Mew Jem: BWUHAHAHAHA! I AM AT IT AGAIN! ANOTHER FANFIC! I am actually starting this because I am very bored. I NEED JUST ONE FREAKN' REVIEW SO I CAN UPLOAD MY NEXT CHAPTER! But noooooooooo everyone is reviewing Alex-oneechan's story. Hmf. So now me and Alex-oneechan are gonna write a fanfic together! YAY!
Mew Alex: YAY! OUR FIRST FANFIC TOGETHER! -huggles Kish-
Mew Jem: Hey! I want some Kishie! -pushes Alex-oneechan off of Kish and hugs him-
Kish: -looks up to the sky- What did I do to deserve this?
Mew Alex: Nothing! See how lucky you are?
Kish: How is this lucky?
Mew Jem: Think of it this way! You have two girls fighting over you and your perverted ways!
Kish: -mumbles- two crazy girls
Mew Jem: -pulls Zakuro's Crosswhip from behind her back and smiles innocently-
Kish: -sweats- But now that I think about it Ichigo is pretty crazy too!
Ichigo: WHAT!
Mew Alex: Well I roleplay as you so you have to be crazy :3
Ichigo: Who let this maniac roleplay as me!
Zakuro: I second that! And when did she get my Crosswhip? 0.o That's lethal you know.
Mew Jem: NO IT AIN'T!
Mew Alex: At least I don't have you with Masaya... but I could change that -evil smile-
Ichigo: -smiles sweetly- I could have never picked a better person to roleplay as me
Mew Jem: Well we could talk all night but these people want our story! At least they better -twirls Crosswhip in hand innocently- Kish, Ichigo, Zakuro hit it!
Kish, Ichigo, and Zakuro: Disclaimer: The Mew Bakas do not own Tokyo Mew Mew. But if the coughmaniacscough did they would blow Masaya's head up and kill Fox for killing Tokyo Mew Mew. They would also have paired Ichigo with Kish, Retasu with Ryou, Purin with Taruto, Zakuro with Pai, and would have made someone for Minto. They would like to own Kish but they don't.
Mew Alex: BUT WE DO OWN KISH! AND RYOU SHOULD BE WITH KEIICHIRO!
Mew Jem: That's it. No more yaoi for you.
Mew Alex: Awwwwwwwwwww! WHY? And all I watched was Loveless!
Mew Jem: ... I'll talk to you later... NOW LETS GET THIS STORY STARTED!
Chapter One: BOARDING SCHOOL!
"We're what!" Kish yelled furious. "Why do we need to go undercover as boarding school students?"
Pai jabbed him in the side and hissed in his ear, "Don't defy Deep Blue-sama you idiot."
"You will be able to defeat the enemy better if you know the enemy." Deep Blue said his voice fading. "You will be starting tomorrow." He disappeared along with the blue waves. The aliens hideout was back to normal.
"Dammit!" Taruto swore floating into the air his arms crossed. "I don't want to go to some dumb school."
Kish sighed and floated next to the boy and sighed. "Plus we have to obey their rules."
Pai just ignored them and started tinkering with some machine.
"I'm surprised you aren't happy you pervert." Taruto mumbled. "You are probably glad because the school isn't an all boys school. I bet you just can't wait to start flirting with all of those girls."
Kish stood there dumbstruck for a second then yelled. "YIPPY!" He started spinning in the air. "GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!" He continued singing while spinning in the air.
"Dumb ass." Taruto said. "Hey Pai whatchya doing?" He asked floating over to the other alien.
Pai looked up. "If it crossed your guys minds we can't be going as we look now. We're going to have to have disguises."
"So what's this thing?" Taruto asked floating upside down examining the machine.
"It's an illusion generator." Pai said fixing one more thing then pressed a big red button. The machine started up. It started shaking then out popped three small square metal boxes with big red buttons on the top. Pai tossed one to Taruto. "Press the button" He ordered.
Taruto shrugged and pressed the button. He got blinded by a bright light. When the light went away Pai was smiling proudly. Taruto walked over to a mirror and stood there in shock, his mouth wide open. His pigtail were gone. His hair color was the same but he had no pigtails. And his ears. They were small and puny and pathetic looking. His clothes were also messed up. He was wearing a shirt that actually covered his belly. And he was wearing long pants. Now that he looked closer his eyes were no longer yellow either! His eyes were now a light brown!
"WHAT THE HELL!" He yelled.
Kish looked over to Taruto and burst out laughing. "You look ridiculous!" He yelled roaring with laughter.
Pai rolled his eyes and threw Kish one. "You have one too."
Kish smiled. "Well at least I know I won't look as stupid as that!"
Kish landed on the ground and pressed the button. He got blinded by a light, just as Taruto had been. When the light faded away he saw Taruto rolling on the ground laughing. Kish ran to the mirror and stared at himself in horror.
