leader of the Guardians and she's the one that sent for the kami dammed package. She says something bout the necessity of getting the thing to a safe location.
Now personally I have no clue how this girl got to be the head of an organization like the Guardians. She doesn't look like much of a fighter; she's carrying a stuffed animal for crying out loud. She just doesn't fit the model for a leader.
So we're hoofing it out of the area when fate decides to be funny because we run into the spot where I lost my mom. It was yeas ago in a maverick attack and before today that was considered the worst day of my life. To make matters worse a giant maverick snake thing comes out of the ground and is currently trying to eat us.
So right now I'm staring down the beast with the fangs the size of kodachi. Besides where or not kodachi has a plural form or not all that's running through my head is how is that thing burrowing into the ground and not leaving any holes. Yeah I know stupid, still how is it doing that?
Prairie's screaming her head off cowering behind me. I think she's doing damage to my ears because I hear some voice telling me to use the force. What does that voice think this is Star Wars? Now it's saying something about a something metal.
So right now things aren't looking so hot, that they aren't. If I live through this I'm going to kill Aile. If I don't I still die knowing the Hikari twins were wrong about this being a boring job.
Author's comments: I have been reading a lot of a certain romantic Meji swordsman manga so odd phrases popped up as I was transferring this onto the computer. The "for crying out loud" is pure Jack O'neil.
