A shout out two my first two reviewers! Son of Darkness and miako! THANKING YOU GREATLY!
last time...
As the two nin surfaced they already knew that something was horribly wrong. they didn't know just how wrong until they got on solid ground and got a good look at themselves. when they did...
"SCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Explanations OR "WHAT DO YOU MEAN! ITS PERMINIT?" +
As the jusenkyo guide looked up at the sounds of panic he new that, once again, one or more unfortunate souls had fallen into the curse'ed pools of sorrow. as he peered out the window and saw that there were two unfortunates the thought of 'Wow! Fifth time today! A new record!' crossed his mind, quickly followed by 'I hope they take it better than the last three! i only finished bandaging up!.. again...' with that worrying thought he went to greet the fools coughcough i mean customers. but not before putting some water on to heat. as he approached the customers he noted that one had fallen into the spring of drowned Ranma and the other spring of drowned peregrine falcon. they had gone quiet now so time to jump in and relate the tragic tales.
"Ohh! honored customer fall in spring of drowned peregrine falcon! too too tragic tale of peregrine falcon that drown here 11,000 year ago!" Hhmmm, he had there attention and they hadn't grabbed him yet. good fortune. "Ohh! other honored customer fall in spring of drowned cursed tai jutsu expert! too too tragic story of how, 10,896 years ago, cursed tai jutsu expert named Ranma knocked into spring by feuding fiancées! now when hit with cold water turn in to tai jutsu expert or boxum young woman!"
"WHAAAAATT!"
"Urk!"
apparently that didn't go down too well with the honored customer that fell in the pool of Ranma's bane, seeing as how he was pinned to his cabin staring into red eyes with strange comma marks in them... again. "Eep!"
"for your sake there had better be a cure to this or i will happily disembowel you." came the flat, emotionless voice-of-doom-stemming-from-pissed-off-red-heads. (patented to Kenshin Himura. perfected by Yoko Kurama in human form)
"Change back with hot water!" and with that sentence he found him self falling to the ground and the girl in his hut, already poring water from the tea kettle over her ahh.. himself.
"Yatta! it works! Kabuto get over here so i can change ya back!" with those words the falcon (who had been watching in fascination) speed over to Sasuke, who promptly poured the hot watter over his companion.
"come on lets get out of here before something else happens" fated words, for, as they set foot what else should happen but a sudden rain shower should strike. except this time...
"what the heck? this isn't my form! i don't have a braid! i don't sound like this! GUIDE! i thought you said we reversed the transformation with hot water!"
"only temporary. change to cursed form with cold water. no cure. is permanent."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN! ITS PERMINIT?" ' i should have known the curse hadn't changed in 10,896 years. wait.. how do i know that it hasn't changed?' "has anyone come up with a cure?" 'please please please let there be a cure!'
"maybe the Joketsuzoku village knows of a cure"
"ok we'll check there" but a feeling of impending dread refused to leave Sasuke alone 'I have a bad feeling about this. I have a really bad feeling about this.' made circuits in his head the whole way to the village of Chinese amazons (though how he knew that they were Chinese escaped him entirely.)
to be continued +
ok third chapter done! and out of curiosity did any one notice the subtle hints I've been dropping in the 2ed and 3rd chapters about the fact that someone else was cursed. I'll give you a hint: loyal to konoha. see if you can't guess!
could you review? pleease? the next chapter will come out faster (and longer) if you do.
