Author's Note: Say hello to another collab, lol.
AdV: Soo… I'm experiencing slight burn-out from Vulpine Overlord… and this lovely thing has been sitting and waiting for two years… and we both like it, like, a lot… soo… here's one of our Naruto rewrite stories in the works… I don't even remember how the idea came up… but it did… and we wrote a few chapters…
DMS: Been wanting to go back to this for a while, actually, due to the lack of good NarutoXAmi fanfics. The muses just haven't been singing.
But now, we can work on this and go back and forth between the two.
Legal Shit: Neither I nor AdVictoriam Custodes own Naruto or any of its associated works. This is but a lewd fanfic written for shits and giggles.
WARNING! This fanfic will feature the following content:
Sexual Content: Lemons, harem, lolicon, shotacon, oyakodon, threesome, cheating, impregnation, child pregnancy.
Egregious Story Elements: Alternate Universe, Altered Characters and characters otherwise acting OOC, Yandere Hinata, Character Death Aplenty, Lots Of Stuff Before Retcons, etc, etc
If the above mentioned shit is not your cup of tea, kindly turn back now and have a nice day.
Chapter One: the Fox and the Shrimp
Nearly ten years ago, in Konohagakure no Sato, the Village Hidden within the Leaves, a mighty fox demon with nine massive tails, each large enough to crush a small mountain, arrived to lay waste to the settlement.
No one knew where it came from or why; only that it had to be stopped before it destroyed the entire village.
So, in a last ditch effort to save his people, the Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato, summoned Shinigami, the God of Death to fell the beast.
But it could not be slain…
So, using himself as a human sacrifice, the man had this demon sealed away into his only child so that it could torment the village no more…
And now, in the present day…
...that same child…
...was the Dead Last of the Academy.
Naruto groaned in dismay; his brain hurt and throbbed from trying to remember all of these stupid names, dates, and bits of useless, irrelevant trivia for the upcoming history test.
It was late August and for some damn reason, knowing how the Shodaime Hokage liked to have his sushi prepared was apparently an important part of being a ninja?
How the fuck and why?!
The boy in question was nine years of age, nearly ten and sporting vibrant, blue eyes; messy, golden locks; and three whisker-like birthmarks on either cheek.
He hated those birthmarks… They were the cause of so many troubles and it didn't help that he was literally born on the day that demon attacked… But, there wasn't anything he could really do about that. (1)
Physical traits aside, the blond was decked out in a horrendous, orange tracksuit with blue and white accents, blue goggles worn as a placeholder for that headband he was working so hard to get, and a pair of indoor shoes―his matching, open-toe boots sitting in a locker.
Naruto sighed wearily and slammed the book shut, before looking up at a clock. It was almost seven? Holy fuck, he'd been here for three-and-a-half hours! And he still didn't know more than he did when he got here! He let loose another groan and put the text book back on the shelf, stretching a bit before packing his things and preparing to leave.
The librarian, an old lady with a permanent scowl upon her face, leered at the boy with a look of distaste as she addressed him. "Did you put the books back where they belonged?"
"Yes."
"Did you make sure not to damage―"
"Yes."
"If I find any wrinkled pages, you'll be the one paying for them!"
"I know…"
Truth be told, Naruto hated the old bat as much as she did him, or anyone else, in fact; but the whole affair was a minor annoyance in comparison to the upcoming exam.
He was going to fail at this rate… and possibly repeat the year, if not flunk outright!
The thought irked him. If he repeated the year, he would be far less likely to see his crush Sakura-chan… and the odds of ever being on the same team as her next to nonexistent, even if he graduated…
And if he flunked outright, he'd never achieve his dream… He had to do his best to avoid that!
But, he wouldn't have time to sulk about it as a girl made her presence known the instant he left the library.
"Hey, loser…''
The girl in question was a classmate of his, born later in the same month.
Her name was Mitarashi Ami, a delinquent with no real friends to speak of… kinda like him, though they've never spoken. Naruto was a prankster, but Ami was just another bully.
Aaaaand, like most girls in their class, she was more interested in the discount edgelord for some reason.
Naruto couldn't fathom why that was…
Regardless, the girl in question sported purple hair in an asymmetrical bob and brown eyes with dark rings around the irises. Those rings were an uncommon trait, mostly seen among civilian brats… for some reason chakra had a strong cosmetic effect on eyes.
In truth, it was more of a genetic adaptation, spurred by the nature of their work and enforced by the energetic mutagen, but Naruto didn't know that.
Her attire, meanwhile, was the definition of stereotypical―that being a leather jacket over her purple tank; black, pleated skirt; and fishnet stockings. Much like Naruto's regular footwear, her black, knee-high boots were in a locker as per academy rules. (2)
She usually disregarded said regulations, but apparently didn't feel like it today.
"I've got a name" was his annoyed reply.
"Whatever, loser."
Naruto twitched…
"...Got a moment?"
Naruto was visibly taken aback by that. He couldn't help but wonder why she came to him… maybe advice on something? The blond shrugged. "Sure," he grunted, giving her the stink eye.
It went without saying that getting dragged to a rather secluded restroom in the girls' locker room was the last thing Naruto had expected, but there he was.
He couldn't help but notice the lack of urinals.
Pushing that aside, however, the blond turned his attention to Ami. "So," he began, looking uncertain, and feeling flummoxed at suddenly being pulled into the ladies' room. "Now what?"
"Gonna cut to the chase," she said, placing her hands on her hips as she practically sneered at him. "You and I both know I wanna bag Sasuke. But with so much competition, I need a way to… stand out and we also both know that you're not having a whole lotta luck with the ladies." she smirked, which looked much more pleasant on her face.
"Gee, thanks for reminding me." Naruto muttered, rolling his eyes, "Sasuke this! Sasuke that! You're all the same." He threw his hands up and made to leave, "Forget it, I'm hungry. I'll just go get―"
"That said," Ami chirped, ignoring his remark. "I wanna know how to please a man."
Naruto stopped dead and stared at her, not sure how to react to that. "...Come again?"
"I wanna know what I'm doing so that I'll have an advantage over the others," she clarified, hopping onto the sink and crossing her legs enticingly. "Sooo… you let me practice on you and… well, you get laid. It's a win-win for both of us."
Being the daughter of a hardcore kunoichi, she had much fewer inhibitions… and if she could make use of that to bag her man, she would.
Without a shred of doubt.
The blond could only sputter incoherently, his brain needing a moment to process what she was saying.
Ami giggled at that; she had to admit, his reaction was rather cute.
He had no class and no sense of fashion… but he wasn't the ugliest boy she'd seen.
She wasn't even going to feel disgusted by giving him her virginity, unlike most other boys in class.
She spread her legs invitingly, an impish look in her eyes. "Sooo, whaddya say~?"
