Ok Hey everyone! Now I know a few of you wanted Harry and Sirius…they each had three suggestions, but the Twins got 4…so I'm gonna do them first. And then next chapter, let me know if you want either Harry or Sirius…actually there were a few Ron's too….So…who's next? Harry, Sirius, or Ron! PLEASE TELL ME!

Oh…and after this chapter, leave a review for Fred and George!

Disclaimer: I own nothing…But plot.

IMPORTANT

Normal writing is Fred
Bold writing is George
Italics writing is Ron
Bold and Underline is BOTH Fred AND George

-Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me

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HEY EVERYONE!

Gred and Forge here!

Or, you people on FANFICTION

Might know us better as…

Fred/George W.

That's right! We don't even get to be individuals!

Just because we're twins, doesn't mean we are the-

SAME PERSON!

I am me, not he or we.

As I am me not he, thee, or we.

I wouldn't mind being THEE…it sounds important.

But Fred…according to FANFICTION…you are a nobody…you are me…and I am you…And I am I and you are you too!

WHAT?

RONEIKINS! How good…

To have you-

Drop by!

Have me drop by…I live here! You two came to visit me!

Actually…

I came to see Harry and Gin…

WE…WE…in FANFICTION, there is no I when the Twins are involved…

and WE also want to see Sirius and James well we're here…they might have a few good ideas for new jokes.

Right…? What kind of jokes?

Oh dear Ronniekins…awe we comfoosing yoow?

NO! It's just...you arent going to try and test your products out on me are...You know what...NEVERMIND!

Pow Ronniekins…his big bad bwothers awe scawing him.

ARE NOT!

ARE TOO!

ARE NOT!

ARE TOO!

Are not…huff! … … … …Fred? George? Where did you guys-

BOO!

AHHH! BLOODY HELL! Don't do THAT!

Scare ya?

NO!

Liar.

No need to pout Ronnie! Did we hurt your feelings?

I'm sure dear old mum wouldn't want -

Her little Ronniekins to pout.

Want mommy to kiss you better?

Or perhaps Hermione?

WHAT? Hermione and I are JUST FRIENDS! And you two know that!

Oh right I forgot…It was her and SIRIUS that I hear are hitting it off pretty good, not you…my bad.

Her and…SIRIUS? As in Harry's godfather who's old enough to be her FATHER!

What other Sirius do you know?

Ooh ooh ooh… We can get Ginny to kiss Ron better…

WHAT! She's my SISTER you GIT!

Yes but in FANFICTION…

You and her get paired up as a couple quite a few times.

EW! That's just GROSS! That's…that's…

Insece?

Dirty?

Disgusting?

Atrocious?

Foul?

Horrid?

Nasty?

Nauseating?

Offensive?

Repulsive?

Revolting?

Sickening?

Vile?

I think I'm gonna be sick!

I'll take that as sickening.

Or repulsive…Hey at least Gin wouldn't have to change her last name...

Oh GOD I'm gonna hurl…I gotta get out of here…

And there he goes…

RUN RON RUN!

I hope he makes it to the bathroom.

So do I…

Maybe we shouldn't have reminded him about the Ginny/Ron fics…

No I don't think so…

… … MEH!

You know we've been paired up with Ginny before too…we've had three ways between Ginny, and us.

Ew…wait…would it be considered a three way? Or a two-way? You know…considering that we become Fred/George W.?

I never thought of it that way…Hmm?

Hey…How come Fred's name comes first? Why can't it be George/Fred W. What if someone out there is hopelessly obsessed with me…and they go to look up George Weasley and find…none!

They turn to the hotter twin…and find... none…HEY!

Then they go…hm…I wonder who Fred/George W. is?...

I've never heard of him?

Then we lose all our fans!

I hate fanfiction.

Yea… but some stories aren't bad…like…me and Katie…hee hee…

Wink wink…nudge nudge…waggle waggle…

Waggle waggle?

