Chris: Welcome everyone to a brand new season of Total Drama. We're bringing back 18 old campers for another trip around the world and for a chance to win ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS! Welcome to, Total, Drama, Worlllld Touuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, Part 2.
(opening intro)
Boats come in to the airport dock.
Chris: Now, let's meet our cast. From Pawkitew Island we have germophobic Dave!
Dave: Hey Chris, this time I'm not gonna obsess over a girl, I'm gonna win.
Chris: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Dave glares at Chris and walks off.
Chris: Next we have our Olympian Burp-thusiest who used Dave, its Sky!
Sky comes off the boat and glares at Chris.
Sky: I didn't use Dave.
Dave: Yes you did. But I'm not gonna focus on that and move on.
Sky: Same. "walks off"
Chris: Ahh young love. Anywho next are 2 twins who just LOVE each other, Amy and Samey!
The twins walk off the boat with Samey carrying their luggage.
Amy: I am so gonna win this season, and Samey is so going home first.
Samey: Maybe I'll get lucky.
Amy: Ya right.
Chris: Anyway, next we have zombie hunter expert who was also our season 6 winner, Shawn!
Shawn walks off his boat.
Shawn: Hey Chris, if we come across any zombies I'll be sure to take them down the same way I took down those Chris bots.
Chris: Ya, thanks for that. Do you have any idea how much those cost. Anyway our last pawkitew island contestant is nothing more than a wanna be me, Topher!
Topher: Hey Chris. I'm sorry for trying to steal your job. This time I'm gonna focus on the game and do my best to win.
Chris: Well as long as you don't try to steal my job again. Ok now lets introduce the rest of our contestants. From Revenge of the Island, give a warm welcome to the brainless jock, Lightning!
Lightning: SHA- LIGHTNING! I'm so gonna win this season. And Jo is not gonna stop me this time.
?: We'll see about that jock strap.
Chris: Yep, our athletic tomboy Jo is back!
Jo: I'm going to win, and nothing is gonna stand in my way, especially you or sir wets a lot.
?: HEY, what did I say about the nicknames?
Chris: And next we have our military soldier who's afraid of the dark, Brick!
Brick: Greetings Chris, I'm here to win and to show everyone what I'm made of.
Lightning: Good luck, cuz nobody is gonna beat the Lightning.
Jo: Except me.
Chris: Love the tension, but we have to move on. Next is the aura reading moonchild, Dawn!
Dawn doesn't come off the boat.
Chris: Uhh, where's Dawn?
Dawn: "from behind Chris" Right here Chris.
Chris: DAHHH! Don't do that. Anyway next is everyone's favorite dirt farmer who has beed with a shark, Scott.
Scott run off his boat screaming with Fang chasing him.
Scott: Why can't you leave me alone?
Dawn walks up to Fang and rubs his nose.
Dawn: I know you have a grudge against Scott, as do most people, but trying to eat him won't solve anything. How about taking a break from it all?
Scott: Ya what she said.
Fang thought for a moment and then nodded. But b4 he left he held up a sign that said for now and then went away.
Scott: "rubbing the back of his neck" uhh, thanks Dawn.
Dawn: No problem Scott "walks away"
Confessional
Dawn: I know alot of people are probably confused on why I helped Scott. His aura tells me that he's improved a whole lot since revenge of the island. He's trying to become a better person. Maybe I can help him with that.
End of confessional
Chris: Our last season 4 contestant is a loveable person who was an all star finalist, Zoey!
Zoey: Hey Chris, I'm so excited to travel around the world. "walks over to Dawn" Hey Dawn.
Dawn: Hi Zoey, nice to see you again.
Dawn: You too.
Chris: And now we will introduce our 6 original contestants who should very much know the drill with the show, and going around the world. First up is the type A CIT, Courtney!
Courtney: This time I'm going to win that money.
Chris: You mean get close to winning it, and then BLOWING IT. HAHAHAH!
Courtney just growls at him.