Naruto turned beet red at that… and then all the blood went down to his loins. She was cute, after all, and he was a healthy, hotblooded preteen male… and an early-bloomer on top of that! (3)
Also, if he learned how to please a woman in the process and helped Ami end up with Sasuke, he'd have a better chance of ending up with Sakura-chan! Not only would the object of her obsession be off the market, but he'd have more tricks up his sleeve!
Naruto took a deep breath before steeling himself and issuing his reply. "Alright, I'll bite," he said, blushing hard and averting his gaze, all but squirming in place. "So… how do we do this?"
Ami cooed adorably and went down onto her knees before the blond. "Just tell me what feels good and what doesn't so I can learn," she said, undoing his trousers without hesitation. "Other than that, all you've gotta do is enjoy the…" She stopped dead in her tracks while pulling the ugly-ass garment and his even more horrendous boxers out of the way as something… big sprang out and tapped her on the nose.
She didn't quite know what to expect in all honesty. But for some reason, this thing looked much bigger than what Ami saw in those porno vids she had… borrowed…. without asking… or any intention of returning over the past few weeks.
…Or any of the magazines…
Did they tend to shrink as a man got older or…?
Ami shook her head, not wanting to think about the implications. There was no way the Dead Last could be a horse hung stud! She would bet Sasuke's was bigger! Way bigger!
"D-don't just stare at… at the thing!" Naruto cried out in embarrassment, resisting the urge to hide it… not that he could, but he wanted really badly to try!
Pushing a stubborn, stray lock of hair out of her eyes, the impish girl glanced up at him teasingly. "Just admiring the size is all," she purred, causing him to flush. "Gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised~!"
"I-That-Its―"
Ami didn't know why, but for some reason, she just couldn't help herself; it was so fun to see him all flustered!
The blond looked away, but she could still see the blush blooming across his whiskered cheeks. Looking like that, he was… admittedly, more than just somewhat cute.
Nothing compared to her Sasuke, of course… but cute nonetheless.
Pushing those thoughts aside, she gently grabbed his dick and gave it an experimental lick at the very tip, just like the pornos suggested.
Naruto gasped and jolted in response.
''~Oooo..."
Ami glanced up at him, her hand still holding onto the manhood before her. "Hmmm~ A bit salty." She gave him another lick and another and another, swirling her tongue around the head and the lower shaft, doing her best to find his weak spots.
Naruto shuddered, bucking his hips and trying not to cry out in pleasure. Already, he could feel his balls starting to churn. Against these new, foreign, exquisite sensations… he wasn't going to last for long… it felt… nothing… nothing like his hand…
The meat pole in Ami's grasp shuddered.
Something the purple-head noticed, and slightly pulled back.
"Now, now, Naruto." she admonished, her warm breath washing over his dick making it throb even more, her eyes looking up at him teasingly, "If something as simple as this is enough to make you go, I won't learn anything~!"
"I'd… like to see… how long you'd last," Naruto grumbled challengingly between gulps of air. Holy shit he didn't even get off yet and he was already out of breath!
Ami wiggled her eyebrows.
"We'll get to that in time too."
After all, Ami also wanted to build up her own… endurance. A part of her shuddered just thinking about it, how good a tongue might feel down there… and don't get her started on this beast in her hands~!
If he was this big… just how much of a giant was Sasuke-kun? How did boys even fit these things in such tight holes? She knew women could stretch―they had to push out the babies somehow―but still…
Something to think about later… She went back down onto him and attacked the spot just below his bulbous head. Having already noticed that this was a particularly weak point in his armor, as it were, she was pleased to note that his breath went ragged almost immediately as he tensed.
Then, Ami took him into her mouth entirely for the first time and started bobbing her head along the first quarter of the shaft.
Before either one of them realized what happened, Naruto yelped and bucked his hips; a warm, sludgy liquid then hit the back of her mouth. Stopping herself from reacting―she didn't think a guy would appreciate having his dick chomped off, she quickly let go of his dick and aimed it to the side.
Another shot fired off, pulling a startled yelp from Ami as it splashed against the sink and the rope of white got onto her jacket. And then another followed. Much to her relief, however, this one was weaker and the one that came after was pathetic by comparison, making it clear that his balls had been emptied, though Ami was quick to note that Naruto's dick kept throbbing. His hips were also still instinctively thrusting as he kept trying to shoot off the spunk that was no longer there.
As his hoarse breathing stilled, the blond looked down and stared at Ami. And he just kept staring.
"A little warning next time," she muttered, pouting childishly as she wiped off her jacket from the incriminating evidence. "This was expensive…"
Of course, she didn't actually buy it, but it was expensive…
The blond blinked, somewhat startled by the implication. "N-next time?"
"Of course," Ami grunted. "It'd be pretty silly to assume that I'd learn everything I need to know in one sitting."
Naruto's dick throbbed at the notion and Ami blushed at the feeling.
Clearly, someone liked the sound of that.
The purple-haired girl cleared her throat and got up. "R-right, then," she muttered, hopping onto the sink once more. "That said, let's… see how long I last with you doing that to me…"
"Uh… right," Naruto muttered, turning beet red as Ami spread her legs for him.
After a moment of hesitation, he stepped closer to the girl and looked at her; really looked at her body. Young as she might've been, but Ami was already―albeit slowly―filling out. The benefits of kunoichi training, maybe? The civilian girls didn't have such proportions...
He knelt before her and gingerly reached out, gently caressing Ami's loins through the bright pink panties. It was surprisingly warm down there… and they smelled very sweet for some reason.
Ami moaned and kept herself from bucking like the blond did; it felt so good when it was someone else's digits doing that~! Eventually, when she was sure she had it under control, she licked her lips and grinned down at him, "Well, what are you waiting for, loser? Get to it~!"
Annoyed at the name calling, he frowned up at her, but didn't remove his hand from her clothed folds. Something in him didn't want to stop what he was doing.
"What?" Her grin widened spotting his reaction, and he was reminded just how much of a malicious bully she could be to others, "We both know you're gonna flunk anyway, Naruto. You have no hope of being a ninja. So why not make the most of it right now?" She purred.
A sweetheart, she was not.
The blond huffed in annoyance and slipped both hands under her skirt, pulling her panties down to see what they concealed. Truth be told, Naruto wasn't sure what he'd been expecting. But, when those panties came down and her hot loins were revealed, something about the sight and smell made his dick throb and balls ache. He wanted to stick his dick in there so badly right now, but resisted for now.
Then, like Ami had done with him, he dove in and gave her an experimental lick. The purple-haired girl yelped, her whole body going stiff at the sensation. She didn't expect it to feel that good! Taking that as a sign to continue, he dragged his tongue along her vulva once more.
...Why did she taste like shrimp, though?
"Uwaaa~!"
Questions for later…
Feeling rather proud of himself, Naruto flattened his tongue and attacked that little nub at the very top… and poor Ami didn't stand a chance. Her eyes rolled back and her hips bucked as the girl experienced an orgasm like no other she'd ever felt before.
