Operation N.O.-P.O.W.U.H.


Sector V's Treehouse was under attack by the P.T.O.O.E.Y. Squad.

Principal: Parent Teacher Organization Of Eradicating Youngsters, attack!

The Principal flew over the Treehouse and Yuko flew to him.

Yuko: You give all Principals everywhere a bad name.

She fired a blast of fire and incinerated him in an instant.

Numbuh 1: We're under attack! Team Adult Genocide, battlestations!

Lola: Right.

Numbuh 4: We're on it Numbuh 1!

Mad Dad came in. He is the archetype of the abusive father.

Mad Dad: Mad Dad MAD! YOU GET BAD REPORT CARD AGAIN!

Lola: That is not his report card you BUTTSMOOCHER!

Niumbuh 4 smacked him with the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and Lola fired a blast of fire and incinerated Mad Dad.

Numbuh 4: Nice shot Lola.

Lola: Thank you.

The Terrible Tutor was heading for Lincoln.

Terrible Tutor: You cannot defeat the Terrible Tutor!

Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him into ashes.

Lincoln: I get more tutoring than ever with my sister Lisa.

The Heliteacher came in and suddenly a ball of stars came in. It exploded and out came Star Girl.

Star Girl: How about you all stop this madness?

She fired a blast of energy at the Heliteacher from her staff and Lola fired a blast of fire and they destroyed her instantly.

Lincoln: Star Girl!? Awesome!

Numbuh 4: Whoa!

Star Girl: It's a pleasure to meet you all.

Ashley: Same here.

Midwestern Mom then jumped in.

Midwestern Mom: NAUGHTY CHILDREN MAKE MIDWESTERN MOM ANGRY!

Star Girl batted her with her staff and Yuko fired a blast of fire and incinerated her.

Star Girl: Those people give all people everywhere a bad name.

Yuko: You said it.

Numbuh 1: Star Girl thank you for helping us.

Star Girl: No problem Numbuh 1.

Yuko: It's a pleasure to meet you.

They introduced themselves.

Star Girl: It's a pleasure and I'm glad I could help you all.

Yuko: You arrived just in time too. The situation here is much more grim than you could know.

They all explained the situation and she was shocked.

Star Girl: The adult villains are going to destroy all kids and wipe out all of humanity?

Numbuh 2: That's right.

Numbuh 3: They have to be stopped or we will not survive.

Bruce: We formed a team whose mission is to wipe out all the adults.

Yuko: We're called Team Adult Genocide and our mission is to wipe out the Adults and save the world from extinction.

Star Girl: I believe it. My real name is Courtney Whitmore and I will gladly help you all.

Yuko: We greatly appreciate it. We need all the help we can get to stop the Adults once and for all.

Star Girl: Thanks Yuko.

Suddenly a swarm of hundreds of Hamsters appeared and rushed down the halls.

They all ran to the power room and saw that Numbuh 3 released all the hamsters and the treehouse powered down.

Numbuh 1: What happened?

Numbuh 3: The hamsters were tired so I let them out to give them a vacation.

Numbuh 1: That's crazy! Without power we have no defenses.

Lincoln: No worries Numbuh 1. I can improvise for the hamsters.

Lincoln created a huge ball of lightning that grants infinite power to a building forever and threw it into the power room and the systems came back on.

Numbuh 2: That was awesome!

Numbuh 1: It sure was. That's brilliant thinking Lincoln.

Star Girl: You have awesome Lightning Powers Lincoln.

Lincoln: I was given them by the Lightning of Hinon, the Spirit of Lightning in Iroquois Myth.

Lola: Most of my family was given powers from many myths from around the world.

Yuko: It happened to me too.

Star Girl: That's amazing. I saw Lola and you Yuko shoot fire when I got here.

Yuko: Yes.

Numbuh 5: Won't the Adults know that our power is down?

Numbuh 1: I'm sure they will.

Lenny: We won't let them come.

Suddenly a big old woman busted in. It was Gramma Stuffem.

Lola: Gramma Stuffem!

Gramma Stuffem: (German Accent) Ah! Look at all ze Skinny Childrens. You need to eat.

Lincoln: What is she known for?

Lola: She force feeds kids her disgusting but delicious food and fattens them up so that they can't move and they can't get into trouble.

Lilly: I could use a little snack.

Yuko: Lets get some grub.

Gramma Stuffem sent her army of food monsters and they chomped, eaten and blasted them.

Lola: Your Curried Rat is yummy.

Gramma Stuffem: Why thank you deary.

Stomach: You have a good taste in food.

Lola: I know my food.

Gramma Stuffem: Try my Jellied Squid!

She threw Jellied Squid at them and Lola and Yuko ate them and they were tasty.

Yuko: Delicious.

Numbuh 2: I'll say.

Gramma Stuffem: Try my Toasted Bat.

Lola: Lucy would hate me for eating bats and she's a vampire.

Lucy suddenly appeared.

Lucy: Hey guys.

They screamed and a pipe organ played.

Gramma Stuffem: (Screams) Where did she come from!?

Lincoln: Lucy, how did you get here?

Lucy: You guys talked about me so I might as well lend you a hand. And you're right Lola I would hate you for eating bats. Gag.

Lola: Thanks for telling me Lucy. Thank goodness I didn't.

Lucy: No problem Lola. Let me work my magic.

Lucy fired a stream of black lightning at Gramma Stuffem.

Lucy: Let fear consume you completely.

Gramma Stuffem's eyes went completely blank and she was completely blind and saw nothing but total darkness.

Gramma Stuffem: Where are you skinny childrens? I can't see you.

Star Girl: Dark Powers? That is awesome.

Lucy: Thanks Star Girl. I was blessed by the Black Lightning of Nótt, the Norse Goddess of the Night.

Star Girl: That's really cool.

Lincoln: Lucy has alot of powers that are around darkness. She even has the power to kill spirits.

Lucy: That's right. But only if they deserve it.

Lola: I'll finish this.

Lola fired a blast of fire and incinerated Gramma Stuffem.

Yuko: That takes care of her.

Bruce: Yeah. She gives cafeteria cooks everywhere a bad name.

Numbuh 1: Agreed Bruce.

Numbuh 2: We've had enough of her food forever.

Lincoln: That's right. But I am stuffed.

Lilly: Me too.

Lucy: Her food was completely disgusting and she would even put dads cooking to shame.

Lola: I agree Lucy.

Yuko: Would you like to help us Lucy?

Lucy: Sure. I've got nothing better to do besides bear the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Lincoln: Welcome to Team Adult Genocide Lucy.

Lucy: Thanks Lincoln.

Yuko: Another Adult Villain destroyed and we have a long way to go.

Numbuh 2: Yep.

Gramma Stuffem and the P.T.O.O.E.Y Squad have been destroyed and there are more adventures to come.

Continues in part 3.