Imma Kiwi Bird: I'm like... all happy, cause I'm actually inspired to make this story. xD Also, I started this chapter the same day as I made the prologue. Yay for me.
Disclaimer: I don't own the HP or Naruto characters. Kishimoto Misashi and JK Rowling do.
Key for Text: "Words." This is in Japanese.
"Words." This is normal speaking.
"Words." This is thinking.
You and Me and the Devil Makes Three
Chapter 1: The Burrow
As if they were all robots, the other Jounin stood and bowed lowly, pretty much at a 90degree angle. Albus smiled. "No need to bow to me. We are of equal level, and need not be treated better than others," The others nodded and stood up straight.
"Now. Please; do introduce yourself, for I already have," Dumbledore smiled, motioning for one person at the end of the line the Jounin had gotten into to start. It was Hyuuga Hinata.
She turned red slightly, and despite what Dumbledore had said, she bowed. "I-I a-am Hyu-Hyuuga Hi-Hinata," Dumbledore frowned ever-so-slightly at her shyness, but he kept quiet.
"Inuzuka Kiba,"
"Yamanaka Ino,"
"Uzumaki Naruto,"
"Aburame Shino,"
"Akimitchi Chouji,"
"Haruno Sakura,"
"Tenten,"
"Uchiha Sasuke,"
"Rock Lee!" Albus Dumbledore gave a slightly chuckle at this boy's enthusiasm.
Dumbledore gave a nod at them all. "Well then, I am going to cast a spell on you all so that you shall be able to speak in my native tongue. It would be difficult for everyone else to understand yours..."
At this, Kiba stepped forward for a moment, frowning. "Will we at least be able to speak in Japanese still?" Dumbledore nodded, smiling at the teenager.
The aged man pulled out an elaborately carved stick from a hidden pocket. At the stares from the teenagers, and a, "What the hell is that?", from Yamanaka Ino, Dumbledore explained his wand.
"It is a wand. Simple as that," As soon as Albus finished his sentence, he swept his wand in a straight motion from Hinata to Lee. As it was swept through the air, the tip glowed. And all of the ninja felt a strange sensation through them, as if they were drinking an odd concoction made by someone in a hospital.
Albus followed up by flicking his wand at Shikamaru and Neji, whom where standing beside him. The two ANBU felt the same sensation, but spoke, nor tried to speak, fo it.
Before any of the Jounin could even ask about the feeling, Dumbledore pulled out four boots. All four were old, brown, and downright disgusting. The three girls gagged slightly, and Hinata paled. Dumbledore gave an assuring smile.
"Don't worry. These are Portkeys. They'll take us to my world," Dumbledore set all the boots spread apart by about three feet each. He instructed for three people to join around one boot. The ninja did so, then waited for further instructions. Dumbledore scooted into a spot with one group before answering.
"Place one hand on the boot. Keep a firm grip. DO NOT LET GO OF THE BOOT OR YOUR LUGGAGE." He warned. There were a few gulps as, again, the ninja all obeyed Albus and placed a firm grip on the boot, holding tightly onto their luggage as well.
"Five... four... three... two... one..." As soon as Albus finished his countdown, all of them felt a tug on their navel. Immediately, they were sent into a spinning tunnel of earthly colors; green, brown, dark blue. And occasionally another color.
Sakura, Ino, and Hinata, who shared a shoe, all squeezed their eyes shut, hoping that it would reduce the nauseous feeling they were getting from spinning in the tunnel.
All the other ninja were holding well. But, they couldn't ignore the uneasiness in their stomachs.
After it seemed like an age had gone by as they spun in the tornado, it stopped. They all were dropped to the ground, everyone landing on their stomachs or backs. Only Dumbledore had landed elegantly, standing upright. He didn't even look fazed.
"Well, that was fun, wasn't it?" Dumbledore asked, smiling again. Oddly, the Japanese nins understood the plain English the old wizard spoke.
"You call being spun continuously through a tunnel fun!" Both Kiba and Naruto yelled, pointed at Albus as soon as they stood, swaying slightly from the still-remaining nausea. Albus frowned slightly.
"Oh, trust me. You will get used to it," Albus stated sternly.
Albus started walking down the hill they had landed on. The Konoha ninja grabbed their suitcases and hurried after him, noticing where he was headed.
Down the hill was a tall house. It was at least five or six stories tall. But it seemed like ti was lopsided and awkward, and should just plain fall. Gravity shouldn't be on this house's side.