It was nothing like the times she rubbed one out, thinking about Sasuke… not in the slightest.
Blinking away the pretty colors as the buzzing stopped, Ami averted her gaze and pouted upon seeing that smug look on Naruto's face. Clearing her throat, she spread her legs again. "So," she muttered, "um… girls can only get pregnant after they have their first period…" There was an awkward silence. "And… I'm curious, so… um…"
Naruto groaned, now painfully hard at the implication. His cheeks felt like they were on fire! "A-alright," he muttered.
"I'm only gonna let you do this once," she told him. "Next time, we're sticking to oral sex and hand jobs, got it?"
"Th-that's fine," Naruto replied. Truth be told, that sounded pretty nice, too. Getting up and sliding into position, he then gave her an uncertain look. "Y-you sure about this? I hear the first time hurts."
"I'm a tough girl" Ami grunted, pouting childishly. "I'll be fine." Truth be told, it was endearing that he cared, but at the same time, she didn't like being coddled―even if it was… admittedly nice of him.
Of course, she wouldn't mind receiving such sentiments from Sasuke-kun, but that was neither here nor there!
"A-alright," he repeated. Then, he aimed his cock towards her folds and gently, though clumsily slipped in with the plumette's assistance.
Ami, at first, gasped. Then she quickly bit his shoulder to hold in her pained shriek. Their intense physical training also ensured that her hymen would not be an issue, but still… it felt like she was being split in half! Was it even going to fit?!
Gentle he might've been, his size was still… well, not something a virgin should be trying out for her first time.
But she toughed it out nonetheless as he slowly sank into her depths. And soon enough, Naruto was balls deep inside of her. He shuddered at the sensation. It was so warm and tight… His whole body twitched and his dick throbbed at Ami's delicious embrace; it was like nothing he'd ever felt before.
Thankfully for the purple-haired delinquent, he resisted the urge to move, wanting to savor the sensation a bit, before looking down at the girl to see how she was doing. His dick throbbed seeing the barely noticeable bulge in her belly.
The poor thing was visibly struggling, biting her lip with tears visibly threatening to spill.
Naruto immediately panicked. "Y-you okay?"
"I… I'm fine," she groaned. "J-just give me a… a moment."
He did precisely that and Ami adjusted slowly but surely. Soon enough, the ache died down and she took a deep breath. Now, it was time. Swallowing hard, she plastered on the most determined expression she could muster and looked Naruto in the eye.
"I'm… I'm ready," she said. Her cheeks burned when she felt his dick throb again. "Just… be gentle."
"A-alright…'' Naruto mumbled… feeling an urge to kiss her… which he quashed before he could give her a reason to punch him.
This was just training!
Determined to get the most out of this, but not to hurt the girl giving him such fine pleasure, the blond slowly drew his hips back, his throbbing length inching out of her at a slow, torturous pace.
Both participants let out a pair of groans, as Ami's tight nether embrace didn't seem to want to let him go.
Then, he pushed back into her just as slowly and both shuddered at the sensation. Slowly but surely, Naruto started thrusting into her at a slow and steady pace, doing his best to be gentle as she'd asked. His breath went ragged once more, but he lasted much longer this time around. Still, though… it felt so good… and something about the adorable sounds Ami made sent shivers down his spine and through his dick.
But, at the same time, this was still his first romp… and Naruto's ridiculous stamina didn't quite translate to more… intimate activities as they both quickly learned from Ami's clumsy blowjob.
"H-here it comes," Naruto whispered; he was so close.
He could practically feel his balls tingling at the thought of blowing his load inside of her.
And not even two thrusts later, he did precisely that.
Ami shuddered and let loose a whorish moan at the sensation of his hot spunk flooding her loins. His orgasm, the feeling of his warmth filling her, having triggered her own, she came all over his dick, her juices splashing upon his balls like a tidal wave and Ami herself went utterly limp.
This load was much bigger, too… thicker and more potent.
And if either had been present for sex-ed last month, they'd both know how dangerous this could very well have been, even at their age. Not only were they using no protection of any sort, but a girl's orgasm made her loins more accommodating for a man's… essence. And making him cum before doing this ensured that his little, white army was fresh and ready to lay siege upon her inner sanctum…
But in the heat of the moment, the very possibility that Ami might be wrong hadn't even crossed their minds…
"Hey, Ayame-nee-chan…'' Much later, an exhausted Naruto greeted a very familiar waitress after dragging himself to Ichiraku's Ramen Noodle Shop. Though his experience with Ami was a brief one, it was still… draining; as such, it was nearly nine by the time he arrived… with a grin that just wouldn't come off stuck on his face.
"Oh! Hello Naruto!" the waitress in question smiled upon seeing her and her father's favorite customer entering their establishment. "We almost thought you weren't coming."
Naruto blushed, ducking his head so she wouldn't catch it… Oh, he came, alright...
"So, what can I bring this evening?"
"The usual," he grunted, face still red, and heart-rate still through the roof from what he did with Ami. His lips twitched, and he wanted to grin again. "On second thought, double that… I am hungry as all hell."
And tired… he was legitimately surprised by how draining that was. And yet, he'd do it again if given the chance… in a few hours. He was simply too damn satisfied to even look at a girl like that right now.
"On it," she chirped. Though she noted that he was utterly ragged, Ayame thought nothing of it at the time, thinking he'd just been training and lost track of time. This wouldn't have been the first time… "Do try not to push yourself, though," she told him. "You're still growing and I'd hate it if you hurt yourself."
"I'll be fine― Just need to rest is all."
Meanwhile, in a little hovel deep within the slums, a flustered Mitarashi Ami limped home. It felt like he was still inside her for some reason… and his seed was starting to trickle down her thighs.
It felt kinda gross, but she'll get used to it once Sasuke-kun was hers and bending his girl over every night. She giggled lewdly at the thought, her cheeks burning.
Pushing those thoughts aside for a more… appropriate time, she noted that the lights were still out. Apparently, her mother was still not home from that mission. Ami hoped she was okay…
Letting loose a heavy sigh, she whipped out her key. Truth be told, though, that was probably a good thing. If her mother was home, she'd notice that Ami was walking funny immediately and the plumette shuddered at the thought of the awkward conversation that would've ensued.
"Yeah, I probably should be relieved, this time," she muttered to herself. "Still hope she's okay, though."
With those thoughts out of the way, Ami stepped into their apartment, locking the door behind her. There wasn't anyone in this neighborhood who was dumb enough to try and break into the 'Snake Bitch's' appartment, but people's idiocy surpassed common reason at the best of times. And without wasting a moment, the girl began undressing.
She groaned at the slowly-becoming-familiar sensation of something leaking out as she did and the sensation of her sopping wet panties sliding down. Damn, that felt gross… just how much did he pump into her?! Fucking shit, it felt like there was a damn pint of the stuff!