His beautiful hair was all gone! He started touching the air where his hair should have been. And his eyes! His eyes were blue! Kish touched the side of his eyes. Then he saw his ears. His ears! His ears were so small! Kish stopped touching his eyes and started waving his hands through the air where his ears should have been. Then he saw his clothes. HIS CLOTHES! HIS TRADEMARK! He was wearing a forest green t-shirt and jeans! "PAI!" He yelled. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!"
Kish twirled around to face Pai but then burst out laughing along with Taruto. When Kish was mourning over his hair Pai had changed himself. His hair wasn't that different, since he had less hair then Kish and Taruto in the first place, but it was so different! His clothes were as ridiculous as theirs. He was wearing cargo pants and a black t-shirt. But overall he probably looked the best without his ears.
"Hmf how come he looks the best?" Taruto said crossing his arms.
Pai shrugged. "We don't have to pack anything because these make different outfits everyday."
Kish stared at the button box. "We can turn back right?" He looked up and Pai was back to normal.
"Of course you idiot." Pai said rolling his eyes. "Oh yeah and when we are humans we can't teleport or fly. So don't try to because it won't work."
Kish shrugged off Pai's advice and happily turned himself back to normal. "I'll worry about it tomorrow."
Ichigo lay in her bed in disbelief. How could her perfect life be ruined like this? She had just scored a date with Masaya Aoyama, the most popular boy that was in her middle, before the first school year of high school started. Then it happened. A blinding light knocked her out and she woke up in the dorm room of two boys from the high school! They were also popular, not as popular as Aoyama-kun but popular, and Ichigo knew them briefly. They were Ryou Shirogane and Keiichiro Asaka. Then they threw her into a pool of confusion with no floatation what so ever to keep her from drowning. Ryou was a big jerk, yet Keiichiro was polite and explained everything the best he could. Apparently Ichigo was now a super human freak who was supposed to save the world. Plus she had the DNA of an Iriomote Cat in her! And that she could transform into a half-human half-animal called a Mew Mew! Ryou gave a small yellow pendant and told her that when the time came she would know what to do. What help that was. Fortunately Ichigo didn't have to work alone. There were supposedly 4 other girls that became a super freak like her. They each had the DNA of some other type of animal. Thankfully all of the girls were going to THBSG. So it hopefully wouldn' take Ichigo that long to find them all.
The dorm room door opened. Ichigo twirled around to see a tall slender figure filling the doorway. Ichigo's mouth dropped. She was sharing a dorm with Zakuro Fujiwara! Zakuro was the most popular girl in middle school. For everyone older and younger, girl or boy it didn't matter, she was their favorite.
Zakuro nodded to Ichigo and asked, "You my roomie?"
Ichigo couldn't trust her voice to come out so she nodded, her mouth still wide open.
Zakuro held out her hand, "Zakuro Fujiwara."
Ichigo shook Zakuro's hand and sputtered, "Well I know who you are! I'm Ichigo. Ichigo Momomiya."
"Pleasure." Zakuro said setting her bag on the bed Ichigo didn't have.
"So, um Zakuro-san-" Ichigo started to say when Zakuro cut her off.
"Just Zakuro please." She said smiling. Zakuro looked out the door, which she hadn't closed yet, closed it quickly and sat down on her bed. Her smile was no longer there. There wasn't even a trace of it. "Are you one of those people that make those stupid fan clubs?"
Ichigo smiled and laughed. "Nope. Why?"
"Because I don't feel like putting up an act with my roommate." Zakuro said shrugging.
Ichigo had heard about how Zakuro was putting on an act from jealous people. Guess they weren't lying. Ichigo thought to herself. Many described Zakuro as wolf. She was always alone and never seemed to want friends. She was also very quiet sometimes which made her seem mysterious.
"Aren't you that girl the Masaya fan clubs hate?" Zakuro asked out of the blue.
Ichigo looked up her eyes wide. "They hate me! Why?"
Zakuro shrugged. "They are selfish and want 'their' Masaya."
"People know about our date!"
"If you go out with the most popular guy in school what do you expect?"
Ichigo plopped back down onto her bed. Great, now the whole school knew.
Zakuro scowled. "I don't see why people have to have a status in school. It doesn't matter once you get into the real world."
"You didn't want to become popular?" Ichigo asked sitting up again.
"Nope. Never did. I prefer to keep to myself." Zakuro said shrugging. "I need to pick up my schedule, later." Zakuro got up and walked out the room closing the door behind her.
Ichigo fell back onto the bed and sighed. "What a day. What a day."
End of Chapter One
Mew Jem: Oh yeah! I forgot to say something waaaaaay up there. The Mew Mews are around the same age so they are in the same grade. Just though I would inform you peoples of that.
Purin: BUT PURIN STILL ACTS LIKE PURIN! Na No Daaa!
Mew Alex: Well we might as well be fox if we made you mature.
Mew Jem: Got that right!
Mew Alex: Sorry people that this chapter was a bit short. First chapter are always like that for some reason.
Mew Jem: Oh and Alex-oneechan is writing the next chapter! I don't even know whats gonna happen next!
Mew Alex: Fun Fun!
Mew Jem: OH AND WE DEMAND 5 REVIEWS! R-A-W-R!