?: Don't listen to him Courtney. And no boys are gonna mess things up.
Chris: Next up is Courtney's on and off BFF, Gwen.
Gwen: We made up after All stars and we're going to the finale together this time.
Scott: Unless she makes another list.
Courtney: Eat dirt Scott.
Scott: I do eat dirt thank you very much.
Dave: Eww
Chris: Enough with the dirt talk. Our next contestant is the sarcastic bookworm, Noah.
Noah: I just came back from the Ridiculous Race so I've probably been to half the places we're gonna go.
Chris: NEVER SPEAK OF THAT SHOW WHEN UR ON THIS SHOW GOT IT?!
Noah: Someone got issues.
Chris: "calms down" Anyway, next up is everyone's favorite crazy redhead, Izzy!
Izzy: Hi Chris, Hi everyone. It's great to be back. I can't wait to travel the world again. Oh that reminds me of the time I was trying to see if a globe can fit in Owen's mouth but then he spit it out and hit Noah, remember that Noah?
Noah: Ya, I have the bump on my head to prove it.
Gwen: I thought you and Owen broke up. And since does Noah willingly hang out with you?
Izzy: Owen and I got back together after tye race with Kitty's help. And Noah's my best friend, of course we hangout.
Noah: It's honestly not that bad once you get used to it. "smiles and hi fives Izzy"
Chris: Next up is a fun loveable guy who loves to party, and was also on that awful show, it's Geoff.
Geoff: WOO, Hey everyone. Its good to be back. I can't wait to travel the world again. Hey Noah what's hanging bro. "hi fives Noah"
Jo: Since when were you 2 all buddy buddy?
Geoff: After the race I threw a massive party and invited everyone from the race. I saw Noah in a corner reading a book so I convinced him to get up and party.
Noah: And by convinced he means constantly bugging me untill i said yes.
Geoff: Potato pototo.
Noah: Actually it's- know what nevermind.
Geoff: Anyway it took awhile at first but once Noah came out of his shell he was partying just like the rest of us.
Noah: It was nice to do something fun for a change.
Chris: Ok, now to the contestant I've been waiting to torment, I mean, introduce. He has more girl problems than Courtney's got lawyers, and has been to both juvie and jail, who was also our season 2 winner, Its Duncan.
Duncan walks off the boat with a face of a mixture of sadness and annoyance. Courtney trips him and he falls face first on the hard ground.
Everyone other than Geoff, Zoey, Dawn, Brick, Samey, and surprisingly Scott laughed. Especially Courtney and Gwen. Duncan just got up without saying a word and went off and sat by himself on the runway.
Chris: Aww, has mr. sweet and nice gone to soft to even stand up to his ex. Hahaha.
Geoff: Yo dudes chill. He's been through alot ever since he's been out of prison.
Courtney: And how would you know that?
Geoff: Cuz me and DJ are the only ones who visited him and kept in touch with him after he was out.
Zoey: I wanted to visit him but I didn't know what prison he was in.
Geoff: Anyway there was already alot going through his mind from problems back home, and now having to be back on this show just to be a punching clown isn't doing him any favors. And neither is laughing at him. Give the dude a break.
Everyone other than the previously named (lets call them the nice ones) now including Noah just laughed off what Geoff said.
Gwen: If he's having problems he should just go back to jail, he'll probably end up there again anyway.
Courtney: Ya and after everything he's out us through, I couldn't care less about his problems.
Chris: As much as I would love for this to continue, we gotta get going. All aboard the plane.
Once everyone was on board.
Chris: Ok, vets, you already know how this goes. Everyone else I'll keep it short. 3 teams, winners get first class, losers vote someone off. And this time there's no musical number.
Everyone other than the vets cheered.
Noah: Wait for it.
Chris: In every episode.
Noah: There it is.
Chris: Ok we will be taking off to our first destination. Untill then, everyone can hangout in first class if you want.
As soon as he said that everyone raced to first class, except Duncan who was heading towards to cargo hold. Geoff noticed this and went up to him.