They fell onto the floor with a lewd, wet 'schlop' sound. Oh, that was definitely going to leave a mess if she didn't wipe it immediately…
Which she did. With her dirty shirt.
Finally shedding her stockings last and feeling her lip curl down at the blatant cum-trail on them, Ami plopped onto her bed. She'd just wash it later; Ami was too tired to bother.
She just wanted to lounge around.
Though she wasn't even in her teens yet, the girl's training had ensured that she'd start developing much earlier, resulting in the wide hips of a girl three years older or so, though she was still flat as a board. A well-groomed and wispy tuft of violet rested upon her mound and the beginnings of a six pack were starting to form as the one thing she didn't skip out on was physical training. Both were visible, considering her undressed state…
She wondered what Sasuke-kun would think if he saw her now… She prided herself on having the best body among her classmates in PE, every last one of the others being a barely-developed, scrawny kid. But she was a proper, developed woman! No one could challenge her in that regard!
As the mental images of her crush's reaction played out, Ami blushed and giggled, a hand trailing down to her loins while the other cupped a barely-existent tit. Though her fingers simply couldn't compare to doing the deed, she still had plenty of fun that night…
The coming day, anyone who might've cared would've been surprised to see Naruto had come to class on time. Considered a lazy slacker by most of the faculty, it was normal for him to oversleep because he kept training well into the night. And being what he was, said faculty did their best to ignore his presence.
The number of people who did care, however, didn't need more than half a hand to count.
It just so happens that one of those people who did… was already there.
Hyuuga Hinata, the classroom's shy sweetheart and the heiress of the noble Hyuuga clan. And someone with a massive, borderline obsessive, crush on the resident whiskered troublemaker.
The girl in question was a blue-haired cutie with pale, lavender eyes. She wore deep, violet leggings and was never seen without that bulky-ass coat of hers, but she had a pretty face and Naruto always thought she was kinda cute.
Hinata shyly approached him on sight and sputtered a greeting that he was just barely able to hear… which elicited a hearthy chuckle from the blond.
"Nice to see you, too, Hinata-chan," he greeted back with an infectious grin.
The girl in question withdrew into her coat like it was a turtle's shell, bright red and fidgeting with a shy smile upon her face.
His uncharacteristic punctuality aside, the day carried on normally from there as Naruto took a seat. Ami didn't arrive for the next hour and she simply couldn't help but find herself staring at him on occasion.
Despite getting off no less than seven motherfucking times, yesterday, she still had a wet dream that night… and it was about him for some damn reason!
She tried to ignore the impulse, but for some reason, it persisted… and she only got more frustrated as a result.
As soon as classes ended, and most of the kids filtered out of the Academy, a red-faced, thoroughly bothered Ami walked up to Naruto and grabbed onto the sleeve of his jacket.
"Oh, Ami, he―''
"Shut up and come with me."
Her tone left no room for argument and Naruto couldn't help but comply.
Not five minutes later, they were back in the girls' locker room, though Ami decided to avoid the restroom since an Inuzuka girl noticed the lingering smell of semen that morning.
Needless to say, the staff were none too pleased when said girl reported it.
That clan and their damn noses…
The purple-haired girl gave Naruto a grumpy look.
"Something wrong?"
Ami averted her gaze. "I didn't expect it to feel so good," she grunted. "Kinda want another round, but that would be a bad idea."
Naruto blushed hard at that, unable to help but feel a bit proud of himself.
"Why not?" he questioned, only to receive a venomous glare from the nearly-10-year old girl, "I-I mean, it felt nice and if I made you feel so good then―''
"B-because!"
...She didn't elaborate, but her tone made him back down.
"Alright, alright. I get it." he countered, holding his hands up peacefully. "Sheesh, you don't have to be so bitchy about it."
Ami huffed, admittedly feeling a bit guilty. "I mean, I did tell you that we'll be sticking to handjobs and oral, didn't I? I'm perfectly willing to continue our… lessons, though. Still a win-win, after all." The girl then flashed him an impish grin. "Knowing how to please a girl will also make you more likely to stick your dick in Pinkie when I snatch up Sasuke-kun, y'know."
Just like anyone with a working ear, Ami was aware of the crush said boy had on one of their classmates… for some reason.
She couldn't guess why for the life of her, but at the same time, she didn't care enough to ask.
Naruto averted his gaze. "F-fair point." His loins ached at the prospect.
Ami scoffed, the grin turning smug and spreading across her face. "Alright, then," she began. "Let's get started! Just… try to warn me when you're about to fire off, this time."
Despite her initial stance on penetration, Ami found herself unable to resist the siren call of pleasure once he went down on her and let Naruto stick his dick back into her on one condition: he was to bust a nut in her mouth this time.
As such, she currently had one arm wrapped around him, the other bracing her against the wall as he fucked her sideways. Naruto had one hand on her thigh, the other wrapped around her waist and moaned in primal bliss at the sensation of being balls deep in her once more.
The sounds she made drove him nearly mad for some reason and her loins were just as warm and accommodating as last time. He'd stay like this forever if he could…
But alas, he had his limits… and when he started to reach it, Naruto cursed and pulled out, letting his partner fall limp to the ground with a yelp before placing a hand on her head and shoving his dick into her mouth as far as it could go… which wasn't all that much yet.
Ami let loose an uncharacteristic whimper, her eyes burning at the loss of pleasure and the forceful, gag-inducing intrusion while she cooperatively sucked him off. Not even three strokes in, he busted a nut into her gob with a moan that sent shivers up her spine.
The blond let out a satisfied sigh, the tension in his shoulders dropping as he basked in the sensation of a nut.
Only for his sex partner to ruin it when he pulled out…
"You need to build up more stamina," Ami muttered grumpily, pissed that she hadn't gotten off as well.
Naruto winced and doubled over as if he'd been kneed in the gut. That remark just… wounded his pride as a male.
"I was so close, too…" she huffed, raising her nose with crossed arms like a spoiled brat.
"...I'll make it up to ya," Naruto replied sheepishly, unable to look her in the eye for reasons that also baffled him. Still, it was only fair.
"Oh, you definitely will," she said, leering at him with one open eye, "But later―we're unfortunately out of time."
Needless to say, they had more than a little fun orally before she finally gave in… and she wanted to kick herself for not succumbing to that lust sooner.
"A-alright." he muttered, "If you say so."
Tucking his half-erect cock back into place, he figured this was as much as they would be doing today and made to leave.
"...One more thing," Ami called out, reaching into her coat pocket.
Naruto looked at her oddly, before turning around fully when she started shambling on up to him. The plumette then reached out with a fist and he held out his hand, an eyebrow raised.
The blond had no idea what he was expecting, but a very familiar pair of panties was definitely not it. He recognized them as the ones she'd been wearing yesterday.
"It's customary for a girl to do this after a good first time," she muttered, looking away. "It's basically a way of saying thank you."
Naruto blushed.
"Don't look too much into it," Ami deadpanned. "I'm just being polite is all."
