Genre: Humor

Pairing: Roy/Ed

Warning: Crossoverness! Oh, AU

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from FMA or Harry Potter, I just play with them

Summary:What happens when a new student enters hogwarts school?

WARNING: FLAMES WILL BE USED TO ROAST MARSHMALLOWS: Yeah. So don't even think about it. If you have criticism try to keep it polite or I will block you from my comments box. Thank you and have a good night.

"Welcome to a brand new school year everyone. I have a few start of term notices for all of you. First of all we will be excepting two special exchange students into the fifth and sixth year classes, Edward and Alphonse Elric." said over the din of the students conversations. Near the doors the blonde brothers stood nervously. "They were sorted previously and will be joining Gryffindor house. Please be courteous and helpful to our new students." Edward and Al made their way to the Gryffindor table through the whispers and stares of all the others.

"Tell me again why we are here Al." whispered as they took their seats.

"The Philosopher's stone brother, remember?"

"Oh yeah." muttered. "But why couldn't we just sneak around and investigate, this whole school thing is going to get in my way."

"I am certain everything will be fine brother." Ed frowned and stared at the table, arms crossed and ignoring those around him.

"I would also like you all to welcome our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Professor Roy Mustang." said, welcoming the new teacher into their midst with a round of applause. The students clapped politely, and was only as Edward looked up and started clapping that his mind registered what the Headmaster had said.

"WHAT!" shouted. "That bastard how dare he!" Edward was fuming in his seat, Roy smirked and took his seat at the faculty table while the students stared even more at Edward.

"Brother, try not to attract too much attention will you?"

"That bastard. . ." muttered under his breath. Al frowned and poked his brother in the side.

"Now that all of the announcements are out of the way, please enjoy your meal." Food materialized on the table just as it did every year. Edward grinned and immediately began to pile food on his plate. Al sighed as his brother stuffed food in his mouth and tried to pretend he wasn't there. The red-headed girl beside him smiled and offered him her hand. Al shook it warmly.

"I'm Ginny, Ginny Weasley." said with a smile.

"Alphonse Elric. Although everyone just calls me Al." said smiling back.

"Where are you from? It is out of the ordinary for us to have exchange students."

"Oh, we're from the State Institute of Wizardy. My brother and I really wanted to broaden our horizons and decided to participate in the exchange at the insistence of the Headmaster." replied politely. "Although I have my doubts about how well Edward is taking the whole thing. Professor Mustang was one of the instructors at the Institute. I think brother was looking forward to getting away from him, they do not get along very well." Ginny smiled.

"After the reaction earlier I thought that might be the case. After dinner why don't I introduce you to some of my friends?" Al nodded.

"I would like that, as a new member of you class I really would like to meet some more people. Brother will be going into the sixth year class, do you have any friends there?" Ginny nodded.

"My own brother Ron is a sixth year, plus I made friends with his friends so I can introduce you to them as well. I'm sure your brother will be fine if he's anything as nice as you." Al blushed with a smile.

"He can be very nice, when he isn't angry."

"Hey this is milk!" came a cry from said brother. "Ugh. I hate milk."

"And when he isn't complaining." Ginny laughed and Al smiled again. "But he is my brother and I care about him either way. I just wish he wasn't so stubborn about the whole Professor Mustang, he really isn't that bad. He really does know what he's teaching."

"Well that's a. . ."

"Mustang can go die under a rock for all I care. The man followed us just to torment me you know." muttered.

"Brother!" Ed frowned and ignored his brother's protests.

"Well he did, just look at him! Smirking at me! He is such an ass."

"Brother, you need to be more careful. He is a professor, you have to be civil at the least." Ed frowned and glared at his plate in response. "Well at least think about it." Desert came and went, with Ed still glaring at the table. Al grabbed his brother's arm after dinner and followed Ginny up to the tower.

"Password." said as the trio stood in front of her.

"Proteus." said firmly, the Pink Lady nodded and the portrait door swung open to admit them. "The boys live up those stairs." She pointed, "And I wouldn't try going up the girl's stair, it won't let boys past." Al nodded.

"Thanks a lot Ginny, you've been a real help. If you don't mind my brother and I should get some sleep. We've had a really long day." Ginny nodded.

"Of course, will I see you tomorrow at breakfast then?" Al nodded. "Goodnight then."

"Goodnight Ginny." Edward was still in a foul mood as they went upstairs. The fifth year room was just below the sixth, and Al stopped before his door. "Well here I am, goodnight brother."

"Goodnight Al." said in a slightly more reasonable tone. He went up the stairs to his own dorm and into the room. He found his bed and changed into his nightclothes before tossing himself on the bed and going to sleep.