Woo hoo...two chapters in two days!

Ok Hey people…sorry, this is just a random thought I had. I'm going to post 'reviews' to the characters reactions after each of there chapters…so when you rewad a characters reaction from now on, if you want you can leave a review directed to them! It will help me out too, its hard to come up with a bunch of different reviews. So this is kind of related to chapter one…Let me know who's reaction you want to see next!

-Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Reviews to Hermiones Thoughts.

Hullo Hermione! I can't believe I'm writing a review to you! Is it really you? I absolutely LOVE you! I understand completely why you are so mad…you and Snape? And Malfoy? They are all so evil! Its horrible! I really thought you and Ron were going top make it? That's too bad. But it sounds like Sirius and you get along just fine:D I still think that you and one of the twins would be good together, but if they already have girlfriends then I suppose you and Sirius are ok together, he IS cute! Who are the twins dateing? Can you tell me? Please!
Luv u! –Weasleytwins4eva

Dear Weasleytwins4eva

Yes it is I. I'm flattered that you love me so much. It really is amazing to know I have such fans. And I'm also glad you see what is so horrible with people pairing me up with Snape and Malfoy. There is nothing between Sirius and I, we umm, I think the computer must have added something that we hadn't said? Um, so yes, nothing between us. Ha ha. I'm sorry, but I really don't think I can tell you who the twins are dating, it is there business after all. Sorry.

-I love you too, Sincerely Hermione Granger.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Like OMG….is this really Hermione? Hermione Granger? Like THE Hermione Granger? Like omg…Y R U like, so boreing? All you do is like, reed stuff, and its like, boreing. Like seriously U need make-up…badly. And a hairbrush…ever heard of like, a Straightener? U must be rich now right? So like, we can be friends, and I can like, take U 2 the mall, its like this place where they sell clothing and make-up and theres always really cute guys there. And we can like buy stuff, and I'll give U like, a make over. OMG, sounds like fun right? xoxoPrincess Beauty Goddess!xoxo

Dear Princess Beauty Goddess.

Ok, for starters, your grammar is horrible. But since this is the computer I will ignore it, for now. Also, you insulted me in the first half of the letter…then in the second half you wanted to be my friend? Do you have a brain problem? Just curious. This is a review column; you are supposed to say what you think about what I wrote. Which, you didn't do at all. By the way, I know what a mall is, I'm muggle born remember? I'm actually surprised you even know what a book is?

-Sincerely Hermione Granger

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Great story! I can't believe there were so many things wrong with what people are writing on here! I'm glad you pointed it out though! I'll make sure to recommend it to many people who write fics about you!
Rebecca!

Dear Rebecca

Thank you! Please recommend it to a lot of people, I don't mind finding stories about me, as long as they are accurate! Thanks again!

Love Hermione

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ha ha, I loved the ending. Hm...you and Sirius Oh! And you forgot to mention that you are sometimes gay with Fleur, Cho and Pansy. Lol! But yes, just curious, what's Harry's reaction to him and Voldie. :) Oh, is Fred and George going to show up? Just wondering... I like them. Lol! OH! And whats Ron's reactions? - it would be funny to see how he reacts to him paired off with Malfoy or his sister. Lol! Anyway, This was so funny! Haha, pink frilly aporns? Wtf?
-Mistress of Craziness

Dear Mistress of Craziness

The ending is fake…I was supposed to delete it but I think Harry and Ron posted it so please ignore it…ha ha, yes. Ignore. Please? Pretty please? I didn't know I was in stories with Cho? What is wrong with people, honestly do you not read, Cho does not like me. She thinks Harry was cheating on her or something with me. Remember how he kept bringing me up while he was on dates with her? Harry's reaction to him and Voldemort…guess what it would be. We all try not to let him find those fics. He would freak out! Fred and George are visiting next week I think, so they might get a glance at this…I don't know what you mean by show up though. I'll pass the message on that they have fans though. Do you really think it's safe to see Ron's reaction to him and his sister? He freaked out when he found out about Harry and Ginny…umm…you know. When Ron found a story about him and Ginny it took a week to calm Ginny down, and about two weeks to calm Ron down. Pink Frilly Aprons was in a story I found once called Love Is In The Air…it was about me and Sirius, weird…ha ha, sigh. Thanks for the review!

Love Hermione!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hey Mudblood, guess who! That was a stupid thing to write although I agree on one particular part, but seriously, who would want to write about you? Heck, who would want to be with you even? I think Wormtail would have more class then to sleep with the likes of you! Guess who this is by the way, you don't deserve me writing to you even!

-On the Run

On the Run – If this is you Malfoy I swear you better watch your back! We will find you! Your pitiful insults don't bother me, I'm actually flattered you took the time out of your running to look up stories about me, and written by me! Thank you! You don't deserve me writing to you either but by the time you finish reading this reply to your review, Harry has probably tracked you down, watch out behind you!

Your downfall-Hermione

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ha! You and Sirius are making out! That's so funny! Woo hoo! - Sam's Firefly

Sam's Firefly…We are NOT making out! We were um, talking, yes!... Talking! Ha ha… umm, yes, so please don't get too umm, excited. gotta go –Hermione

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Miss Granger.

As much as I agree that you and I would never be together, and find it ridiculous that so many people believe Hogwarts has an apprentice program, I would like to point out a few things. Believe it or not I do bathe regularly. I also believe that it was Dumbledors time to go, I made an unbreakable vow and I was not going to risk breaking it for that old bat! Now, you always thought that you were so smart while at school; do you really think it is wise to insult me? Tell dear old Black that he is sick, preying on girls' young enough to be his daughter.

Sincerely, Professor S. Snape

Dear SNAPE

You are NOT a professor anymore so quit signing your name as if you were. I stand by everything I said about you. And if by regular you mean once every two years, I still have trouble believeing it. As for you killing Dumbledoe, how could you! We TRUSTED YOU! You stabbed us all in the back! And if you are threatening me, you best watch your back. Harry, Ron, Sirius, and all my other friends are here to watch my back, as I'm here to watch theirs. Tell me; are you and Draco Malfoy still together? Sirius would like me to tell Snivellus to mind his own business and to get a life because he is a backstabbing moron who didn't deserve to graduate, let alone become a professor.

Drop dead, Hermione Granger.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hi Hermione! I'm so glad I'm talking to you! I loved your, um, story…but I was wondering could you pass my story onto the Marauders? It's called ' The Marauders Go To Disneyland ' and I think they might…like it! Thank you!

Sincerely – IceAngel89

Dear IceAngel89

I'm glad that you liked what I wrote, I hope you and your friends take notice of what I say in it…minus the last little bit with Sirius, that really wasn't suppsed to be posted. But anyways, I'll pass your story on to the Marauders, no problem. It sounds good! Dangerous, but good. They don't by any chace destroy the place do they? I hope not.

Sincerely, Hermione Granger

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

dear hermione! did you really right this? are you the real hermione granger? i hope so. its too bad what everyone writes about you! sorry to hear it. so can you tell me how you harry and ron find all the horcruxes? and how did harry destroy voldemort? was it hard? please right back to my review!

-H P Fan

Dear H P Fan.

You really should use capitals at the beginning of your sentences, as well as on names. I'm glad that you agree with me on the fact that people really write weird storys. If I told you what happens in the final book, I would have to kill you. Justkidding, its just a bit of humour…honest. I CAN tell a joke people! Anyways, I don't want to ruin anything so I'm not going to tell you, the seventh book will be published, don't worry!

-Hermione Granger, the one and only!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

OMG HERMIONE! YOU LUCKY DOG! YOU GOT TO MAKE OUT WITH SIRIUS BLACK! EEEEEHHHH! I WISH I WAS YOU! He is SOOOO HOT! I absolutely LOVE HIM! Can you tell him that? EEH! I CRIED SO MUCH WHEN HE DIED! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for bringing him back! EEEHH! I LOVE YOU FOR THAT!

Your new number one fan – Mrs. Sirius Black!

Dear um, Mrs. Sirius Black.

I um, am glad you are happy that I HELPED bring Sirius back, but it wasn't all my doing thank you. I would also like to point out that no matter what the last bit of my letter/story said, I DID NOT make out with Sirius Black….so please don't say anything. Especially to Harry…or Ron…PLEASE? They might get upset and THINK its true...even though its not...nope, not true, not at all... Ahem, Sirius would like me to ask you where you live. He finds it freaky that you are signing your name as Mrs. Sirius Black and would like to send you a restraining order.

Thanks for reviewing. Hermione Granger

P.S. it is good..:P

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm so sorry Hermione that what I may have written offended you! I'll delete my storys now and only post ones that are true! So sorry! – RabidHarryPotterFan

Dear RabidHarryPotterFan

Thank you. I'm glad my message got across to some people. I forgive you.

Love Hermione

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hermione. I think stories about you and Snape are fantastic! I love em! Have you read any about you and Voldie…or Tom Riddle? So fun! Hee hee…

Love: Hermione Snape!

Dear…reviewer…

I can't even write out your name it creeps me out so much. You creep me out too…all those stories are sick! I was going to complain about the ones with me and Riddle…but I got a little, um…side tracked…I got to go.

Shuddering…Hermione GRANGER!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Reply to Review Reply!

Hermione

No they haven't destroyed it, yet, anyways. I am still writing it but not sure if i want to continue seeing as people have sent me hate mail stating I am not good at writing the humorous aspects of Sirius, James, and Remus. I do hope that you, as well as the rest of the gang, read my story and tell me what you think. Thanks.

Sincerely IceAngel89

P.S I actually do think that you and Charlie Weasley make a cute couple (andbefore you bite my head off, which I know you will so calm down and let mefinish before you say or rather type anything back ok?) even though you guysare, I think, 8 years apart because you both are intellegent and if I am not mistaken he made Head boy and I know you made Head Girl so that is my explaination. Oh and in someway I also think you and Draco (yes I said Draco, you heard me correctly) do make a cute couple because I know you could get through to him and make him a nicer and more respectful person towards others especially Harry. I really like to see those to as friends and even Snape as like a fatherly figure towards Harry. For instance 'The Painful Guardianship" is a good example on how those two can help each other. Anyways long review so don't get too angry with me. )

Dear IceAngel89

You are the first person to reply to a reply to a review! That is so nice of you, in a way. I'm glad to hear that the marauders haven't destroyed Disneyland yet in your story…my parents took me there once when I was younger…yes ALL the way to AMERICA people, you know we can travel to America! Anyways, I'm sure your story is great, and people who can't appreciate it are crummy people anyways. Don't give up. Is it your first attempt at a fic? Sirius said he enjoyed it anyways…James still refuses to talk to Remus, but I think Lily is still explaining some things to him about FanFiction. I think its funny. I never really thought about Charlie that way…and I suppose if he didn't have a girlfriend, I might actually consider it. But he has a girlfriend, and he's Rons brother…like a brother to me in a way…least brother like out of the Weasley boys, I mean…I hardly know him. I'm glad that you think I could get through to Draco, but trust me when I say this…NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! And him and Harry will never be friends…it would be nice to have him on our side because believe it or not he does have SOME brains, but hes too evil! I think the closest "fatherly figure" Snape would get to Harry would be when he tried to protect him that one time in forst year. And that was only because he owed James his life…But Snape sees Harry as a young James double…so yea…plus I think Harry would rather kill the great Git! Anyways. Thank you for reply to my reply to your review so fast:D

Sincerely Hermione!

----------------------------------------------------------------

Ew Hermione.

You forgot to point out in your little story that you are also a boyfriend stealer. You STOLE Ron from me…my Won Won…you forced him to cheat on me with you! I hate you. Personally I think you should be with Malfoy. He's evil enough for you, plus he might cheat on you so you know how it feels! I wouldn't put it past you to sleep with all the marauders…or all the Weasley boys. Who cares if Charlie, Fre, George and Percy have girlfriends. Ron had a girlfriend! ME! You….you…BOYFRIEND STEALER!

-Lavander

Dear Lavander

How many times do Ron and I both have to tell you? He DID NOT cheat on you with me. We were up in the Dormitory with Harry. He put on his invisibility cloak so when we all came downstairs you could only see Ron and I. It doesn't matter though because you were starting to annoy Ron and he wanted to break it off with you anyways. Look, your pretty, and sometimes brave, I'm sure you could find another boyfriend…try asking the giant squid…or one of the creatures from the Forbidden Forest. :D

Glad to hear from you again…not... Hermione

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

So what do you all think? Who should I do next…? Let me know! And check out my other stories located on me homepage!

Now click the little button at the bottom of this page that says "Go" and leave a review! Thanks to all these AWESOME people who did that already!

IceAngel89 : I think I will use your story…lol

Miloslava : Thanks for the review…I think :S

Asterisk Truly : Thanks…I tried to make it funny

Mistress of Craziness : The Frilly Pink apron was from a story I read a while back, it was cute, I could always do a Snapes point of view if you want! I didn't even know that there were Cho/Hermione stories going around out there…huh? Of course Fred and George are going to have their own section, what kind of a complaint fic would it be without the mischievous duo:P

Iaveina : Glad you liked it so much:D

Sam's Firefly : I never said they were….:P

jayne-ron-leo : Glad you liked the ending:D