"M-much appreciated." The poor boy was so far out of his element, now, not sure what else to say… but figured that was the one least likely to land him in trouble.
Over the next couple of weeks, the lessons continued from there and Ami learned quite a bit.
And so too did Naruto…
Like how to make her body quiver and shake from simply flicking his tongue against her pussy; there being a whole technique to it as well as knowing when and how to switch his focus to the little nub above it… how to flatten his tongue and flick it just right… how to keep up a good pace and make her toes curl.
Ami's back arched and she squealed both figuratively and otherwise, the girl's hands pressing his face against her crotch instinctively, gripped onto his hair. Naruto did his best to keep lapping her folds while she writhed beneath him, her grip loosening.
And when it did, he started kissing a trail up her belly and towards her exposed chest, covered only in a fishnet shirt today, much to his pleasant surprise… and the awkward boner of many a classmate.
Unfortunately for her ego, Sasuke didn't seem to notice… but Naruto made her feel so much better when their lessons began.
He was good at that… He was becoming great at that, in fact.
"Is it just me or have these grown…'' he muttered, sliding his hands underneath the garment to give them a squeeze.
The difference was barely noticeable; Naruto only caught it himself because he was so intimately familiar with her body by now… and wasn't that a thought then sent a wave of giddiness through him.
"P-puberty's kicking in early," she muttered, averting her gaze.
Naruto couldn't help but let out a warm chuckle. Something about the shy response he got out of her of all people was… well, kinda cute…
Pushing the garment up, he licked at one nipple, playing with the other while he used his free hand to take aim. His cock was all but crying out for attention by now.
Ami only squirmed beneath him, in both pleasure and anticipation for what was going to happen next, her nerves anticipating the daily dose of pure physical bliss that came with sex. She would never admit in a million years how much of a stud he was now, but the plumette took no small amount of pride in making him one nonetheless. He had to be a natural to learn so quickly… but damn if she wasn't going to claim he learned it all from her!
That annoying pinkette won't know what hit her; Ami almost pitied the girl.
Almost.
Her train of thought then came to a crashing halt at the sensation of a very familiar tool splitting her loins and stretching them to capacity once more. Her arms and legs wrapped around Naruto, her brain on autopilot by now as he pinned Ami down beneath him in a full-on mating press―thus far their favorite position by a long shot.
Ami wasn't sure why, but it felt… right. They barely tried any others since first taking this one for a spin on their third time for that very reason.
She didn't last long…
The plumette had to admit that the blond was getting good at this; not even three trusts in, he found just the right pace and started pounding her good and proper. Her toes curled and Ami could feel the pressure in her loins building within seconds.
She mounted no resistance; the girl just threw her head back and howled in pleasure as she reached her limit.
Naruto grunted in exertion, shuddering at the sensation of her inner walls clamping down on him, her nipples now hard as diamonds and pressing against his chest. But he didn't even skip a beat.
Poor Ami was gasping for breath as a result, a second orgasm following immediately after the first, making her toes curl, then a third washed over her and a fourth before Naruto reached his limit.
But, reach it he did.
As his balls churned and dick throbbed, the blond squirmed against Ami's grasp while still pounding her. Every damn time they did this, it became harder and harder for Naruto to pull out… and equally difficult for Ami to let him go when she was still conscious, but he managed.
He was to practice pulling out after all, just in case. They didn't know if Sakura-chan's cycle had started yet or not, so Ami had instructed him to do that… supposedly for his sake.
In truth, she was having him do that for entirely personal reasons that he wasn't privy to quite yet… In truth, she was getting nervous about how good it felt… and that worried her.
Was she really becoming a creampie addict as well as a sex addict? That was just… her mom would wring her neck off. Naruto's too.
Forcing himself to sit up and withdraw from his partner, Naruto took aim and let loose a pleasured groan; he blew his load all over the plumette's face, chest and belly, rope after rope of his essence covering the barely-conscious girl as all of the tension in his loins was finally released.
Ami only twitched and gurgled in response and Naruto sighed in relief.
The blond simply couldn't help but feel his pride swell at the state he left poor Ami in, the girl now little more than a twitching heap, her stamina wasted while his… was not. He chuckled and tucked away his now-drooping cock before standing up. With a groan, he stretched and then he started fishing some napkins out of his backpack.
Of course, the both of them were more careful about leaving a mess this time so no one would catch on that something lewd was happening in the girls' locker room. Only they knew… or so they thought…
Hours later, elsewhere in Konoha, in her bedroom, a red faced girl with pale eyes and dark blue hair sulked, knowing full well what… and whom her crush had been doing the whole time. His innocence was hers to take, damn it! Who did that degenerate hussy think she was?!
A black cloud of doom hovered above her head as she pouted, hugging a body pillow with Naruto's likeness printed upon it. Where the fuck she got the damn thing, no one quite knew… or wanted to know, though her caretaker couldn't help but stare at it oddly when she entered.
Clearing her throat, the maid in question addressed her charge.
"H-Hinata-sama," Natsu began, "is everything alright?"
The woman was a pretty thing in her early twenties; her eyes were as pale as Hinata's, her dark green hair done up in a bob with a maid's headdress and a metal-plated headband covered the… blight upon her forehead. Etched into the slab of steel was a depiction of a dead snail masquerading as a leaf. This was the crest of Konohagakure no Sato, the "Hidden Leaf" Village.
As one would expect of her station, Hyuuga Natsu was otherwise garbed in a traditional maid's uniform.
"Grumpy," Hinata grunted.
A long, awkward silence filled the room as Natsu awaited the continuation that never came; her mistress was seemingly in no mood to elaborate.
"Right, then," the maid muttered. "Shall I fetch you some cinnamon rolls?"
"Yes," was her curt reply. That would make her feel a little better…
An hour later, also elsewhere in Konoha, another woman in her early twenties let loose a heavy, tired sigh.
She was a busty and shapely woman with an athletic build; her deep, violet hair messily done up in a ponytail with a plated headband bearing the crest of Konoha upon her forehead, this woman was otherwise very scantily clad. Her provocative attire mostly consisted of an open, tan trench coat. Underneath, she wore little more than a skirt and fishnet, with a pair of greaves and combat boots finishing the look.
This was Mitarashi Anko, the mother of Ami and former apprentice of Orochimaru.
Needless to say, that bastard's betrayal had a bit of an impact on her life, which was precisely why she had a biological daughter who was nearly half her damn age while still in her early twenties.
The girl was her spitting image, too, save for the brown, two-tone eyes. Anko's bore more of a dull violet hue.
Speaking of her daughter, as the woman passed by a rather famous ramen stand, she was surprised to see a very familiar jacket at one of the seats and simply had to double-check.
"...Shrimp?"
Said "shrimp" almost choked on her next bite. Swallowing it down with a cough, Ami slammed a closed fist against her chest as she fought to clear her airway.
"M-Mom!" Ami coughed once more. "Are you trying to fucking kill me?!"
"I mean, it would be one less mouth to feed," Anko joked darkly, letting loose a hearty chuckle when the girl gave her a half-hearted jab in the chest. "So, how've ya been?"
"Okay-ish," she grunted, only to get shoved to the side by her mother, "H-heeey!"
"I'm taking this seat."
Ami pouted and groaned before scooting over, only to let out a squawk as Anko grabbed her and placed the girl on her lap. The woman in question only chuckled when she turned bright red and groaned, head schoching against the counter to hide the burning blush on her cheeks.
"Mooom!"
"Aw, c'mon Shrimp. Mommy missed you," she cooed, "and I barely ever get a chance to tease you~!"
Ami groaned louder, and then blushed even harder when the waitress started chuckling at her dismay. Pouting as she pushed off the counter, the girl realized she lost this round and collapsed back against her mother.
"So, what've you been up to?" Anko asked, reaching up to run a hand through her daughter's hair. "Not getting into too much trouble, are ya?"
"Not unless you count the usual," Ami grumbled. "Mizuki-Sensei's an ass. So, I broke his arm last week."
"Looks like someone needs a reminder of who your mother is, then," the woman commented darkly.
"Mom, no!"
"Mommy, yes~!" Anko giggled. Then she pouted overdramatically upon seeing her baby girl's sour expression. "Aww~ You're no fun."
"I can take care of myself," Ami muttered. "Besides, we both know what happened last time. I don't want you to get in trouble again."
"Last time was a fluke and you know it," the older woman protested. "Seriously, why the hell was that weirdo doing laps around the school, anyways? Running on his hands, no less!"
"Apparently lost a thumb wrestling match to a colleague," Ayame chimed in.
"That just raises more questions," both Anko and Ami muttered at the same time.
The waitress giggled. "Don't mind Guy-Sensei. He means well."
"If you say so," Anko muttered. "If you ask me he's just another weirdo."
"Like you?" Ami chirped, only to get her cheek tugged. "Ow-ow-ow!"
"Pot and kettle, much? Also, in my defense, he's the only reason that incident even happened." There was a long, awkward pause, before Anko spoke up again. "So, what're you doing here?"
"Hmm? What'dya mean, Mom?" Ami muttered, reaching for the still half-full cup on the counter in front of them.
Only to have it grabbed out of her hands and held above her head. Ami glared at Anko who grinned playfully at her.
"I can't remember the last time you ate ramen, Shrimp," the woman pointed out, waving the cup over her head like a bait. "I thought you didn't like how spicy it was."
"I... don't?" Ami muttered uncertainly, before shrugging. "Just had a sudden craving for some ramen, I suppose."
"She's been hanging out with Naruto recently, I hear," Ayame chimed in, leaning over the counter towards the kunoichi and whispering mischievously. "Guess he's rubbing off on her."
There was a moment's pause as Anko processed the implications.
"...If you start wearing those awful tracksuits, I'mma spank you," she threatened.
"Ugh! Please don't even joke about that," the younger purple-head groaned. "His fashion sense is trash; I swear he must've been dropped a few times on the head as a baby…"
"Now-now. I won't have you badmouthing my favorite customer like that young lady." Ayame said, leaning on the counter; not like there was anyone to serve besides Anko and Anko was… Anko. She'd know if the woman wanted something. "Naruto's just prioritizing his studies over that kinda thing is all."
"I believe it," Anko commented. "I've seen how much effort he puts into it despite his grades, so it's pretty clear that he's determined to be a ninja if nothing else." Most ninjas kept a distant eye on him…
"He's always been dead-set on it," the waitress added. "Wants to go all the way and be Hokage, in fact."
"Ha! Go big or go home, eh?" Ami chuckled, never having heard that tidbit. "I can respect that." Truly she could.
Of course, that goal of his wouldn't happen in a million years, but the plumette had a soft spot for the ambitious ones.
She was one, after all.
A certain lazy Nara goggled.
"Naruto, you're on time?" A slow, tired blink, "Again?"
Naruto looked at him crossly.
"What's it to you, Shikamaru?"
"Troublesome." The black-haired boy's head hit the desk with a thud as he just went back to sleep. The blond wasn't worth his time, anyway.
"Troublesome, he says. Everything is always troublesome for him." Naruto muttered as he ascended up the classroom. "What a lazy jackass."
Then he looked around in search of an empty seat. There wasn't any sort of seating arrangement the students had to adhere to, so everyone just sat with their friends, or where they felt like.
Naruto prefered to be in the back. Away from the teachers and their judging stares, where none of the kids could laugh at him.
"Um-aaa… Na-Na-Naru-to…'' a very blushing bluenette said as she stood up once he was close.
Naruto turned to face the sound of her voice, and smiled at the girl.
"Oh, hey Hinata. What'cha need?"
''...Um-Y-you c-caaan sit… sit… sit with…" Unfortunately for the hormonal little girl, as she made the offer, all manner of naughty mental images bombarded the poor thing, her mind going a mile a minute.
The first was of Naruto secretly molesting her under the desk. The second, of him taking her to the stairwell and mounting her from behind, busting a fat nut inside her with no regard for consequences… and then they were doing it sideways in the bathroom… and mating in the girls' locker room, and then the two of them eloped into the starlit night, Hinata herself being whisked away in a bridal carry, before doing it in the woods… and in a cheap hotel… and in far away lands as forbidden lovers on the run…
Before she could force out the rest of her sentence, Naruto saw her eyes roll back… and she fainted. He tried catching her as she fell over, but he wasn't fast enough. So she fell down with a quiet thump.
Stuck in a very awkward pose due to his failed attempt to catch her, Naruto stared down at the Hyuuga heiress.
"What a weirdo," he muttered, picking her up and propping her over the table, before
noticing that the seat next to her wasn't taken and decided to occupy it himself since he was already here.
Classes went like usual, with the only oddity being the constant glances he kept giving―and kept receiving from―Ami.
He couldn't wait for their mutual training to begin! He was nursing a painful boner the whole time!
Later that day, after class ended for the day, Naruto shuddered pleasantly at the sensation of Ami's ministrations. The young girl was bobbing her head up and down at a firm, pleasurable pace. Naruto's hands itched to be placed on top of her head. She pulled back and gave his shaft a nice, long lick, but then she jolted and turned pale, withdrawing entirely.
"Are you okay?" Naruto asked, looking worried.
''M'fine," Ami grunted, waving him off dismissively as she fought down a wave of nausea. "Just give me a minute. Must be something I ate."
Naruto, however, wasn't entirely convinced. He pushed off the wall he was leaning against and crouched beside her. "Are you sure?" There was genuine worry in his voice as he spoke… he couldn't help it, an abrasive bully she might be but he was starting to think of her as a friend… sex friend? "Why don't you take a break and just let, uh..."
