ThunderBenderPrincess: Sorry I haven't updated in, forever. I've hade a major writers block with this story. Oh well, On with the show!

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Know Your Stars WITCH 9

Cedric warily sits on the hotseat

Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know your stars.

"What strange magic is this?" Cedric asks

Lord Cedric...He's not a real lord, he's still a squire.

"What filth is this. I am a lord!" Cedric yelled to the narrator's booth.

Lord Cedric...He has the worlds biggest collection of toenails.

"WHAT? This is rubbish! ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!" Cedric yelled, pounding his feet on the ground and waving his arms in the air.

Lord Cedric...He's deeply in love with Blunk.

"This is nonsense! How could I love anything? Escpecially that disgusting passling?" Cedric yelled

Lord Cedric...He can also turn into a piggy.

Just then, the backstage doors flew open and Gir ran and began squeezing Cedric around the neck in a death hug.

"PIGGY!" Gir said

"I... cann't... breath...!" Cedric choked out. Then, he fell to the ground, his face very blue and began to breath again.

"GIR! Get over here NOW!" said Zim at the back stage door.

"Aww, but I want to hug the piggy!" Gir said

"No! I do not turn into a pig!" Cedric yelled, getting to his feet.

"You look like a piggy." Gir said

"Gir! Lets leave this strange place, we have a world conquest to plan." Zim said. They then exited and went on with their lives.

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ThunderBenderPrincess: Huh, didn't see them coming.

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Lord Cedric...You really do look like a piggy.

"That's it!" Cedric yelled while turning into the lizard form, "Do I look like a pig? DO I?"

...Yes. And that was Lord Cedric the piggy man on Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars.