Chapter Two

The Bloody Battle

"ALRIGHT!" We all yelled, we had just finished a long and painful battle with a powerful behemoth(LOL MAD BEHEMOTH), but we made it through. We quickly healed ourselves, then walked back into the control room. We had already been sailing for two weeks and had raided four ships. The earnings were hardly enough for me.. 80 cheese burgers and 109 loaves of bread? Gimme a fucking break. BRING ON THE CHEESE CURDS, THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE!

"I'll go make us some supper." Laura said as she made her way down to the bridge and into the kitchen room.

"Ok, have fun." Nicole called behind her.

"Man that was pretty hard, we almost didn't make it." I said in a serious voice. "Maybe we should train on easier monsters before we try taking one of those things out again." And maybe someone should make DINNER more than ONCE A FUCKING DAY.

"Yeah, I totally agree." Nicole said, while steering the ship, she was our engineer since she knew most about mechanics and such.

Then suddenly her eyes grew wide. I looked in the direction that had caught her eye, it was another ship!

"YES." I said as I smirked. Food found us.

"Alright." Nicole said.

"LAURA, GET UP HERE!" I yelled.

She quickly came running up, asking questions, then she saw the ship in front of us. It was time for a ship battle.

When the ship was close enough we jumped onto theirs pulling out our weapons, we landed. When we stood up we knew whom we were dealing with. Black Pirates, our worst enemy, we quickly forced ourselves forward and started fighting. No, we weren't much for negroes. Laura was challenging another man with a sword but she soon out fought him and stabbed him right in the stomach.

"Epilepsy!" Nicole yelled. As a huge spaz of a thunder bolt came down on her opponent. He fell to the ground dead, shaking madly, then she moved to the next pirate.

I drew out my pez machine and shot quickly, I killed 5 men, then I reloaded, just as another pirate came up behind me. I smacked him in the face with the plastic of my pez protector then kneed him in the penis, and then when he was on the ground I put 6 pez into him. Now I'm all out..

"GASTRIC FLOW!" Laura yelled. A whirlwind of gas and air surrounded her opponent, then she slashed him with her sword and he fell to the ground with blood spewing from his side and onto the wood of the floor. A pirate was sneaking up behind her, I shot him in the back, Laura had heard this and turned around. "Thanks." She yelled. I gave her an Ebert and Ropers big thumb up and continued to fight.

Nicole loaded her cross bow and shot. The arrow went through one man's neck, and still went sailing through another, killing two men. The she yelled out "SACK OF TURDS" And it restored her HP by 500. Then she walked up behind one of the pirates and wrapped a chain around his neck, she strangled him and then left him on the floor.

"POORING WASTE!" I yelled as the fire engulfed all of our enemies in a huge firestorm of crap, and other unmentionables. With that they were all weak. I shot 5 men. One of them tried to stab me with his sword, but I dodged him and shot him in the leg three times. (Once is never enough, stabbing needs to be thorough) Laura ran up to one of them and slit his throat, threw him to the ground, and cut the next man's arm off, then his head. Yes, we do like to chop up our opponents. Makes for a good stew.. She left the dead bodies and moved on to the next pirate, who was holding a bow and arrow. He tried to shoot her, but she blocked the arrow with her sword. Then she picked up the discarded arrow and threw it back at him, she got him right in the center of his left nut. His weakness. Nicole loaded her crossbow again and shot one pirate right in the leg, and then she smacked him and punched him in the loins.

We were hot, sweaty, and exhausted. but still we made our way over to the storage room. None of us believed in bathing. In there we found 3765 gold, 23 sacri crystals, 45 magic droplets, 67 sacrum crystals, and some jewelry that we could sell for big cash later on when we found a populated island. We took all we could find and loaded it into our ship.

"That was easy." Laura said and she stretched out her arms.

"Yeah." Nicole said.

"Why don't we stop by Sailors Island tomorrow and sell that jewelry we found?" I suggested. "We could get a lot of money for those." Sailors Island was quite the place, believe you me.

"Yeah no kidding!" Nicole said as she halted the Decahedron, and dropped the anker. Laura ran down stairs and finished cooking the soup she was making. I didn't bathe.

It was now 7:30 pm and we all sat outside drinking our soup and looking at the stars. We were near Valua. I could tell because we were under the yellow moon. I looked up at the stars. I thought of Spencer. I missed him dearly. I loved him so much. Then I made up my mind, the next time we encountered Clara's ship, I would win Spencer back. I knew I would…I had to… And on the way, WE'RE STOPPING AT WENDY'S!