"Your concern's kinda cute," the girl admitted, slightly annoyed, "but I'm a tough girl. Stop being so mushy with me. We're not buddies!" She didn't want him to get the wrong idea. She was only doing this for Sasuke! For Sasuke! Not because it felt nice...
"Umm… 'kay," was Naruto's subdued response.
Eventually, Ami was certain whatever hit her passed. She looked down at Naruto's lap, to his hard, throbbing cock bobbing there, covered in drying spit and saliva… and grabbed it. Naruto yelped, and fell on his back.
"A-Ami?!"
"This thing won't go down on its own."
"If you're sure…"
"I'm fine. Now let's get this over with, I still want my turn!"
Naruto's face scrunched up in concentration, as he debated over himself. They could both have a turn, maybe?
"Hey, Ami. Turn around."
She looked up from his groin, which she had started licking again.
"What, why?"
"I… um… I read about this thing… It's… uh... It's called the sixty-nine."
Ami, a regular connoisseur of porn and smut, immediately realized what he was proposing. Her mouth took on an interesting O shape… before an impish grin crossed her face.
"Naruto, you've got yourself a deal!"
By the end of the next week, the lessons had long-since ended as Ami was satisfied with the skills and knowledge she'd attained. Naruto had become rather well-versed in pleasing her as well, and hoped he'd be able to charm Sakura into accepting a date with him sometime soon.
But, of course, the pinkette that he was crushing on had her eyes firmly set on Sasuke. If nothing else, though, she was clearly not willing to share, so it was only a matter of time…
And in the meantime…
Groaning, Naruto's head thunked against the table as their teacher droned on and on about some mathematical nonsense that Naruto was certain he'd never be able to make use of as a ninja.
"Um… Na-Naruto-kun. Are y-you… okay?" Hinata's meek voice immediately grabbed his attention, as he turned his head, still lying on the table, to look at her.
The pearly eyed bluenette had been getting less weird, and now no longer fainted if they spent a few minutes talking. She was… nice. Very weird, but nice. And kinda cute.
If he was being honest, he could see them becoming friends easily.
Funny, he could've sworn he'd seen her glare at someone in the classroom a few times… he didn't think the mousy girl had it in her to be angry with someone, though. She seemed too meek and nice for that. He wondered who it was… before realizing he still hadn't answered her question.
"I'm fine. Just bored half to death."
"Y-you should p-pay a-attention, Naruto-kun." the girl said shyly, poking her fingers together.
"But I can't…'' the blond whined. "I'm terrible at memorizing things… I'm more of a do and get done kind of guy."
Hinata blushed, and averted her eyes.
"I-I-I could…'' she stuttered, not able to look at him as she spoke, "H-heeelp... Y-you, Na-Naruto-kun."
Hinata wanted to beam on the inside. She did it! She finally mustered up the courage to ask him to hang out with her! Oh, she was in the clouds! When Naruto saw how helpful she was, he'd spend more time with her! They'd talk and work together… aaaand then…
She almost fainted from even thinking about it…
...they could do the thing… he might've not been, but she was still innocent… if she could give that to her beloved Naruto…
Naruto stared at Hinata, as her face went through a myriad of red colours, until she ended up looking like a tomato. A tomato… that was on fire.
...what a weird girl, he thought.
''...nah, I don't wanna trouble ya… but thanks Hinata." He grinned at her. "You're a really nice girl."
"Naruto!" Iruka-Sensei's voice startled them both!
"Wha..?" Turning around, only now did he realize there was some sort of a commotion in the lower levels.
Naruto frowned deeply, noting that Ami was at the center of it… and the poor girl looked like complete and utter ass.
"Ami's not feeling well." Iruka-sensei declared, glaring at him. "Which you'd know had you been paying attention."
"Sorry, Iruka-sensei…'' Naruto mumbled, his eyes not leaving Ami's hunched-over form.
She seemed in a lot of pain...
"If you're really sorry, you'll do as I say. And since you clearly have more important stuff to do than follow the class, you're going to be the one to take her to the infirmary."
Naruto was bounding down the steps before Iruka had even said the last word.
"Yes sir!" he came to a halt beside Ami, who looked even worse up close. Leaning close to her, he asked, "Ami, what's wrong?"
"I dunno." she whimpered, "But it hurts."
"Okay… just bear with me for a bit, it's going to be okay." He patted her back, "I'm here."
The purple-haired girl blushed heavily… then felt her legs being swept up from beneath her. Some of the kids gasped.
"Na-Naruto!" she shrieked, and then she found herself nestled in his arms, staring up at him. It took her a moment to realize the position they were in, and her blush worsened… as did her stare, which turned into a small glare, "What do you think you're doing!"
Naruto grinned down at her. "Bringing you to the nurse!"
"I can WALK you idiot!" she yelled and punched him in the middle of his torso… before groaning as another wave of pain hit her midsection.
Naruto looked up at Iruka-sensei, who seemed slightly bewildered by the scene. "Can we go?"
"Oh―Of course. Go, take her to Otoha-san… and keep an eye on her until she's released. It's not like you were going to pay attention anyway." That, and it'd keep him out of trouble…
Naruto ignored the latter comment and carried Ami off to the nurse's office.
Of all things the academy nurse had been expecting to deal with today, the biggest troublemaker in said school delivering the second biggest to her in a bridal carry was not among them.
Otoha had no idea how she should feel about that, either, but the young brunette ushered them in nonetheless. Checking the girl's vitals and doing an initial scan for anything out of the ordinary, she didn't see anything, other than that Ami had gone a bit pale, but that could be caused by a number of things.
So, she performed a few hand seals and her hands started glowing green. One on the girl's forehead and the other on her abdomen, Otoha scanned the girl and immediately noticed something off about her chakra…
"How did you end up with chakra poisoning of all things?!" That was a very rare condition, almost exclusively resulting from large-scale military conflicts! The first major way this happened was falling victim to one-too-many genjutsu, the other being over-exposure to the lingering chakra of a battlefield.
Of course, it could also be caused by getting in a fight with a Hyuuga, but that was the kinda thing the whole village would've heard about.
There were two others, of course, but she didn't know about them… as the first concerned an S-rank secret…
The second, meanwhile, was coming into contact with a powerful demon's chakra, but most people who came into contact with that were typically killed by said demon, so the number of such cases in the village's history could be counted on one hand.
And of course, the number of cases prior were just as far between.
"Chakra poisoning?" Ami repeated, before wincing. "Are you sure? I don't think it's supposed to feel like this."
"It is in rare cases where a large concentration of the chakra has been soaked into the abdomen, but still… this is very strange," Otoha muttered, "I'll give you one more scan… I want you to tell me exactly where the pain comes from and when it started."
"It's only been a few days," Ami grunted. "It's right below the navel, specifically."
"Not sure if it's related," Naruto chimed in, "but she's been having stomach issues for about a week now."
"Naruto!" Ami sent him a scathing look, "That's embarrassing!"
