Everyone at Headquarters noticed the change in Ed. At first it was simple. He stopped wearing his trademark red coat and even the black undercoat. His automail always glittered brightly in the light now. Then it was his hair. Instead of a braid it spilled around his shoulders like a cascade of silk. This combined with his shiny automail put even Armstrong's sparkles to shame.
Betting pools started all around the office. Who was he trying to seduce? Winry? Sheska? HAWKEYE! The candidates became more and more extreme as Edward became bolder. His pants rode low while his tank top rode high, exposing a trail of golden hair that trailed into said pants. The boy even went so far as to adopt a permanent "come hither" look. This look consisted of heavy lids over eyes the color of molten gold. One look and you were a goner.
The pools continued to grow even without the slightest hint of a lover. Who ever this was for would buckle soon; Ed was just too damn sexy for his own good! It wasn't for another few weeks, and the pools his over a 1000, before anything happened.
"FullMetal, I need to see you in my office." Roy paused and waited for the boy to move.
Ed only pulled himself onto Havocs desk and grinned ferally. He let his knees fall open and the tips of his hair tickle his exposed belly.
Roy's eye twitched.
"Why Colonel, I like it out here." He leaned backwards and his shirt slipped up further.
The twitched worsened.
"I would really prefer to continue this conversation in my office, FullMetal."
Ed only grinned wider and slowly wet his lower lip. A growl filled the air but Ed ignored the warning. The growl grew louder then Mustang jumped onto the desk. Ed fell backwards with a crash as Roy straddled him and began attacking his lips furiously. Papers flew and the entire office stared at them dumbly.
"I win!" Fuery shouted. The rest of the group started then paled. The pot was pulled from the safety of Hawkeye's desk and Cain Fuery became a very rich man.
A rather enthusiastic moan sounded from Havoc's desk and the group decided it was probably time for a lunch break.
