"Eradicating The Rhinovirus"


In a local park Team Adult Genocide was fighting the Common Cold.

Common Cold: Surrender Kids Next Door! There is no cure for the Common C.. Gyah... (Gears up to sneeze) I'm the Common Cold. (Sneezes)

Yuko: Try this on you mucus buttface!

Yuko fired a blast of fire at him and it burned his jet pack and he crashed to the ground.

Lincoln fired a stream of lightning and electrocuted him.

Lincoln: That oughta shock you.

Lucy fired a blast of black lightning.

Lucy: Let fear consume you completely.

The Common Cold saw everything covered in decongestant, chicken soup, cough drops and orange juice and he screamed like a little girl as well as cough, gag and sneeze.

Star Girl fired a blast of star energy from her staff and Hulk punched him in the face and sent him crashing into a streetlight.

Hulk: Puny Germ!

Lola: Common Cold we are the cure for the Common Cold and you have been eradicated.

Lola fired a blast of fire and incinerated him in an instant.

Numbuh 2: That was a good joke Lola.

Lola: Thanks Numbuh 2.

Numbuh 1: Good job guys.

Yuko: Thanks Numbuh 1.

Hulk: Hulk glad Common Cold is gone for goid.

Star Girl: Me too.

Lucy: Same here. Gag.

Ashley: I hate getting sick.

Yuko: Nobody likes it Ashley.

Lilly: Yeah.

Numbuh 4: That snotball got what was coming to him and he deserved it.

Numbuh 5: Numbuh 5 agrees with you.

The Common Cold was now gone for good.

Continues in Part 7