Otoha looked at Naruto more closely, seeing how concerned he was for the girl beneath that forced grin of his, and nodding. "No, he's right to speak up about it. That could very well be related, or at least a contributing factor."
With that, she gave the girl a second scan to see what the cause might be. Perhaps it was a particularly nasty period? Sometimes, even kunoichi had debilitating cramps… and how intensely their bodies used chakra could contribute to the pain, as the energy in question was manifested in the core. Checking her hormone levels, Otoha noted that Ami's estrogen levels were through the roof… So, she checked the uterus more directly.
"Oh…" the woman muttered, visibly surprised. "Well, then… I do not look forward to telling your mother this…" Said woman had a reputation for being… rather scary, after all.
"O-oi! Don't just leave me in suspense," Ami protested, now sweating bullets as the nurse started walking away.
"You sure you want him here to hear?" She tilted her head in Naruto's direction.
Ami rolled her eyes. "Iruka-sensei said he has to stay."
"Very well…'' Otoha sighed and gave the girl a firm look. "You're pregnant."
First, there was silence…
...and then the combined, shocked shouts of "WHAT?!" from Naruto and Ami… Otoha felt the need to check her eardrums.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PREGNANT?!" Ami shouted, "I CAN'T BE PREGNANT!" She never got around to seducing Sasuke and… Naruto only ever finished inside her once!
Otoha gave her a flat look. "Precisely what it sounds like," she said. "You are with child… about two weeks in or so, in fact." Seeing the look of confusion in the girl's eyes, she sighed. "You did attend the sex-ed course, right?"
"Erm… I was… home at the time.'' Ami glanced away, feeling rather small and foolish under her withering gaze. "Busy."
Truth be told, she just skipped out on it, thinking the course would be completely unneeded. She already knew that sex made babies and the instructions on how to use protection were worthless to her because she wanted to bag Sasuke.
But, as the old saying goes, experience is a cruel teacher.
"Oh, you'll be busy alright," Otoha sighed. "This is what happens when you have unprotected sex."
"But you can't get pregnant if you haven't had your first period!" Ami countered. "Everyone knows that!"
"Not true," Otoha grunted. "Part of the reason why the sex-ed course is mandarory is to dispel that misconceptive drivel." At the girl's paling face, she continued her lecture. "It's less likely, of course, but the cycle starts with ovulation."
In fact, the Yondaime made it so precisely because he'd learned that shit the hard way when his deceased student was replaced. The girl who filled his slot was… rather aggressive to say the least.
She wondered whatever happened to her… and the child he had with the girl. She assumed they died in the demon attack, but was never able to find any information on the matter for some reason… (4)
"Oh, gods, my mother's gonna kill me…" Ami groaned, before another stab of pain hit her and she quickly grabbed her stomach. Besides her, Naruto stared at her in worry, his face slightly pale.
Otoha sighed and performed a quick healing technique to alleviate the pain. Its effects were only temporary as it did jack shit about the chakra poisoning causing it, but she wouldn't be writhing for the next hour, at least.
And not even ten minutes later, one Mitarashi Anko was ready to castrate someone with a fucking cheese grater! Before murdering them! Painfully!
Nobody would find the body...
"Mitarashi Ami, spill it!" Anko said harshly, not bothering to use the girl's nickname, ''Whose is it?! Was it that Uchiha brat I hear you yapping on about?" Oh, she was livid… This was exactly the situation she'd been trying her damndest to avoid with her baby girl!
Said girl looked close to tears.
"Wha?! No! I…'' she sniffled, "I never got the chance to try, because he won't even give me the time of day!"
"THEN WHO WAS IT?!"
Ami flinched and looked down between her feet, but remained firmly silent. She… she didn't want to blame Naruto, it was her fault for being stupid… and her mother would kill him...
Naruto, unable to bear the spectacle, stepped in before Otoha could stop him. "It was me," he announced.
Ami's head whipped up, almost as fast as Anko's hand, which went to grab the blond by the collar of his jacket. The other… held up a pair of snakes that emerged from the sleeve of her trench coat, hissing in his face.
Anko's sickly-sweet, sadistic grin of doom was positively venomous.
"Come again, brat?!"
"I'll take responsibility," Naruto squeaked, suddenly fearing for his life.
And rightly so…
"M-Mitarashi-san," Otoha sputtered, trying to diffuse the situation. "You can't threaten students like that."
"Try and stop me!" Anko challenged, snarling with such ferocity the nurse cowed instantly. "I'll waste this little shit!"
"I'll take good care of her," Naruto assured quickly, sweating lightly… Man was this woman intense! "Even if I have to drop out, I'll get a job and…"
"Naruto, no!" Ami protested. "This is my fault!"
"The hell it is!" Naruto countered. "I'm the one who accepted your offer."
He almost immediately winced, and cast a wary eye back at the livid mother… and her snakes.
Her hissing, way-too-close-to-his-face snakes.
"Oh, I would love to hear what that offer was," Anko growled, her gaze falling upon the purple-haired girl.
"Uh… well… y-y'see…" Ami muttered hesitantly, wincing at the look in her mother's eyes.
DMS Notes and Trivia
1: Yeah, he was born that day and that would be widely known, or at least believed, with Kushina being a factor. Just another reason why the whole "Danzou leaked the information" retcon is just stupid. Not only is it out of character for someone so patriotic to risk a walking WMD bearing animosity towards the village, but it's utterly unnecessary from a storytelling standpoint! The implications of Naruto's whisker marks and him being born that day alone would be enough for people to connect a few dots, including some that purely exist in their collective imagination.
Let's also not forget that his demonic chakra would be detectable by various means and undoubtedly give him an unsettling aura. This thing is a powerful demon, for fuck's sake! Or rather, it was until Shippuden fucked up the lore.
In any case people are stupid; there are some who'd think he was the demon reborn or "sealed into a human form" based on the whisker marks and birthday alone! Methinks Mizuki is among them. It'd be a minority, mind you, but one that is responsible for a lot of Naruto's neglect I'm sure.
2: Given that she's older in this scene than in any of her canon appearances… to my knowledge, I figured a change of attire was in order. Her character and altered background only made me want to do it more.
3: Yes, those exist. Hell, I was one myself; my first crush happened when I was in the second grade!
4: Indeed it does start with ovulation. I am utterly shocked by how many grown-ass people are unfamiliar with human reproduction these days.
Also, yes, that's how Minato met Kushina in this version. I prefer it in all honesty, because of course I do. XD
AdV: Redhead Loli Nympho… what's not to like. Gimme one of those, gimme!
DMS: Exactly!
Parting Notes: And that is the first of many done. And I must say I am very much enjoying how it looks. Ami is such a neglected character. I shit you not, I had someone who specializes in Naruto lewds ask me who she was when I requested lewds of her! This is inexcusable! I DEMAND SHRIMP PORN! XD
AdV: Rule 34 finds a way…
DMS: Rule 35 is the way!