Geoff: Hey dude, you good?
Duncan: Ya, I just wanna be alone for awhile. You go enjoy urself in first class.
Geoff: Well, ok dude, if ur sure.
Duncan: Ya, I'm sure. And thanks for what you said back there on the runway.
Geoff: No problem dude. Well, see you later.
Duncan: See ya.
In first class.
Courtney: How I've missed this place.
Gwen: I know.
Dave: This place is the best. Nice and clean.
Shawn: And zombie free. "hi fives Dave"
Chris: We've not new first class cooks who can make any and all foods.
Geoff walks in.
Brick: Hey Geoff, where were you?
Geoff: Just checking up on Duncan. He went off to the cargo hold to be alone.
Gwen: How can you possibly be friends with him?
Courtney: Ya, as far as I know, he's public enemy number 1.
Geoff: To you, not to the public. And you 2 have also been in the wrong with ur relationships with him, so quit sending those harsh emails.
Samey: What emails? If you don't mind me asking.
Geoff: When me and DJ was at Duncan's house one time, he showed us some emails that you 2 have sent.
Noah: What did they say?
Geoff: To some it up, they said that he's a horrible person that no one cares about who should get life in prison.
Zoey: That's horrible, how can you 2 do such a thing?
Courtney: Duncan broke my heart when he cheated, at least Gwen apologized.
Gwen: And he kept trying to get her attention in all stars, plus he kept ruining my chances to make up with Courtney, and he was just being a big old jerk.
Geoff: Well I have a couple of things to say in his defense.
Courtney: And why should we listen to or care about what you say?
Noah: Wow. Refusing to listen to the defense? Ur gonna make a great lawyer.
Courtney: Shut up Noah, I'll be 10 times better than ur pathetic girlfriend ever will.
Noah just burst out and rolled on the ground in laughter. Everyone but Izzy watched in shock because it's rare to see Noah laugh, much less this much.
Dave: "to Izzy" How come you dont look surprised?
Izzy: I've seen Noah laugh like this b4. Although it was probably because of the laughing gas I sprayed by mistake thinking it was air freshener.
Noah had stopped laughing and got back up.
Noah: My girlfriend is not pathetic and knows how to be a fair lawyer. You would sell out anyone who you don't like. Which is just about everyone.
Courtney was about to attack him when Izzy stopped her.
Izzy: Touch my friend and you'll be living underground in a coffin.
Courtney just scoffed and sat back down.
Topher: Anyway you were saying Geoff?
Geoff: Thank you Topher. Anyway I'll start with Courtney. You weren't the easiest person for Duncan to be in a relationship with. You're bossy, controlling, and your my way or the highway attitude would have gotten on anybody's nerves. You were always trying to change him to satisfy you. Everything you tried to make him do was just to satisfy you. You never thought about how he would feel about anything. And I still remember when you left him to fight an alligator while you ran off with the money, and when you broke up with him in action after you were eliminated but then got back together with him immediately after he won the money. You never treated him good and drove him away. Now I'm not saying he was right for cheating on you, but I can see why he did it so easily. And Gwen- NO WAY, THERE'S PIZZA "runs off to get the pizza"
Noah: "facepalms" I guess I'll take over.
Courtney: "gets up and shakes her fist" Oh no you won't!
Izzy: "gets infront of Noah" Oh yes he will!
Courtney sat back down.
Noah: Thanks Iz, anyway Gwen. You weren't the easiest person for Duncan to keep a relationship with in All Stars. You just kept moping about being on the villains, which suits you.
Gwen growls at him, but Izzy growls back.
Noah: You kept trying to apologize to Courtney and was just ignoring Duncan. When you complained about him getting her attention, everytime he tried to get your attention you blank him. And you blame him for ruining ur chances with Courtney, but you ruined those chances all on ur own. You're the one who gave her flowers she's allergic to, you're the one who set off the booby trap-
Geoff: "face stuffed with pizza" haha, booby.