By then they had covered the short distance to the awkward house. There was a picket sign thrust into the ground before what seemed to be the driveway.
It read: The Burrow.
Albus stopped them before they reached the house's door. He turned to face them. "Now. The Weasley's-"
"Who're the Weasley's?" Sakura asked, blinking. I mean; if they would be staying there, shouldn't they know who the 'Weasley's' are?
Albus nodded. "Ah, yes. They own this house," He swept his hand towards 'The Burrow' before continuing. "They have agreed to keep you here, at their home. It will be crowded, ad they will be separating you into different rooms. They have even been kind enough to add another floor to their house to keep you,"
At this, most of the Konoha ninja were shocked. Added another floor!
"So, without further ado, go ahead," Albus winked at them, before he disappeared once more with a POP.
Neji and Shikamaru were automatically chosen to knock on the door. They were the ANBU, they should do it.
"Meh. The old man left us on our own, with no instructions? How troubleso-"
"SHIKAMARU, just get your lazy ass steppin'!" Ino growled, beginning to push Shikamaru, so he would be followed Neji, whom was already at the front porch, knocking.
Soon, the door opened, and a girl stood there. She had bright red hair to hr waist. Not the kind of red hair most people have, but it was flaming red. She blinked at the odd bunch with dark green eyes, which clusters of freckles had underneath them.
"Oh! Are you the people Dumbledore hired?" She asked, grinning. Neji nodded, bowing. The girl blinked at this gesture, but soon brushed it aside.
Before she could speak again, a woman appeared, brushing the girl aside. She, too, had red hair, but it was a bit duller and was to her mid-back, and was curly slightly. She was a tad on the shorter side; same height as Naruto. About 5'5. She was also slightly rounded, but not too much.
Suddenly, Chouji felt like he was not alone.
"My, my, my!" She cried, looking at them all. "These are the students? Well, you look no older than my baby Ron!"
From inside the house, a loud, "MOM!", could be heard.
"Well, I am Mrs Weasley. And you all are?" Mrs Weasley asked. After they all introduced themselves, Mrs Weasley nodded. "Good, now. Go inside and wait while I check to make sure the rooms are ready," She went waddling off, while Ginny, whom the girl turned out to be, dragged them all in.
As soon as they were in, they were pretty much caught off guard as a loud yell of, "FIRE!", was heard. Suddenly, they were all pelted with toffees. Actually, Naruto and Kiba had escaped, noticing what was about to happen.
The two looked for the source, and noticed two twins. Both, like Ginny and Mrs Weasley, had a shock of red hair, bright green eyes, and freckles.
"You two did that?" Kiba asked, in slight awe that the skilled ANBU themselves hadn't noticed them. The two twins nodded, grinning their heads off. Naruto held his hand up for a high five, and the twins took it.
"That was priceless!" Naruto congratulated, before going straight to introductions. "I'm Uzumaki Naruto,"
"Inuzuka Kiba,"
"Fred and George, at your service!" The twins spoke in perfect harmony, and even bowed at the same time. As if it were practiced. And, it was perfect.
Pretty soon, it was organized that Kiba and Naruto would be staying in Fred and George's room. At this, everyone groaned. Heck; some swear they heard the house groan as well.
The girl's would be staying in Ginny's room. As soon as 'Hermione Granger' got there as well, she would be joining them.
Shino, Neji, and Lee would be bunking in 'ickle Ronnikins'' room. Whoever that was. Also, Harry; the boy they were to protect; would be with them as well. Then, last but not least, Sasuke, Chouji, and Shikamaru would be getting the new floor to themselves.
Lucky.
When Mrs Weasley came back down, everyone but Neji went up to meet their roommate, converse, or just plain relax. Neji walked up to Mrs Weasley, bowed, and then spoke.
"Mrs Weasley, when will we be meeting 'Harry Potter',and learning about the school?" They were in the kitchen, and the mother of all the Weasley's seemed to be preparing a feast.
"Well, Neji. You will get a letter from Hogwarts. You all must attend there. And, Harry dear should be here any minute after Arthur returns. Until then, would you be so kind as to help an old lady prepare dinner?" Neji felt like he had to agree; from pity. The old woman was speaking behind an armful of pots and pans.
Soon, he was setting up the table and helping the woman prepare food. He actually did not enjoy this. Matter of a fact, he wanted to go march straight up to the room he would be staying in and leave the woman to make Lee or someone help her.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang, and for a moment you could see lights from a car turn off.
"Oh! That must be them. Go get the door for me, please, dear,"