Yea…you know like eyebrows…Waggling eyebrows…?

Ri-ght

I mean…guess who he's goin out with!

OH! Well HEY…if you told who I'm going out with I can tell who your going out with!

FINE!

OLIVER WOOD!

WHAT!

KIDDING…kidding…hee hee hee…Although you are in some fics…it's actually quite funny to read…

(…)

FINE…He's going out with this muggle girl who lives near Diagon Alley…HAPPY?

Yes.

Good.

I can't believe you people put us with Wood…ew…

They also have us with some good ones…Katie, Angelina…you two did go out a few times…Alicia, EW PARKINSON?

Eww…eww…ewww…

Gross…and ewww…LESTRANG! And dare I say it…a three way with Hermione and us?

Hermione? Huh…never thought about that.

Yea…what's this…ewww…TWINCEST! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!

You know I would never think of you in that way right Forge?

Yep…and you know I would never think of you like that right Gred?

I sure as heck hope not…

You people have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands!

You have enough time to write stories about us…but not enough time to give George and I our own names!

You know we really don't mind if you use us in your stories…

And some of the inventions you come up with give us some good ideas…

Just keep it real people.

Fred and I are NOT gay, so we would never do THAT with a guy.

We would never commit TWINCEST…although

When we were younger…

Our mother used to give us a bath…

In the same tub…

At the same time!

But besides that…

No TWICEST…

Or incest with any of our other brothers…

Or Ginny…

I am NOT going out with Verity…or anyone else who works for us!

I am only going out with Katie! Not Katie AND ANGELINA…

And I can assure you neither of us are going out with ANY SLYTHERIN PRICK!

Or teacher…ESPECIALLY not SNAPE! EW…

So please people…If you choose to write a story about Fred/George W.

Or George/Fred W.

Please…stick to the true stuff…

You know what…just stick to the girls and we'll be happy…

We are also starting a petition…

We want our own names on FANFICTION!

So feel free to sign below…

PETITION TO REPLACE Fred/George W.

We would like to replace Fred/George W. with TWO separate names :

Fred Weasley…. AND ….. George Weasley!

Please sign below!

1-Frederick Weasley

2-George Weasley

The rest is up to you! People…leave a review saying you would sign the petition…

And maybe we'll pay you a visit…

Now…we have some Marauders to visit…

Pranks to test…

Where's Ron?

And another story to appear in! (Wink Wink)

And I have a date tonight!

So this is Gred and Forge…

Or as you know us…

Fred/George W. …. OVER AND OUT!

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Well that's it people! Chapter 4 I guess…who do you want to see next? Just leave a review…but leave a review for Fred and George for my next Chapter…I need them to reply to reviews too! So if you would like to say something to Fred/George W….now's your chance!

Thanks to my AWESOME reviewers:

Asterisk Truly : My lips are sealed…Shhhhhhhh

jayne-ron-leo : I'm glad you liked the last chapter…I think Lavanders review was cool!

killing u with umbrellas: Nice name…please don't hurt me…:P Tanks for the review..glad you liked it!

Mistress of Craziness : I'm glad you didn't mind me using you in Hermiones review! I needed ideas, and yours was good, I had to change a few words, but nothing much.

goddess of trix : Glad you like it!

Snapehermionelover : I'm glad you liked it…Yes, I'm probably going to get Snape to take a stab at your name…we'll see what the outcome is…lol

Sam's Firefly : Of course we know what was going on…who doesn't know what REALLY happened between Hermione and Sirius!

C K Brook : Sounds good! We'll see what I can do next chapter!

Iaveina : Glad it didn't confuse you…I hope you like the next few chapters:D

mexicangirl01 : Yea…Charlie could prob get a restraining order against me…But I'm not THAT obsessed with him…actually I think I'm more obsessed with Sirius…meh…. "It's a Small World Afterall" is another story about Disneyland… sounds good…I'll have to check it out!

So leave a review to the twins…and let me know who you want next!