Noah: Ha, anyway, and your the one who kicked the leaches on her. And Duncan has done alot of you and I don't remember him ever getting a thank you. He also tried to warn you guys about Mal, but you just laughed it off. Bet you weren't laughing when he caused your elimination.
Gwen: SHUT IT NOAH! I'M THE VICTIM HERE, NOT DUNCAN!
Noah: "isn't intimidated" that's another thing. You always claim to be the victim in every situation ur in. Let's take a trip down memory lane. When Courtney kept accusing you for stealing Duncan, you kept saying that they weren't even together at the time. Which technically you're right they weren't, but they were possibly still gonna get back together like they always do and you know that, yet you kissed him anyway. And how's about we travel back to season to and ur ex boyfriend Trent. You broke up with him cuz he was throwing challenges. You didn't have to do that. You could have just told him to stop. But you chose to break up with him because of ur poor communication skills.
Gwen: What do you mean by that?
Noah: I mean whenever something is going wrong with someone, you don't try and talk to them about it. You just choose the hard way or think the worst. Like when yiu thought Trent's 9 obsession was about you.
Gwen: Wait it wasn't?
Everyone looked at her like she was crazy, including Courtney and Chris.
Gwen: What?
Lightning: Did you not watch the aftermath?
Gwen: No, i never watch any of the seasons I was in since I know what happens.
Noah: Well obviously you don't. Chris can you-
Chris: Way ahead of you.
A tv pops up and it shows the part of the aftermath where Trent talks about the toy train.
Gwen: "in shock" What!!? That's why he was obsessed with nine?
Noah: Yep, and he was kinda bummed when you never apologized for it.
Gwen: Well Duncan never apologized.
Geoff: Actually he did.
Everyone turned to Geoff who had finished his pizza in shock and disbelief.
Sky: He did?
Geoff: Ya, he showed me the email he sent to Geoff apologizing for everything he did. Trent forgave him and they became friends. He even hung out with us a few times. And believe or not, Trent is also kinda peeved at you for all the things you and Courtney said about Duncan.
Amy: That loser is actually mad at her?
Geoff: Yep.
Courtney: Enough. I don't care what anyone says, Duncan is a horrible person who doesn't deserve to even live.
Gwen: Ya we're done listening to you.
Samey: You guys are so mean. Duncan isn't entirely to blame and you 2 have treated him poorly.
Amy: Well I for one don't care who is at fault. This isn't my problem. And if Duncan wanna mope around about it, so be it.
Zoey: Duncan isn't as bad as you 2 wanna believe. Incase you hadn't noticed, everyone who is friends with him didn't treat him bad or annoy him in any way. They treated him like a normal person and not a monster and that's why he's nice to certain people. He's never treated anybody bad unless they were bad to him or annoyed him first.
Courtney: Shut it indie girl. You had no friends growing up so you wouldn't know anything about making friends.
Scott: OK ENOUGH!
Everyone turned to Scott who hadn't spoken since they git on the plane until now.
Scott: I'm on Duncan's side 100%. I was in a relationship with Courtney too incase any of you forgot.
Samey: I actually did.
Scott glared at her causing her to shrink into her seat, causing Scott to soften his face, which Dawn noticed.
Scott: Being Courtney's boyfriend ain't easy. She's way to bossy and difficult to deal with.
Shawn: I thought you liked being told what to do?
Scott: I did, but Courtney takes it to a whole nother level. She's never satisfied with anything, she cares about winning more than anything, and she gave me a flipping tail. She's probably just gonna betray you at some point too Gwen.
Chris: Looks like we're landing at our first destination. Geoff, go find Duncan and meet us outside.
Geoff: Alright
Chris: What will the teams be, and what drama will unfold? Tune in next time to see. On Total. Drama. WORRRLLLLD TOOUUUUUUUUUUURR! Part 2!
Well that's it for this chapter, hope you enjoyed and stay tuned for the next chapter.
